Jesus wasn't the son of God. He was a manipulative megalomaniac who used lies and false promises to elevate himself to a high social position, and probably covertly used it to get a lot of pussy along the way.
Henry as a comic? Niiice. I bet no one dares to heckle lest he be tossed to another continent :) Still, "This really is a hot place even in december"?!? Good one.
@saintbowen79 It's not meant to be funny in that way. It's commentary. And as for high on their own ego? Where do you get off judging a man? How's your ego going, then? Why don't you do and achieve even 20% of what this man has.
@hidezmarine "Somebody should have rushed the stage a beat him within an inch of his useless life!"
Says the couch-whale do-nothing salary-slave media-grazer. Choose which one fits because I doubt you've done anything even remotely as amazing with your life as Henry has; and lie all you want -- maybe you're a genius rocket scientist who's been to the moon -- but bear in mind, that anybody who HAS done something amazing with their life, wouldn't be making pithy comments on Youtube.
this dork is sooooo not funny...my brother was watching this shitbag so i am logginn on thru my phone..I rember this talent-less T bagger from MTV in the 90's...what a loser..Come of of the closet Rollins you 5 foot 6 homo and go back to making your gay porn like you did in the 80's.
this dork is sooooo not funny...my brother was watching this shitbag so i am logginn on thru my phone..I rember this talent-less T bagger from MTV in the 90's...what a loser..Come of of the closet Rollins you 5 foot 6 homo and go back to making your gay porn like you did in the 80's.
@TheBigfatshady And what do you listen to, douchebag - trendy pop, emo or gangsta rap? Rollins is awesome, his music kicks ass and he's clever and witty - unlike you ...
@hinjurock Its not funny simple as that. The guy is a punk ass bitch. My sister who is a amazon(shes a big girl) could kick the shit out of him. And yes he did do gay porn in the 80's is public fact, maybe you got one of his tapes?
@black7flag eh? i was actually goofing around, bored at work and all... zero emotional investment there...but whatever. Thanks for the pointers...good job=/. "Overlords" rolls a little better than corporatocracy, but I think even "HE" got that concept...little nit-picky...just sayin'...
Two guys from the Church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints came to my house today, they asked what I thought of Jesus Christ. I said that whenever I think of Jesus I think of this video, then I repeated the Action Hero part of it. I think that I gave them something to think about later. It was funny. And I didn't convert.
@zaphodtrillian not a very christian attitude from one spouting off about christ....consider revising your approach. If you're going to represent a faith, have a hint of eloquence else people with active brains will write you off.
@stztms Allow me to correct your fucked up perspective on "Christianity". There are particular populations that are militant.The kinds that invented the inquisition, crusades etc and dont aplogise for it. Im one of "them"
You make the mistake of confusing me with your politically correct protestant faggots shaking and faking their ways through your American psychopathology.
Non violent Christians that dont swear always turning the other cheek? your a bigger fucking idiot then I thought
@zaphodtrillian Oh...feeling's mutual;'You're' (not your) a bigger fucking idiot than I thought. I'm a militant agnostic who feels that christianity in any form is a setback. At least the turn the other cheek christians can veil their ignorance with a 'doctrine'. What's your excuse? You working off the book now? Gotta direct line to jesus, do ya? I doubt you're out there burning witch babies so you may want to come off as intelligent to prove a point. just sayin'.
@stztms a militant agnostic? you either deal in drugs or oxymorons. Your a fan your a follower Rollins is your god.
You look up to him, you defend him and you are his income.
Thats the point Im making dick breath. Dont turn it on me it is you that needs to pull your head out of his ass and take a breath. Rollins is nothing this isnt a religious debate,puppets like you are common
@zaphodtrillian Aww, you're scrambling for solid ground-how cute. There was no debate here, or was there ever. I think anyone who has read this exchange can figure out exactly where you are spiritually and intellectually. Trying to attack me personally makes you look even more like an uneducated knob. Rollins can defend himself. now go hobble off on your ghost-crutch and wait for a messiah or something...whatever you religious nutters do to pass the time.
@stztms your still sucking henry ass..I bet you have a picture of him on the wall to jerk of to. Capitalist consumerist puppet go hobble off to a university and get an education.
@zaphodtrillian Your refusal to use the conjunction "you're"(always used in place of "you are" instead of "your") is baffling...guess you missed that day of school. Let's see: the Federal Reserve has fucked us, our Corporate-controlled government is a dog and pony show for people who still believe what they see in the news and I'm trading words with a moron who's using religion as a tool for hate. The overlords want you right where you're at, bro. who's a good widdle puppet?
@stztms Again your Henry Rollins puppet. He is for sale no free concerts, no free spoken word gigs no free CD's nothing.He is bought and sold and makes a living putting shit on people because lets face it he cant sing. He is afraid too look at himself he is a consumer product in a market- a product. You buy him and demonstrate good "brand loyalty " Only those making money from capitalism are knocking it. Henry makes a good living out of pseudo revolutionary dribble- puppet
@zaphodtrillian ugh...I don't own anything that has to do with Rollins, I've never seen him live, and I've never been a fan of his music....I have spent zero dollars on this product. I wound up here by accident. But Rollins has a pretty decent perspective imo. You make too many assumptions to pose a legitimate argument so let's keep it casual...U Mad?
In Soviet Russia, assumptions pose you.
I used to be an asshole like you until I took an arrow to the knee.
[4:157] And for claiming that they killed the Messiah, Jesus, son of Mary, the messenger of GOD. In fact, they never killed him, they never crucified him - they were made to think that they did. All factions who are disputing in this matter are full of doubt concerning this issue. They possess no knowledge; they only conjecture. For certain, they never killed him.
I'm not sure but I think Henry was trying to say Jesus was good and relate it to everyday life in the words of a sinner so sinners might want to look into the life of Christ. you have to be creative these days to get the word out maybe it's his way to get people to read about Jesus? Not sure.
