Star Child Project: Funfetti Cake

[omerta0414]

Could anyone tell me who or what the fuck is this?

[sombersin]

Poor shaye. I hate rainy days. She could have spent her time doing the hand thing. Gyod rain days are annoying.

[SpinyNorman13]

Somehow this is genius.

[ImagineeringKid]

You can see his real legs at 2:05

[Laurance987]

Really reminds me of some of the stuff you used to see on Liquid Television. Even her face reminds me of Winter Steele.

[slugbeats]

shaye the ultimate troll of the universe

[nate0319r]

The only thing I think I heard was the words rainy day a lot. Other than that I'm confused as to what the doll thing is doing. Someone needs to explain this to me... For my sanity sake.

[infraball]

@nate0319r shaye was trying to make a funfetti cake for kiki's birthday. kiki wont be satisfied, 'til everyone dies.

[Imachowderhead]

whats the story behind shaye?

[Imachowderhead]

This would make a good serial killer movie

[KirkMisnotfunnyatall]

this is the most annoying thing ive ever seen. the creator just wants to think that he is soooo out there and has a strange mind that we cant comprehend but he is just an annoying peice of shit that is as sane as you and me. dont buy into his shit he is completely all there in the mind im sure he just makes this stuff to feel special

[RightSensible]

@KirkMisnotfunnyatall  No idiot. You missed the point of this entirely. Yes, they are slightly bizarre, but really they are just parodies. You're meant to laugh at them. They aren't supposed to try and disturb you, though some people find them disturbing. I find them hilarious. So yeah...obviously you don't comprehend it.

[KirkMisnotfunnyatall]

@RightSensible what are they parodies of then you fuckwit. please tell me so i can watch it then understand the referances.

[s7409651]

@KirkMisnotfunnyatall My English professor regards the videos as 'deeply disturbing commentary' on our modern culture, obsessed with beauty and celebrity and reality TV, sensation and scandal. Shaye takes all of these things and turns up the volume, makes them absurd. Shaye's creator died last year, so show some respect if you can, and if you really want to know what's going on here, try to approach it better than posting aggressive statements on videos that other people happen to enjoy.

[MetalAnonym0us]

@KirkMisnotfunnyatall Berate a dead guy. How fucking great of you.

[WorkaholicsAnon]

@KirkMisnotfunnyatall I'm one hundred percent confident that Eric was completely sane and 'all there' while alive, as the intellectual meaning of these videos isn't something that could be comprehended or designed by someone with any illness I can think of that falls under the category of legally insane.

[BrocxMalaak]

What is Shaye saying at 1:04??

[craponnaruto]

@BrocxMalaak Dunno, probably the result of Eric talking really fast, then when he speeds up the audio and lowers the pitch, it comes out too fast to hear.

[MegaMaggie86]

weird weird weird!!!

[xPhile2011]

what the fuck man

[mygames222]

Is this supposed to be a comedy?

[TheCrescentFresh]

This video made me forget how to pray

[nickhenigman]

He's dead. HE'S DEAD.

[Eggbert1x]

@nickhenigman He actually is. He died of gastrointestinal complications a couple years ago.

[EnDZYm3]

@Eggbert1x

Yeah, but we don't know that that's TRUE. For all we know, that was just a part of the legend of Shaye.

[XxCRIMSONGHOSTxX]

You walk with such grace, Shaye.

[JohnGoodmanification]

This turns me on, Shaye.

[Eggbert1x]

This guy is like Fred on a really bad acid trip

[TheChrisJackAttack]

@Eggbert1x Fred is a fucking dumbass little kid. Shaye is (was) a genius.

[lilballerina]

what the FUCK

[dustybowlofludes]

PLEASE! PLEASE HELP! I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!

[thesaucysalami]

not liking the fred voice... at al

[TheChrisJackAttack]

@thesaucysalami You're an idiot. Shaye existed way before that faggot Fred kid figured out how to use a computer.

[thesaucysalami]

@TheChrisJackAttack calm down, i just called it the fred voice cuz idk wat that voice is called. i just think anything with that high pitched voice is annoying for any video. either way its gay

[TheChrisJackAttack]

@thesaucysalami Hope you get hit by a train.

[shenzhenprostitute]

My friend ssawatdee thinks you are hot ...

[ssawatdee]

this is awesome

[hippiefreak66]

if i had any innocence left......it's gone now.

[SpaceDocker420]

i smoked to much KAH!

[crabfax]

Does anyone know the name of that kind ofcalm whispering of song while kiki makes the cake?

[jrodsarego]

@crabfax

The song is called: "Do You Believe In Youth?" by Ross Danielson

[crabfax]

@jrodsarego i cant find it anywhere, do you have any links?

[jrodsarego]

@crabfax

I can send it to you ..can you shoot me an email address..I don't like communicating through Youtube.

[heddalee]

I never understood why Shaye starts freaking out BEFORE beginning to make the funfetti cake.

[unhallowed45]

Seriously, why do people think this is scary? It's hilarious!

[jordy19892012]

i thought it was funny in some parts. really confusing though.

[JeanetteSpaur]

i dont get this.....

