Let's Play Condemned - S4 P1 - Tasty Birdies

[Justinius21]

shotgun on F.E.A.R is just....epic

[NaoemiChan]

Someone really waxed those floors...just for Helloween.

[Garrysmodtuts1]

@demonjack123 don't care anymore...troll u are also trying to copy Helloween4545.

[Reaver2K7]

So everything is completely trashed, there are no signs of life or activity aside from homicidal vagrants and dead birds but the trains run just fine.

[DemonDragon000]

I see no warning on this video

[TheShambler34]

I love the sound Helloween4545 does when he "eats" the birdies.

[EstheriKodani]

Jesus: God, who keeps saying my name?!

God: -watching video- >.>

[TheMetalKoala]

this city is so terribly put together, ripping tht pole off the train like it was made of paper

[darkraven1414]

I just realized what this game is. It's Fight Club!!

[V3RTIGO222]

HELLO, I'm here for some violence, are you here for some violence? *no answer*

Guess not then... O.o

[Brandino42754]

10:20 she seemed so... accepting... of the slam, of her face, to the ground...

[inmypants0102]

Molest, and slide.... Molest, and slide.

[jcrebel18]

Oh, but he deflected your shotty shell with his awesome awesome FIRE AXE. :p

[jcrebel18]

Those of you who want to see a "Here's Johnny," look for Paul Smart's playthrough of this (pieceofpiesoftware). ;)

Still, even though he's not saying it, still loving this blind LP. ;)

[mcowen1000]

i smell birdies......hahahahahhahah...­.....

[lapout1n]

btw, when you tazer them, you can grab their weapon I think

[TommittajaFIN]

Ethan... LOOK... ;D oh god that was mildy amusing.

[GoldMagnum77]

"I'm not going to eat a DEAD bird am I?!" Ethan does.

[106die]

yay hells voice is back to normal

[Shurrackia96]

I lvoe watching your lets plays :D I love horror games, but sometimes i find myself a little squeemish to play some of them. :)

[MrBlackred47]

happy world AIDs day everone

[YourMum369]

@MrBlackred47 at my college they gave out sperm keyrings for aids day :D

[MrBlackred47]

@YourMum369 Cool i got nothing for aids day

[SW337x7007H]

I think the sliding body is not witchcraft. It's just a really clean floor.

[Shaderaygun]

Hey Helloween if I amy recommenced a game, you should try out Geist. Its a game where you play a ghost who fights demons!

[demonjack123]

@Shaderaygun ..

[8BitPicklez]

"It's like strawberries...but gorey."

You mean goreberries?!

Mwuahahaha. >:3

[Garrysmodtuts1]

U do watch Tobuscus because u said PENOR !!! :D LOLZ

[demonjack123]

@Garrysmodtuts1 How does that mean he watches tobuscus.

[wockynerd]

You can kick like Jean Claude Van Damme but you cannot defeat a turnstile.

[Reptiloid87]

07:13 Was that Paxton Fettel? :O Looks like he's even got blood around his mouth...

[DrHenryOswald]

*turns on the cooking channel*

Hello, and welcome back to Fowl Cooking with Ethan!

Today we will be finely sauteing a crow and drizzling it with a healthy portion of maim sauce... But... I Guess you could eat it raw...

OMNOMNOM!

[IvoryLie]

10:30 I think shes dead...

Helloween. Ace detective.

[uliakatio]

condemned:everyone's thinks you're guilty for killing two guys;tries to prove your inocence by killing dozens of others

[funnylookingkid]

Condemned: Criminal Oranges.

[NorwegianCarWrecker]

Y U NO PUT WARNING ON THE VIDEO!?

*flickery, flickery*

[Etherwinter]

Mr. Shotty does not like you any more, Helloween. He's been abused too much times.

[kageken]

4:27 What guy?

4:36 who are you talking to there?

I think the game's starting to drive our dear Helloween completely mad

[DarkElviS]

from now on ,whenever helloween finds a bird, he will omnom it in any future games :3 i just know it

[sakurakeiji]

I think this is your best LP so far Helloween, haha. Whatever you've been smoking and/or drinking, keep doing it! Lol.

[aurochtamer]

Helloween, are you playing with bums again?

[sonofa2]

The shotgun doesn't suck. Your aim sucks.

