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[Emzzified]

dont forget the people who post interestingly painted nails!



[lamsuesam]

1.im from hong kong (well i hate to admit it but it's part of china) and I DO NOT USE CHINESE WRITING AS MY TUMBLR BANNER.

2. we are the same age:D

3. i love your rants. they're so hilarious<3

4. your angry face is the cutest face i've ever seen.

5. i love you:) x

[LindaWestin]

1. You are cute when you are angry.

2. This is hilarious.

[Chaarlotte2011]

i thought hipsters were people who wore jeans half way down their arse? hahaa:')

[sutorp1]

i absolutely love your rants!!

[sutorp1]

omg bertie i love you so much.

[ceza3411]

2:07 - funniest thing ever .

[sineadbieber11]

haha, bertie you are hilarious!

i need to meet you one day. :D

[mistakenkisses]

Omg i love you

[StarshipRangerEilidh]

Just love that this came out on my buurfdaay<3

[RandomGalAmy]

Ahah you should google translate it <3

[rachellington]

You feel veeerrry strongly about this, eh, Bertie? :D

[TheNerdBird01]

im sorry bout my tumblr page being just about pictures but i normay post pictures that i think are funny

[msmonkeymusic]

Do you have tumblr? <3

[ArmoredViolinist]

Bertie, when you go on angry rampages, I find it very sexy.....You can go on rampages all day when your married to me...I won't mind.....;D

[Bookerina26]

I just got a tumblr and I loved it. I really like those artsy pictures of smoke or beaches or something. I love Bertie even more though, and you have no clue the mixed emotions I have now of tumblr....

[vivianli98]

I'm Chinese and really non of us put Chinese writing on our walls. o-o

[LilMizUnPerfect16]

Oops...i meant "buy some money"

[LilMizUnPerfect16]

You should do a rant about the name of 'the money shop'. I mean its so misleading, you dont walk into a shop and be like "i'd like to busy some money" etc...btw yet again another gr8/(funny) video xx

[x1disvashappeninx]

triangle triangle square. circle circle triangle...triangle......

square.

Man, that's deep.

[ThatGeniusLaura]

the hat-crucifix-star is probably code for "hats off to jesus christ, superstar"

[jammies101]

omg you are hilarious and I completely agree:'D do you have a twitter?!

[chloeefenables]

whats your tumblr?

[OfficialTriggR]

@chloeefenables If you don't know something, Google it.

[jw1990yb]

mate, if triangles offend you so much i would suggest you avoid tumblr alltogether..

[JodieAnne2011]

all tumblr pictures are the same.. the girls are the same & the pictures are like your hands with writing on them & really tanned girls with short shorts on & people smoking weed..what your saying is soooo true!

[JodieAnne2011]

OMG THAT IS SO SO SO SO SO TRUE! thought i was the only one!

[itsallypally]

OMFG YOU ARE A LEDGEND. THIS IS SO TRUE.

[OrEoFrEnZy]

sitting here, laughing, your so cute when your ranting about

[emiilywatson]

i seriously know your pain, blehh!

[jenniferandxochitl21]

You gotta love Bertie's rants :')

[vampydude]

Very true!

[hardrocka5]

iloveyousomuch.<3 you're like drarry's child. iloveyousomuch.<3

[xSugarHit]

there's a picture of you on tumblr with 11,596 notes, heheh you're something hipsters reblog bertie.

[rebrabs]

I love your rants.

[Abbie534]

Bertie, it's still pronounced rah-nt not rar-nt even in england :')

[tomjamesf]

Learn to say rant

[nowheregirl101]

what's a Hipster? feel like I should know...

[PHOE247]

Lol it was so funny :) yet so true !!

[42Corr]

dat don't mean nofin!

[hihihisophie]

laughed so much at "thats just un organised!"

[OfficialRAxx]

2.42  :')

[MsOverstreet100]

awh no i love bertie so much but he has just described my whole blog,but i post the things i love not to make people think i'm hipster

[ILLGRaM]

LOL! Fantastic...