Maybe they stimulate him intelectually. Straight women are fucken LAME anyway. Give me a woman who's had two in the pink and one in the stink while she's cunnilinguing the star spangled banner on some hot dime piece's TAINT!! Plus if you're a STRAIGHT male fucking a LESBIAN then you are the pimp mac daddy of us all and we should bow to you and take notes.
@BENCHIPED He wasn't saying he doesn't like Jesus, you misunderstood him. When he said "if you ever try to do anything amazing in your life, if you ever try to burn 100% of your lean tissue to try and do something..." he was talking about what Jesus did, then he went on to say that if you do anything like that you will draw people that try to pull you back down. Try to pay attention next time.
I scroll down to read the comments, and I start seeing comments of people saying Rollins is a bad comedian. HENRY ROLLINS IS NOT A STAND UP COMIC. HE IS A SPOKEN WORD PERFORMER. You have to understand what spoken-word performance is. It's sort of like acting out poetry/short stories. With all that said, I think he's funny anyway.
Word dude. I can't believe people would think he's a comedian anyway. Not every comedian goes up on stage and talks about shit that HAS happened to them IF they do then it's exaggerated or one big lie. Rollins is pure truth rolled up in a wound up ball of chaotically stabilized explosions!! HA nah IDK what I mean but I agree and thumbs up isn't enough in my opinion. FUNNY FUCKER ANYWAY!!!
I'm not offended at all by the Jesus jokes, because I'm an atheist. I am, however, very offended by how disappointingly not funny Rollins is. You can tell he's trying hard, but it isn't working.
I'm not a going to church kind of guy but I do have my own belief system, and I can guarantee if I had a preacher that spoke at least halfway as well as Henry about subject matter like this, I'd be in church every Sunday. Maybe I just found my life's calling, haha
I love Henry's energy! I saw him twice in the 80s when I was a teen, he seems to have even more energy than he did then! I saw those concerts with friends, I wasn't too big of a fan so I didn't know much of what his band's songs were about, as I couldn't really make out too many of the lyrics either lol. Now I can understand him! Like his bit about critics at the end, seems so true.
Henry donates money to that pro-black Jewish pressure group called the SPLC, this is even after his roommate was murdered by a negro. He wants more Whites to be murdered by negros, so he donates to the SPLC to push negros and Whites together unwillingly, and then when the predictable violence against Whites, he's happy.
@multigilligman I suggest you sue your schools for the failure to provide you with an education as that is one of the most ignorant remarks I've ever heard.
@multigilligman Uh, yeah. Next time you go to your doctor refuse pretty much every drug and practice developed in the last thirty years as much of it comes from the same science that acts as evidence for evolution. It's a bit like claiming to be a vegitarian then eating meat at every meal.
How come anything that anyone does is wrong with henry. He seems to be another labelist like glen beck. He uses dramtic emotion to draw in a crowd and make them think they are now one of the ones tht get it and everyone else is wrong. Come watch him talk about evil corporations for $60 a head. Not everyone has a agenda.
TheThetechnician, U don't know about ANYONE'S sexual history unless U R a part of it! So homophobic a loser U R that U resort to name-calling?? So, how is your non-existent SPOKEN WORD TOUR going?
I WORSHIP THE SUN because I can see it. That's kind of a big plus if I know for sure that it's there and I can see it with my own eyes. Secondly, it provides me with everything I need: warmth, light, and makes the food grow which feeds me and the animals that I scarf down. So I personally believe that if you are of ANY religion, you're kind of wasting you time. You're not dumb, you're simply wasting time.
Get a fuckin life you dumb pricks, listen to the man, he is putting Jesus as a role model. Henry gives positive messages, stop searching for shit that isn't there. I personally think all religion is bullshit, it does nothing but create war, and you morons are living proof of this.
@LockedPig No, no, no. Every person is different and if you were a GOOD christian, which you aren't, then you wouldn't be sitting on a youtube video calling atheist people stupid
@LockedPig Who cares that you are offended by this? Religious people are obsessed with being offended. Do you ever stop to think how offensive Christianity is to everyone else?
Simon of Cyrene wasn't a friend of Jesus. Just a Jewish Roman subject in the wrong place at the wrong time. (Or maybe best place at the best time if you consider his name is celebrated by countless people thousands of years after the day he was randomly pulled from a crowd for what had to be a day-ruining nuisance at the time.)
@Jrmcornelius He suposedly had a turn around on his religion. Kinda makes you think tho, if someone who was that strong of a non believer, just decides one day that he does believe, is Christianity real?
have you seen the dude from korn yet? he was agnostic, and now hes one of the leading preachers to teens, spreading the word of god, thats why he quit korn, to pursue a more Christian way. I think about this everyday, maybe this stuff is real....
@juiceman1965 i believe if you believe in god than your link to him should be direct no middle man or man made bullshit like church, bible and etc. i agree with you juiceman
There's no proof that Jesus ever existed besides a man made book of morals and values from an ancient time so all you religious freaks need to relax. It's like making fun of Santa Claus, why would you get mad at it lol?
@MindstormRecs .....uh...bullshit! jesus's existence is a fact, agreed upon by all historians, religious and secular, conservative and liberal. read some books by actual historians and scholars, thank you.
@MWM958 Lol Christian propaganda isn't fact moron. The story of Jesus was stolen from the Mexican Messiah who came before him much like Christianity has stolen most of its teachings from pagan rituals. Maybe I'm not the one who needs to read the books jackass lol
@MindstormRecs uhhhhh....no. yes, a lot of the stuff written by the early christians was in fact legend, and many historians recognize this, but none of them say that jesus just didnt exist at all. and none of them take the pagan paralell zeitgeist bullshit seriously. u rly have no idea what ur talking about. stop pretending that you did real research just cuz ur read something on the internet.
@MindstormRecs -____- of course. dude, im not trying to "convert" u, im just letting u know that the "christ myth theory" is not taken seriously by anyone in the relevant fields. if u wanna be an intelligent atheist (or agnostic, or whatever u consider yourself) then abandon the christ myth theory.