[SeonleeRomane]

@sonofa2 He shot him in the face and he didn't die :/

[mrsuenos]

Here's Helloween (starts giggling)

[Tsukasamimi]

Love Ethan's inner voice...conscience...demon...S­meagol thing. XD

[TheFlyingJackal1]

I wish these were in higher resolution so I could actually see the spooky bits clearly. :(

[InsaneYAsylum]

why are those people so angry? D: someone should hug them

... get Mr Flappy Jaw.

[Kimberleevee]

Yes Ethan, please put your face in front of a window that someone's trying to smash with a fire extinguisher...

[ShadowFoxSoothsayer]

When that guy was chopping through the door at you my mind went "Oh hai Johnny..."

[Arena90]

The eating of the birds kinda reminds me of Zoidberg.

[NordicNeutrino]

10:24 Scalped. With bare hands!

[SuperDestroyman]

Go back to saints row. Ball bag punching for the win

[Kizsurian]

Lol I love the way you say strawberries x3 2:23

[BloodReaperZ]

Nom nom nom birdy!

[MiftaCheeks]

If he can yank out a bolted down bar out of iron, why doesn't he just rip their arms off? D:

[Stroper]

Well...technically he did say "here's Johnny"...it just wasn't very good... xD

[meerholz2]

ìts cryostatsis all over again axe buddy's and shitty guns 

[Bullfrog1983]

I can just hear the coroner's report on the scene of the slaughter "cause of death, broken neck followed by 17 slashes to the midsection of the body"

[kgarrity]

Should someone tell Helloween about the "reloading" bug? I would but I forget how to do it.

[CapumOfOuttaSpace]

How does a pipe have more block value than a giant sign

[easymoney342]

Haha Yes! I was waiting for him to get to that part.. The only part of the game that I remember from a couple years ago that scared the crap out of me.. and that flashing light... Doesn't that remind you of Cryostasis?? haha

[keshka4life1]

every time i go on a homicidal rampage and use an ax to break down doors i say "here's johnny" they never laugh /sigh

[JaredVanderpool]

Apparently this game never heard of the third rail.

[rainbowcrash27]

Time for the good ol' ultra violence!

[TechMan5]

Helloween, your commentary tickles me so much!

[Selectedmarksman]

...I'm just going to put it away for later...

Helloween needs his own reality show. It would beat any of the "Ghost Hunter" stuff. All he needs is a crow-bear, a flashlight, and a shotty.

[maroonoasis]

isn't this supposed to be a horror game?

[XperimentorEES]

Thumbs up for "baked beans of joy"

8:03

[RavnDream]

Finally, a female Mook.

[Zerrin]

People were saying you were skipping the special kill-animations. Frankly I think you swinging a fireaxe into the side of their cranium is more visceral than grabbing their head and pushing them to the ground really hard.

[MiftaCheeks]

Helloween is in a really good mood tonight, I think. xP

[Liberykiller]

Damn Helloween, you killed that lady dead

[VoiceOfReason7]

Everytime I see a body I keep wanting you to loot it. .....Too much Skyrim >_>;

[Bluecho4]

And maybe after this set, I'll dig out my old issues of Mister X: Condemned! ;D

[NinjaNatalya]

I swear you should listen to Wheatley's voice from Portal 2. you could imitate it if you tried

[worldof90]

If you think this shotgun is bad try Land of the Dead Road to Fiddlers Green's shotgun. This shotgun is perfect compared to that one.

[MinionStarwind]

Goddamn witchcraft.

[kmyalxe11]

That lady's head was the most natural shade of blood-red.

[Zantillia]

This building has one dedicated janitor. Even when the whole things gone to shit he still waxes the floors so thoroughly bodies slide across it on their own. He must have a good dental plan or something.

[TwistedEllipsis]

@Zantillia It can't be a great dental plan, since there are dead birds everywhere....

[lapout1n]

@Zantillia He waxed the floor so well that when the body slided, the blood pool disapeared

[NeoSpriggan]

Ah, one more dysfunctional lunatic added to your repetoire. Ethan's tale of bird eating and random metal collecting will undoubtedly become a grand tale.

[reaperofdeath888]

the shotgun in condemned beats mw3 shotguns.

[168KellyCutey168]

XD I love that song Bodies by Drowning Pool right I laughed so hard when you sai that keep up the good work you're bloody brilliant!