Positive Loves Positive.

[electricunicorn97]

triangle triangle square circle cirlce triangle triangle square

[bethtaylzx]

i fucking love you

[avrilfans2]

you+harrison=BEAUT-IF-UL!!!

[Gryffindorforthewin]

the way you say triangle = hot!

[RockRaveRun]

It's like... it's lie... BLARGHHH!

[RockRaveRun]

I actually love you, you never fail to make me laugh.

[IHEARTYOUBRUV]

'JUST SMOKE POURING OUT.. URRRH. JUST URRRRRH'

[AnnieGeorgiaX]

OMG, SOMEONE I KNOW JUST CREATED A TUMBLR, AND SHE SPELT ONE OF THE WORDS IN HER URL WRONG. PAHAHAHA.

[emmaloveberry]

when you said Your from Newcastle sounded like gavin from gavin and stacey

[2ophi]

This may possibly be one of the most perfect things ever.

[spikingbex]

I'm glad you think of all California girls like that. Go Cali : )

[starkidkaty]

Okay, I watch all of these Facebook, Mainstream, Bloggy-things, and I have one question:

What is a hipster?

[RealMarwa]

Wow. I didn't realise I was kinda sorta little hipser... Till now :P

[emmaloveberry]

u on fb?

[francesdanica]

lol when you were saying circle, circle, triangle, ex. i thought it was a combo for a game :))

[TheLuluBarbie]

@lolbrocats I'm from Cali too. I'm not a pretty girl, I am tan and blonde though. But I don't sit in roads, or make wierd beach pictures either. I've never worn one either. I don't understand taking pictures like that. And why don't they ever get hit by cars?

[TillyTrev]

that pretty much sums up my tumblr but fuck it :)

[lolbrocats]

i'm a girl from california. i'm pale as a sheet, not all that beautiful, don't sit randomly in roads, and i have never worn a basketball jersey.

[ChelsieBaybeeox]

this is the first video i saw from you. and from this i found you, dom, harrison, roy & tumbleweed. and my life is complete. <3

[OhLookItsMelisa]

Yes, praise de lord, thankyou! I fucking hate hipsters.

[Letsplay161]

Your voice is sexy ;)

[CoolRated]

Bertie, thought I'd let you know people think you look like Draco Malfoy xD

[amalieh96]

"beautiful tanned girls"

[originalcharcharyo]

that's not cigarette smoke.

[ChelsieBaybeeox]

@originalcharcharyo all smoke is bad.

[bttysuperbad]

lol, this guy is flipping out

[Findthewordstosay]

Mate you sound like Daniel Radcliffe. Ledge.

[sophiethruppxxx]

this is embarrassing but... i have no idea what a hipster is.

anyone fancy informing me?

[GeorgieGeorgiaD]

i love your 'bye' at the end! <3

[TheChickkmeister]

Bert, you d' man!

[Simsomanka9612]

My tumblr has pictures of skaters, one direction and some funny shit :) 

[Joanaissocoollike]

@Simsomanka9612 1D !!!!!! Go girl !

[jakeisnotanowl]

But you dress like a wannabe Hipster... I'm confused.

[Simsomanka9612]

@jakeisnotanowl And kind of skater boy style...  I think he just like this style and he doesn't give a shit about the "hipster style" ...but I was thinking the same lol xD

[BecauseWeAreRetards]

I also call them chavs...

[ellabellacellaX]

'And they're all thinking, "I am so hipstery"'. Ahahaha.

[alexa13003]

LOL U HURT MI FEELING I POST PICS OF LIKE FRIENDS AND CUTE COUPLES S THAT BAD GOSSHH

[ElianeEchelon]

YOU'RE SO ASDFDJGFK ! You're awesome. All you've said is totally true, and I agree with you! (: Hugs from Paraguay!