@MindstormRecs oh and id rly like to know how a group of ancient palestinian peasants went over the ocean to mexico just to steal the "mexican messiah". and gimme some scholarly citations and references. that should be good.
I'm a christian, and I am in no way offended by this. in fact, I think he was actually supporting Jesus. Listen to him at 2:20, "When JC was up there, BEING THE MAN."
I infact, rather enjoyed this analogy, and can't wait for T-shirts with a picture of jesus and a lol cap saying, "Don't cry for me, I'm an action hero."
BTW, when did the comments start relating to religion and whether it's right or wrong. IT'S HENRY ROLLINS FOR PETE SAKES. lets just talk about what a cool guy henry is.
@themetalman3 I used to be retarded (Christian) as well, and I'm not offended by this either. I find your statement very perceptive. This is Henry Rollins and he is a very cool guy. Very cool.
@owenotley you're right, 12 men (and later a very prominent man in religious circles in a society where they basically shared one religion and those leaders had the most power) just LEFT their homes, families, jobs, and any prestige they had and suffered some of the worst kinds of persecution and most painful, grotesque deaths any people group has seen (all without making ANYTHING off of it) for a "scam." And that's who would have been the FOUNDERS of this "scam," not people deceived by it.
@themetalman3 Calling yourself a Christian doesn't make it so. I enjoy listening to Henry on most things but trivializing the Son of God as an "action hero" is completely disrespectful. My .02
@themetalman3 I know what you mean man. But atheists are like fucking muslims. They can't let everyone live together in peace, they seek to destroy and tear down people that think differently than they do, because they're stupid and self righteous. If a video says anything about Jesus, you need to ignore the comments (no matter how stupid) and let them believe the shit that spews out of their mouths because they love themselves to much and can't believe in anything more powerful than themselves.
@Monkeyfurshur I understand your hatred, beacuse I know a lot of those types of Atheiest. That being said, however, I know some Atheiest that are major humanitarians and lovely people to hang out. I'm glad to call them my freinds.
@Rougarou13 hes actually a GAY-Athiest....u all think he is so cool...hes a fag who talks shit bout bigger and better people..he has nothing to talk bout himself cause he is nothing
@themetalman3 just saying, but Henry Rollins is a little critical of your religion man. Obviously you should still think he's the man, because HE IS, but like... Check out the "Henry Rollins on Creationism and History" video to your right...
The bible dehinges all of its bullshit "morals" and rules such as no sex before marriage and drugs or whatever with this one simple phrase "it is not what goes into the man that defiles the man it is what come out of the man that defiles the man" now think about that all you motherfuckers!
I just made a real belly laugh, and that's pretty rare in this age of kids laughing in a cute way and dogs on motorbikes. Thank Whatever for Henry Rollins
He IS making fun he jesus.. he is an avowed Athiest as well as a motivational speaker. Fuck religion and all the 'hell' it brings with it... Pun intended.
all this debate over christ and religion is silly you, people are missing the point, rollins is talking about the story of christ and how it realtes to all people in life.
christ did something that was hard and painful you dont need to worship or follow christ you dont need to like christianity but the fact is the story of christ depicts a man who went threw alot in life and had cowards mock him when he suffered and worked harder than any of them, rollins then realtes this to our life. simple.
And, btw, I am not a Christian. I think that Jesus was wrong about his return and I love the pleasures of the flesh way too much to take up my cross and follow him. Besides, I would rather worship a woman.
@yootubesucks123 First of all. Hell, like any other place in any other beloved children's fairy tale, isn't very likely to exist. Second. A reasonable God would, like any man with an average IQ, know that sex is fun and generally doesn't harm anyone. So He would probably be getting laid all the time himself. Third. Heaven is where all the hypocrits say they're going so put me up for hell.
@ManInDarkAlley well we're all hypocrites. The difference is that your either living for Jesus and are in constant repentance of your sins or are living for yourself in your own sinful nature and desires.
Sex is obviously a great thing, but if your not doing it in the way God has made it here for then your going against his standards. God's standards are the only way.
By comparing God to an average man you belittle God's power.
@yootubesucks123 Evolutionary speaking, sex is meant to procreate AND to assure bonding between male and female to make sure any offspring is born to a stable environment. Modern day life makes it necessary to continuously 'renew' this bonding, as it were. Hence, more sex. Nothing too difficult here. Once you go and complicate it with regulations, like all organized religions do, all common sense gets lost in the translation.
@yootubesucks123 If God exists and He comes up to me and tells me that I'm gonna have to do this, this and that with my life, I will. If some mentally deranged lunatic who dedicates his life's philosophy to what some other mentally deranged lunatic wrote down a few thousand years ago comes up to me and does that, you're gonna have to forgive me for not taking it seriously.
@yootubesucks123 While you are busy fearing God I will be out there helping people with some of my free time every year instead of huddling into a room every sunday and singing songs I don't care about. Who is more religious?
@aslad I'm not fearing God. Its reality and not about whos more religious or if you go to church every sunday or if you constantly are helping people.
Devotee of the Muses that I am, I would love to believe that there was an ancient egalitarian society of goddess-worshipping, peaceful people. Unfortunately, it is wishful thinking with very little support. Those who have propagated this view have never provided any real evidence. "Look, here's a bunch of female figurines; these must be goddesses." What if they were simply the porn of 20 millennia ago?
didn't get the joke! :p
006sick 4 hours ago
henry rollins dumb dudes thinking man.
bastardformula 1 week ago
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@bastardformula "henry rollins dumb dudes thinking man."
A dumb dudes attempt at wit.
UberNoodleX 1 week ago
Yawn
Crowbar1102 2 weeks ago
what a great song writer, what a great musician, what a great performer... what a terrible stand up comic
Xaositec 2 weeks ago
@Xaositec id say its more spoken word with a bit of rollins humour than actual stand up comedy
JumpJennyJumpp 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
Wowl, did Hemighway really beat the crap out of bad critics?
