10 things not to say on a first date

[coder49]

Ohh so when you said bubbly on the advert you meant fat..

[clubbizarre]

number 2 is also a move called "the mosby"

[sparkle11girl]

U should talk about how amazing airplanes are I'm not even kidding . Then u can talk about ur favorite places to go where u wanna go stuff u did there and the conversation will flow (; YOU ARE WELCOME. -love , abby -3

[Stebee19]

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[OliviaTheGeek]

Aside from the fact you put glasses on for number 3 to show 'intelligence' (which is ridiculously annoying), it was at least amusing.

[Jt03z]

I dont like these kind of video's because its not as if you would ever concievably say any of those things. Might as well say "Yeah, I'm a murderer" .

[sexuallobster134679]

''Well, it's not MY fault I can't get an erection!''

[MMArtist99]

Guys,

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Here's what you need to do

Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

[ER1CxF]

smoke pot

[Kaleboy100]

funny

[mrmrdean1]

DONT SAY ON A 1ST DATE, "CORR YOUR FANNY LIPS ARE POKING THROUGH YOUR JEANS LIKE BEEF CURTAINS", BY THE WAY, FANCY A KEBAB.

[abbreviateTome]

@mrmrdean1 looooooooooooooooooooooooooool­

[PkGt1991]

she's hot...but fuck that SHE IS FUNNY!!!!!

[TheJsantos82]

I so miss this!!!!

[Ibike551]

Your really pretty

[sexiibitch555]

1:04 haha

[priyochatterjee1]

how about this one "you can ever replace my mother so don't even try"

[AbduCola]

The "fight with my husband " one is the only one that wouldn't affect me

[TheUnholyPosole]

Is it weird that if I met a girl who said stuff like that, id probably dig her?

[Zynyster]

don't be shy, now show us the other 90 things you don't say on the first date

[9PEARL9]

You look cool in those glasses :)

[tonyjfalconeajutube]

my girlfriend uses #9.......that bitch lol

[h3p4]

if you try to promote youreself as an actress you have no chance to succed. the text are so awfull.

[AmazingMonkeyQueen]

Are you an actress? You're quite pretty and have great comedic timing. It was all very funny. Nice job!

[ntipouan]

Come on, tell us from a girl's viewpoint what *guys* aren't supposed to say on a first date :D !

[ntipouan]

"But my friends call me backdoor Shery...Sometimes." HAHAHAHAAH :D

[akanicolerocks711]

lol you are funny and i like those glasses lol

[eastcoastthemost3]

Ok, I admit it you're smarter than me. LOL Now what happens?

[Kavoc3]

i was lmao during this whole thing

[DoctorLawyerWhatever]

1) So, how long have you had that skin condition? 2) I lost my genitals in an industrial accident. Could that become a problem? 3) I don't normally drink this heavily, however, you are physically hideous. 4) Care for some high-powered blotter acid? 5) It's embarrassing when my wounds ooze. 6) As long as you're buying, I'll order the left side of the menu. 7) Don't tell me about your family, because I really don't care. 8) VD? Once or twice. 9) I'm contageous. 10) My parole officer is calling.

[LadyBugsmilezzz]

haha #5 is funny

[rowsdower12]

lol, these are funny! But true. It depends on the place or situation you're in. Bar and drunk vs. nice intentional meeting. But entertaining.