[alexa13003]

MEAN LIKE

[alexa13003]

IM NOTHING LIE THIS JUS SO U KNOW

[Loserboy166]

Tumblr is so confusing >.<

[frezzabelle]

ALSKDJLSDJF HE SAID NEWCASTLE, I'M FROM NEWCASTLE ALSKJD;JSKDFLKJSDLFKJ.

[Mahomie4evver]

Also an American girl... bit awkward.

[yesperhapsmaybe]

I'm an American girl from California...awkward.

[emherron555]

you are such a legend



[ameliahindmarsh]

'i know you in real life, your from newcastle' the fact that im from newcastle makes this 10000x funnier

[TheAngelz101]

'that dont mean nothin' hahaha couldn't stop laughing!! and ur heavy breathing.

[yeahyeahwateverfool]

I can see where you are coming from. Your time in Hogwarts has done you well.

[mrslauriehoran]

"no, i know you in real life... you're from newcastle..."

omg laughed for like 10 minutes ahahahha

[UnderprivilegedLlama]

Isn't he so cute when he's frustrated?

[fleurfuji]

I have a tumblr and a facebook. I TRY not to do that... But on my tumblr I post a lot of pictures. And opinions too. But it's supposed to be a blog for pictures so... Yup. :)

[GiggityGloriaa]

i hate how tumblr makes california girls look. i look nothing like them. -_______-

[liisafiis]

i like how he touches his nose all the time

[shesgotstyle575]

this is extremely accurate and i always feel exactly the same about the people i know its horrible and annoying ugh

[Raach1xox]

I love your chin:3...

[bracebaby98]

Why are you so hot? xxxx

[MissGracie1912]

'people that decide that their banner on tumblr should just be some chinese writing. now that's fine if you're from China, obviously, but no I know you in real life.. you're from Newcastle!'

[esmeandnic1]

yes your gorgeous.

[OliveJuice356]

dat dont mean muffin!

[Elilalalulu]

k look nt all american grls look tht sluty

[iHeartCR7]

TUMBLAH

[MyArtOfLife]

"Oh, chinese writing, it's, oh, it looks like loads of little grids with splotches on them. That would look great on my tumblr."

Oh my god XD

[msartificialredhead]

Oh dear, I love Ranting!Bertie :')

[TheAngelz101]

sorry i just burst out laughing with ur "it dont mean nofin!" i couldn't stop laughing

[JamieFabc]

I love how he says raant - no one in the UK says it like that. :)

[CallumMcCarthy93]

@JamieFabc I say it that way and loads of my friends do aswell. To me it just sounds wrong with a short "a"...

[TheButteredRolls]

your hot when your ranting

[totallytori1216]

i know your real life and i know know you just think the letters look pretty :D

[TheLittleFrenchy2]

"You're from New Castle..." Epic face <3

[mahafelicis97]

You just summarised EVERYTHING I hate about hipster blogs... I love you <3

[annabellelamont]

I'd never heard of the term 'Hipster' until I watched yours and DomDayable's videos.. But then again, I'm Scottish so - that's my excuse. Is a hipster just a person who's indie?..

[youaremydreamxx]

@annabellelamont am scottish and i know what a hipster is?:)

[Denise12michelle]

I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU A BIG HUG OMG I COULDN'T AGREE MORE

[Bellybutton212]

You look like harry Potter.

You sound like Harry Potter.

You wear Glasses- Harry potter?

Do you have a Ginger girlfriend?..

[sunnysideup0123]

@Bellybutton212 you do know that he played Scorpious Malfoy in the last movie right...

[maryjobuiza14]

couldn't agree more!

[TheAmyboot]

man your hot

[Qween324]

"That don't mean nuffin!"