FractalBolt 2 weeks ago
Jesus wasn't the son of God. He was a manipulative megalomaniac who used lies and false promises to elevate himself to a high social position, and probably covertly used it to get a lot of pussy along the way.
Supaduck0 3 weeks ago
Any chance u can give me the link to the torrent/source for this video?
Kaprah91 1 month ago
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pixeltastic 1 month ago
Henry as a comic? Niiice. I bet no one dares to heckle lest he be tossed to another continent :) Still, "This really is a hot place even in december"?!? Good one.
urbsurbisf 1 month ago
not funny with no clue on life, another example of someone 'high on their own ego'.
saintbowen79 1 month ago
@saintbowen79 It's not meant to be funny in that way. It's commentary. And as for high on their own ego? Where do you get off judging a man? How's your ego going, then? Why don't you do and achieve even 20% of what this man has.
UberNoodleX 1 week ago
its funny how most people that leave comments talk so much shit that doesn't even have anything to do with the video...
kattykat4 1 month ago
Why are all these hipster idiots rushing to Henrys vids hating on him....It's Youtube, trolling is mainstream now...go away.
WhatUGawkinAt 1 month ago 2
Or give him a pistol, tell him to insert in mouth, then detailed instructions on how to discharge.
hidezmarine 1 month ago
@hidezmarine I didnt know he could read.
zaphodtrillian 1 month ago
@hidezmarine hmm... how very civil minded of you. wonder what was in this video to make you remark that way...
themadmallard 1 month ago
I like Rollins, but somebody should have rushed the stage a beat him within an inch of his useless life.What a rambling prick!
hidezmarine 1 month ago
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@hidezmarine "Somebody should have rushed the stage a beat him within an inch of his useless life!"
Says the couch-whale do-nothing salary-slave media-grazer. Choose which one fits because I doubt you've done anything even remotely as amazing with your life as Henry has; and lie all you want -- maybe you're a genius rocket scientist who's been to the moon -- but bear in mind, that anybody who HAS done something amazing with their life, wouldn't be making pithy comments on Youtube.
UberNoodleX 1 week ago
Although I am atheist, that was hilarious.
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this dork is sooooo not funny...my brother was watching this shitbag so i am logginn on thru my phone..I rember this talent-less T bagger from MTV in the 90's...what a loser..Come of of the closet Rollins you 5 foot 6 homo and go back to making your gay porn like you did in the 80's.
TheBigfatshady 2 months ago
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this dork is sooooo not funny...my brother was watching this shitbag so i am logginn on thru my phone..I rember this talent-less T bagger from MTV in the 90's...what a loser..Come of of the closet Rollins you 5 foot 6 homo and go back to making your gay porn like you did in the 80's.
TheBigfatshady 2 months ago
@TheBigfatshady And what do you listen to, douchebag - trendy pop, emo or gangsta rap? Rollins is awesome, his music kicks ass and he's clever and witty - unlike you ...
hinjurock 1 month ago
@hinjurock Its not funny simple as that. The guy is a punk ass bitch. My sister who is a amazon(shes a big girl) could kick the shit out of him. And yes he did do gay porn in the 80's is public fact, maybe you got one of his tapes?
TheBigfatshady 1 month ago
@black7flag eh? i was actually goofing around, bored at work and all... zero emotional investment there...but whatever. Thanks for the pointers...good job=/. "Overlords" rolls a little better than corporatocracy, but I think even "HE" got that concept...little nit-picky...just sayin'...
stztms 2 months ago
@stztms Eh, ignore him. he is not understanding of 'internet humor,' as it were...
themadmallard 1 month ago
I like that Henry isn't down on all the folks who sometimes enjoy a glass of something cheerful
insideahorse 2 months ago
im the 126,126th viewer!! :O
TheAidenFace 2 months ago
Two guys from the Church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints came to my house today, they asked what I thought of Jesus Christ. I said that whenever I think of Jesus I think of this video, then I repeated the Action Hero part of it. I think that I gave them something to think about later. It was funny. And I didn't convert.
Outcastkid101 2 months ago
"Cause Israel is a hot place even in December" Uh, Henry I love ya and all but Easter is in April...
ptarleton 2 months ago
fuck you rollins, your a jerk off. Go do the same routine on islam in down town Islamabad and see how long you last bitch.
Long live Christ the king!
zaphodtrillian 2 months ago
@zaphodtrillian not a very christian attitude from one spouting off about christ....consider revising your approach. If you're going to represent a faith, have a hint of eloquence else people with active brains will write you off.
stztms 2 months ago 2
@stztms Allow me to correct your fucked up perspective on "Christianity". There are particular populations that are militant.The kinds that invented the inquisition, crusades etc and dont aplogise for it. Im one of "them"
You make the mistake of confusing me with your politically correct protestant faggots shaking and faking their ways through your American psychopathology.
Non violent Christians that dont swear always turning the other cheek? your a bigger fucking idiot then I thought
zaphodtrillian 2 months ago
@zaphodtrillian Oh...feeling's mutual;'You're' (not your) a bigger fucking idiot than I thought. I'm a militant agnostic who feels that christianity in any form is a setback. At least the turn the other cheek christians can veil their ignorance with a 'doctrine'. What's your excuse? You working off the book now? Gotta direct line to jesus, do ya? I doubt you're out there burning witch babies so you may want to come off as intelligent to prove a point. just sayin'.
stztms 2 months ago
@stztms a militant agnostic? you either deal in drugs or oxymorons. Your a fan your a follower Rollins is your god.
You look up to him, you defend him and you are his income.