[KaikipBT7]

Absolutely lost it at pellets of love. Molestation, bad weapon systems, hunger for rotting bird flesh, and drowning pool. Oh Helloween all the sadness of the day has been replaced with piss myself laughter. Thank you.

[Shadow9808]

Oh god, please, please, PLEASE!!! Keep the bird eatting gag going all Let's Play, this is one of the funniest new gags you've come up with yet! And I'm certainly enjoying the Let's Play thus far, looking forward to more!

[BlackJeopardy]

I love your condemned videos, it's always nice to see someone who actually enjoys horror and violence in games instead of being scared as hell

[chrintov]

increase your fov, it's making me sick atm

[TechieRefugee]

"I wouldn't molest you, but it's so very fun."

-Helloween4545

[Slpodji]

...Not to sound weird or anything...

[Slpodji]

"Molest and SLIDE! Molest and SLIDE!" Best line EVAR!!!!!!!!!!

[seamus1337]

BEANS

[noaccount4]

*Looks at tags*

...

Oh you.

[TheGweninator]

Ahh, this video made me laugh so hard. Thank you, good sir, for making horror games so amusing. =D

[dddfeardi]

So, I woke up this morning and got ready for my usual walk. I get outside and onto one of the major streets in my area where they're doing "corridor improvement". The heavy fog and unused construction equipment made me go, "Life…why have you put me in Silent Hill? I don't want to be cut in half by some big ugly guy with a massive sword."

[ThinkingWithPortal2]

I saw the body slide as well.

[TonyBtones]

Oh God, when you said molest it reminded me a part I read in a book today...

Jesus christ, so fucking wrong...

Anyone else read "Forgotten Fire"?

[45Automag]

DAMIT HELLOWEEN SAY HERES JOHNNY

[ChadsAcc]

Helloween I've not seen a "molest molest" on any of the dead bodies. You're slacking >:D

[djgalven]

@ChadsAcc ... wha? What was he doing not but a minute in with that dead body?

[ChadsAcc]

@djgalven no no no, he says "molest molest" in a really funny way XD Molesting a body and saying "molest molest" is different!

[Crannigy]

so....why was Ethan able to rip off a SAFETY BAR so easily from the back of the train? What drugs did those birds have in them?

[MsSuicidalMuffin]

i love your bird eating sound <3

[Tom03110]

A tip for fighting with a melee weapon: You can do different attacks that have different effects/do different amounts of damage. Im not exactly sure how to do all the attacks, but i think its like move left/right while attacking is one, moving forward and attack is another, moving back and attack is another, and not moving and attack is the last one.

maybe someone who is more familiar with the game can clarify?

[SmilyFishProductions]

Dang it YouTube! I could've been watching this episode 1 hour ago!

[Nymphonae]

Yay, Strawgories!

[amazingred09]

a little tid bit about that bit where you get knocked down the escalator, it actually takes health off of you, and if you had only a smidgen of health left then you would die every time, hence why they give you health kits just before :)

[crazylozfan9000]

molesting hobos in the subway O_o

[TrueAlaskanMaverick]

Sweeeeet

[Cuzzys2nd]

3:58 LOLs bum SMASH

[psychogamer12]

if any of helloween's fan group don't get the drowning pool reference, the song being reffered to is called ''Let the bodies hit the floor''...

[HalaDM]

Oh and you missed the slapstick moment there, should have kept the sign as weapon...

[technoskull]

HOORAY GOOD MIC

[DonKain]

Is the audio majorily desynched or is it just me?

[Genisis013]

@DonKain It might be you or the fact that this video is still being processed, no?

[DonKain]

@Genisis013 Either one is possible.

[Genisis013]

@DonKain Indeed, I will say its different to actually catch Helloween's video while its being processed

[krazedKillualover]

THANK YOU HELLOWEEN! I'm so happy you posted this today! You really cheered up my day seeing as 80% of my friends didn't know it was my birthday e___e;; thank you (:

[HalaDM]

Happy it worked this time. Made my evening. Woop woop!

[megamaxmax4]

Under 100 club! Fuck yeah!

[Xamudan]

@megamaxmax4 me too! fuck it feels awesome

[BoatSniper49]

Actually, THIS is still being processed. The video stopped right when Helloween shot himself. I was mildly concerned for a second there.

[CptKitKat]

@BoatSniper49 That's why, thought it was just me

[ComtesseV]

''Mighty foot!'' xD