[Music4ever248]

Hi there

[M4ZZ4100]

you complain so politely

[kimberlee0]

Bertie it's just incredible the way you think that we don't have to worry about what other people say about us, and the way you express yourself, the way you explain things, like, exactly the way you think, you are so yourself, we can see clearly that you don't want have copy or whatever, you are just... you! and that's why I love your channel. You don't have to pretend to be someone else !! - sorry for my english, I'm brazilian :)

[hope122222]

this is probably going to be really weird, but you have really nice/cool hands :)

[niccyb22xx]

i love you and your bumchin<3

[MissShawn1D]

are you doing rants in english at the moment in school? because i am and im in the same year as you..x

[cec6607]

Not all the hipster do this. The hipster that i met they are really cool people that is normal. Speaking about the weird thing that you say...shapes in the bio, hats, wtf?? This people is crazy.

[cec6607]

Who the hell put chinese names in tumblr???

[NonoNunes]

I just watched this cause he is really hot.

[AoifeMaguirex]

British Voice + Draco Malfoy looks = Orgasm.

[PointlessBoner]

"that dont mean nothin" lol I love you so much Bertie <3

[missbrownewithane]

i actually love you. omg you say what i think

[xoAmeliaox100]

I think it's because your so agitated , but in this video you remind me of DanRad.

[MsPuppiesrock]

Let's not to mention they DYE their hair all different colors

[katielovestash]

@MsPuppiesrock I have pink hair. Does that make me a "hipster"

[fpatatal]

You should know how the latin girls tumblr is, and what did they put in it ... you'd definately love them , its pretty different that american girls

[fpatatal]

He's like a convination of tom felton with cody simpson ...

[xoAmeliaox100]

@fpatatal *daniel radcliffe

[saso3175]

what's Bertie's tumblr?

[afruuit]

Right after Bertie talked about the picture with cigarette smoke, I logged onto Tumblr and saw a picture of someone with cigarette smoke. How ironic.

[GayGagaGirl]

omg i love you ok.

[ezzamezzagold]

<3

RAAAANT.

[JustTeenLyrics]

I just love the way he says tumblr <3

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

but harry potter art on tumblr is freakn amazing !! :)

[AmeliaJansen]

does Bertie have Tumblr..? 

[AmeliaJansen]

I'm from Newcastle! wayy haha

[emmam111]

tumblah

[sdp9805]

Your voice like changed dramatically when you said "It don't mean nuffin" you sounded like Harrison with his Cockey accent!

[chanopoop]

Just watched an old video of you and noticed the massive voice change....



[lexiigal1844]

your cuite

[Gigglemouse4]

Interesting rants. I'm not being sarcastic!!

[TwihardsDieHard11]

Lol "You're from New Castle..."

[monkeygetfunky252915]

I agree, but I can't help it.... my tumblr is following in the hipster trends. but im hooked so i guess i need rehab. there is this 'blog' about tumbleweed productions... im fairly surprised they didn't post a picture of you in a hat...

[abbiehernandez]

You speak so much sense, a person who understands, hallelujah!

[TheImmortalpivot]

"You're from Newcastle" xDDDD

[MissOliviaMcguiness]

i love you but why dont you not go on tumblr

[Alaraaahx]

:o:o:o i felt gutted watching this ahahah, i didn't think i was a hipster at all :{

[RuthyRuthKC]

on weheartit someone posted a picture of themselves with a racoon on their lips.nuff said.

[SkyPatronus112]

@RuthyRuthKC Tell me about it! Weheartit is the most hipstery website on this PLANET.

[FernNM]

I love this, haha. My tumblr is just as bad as all that, minus the random shapes/Chinese lettering. My tumblr used to be more personal and stuff, but I gave in and just ended up conforming to the whole indie-hipster rubbish. I'm actually ashamed of myself, but I can't help it, I'm addicted. D:

[LeahAyliffe]

YOU SHOULD BE A PREACHER

[BrayMolly]

You could be writing something really offensive in Chinese...

This is really funny and in fact, quite true but don't hate on tumblr blogs. I know all hipster wannabee blogs are trashing the sacred name of tumblr, but if you'd care to notice, the entire human population don't ALL own hipster blogs, most others are rather amazing and interesting, which is a shame because they don&