Thats the point Im making dick breath. Dont turn it on me it is you that needs to pull your head out of his ass and take a breath. Rollins is nothing this isnt a religious debate,puppets like you are common
zaphodtrillian 2 months ago
@zaphodtrillian Aww, you're scrambling for solid ground-how cute. There was no debate here, or was there ever. I think anyone who has read this exchange can figure out exactly where you are spiritually and intellectually. Trying to attack me personally makes you look even more like an uneducated knob. Rollins can defend himself. now go hobble off on your ghost-crutch and wait for a messiah or something...whatever you religious nutters do to pass the time.
stztms 2 months ago
@stztms your still sucking henry ass..I bet you have a picture of him on the wall to jerk of to. Capitalist consumerist puppet go hobble off to a university and get an education.
zaphodtrillian 2 months ago
@zaphodtrillian Your refusal to use the conjunction "you're"(always used in place of "you are" instead of "your") is baffling...guess you missed that day of school. Let's see: the Federal Reserve has fucked us, our Corporate-controlled government is a dog and pony show for people who still believe what they see in the news and I'm trading words with a moron who's using religion as a tool for hate. The overlords want you right where you're at, bro. who's a good widdle puppet?
stztms 2 months ago
@stztms Again your Henry Rollins puppet. He is for sale no free concerts, no free spoken word gigs no free CD's nothing.He is bought and sold and makes a living putting shit on people because lets face it he cant sing. He is afraid too look at himself he is a consumer product in a market- a product. You buy him and demonstrate good "brand loyalty " Only those making money from capitalism are knocking it. Henry makes a good living out of pseudo revolutionary dribble- puppet
zaphodtrillian 2 months ago
@zaphodtrillian ugh...I don't own anything that has to do with Rollins, I've never seen him live, and I've never been a fan of his music....I have spent zero dollars on this product. I wound up here by accident. But Rollins has a pretty decent perspective imo. You make too many assumptions to pose a legitimate argument so let's keep it casual...U Mad?
In Soviet Russia, assumptions pose you.
I used to be an asshole like you until I took an arrow to the knee.
stztms 2 months ago 3
@stztms arrows to the knee, soviets, assholes..... your on the bong again aha?
zaphodtrillian 2 months ago
@zaphodtrillian . Shut the fuck up . Not that I disagree or agree with your views , I just think you should shut the fuck up
RisingSon011 1 month ago
@RisingSon011 sorry it took so long to get back to you.
BLOW ME.
zaphodtrillian 1 month ago
@1:57 so true, tall tales of zombie jews mean nothing to me, but that statement was awesome.
MichaelJenkins86 2 months ago
He's one of the most annoying interviews (behind Ray Manzarek, that is) I have had the displeasure to watch. He can be funny sometimes though.
Fehklar 3 months ago
@Fehklar Ouch...my heart...
LydonLovesButter 2 months ago
Bravo there Henry, let's keep cynicism alive shall we?
DerpaNet 3 months ago
Simon of Cyrene didn't know Jesus before he carried the cross.
Ruminator 3 months ago
This guy..... He just trolled the piss out of a shit ton of people with out trying.
JeremyCornelius 3 months ago
[4:157] And for claiming that they killed the Messiah, Jesus, son of Mary, the messenger of GOD. In fact, they never killed him, they never crucified him - they were made to think that they did. All factions who are disputing in this matter are full of doubt concerning this issue. They possess no knowledge; they only conjecture. For certain, they never killed him.
Lhaw06 3 months ago
@Lhaw06 Fuck Jesus without any lube , in his arse...
hereisthankappan 3 months ago
I'm not sure but I think Henry was trying to say Jesus was good and relate it to everyday life in the words of a sinner so sinners might want to look into the life of Christ. you have to be creative these days to get the word out maybe it's his way to get people to read about Jesus? Not sure.
Southtacomamook 4 months ago
Shit... You Americans... take it easy.... Rollins rules !!!
HelsingorHostel 4 months ago
Henry Rollins doesn't like God/Jesus. What a surprise. But so what, he also doesn't like pussy. Why else would he only date supposed Lesbo's?
BENCHIPED 4 months ago
@BENCHIPED
Maybe they stimulate him intelectually. Straight women are fucken LAME anyway. Give me a woman who's had two in the pink and one in the stink while she's cunnilinguing the star spangled banner on some hot dime piece's TAINT!! Plus if you're a STRAIGHT male fucking a LESBIAN then you are the pimp mac daddy of us all and we should bow to you and take notes.
thSubliminalCriminal 4 months ago
@BENCHIPED He wasn't saying he doesn't like Jesus, you misunderstood him. When he said "if you ever try to do anything amazing in your life, if you ever try to burn 100% of your lean tissue to try and do something..." he was talking about what Jesus did, then he went on to say that if you do anything like that you will draw people that try to pull you back down. Try to pay attention next time.
StoopidM0nkey23 3 months ago 16
@StoopidM0nkey23 So...he was saying to be like Jesus?
TheSpedds 2 months ago
@StoopidM0nkey23 Actually, he was amazed by seeing one of last places where Jesus was walking.
Justeatmytoast 4 days ago
I scroll down to read the comments, and I start seeing comments of people saying Rollins is a bad comedian. HENRY ROLLINS IS NOT A STAND UP COMIC. HE IS A SPOKEN WORD PERFORMER. You have to understand what spoken-word performance is. It's sort of like acting out poetry/short stories. With all that said, I think he's funny anyway.
Fivehorizons2000 4 months ago
@Fivehorizons2000
Word dude. I can't believe people would think he's a comedian anyway. Not every comedian goes up on stage and talks about shit that HAS happened to them IF they do then it's exaggerated or one big lie. Rollins is pure truth rolled up in a wound up ball of chaotically stabilized explosions!! HA nah IDK what I mean but I agree and thumbs up isn't enough in my opinion. FUNNY FUCKER ANYWAY!!!
thSubliminalCriminal 4 months ago
nice try rollins... i like most..well some of his music..and i admit he has giant titanium balls.. but he is no comedian. (everyones a critic) =)
6tramp6 4 months ago
you know they say,
"be more christ like and be less christian"
food for thought
moocowpunk 4 months ago
don't cry for me baby,I'm a fucking action hero.
bitethebook 4 months ago
Such a badass. God.
jbpabst 4 months ago
I'm not offended at all by the Jesus jokes, because I'm an atheist. I am, however, very offended by how disappointingly not funny Rollins is. You can tell he's trying hard, but it isn't working.
wmotamedi 4 months ago
Henry Rollins is alright in general but he's a pretty bad comedian.
teethofghosts 5 months ago
He's not a funny guy
VitalSigns1 5 months ago
I'm not a going to church kind of guy but I do have my own belief system, and I can guarantee if I had a preacher that spoke at least halfway as well as Henry about subject matter like this, I'd be in church every Sunday. Maybe I just found my life's calling, haha
Erador 5 months ago
I love Henry's energy! I saw him twice in the 80s when I was a teen, he seems to have even more energy than he did then! I saw those concerts with friends, I wasn't too big of a fan so I didn't know much of what his band's songs were about, as I couldn't really make out too many of the lyrics either lol. Now I can understand him! Like his bit about critics at the end, seems so true.
mojav26 5 months ago
i just noticed that this video is as long as the studio version of 'Jesus Saves' by SLAYER \M/ \M/
indianbadass4568 5 months ago
@ImaginaryTeam
A fuckin' action hero man! :)
And hey, this video offended you?
ZappaSauriio 5 months ago
This man should be a God Damn Motivational Speaker
Sinuath 5 months ago in playlist Sinuath's Favorited Videos
Jesus, Hemingway, and Henry Rollins. I'm down.
nobody36 5 months ago 31
@nobody36 you forget Antístenes
saprissa30 3 months ago
@nobody36 thats what she said
PetiteFeet69 3 months ago
@PetiteFeet69 If she said it? Then she said it.
nobody36 2 months ago
Jesus drove an Impreza STi
MrPatrickmjames 5 months ago
what was his point about jesus anyways?
migol1984 6 months ago
@migol1984 it seems to be.. that.. I think he's comparing himself with Jesus and saying that 'haters gonna to hate'.
maxdamagus 5 months ago
Fuck ya!!! Henry Rollins is a pro!
Blitzkreeg94 6 months ago
Proof that Henry Rollins is the shit: The kind of car he used in his joke was Subaru :D!!!!
skatesforalmost 6 months ago
@skatesforalmost He drives/drove a Subaru
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Henry donates money to that pro-black Jewish pressure group called the SPLC, this is even after his roommate was murdered by a negro. He wants more Whites to be murdered by negros, so he donates to the SPLC to push negros and Whites together unwillingly, and then when the predictable violence against Whites, he's happy.
IndisputableAttitude 6 months ago
shit, makes me not feel so bad for missin church this mornin. AND THE GREAT REVEREND ROLLINS SAID!.....
RavenousMedicine 6 months ago
who thinks this happened to jusus (I do)
Generalbob989 6 months ago
@Generalbob989 outside of the Bible there is absolutely no evidence that your mythical Jesus ever existed.
TheDynamicDriveler 6 months ago
@TheDynamicDriveler Just like there is no real evidence that evolution exists!
multigilligman 6 months ago
@multigilligman I suggest you sue your schools for the failure to provide you with an education as that is one of the most ignorant remarks I've ever heard.
TheDynamicDriveler 6 months ago
@multigilligman Uh, yeah. Next time you go to your doctor refuse pretty much every drug and practice developed in the last thirty years as much of it comes from the same science that acts as evidence for evolution. It's a bit like claiming to be a vegitarian then eating meat at every meal.
JoeNietzsche 6 months ago
How come anything that anyone does is wrong with henry. He seems to be another labelist like glen beck. He uses dramtic emotion to draw in a crowd and make them think they are now one of the ones tht get it and everyone else is wrong. Come watch him talk about evil corporations for $60 a head. Not everyone has a agenda.
whitej341 6 months ago
Jesus Christ, he sacrificed his life so that Henry Rollins to make fun on it. And I like it.
Chrisgodoflard 6 months ago
@Chrisgodoflard So would JC he'd laugh out loud.
Madstrgr 6 months ago
Is this supposed to be funny? I'd say stick to your day job but he sucked at music too. What blasphemy! Truly shameful and tragic.
ctu74211 6 months ago
TheThetechnician, U don't know about ANYONE'S sexual history unless U R a part of it! So homophobic a loser U R that U resort to name-calling?? So, how is your non-existent SPOKEN WORD TOUR going?
Boldlynuts9 7 months ago
I listen to this alot..
turnituptuneitdown 7 months ago
Is he also up for joking about fucking Islam, I wonder if he dares shit all over that joke of a so-called 'religion'... lol
komodoman 7 months ago
@komodoman Stand ups are usually fucking pussies when it comes down to the Islam.
muffigw 7 months ago
I don't wanna hurt anybody but jesus can suck my fuckin balls
cpHiJet 7 months ago
I WORSHIP THE SUN because I can see it. That's kind of a big plus if I know for sure that it's there and I can see it with my own eyes. Secondly, it provides me with everything I need: warmth, light, and makes the food grow which feeds me and the animals that I scarf down. So I personally believe that if you are of ANY religion, you're kind of wasting you time. You're not dumb, you're simply wasting time.
ThatKrookedVulture 8 months ago
Better than that Mel Gibson movie.
elementz1986 8 months ago
Get a fuckin life you dumb pricks, listen to the man, he is putting Jesus as a role model. Henry gives positive messages, stop searching for shit that isn't there. I personally think all religion is bullshit, it does nothing but create war, and you morons are living proof of this.
Richiebeardface 9 months ago
I'm a christian, and I am offended by this, because it's stupid saying such things
LockedPig 9 months ago
@LockedPig No, no, no. Every person is different and if you were a GOOD christian, which you aren't, then you wouldn't be sitting on a youtube video calling atheist people stupid
chopthesueysoad123 9 months ago
@chopthesueysoad123 are you blind? i said his speech is stupid, not the atheist people
LockedPig 9 months ago
@LockedPig Am I blind? No....and i'm just saying his "speech" isn't stupid it's his opinion if you don't like it get off the video
chopthesueysoad123 9 months ago
@LockedPig Who cares that you are offended by this? Religious people are obsessed with being offended. Do you ever stop to think how offensive Christianity is to everyone else?
rocketskates23 8 months ago
Can someone upload the whole stand up show?
svedzin 10 months ago
This is now my new Easter routine. I gotta watch this every year.
ErsatzEngelReborn 10 months ago
Simon of Cyrene wasn't a friend of Jesus. Just a Jewish Roman subject in the wrong place at the wrong time. (Or maybe best place at the best time if you consider his name is celebrated by countless people thousands of years after the day he was randomly pulled from a crowd for what had to be a day-ruining nuisance at the time.)
TexasDawg5 10 months ago
I don't find this guy funny... I tried, watch some videos, but no, doesn't work for me. It's unbalanced and lacks seriously lack punchlines.
VonBoche 10 months ago
I thought Henry was an atheist?
Jrmcornelius 10 months ago
@Jrmcornelius He suposedly had a turn around on his religion. Kinda makes you think tho, if someone who was that strong of a non believer, just decides one day that he does believe, is Christianity real?
have you seen the dude from korn yet? he was agnostic, and now hes one of the leading preachers to teens, spreading the word of god, thats why he quit korn, to pursue a more Christian way. I think about this everyday, maybe this stuff is real....
GrindDevonIntoBitz 9 months ago
Did Jesus say the f word? yes
monoclecobra 11 months ago
standing in a church makes you a christian about as much as standing in a garage makes you a car
juiceman1965 11 months ago 49
@juiceman1965 i believe if you believe in god than your link to him should be direct no middle man or man made bullshit like church, bible and etc. i agree with you juiceman
oioioijellyroll 5 months ago
There's no proof that Jesus ever existed besides a man made book of morals and values from an ancient time so all you religious freaks need to relax. It's like making fun of Santa Claus, why would you get mad at it lol?
MindstormRecs 11 months ago
@MindstormRecs .....uh...bullshit! jesus's existence is a fact, agreed upon by all historians, religious and secular, conservative and liberal. read some books by actual historians and scholars, thank you.
MWM958 11 months ago
@MWM958 Lol Christian propaganda isn't fact moron. The story of Jesus was stolen from the Mexican Messiah who came before him much like Christianity has stolen most of its teachings from pagan rituals. Maybe I'm not the one who needs to read the books jackass lol
MindstormRecs 11 months ago
@MindstormRecs uhhhhh....no. yes, a lot of the stuff written by the early christians was in fact legend, and many historians recognize this, but none of them say that jesus just didnt exist at all. and none of them take the pagan paralell zeitgeist bullshit seriously. u rly have no idea what ur talking about. stop pretending that you did real research just cuz ur read something on the internet.
MWM958 11 months ago
@MWM958 lol completely hopeless
MindstormRecs 11 months ago
@MindstormRecs -____- of course. dude, im not trying to "convert" u, im just letting u know that the "christ myth theory" is not taken seriously by anyone in the relevant fields. if u wanna be an intelligent atheist (or agnostic, or whatever u consider yourself) then abandon the christ myth theory.
MWM958 11 months ago
@MindstormRecs oh and id rly like to know how a group of ancient palestinian peasants went over the ocean to mexico just to steal the "mexican messiah". and gimme some scholarly citations and references. that should be good.
MWM958 11 months ago
I'm a christian, and I am in no way offended by this. in fact, I think he was actually supporting Jesus. Listen to him at 2:20, "When JC was up there, BEING THE MAN."
I infact, rather enjoyed this analogy, and can't wait for T-shirts with a picture of jesus and a lol cap saying, "Don't cry for me, I'm an action hero."
BTW, when did the comments start relating to religion and whether it's right or wrong. IT'S HENRY ROLLINS FOR PETE SAKES. lets just talk about what a cool guy henry is.
themetalman3 11 months ago 90
@themetalman3 I used to be retarded (Christian) as well, and I'm not offended by this either. I find your statement very perceptive. This is Henry Rollins and he is a very cool guy. Very cool.
SloppyManwich 10 months ago
@SloppyManwich
I used to be an asshole (you) as well, but you know
At least we can all agree on liking Rollins.
mrfudgeyhead 10 months ago
@themetalman3 youre religionis a scam bro a scam... get over it
owenotley 10 months ago
@owenotley you're right, 12 men (and later a very prominent man in religious circles in a society where they basically shared one religion and those leaders had the most power) just LEFT their homes, families, jobs, and any prestige they had and suffered some of the worst kinds of persecution and most painful, grotesque deaths any people group has seen (all without making ANYTHING off of it) for a "scam." And that's who would have been the FOUNDERS of this "scam," not people deceived by it.
xSmittyxCorex 9 months ago
@themetalman3 Calling yourself a Christian doesn't make it so. I enjoy listening to Henry on most things but trivializing the Son of God as an "action hero" is completely disrespectful. My .02
cadetbravo 10 months ago
@cadetbravo Suck it up.
ogre0038 9 months ago
@cadetbravo seriously since when?
~See guys that's how a conversation between two christian could have looked like in the 10th century
I really think it was a bad idea dude.
MenkoDany 9 months ago
@themetalman3 He's an atheist. He doesn't believe in god or jesus or whatever but everyone's different
chopthesueysoad123 9 months ago
@themetalman3 he was using the story as an analogy for not letting people get to you
Gamespider10567 9 months ago
@themetalman3 I know what you mean man. But atheists are like fucking muslims. They can't let everyone live together in peace, they seek to destroy and tear down people that think differently than they do, because they're stupid and self righteous. If a video says anything about Jesus, you need to ignore the comments (no matter how stupid) and let them believe the shit that spews out of their mouths because they love themselves to much and can't believe in anything more powerful than themselves.
Monkeyfurshur 8 months ago
@Monkeyfurshur I understand your hatred, beacuse I know a lot of those types of Atheiest. That being said, however, I know some Atheiest that are major humanitarians and lovely people to hang out. I'm glad to call them my freinds.
themetalman3 8 months ago
@themetalman3 dude hes not christian so i doubt it
bornwithclothes 8 months ago
@themetalman3 you know he's an Atheist right?
Rougarou13 7 months ago
@Rougarou13 hes actually a GAY-Athiest....u all think he is so cool...hes a fag who talks shit bout bigger and better people..he has nothing to talk bout himself cause he is nothing
TheThetechnician 7 months ago
@themetalman3 Pretty obvious, isn't it? Ah, anyway, in no mood to flame. Henry Rollins is cool.
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@themetalman3 just saying, but Henry Rollins is a little critical of your religion man. Obviously you should still think he's the man, because HE IS, but like... Check out the "Henry Rollins on Creationism and History" video to your right...
chickpeasarerad 5 months ago
@themetalman3 the comments relating to religion may have something to do with the topic and title
Meshuggaaaahhhhh 4 months ago
@themetalman3 He's Atheist, there is no way he was supporting this, "Jesus," character.
drummerdo0od 4 months ago
@drummerdo0od Jesus wasn't a "character". He was a real historical person.
Fivehorizons2000 4 months ago
@Fivehorizons2000 Yes, he was a real person physically, nothing more.
drummerdo0od 4 months ago
The bible dehinges all of its bullshit "morals" and rules such as no sex before marriage and drugs or whatever with this one simple phrase "it is not what goes into the man that defiles the man it is what come out of the man that defiles the man" now think about that all you motherfuckers!
pot4tots 11 months ago
I just made a real belly laugh, and that's pretty rare in this age of kids laughing in a cute way and dogs on motorbikes. Thank Whatever for Henry Rollins
stevalo1 11 months ago
Agnostics are the parents of society.
zootella 11 months ago
@zootella Agnostic what? Agnostic atheists or agnostic theists?
Pilaf1984 11 months ago
He IS making fun he jesus.. he is an avowed Athiest as well as a motivational speaker. Fuck religion and all the 'hell' it brings with it... Pun intended.
buerger23 11 months ago
nice comments on critics
natmanprime 1 year ago
all this debate over christ and religion is silly you, people are missing the point, rollins is talking about the story of christ and how it realtes to all people in life.
christ did something that was hard and painful you dont need to worship or follow christ you dont need to like christianity but the fact is the story of christ depicts a man who went threw alot in life and had cowards mock him when he suffered and worked harder than any of them, rollins then realtes this to our life. simple.
ForgottenFaces001 1 year ago 4
@ForgottenFaces001 Yeah, but this is a Youtube comment section, so...
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And, btw, I am not a Christian. I think that Jesus was wrong about his return and I love the pleasures of the flesh way too much to take up my cross and follow him. Besides, I would rather worship a woman.
llawfhionn 1 year ago 28
@llawfhionn indeed
FIGHTFANNERD3 1 year ago
@llawfhionn might regret that when your in hell for all eternality.
yootubesucks123 11 months ago
@yootubesucks123 First of all. Hell, like any other place in any other beloved children's fairy tale, isn't very likely to exist. Second. A reasonable God would, like any man with an average IQ, know that sex is fun and generally doesn't harm anyone. So He would probably be getting laid all the time himself. Third. Heaven is where all the hypocrits say they're going so put me up for hell.
ManInDarkAlley 11 months ago
@ManInDarkAlley well we're all hypocrites. The difference is that your either living for Jesus and are in constant repentance of your sins or are living for yourself in your own sinful nature and desires.
Sex is obviously a great thing, but if your not doing it in the way God has made it here for then your going against his standards. God's standards are the only way.
By comparing God to an average man you belittle God's power.
yootubesucks123 11 months ago
@yootubesucks123 Evolutionary speaking, sex is meant to procreate AND to assure bonding between male and female to make sure any offspring is born to a stable environment. Modern day life makes it necessary to continuously 'renew' this bonding, as it were. Hence, more sex. Nothing too difficult here. Once you go and complicate it with regulations, like all organized religions do, all common sense gets lost in the translation.
ManInDarkAlley 11 months ago
@ManInDarkAlley If your so sure about it. Just show a verse where common sense gets lost in translation.
Obviously sex procreates, but if your not following the way God has made it here on Earth for than your going against God.
yootubesucks123 11 months ago
@yootubesucks123 If God exists and He comes up to me and tells me that I'm gonna have to do this, this and that with my life, I will. If some mentally deranged lunatic who dedicates his life's philosophy to what some other mentally deranged lunatic wrote down a few thousand years ago comes up to me and does that, you're gonna have to forgive me for not taking it seriously.
ManInDarkAlley 11 months ago 4
@ManInDarkAlley Just put your trust in God and not test God.
yootubesucks123 11 months ago
@ManInDarkAlley Goodluck testing God.
yootubesucks123 11 months ago
@yootubesucks123 While you are busy fearing God I will be out there helping people with some of my free time every year instead of huddling into a room every sunday and singing songs I don't care about. Who is more religious?
aslad 10 months ago
@aslad I'm not fearing God. Its reality and not about whos more religious or if you go to church every sunday or if you constantly are helping people.
yootubesucks123 10 months ago
@llawfhionn Jesus is not that, pal. Jesus is not a stupid overweight redneck full of complexes ;)
MrFreetibet 8 months ago
@llawfhionn we should not worship women. we should fuck them and if you fuck a one thats worth it. honor her!. NEVER FUCKIN WORSHIP!!!!!
83Kane 8 months ago 10
@llawfhionn you probably have one girlfriend. and your fucking whipped.
SmokeyTheBear71 6 months ago
Devotee of the Muses that I am, I would love to believe that there was an ancient egalitarian society of goddess-worshipping, peaceful people. Unfortunately, it is wishful thinking with very little support. Those who have propagated this view have never provided any real evidence. "Look, here's a bunch of female figurines; these must be goddesses." What if they were simply the porn of 20 millennia ago?
llawfhionn 1 year ago