[themasterhook2000]

What is the name of the first song in the video? From 0:04 - 0:35

[dehdehsac323]

rest in peace shaye...in case u guys didnt know hes dead

[Atma505]

That's okay

I didn't feel like sleeping tonight anyway

[youngdromane11]

You know shaye, i almost crapped my pants watching this.

[zoethebear]

GAWWWD!

[boncorlibit]

@JOHNNYO1988 Tip: There's nothing to "get," grats on over analyzing this lack of "dead bodies fury fucktard."

[MagicalCheeseMuffin]

does anyone know what the song is that starts playing at around 1:00 ?

[jrodsarego]

@MagicalCheeseMuffin

I do what song that is at the one minute mark..because I wrote it..send me your email info and I will send it to you....(mp3).....It's called: "Do you believe in Youth?"

[MagicalCheeseMuffin]

@jrodsarego really? that would be cool, thank you.

[gutterculture]

maybe this woman should try sopme downers cause she seems a bit erratic n stuff

[kittenkraze13]

"*frightened* AAGH! HELLO AGAIN! HELLO AGAAAIN!" lmao.

[mekiu]

FLOWER!

they made them out of matchbox and stickers!

[tellyisrubbish]

Comedy on acid :D

[grendelee]

IM 12 YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS?

[laughingtiger123]

I.... I....

[EclipsionTrite]

I don't know why people are so freaked by this. I find it kinda entertaining to be honest.

[jrodsarego]

What song?.."Do You Believe In Youth?" by Ross Danielson

[Wodash9]

What song is that at 2:30?

[Checkerbabexox]

Haha I end up coming back to this video at least 3 times a day and replaying 2:28 over and over

[heddalee]

@Checkerbabexox yea, when she shakes the flour out of her hair - it's one of my favorite shaye moments ever... it makes me wish i had shaye hair.

[Katieindahouse]

scary

[bigbagron]

Ah, another masterpiece.

[SOHASDEAD]

what the fuck did I just watch!?

[CALObaddie]

This person needs to die.

[asswhole455]

@CALObaddie Interesting comment. Hopefully for your sake no one ever says the same about you. Some minds are so small that they make a Quark look as big as the sun.

[furvert101]

lmao @ 1:11

[Dimrain48]

I'll enter in your house with a shotgun and let's see what happens motherfucker

[EdwR1]

What is this? I don't even.....

[cosmicengineer]

It puts the lotion in the basket?

[dicobalt]

These videos come from the same dimension that weird Saw puppet comes from. No wonder he wants to kill everyone.

[AfterSunset]

So fucked up. I love it though. I would never have the idea or motive to just sit and decide to film and edit something like this. I wonder if I will better understand these characters if I watch more videos? That's what my mind is wanting me to do, even if I feel a bit disturbed doing so D:

[porkyminch01]

postmodernism thinks this is genius, are you a genius? or are you SPORTSMAN?

[SoundofGod]

I need moooooooree!!

[iworkwiththedead]

Kiki is very scary

[troytroisk8]

dude...what happens if a pizza guy comes over to shayes house?

[Dimrain48]

He ends up just like the other puppets

[VoidLS]

I'm half expecting a phone call now.

"seven days..."

[purer0ck]

Omfg that is funny.

Kiki must be satisfied untill everyone dies..

i like how you made everything all red and you were freaking out it really challenges you to decide either to hate or to figure out. I have a bunch of sound programs that i use for movies and music and i just slow everything down and bind keys to the different sounds that i hear in the video to decode it so its not annoying. other than me having to do that with the sound its cool. I said bad things at first but its ok now.

[swimmer707]

2:31

[earthling22]

There should be a Shaye Saint John-Soundtrack - such great music you use in all your videos!

[showmethehoneydamnit]

hi tess!

[bagster1000]

Vagina

[Elijah4President]

i am going to go kill myself now.

[MellaBaby1]

wow are you serious?

[limapal00za]

This was kickass.. and I know I am going to have nightmares now.. my brain is in awe..

[birdsflyhigh16]

LMFAO LMFAO at 2:31

[Doomsdaywarrior]

lol I love the hyperness from 2:41-2:46! Do you drink coffee Shaye? Or Red bull?

[birdsflyhigh16]

Marry me?

[omgCoreyLynxx]

This actually held my attention all the way till the end. Good work.

[bddbjrsexy]

Wow, this is fucking freaky. I love it. I thought the pot was laced with something else making me start to hallucinate haha.

[ardistic]

your videos are scarier than the horror movies made in hollywood.

[eightpicks]

obvie

[theshag]

KIKI won't be satisfied...till everyone dies!!!

Please marry me Shaye:)

[SuperNature90]

Kiki won't be satisfied...

[picarisms]

I know Shaye's outward appearance is feminine ,but does it have a definite gender? Just something I have been pondering. I like the video.

[gateaumocha]

drag queen

and tha'ts part of why i love her so

[earthling22]

Another rainy day!

[Senniemiec]

The fuck...

[Shintoki]

So nightmarish, so somewhat beautiful, so funny and disturbing at the same time. I think i'm a Shaye Saint John-Fan now. I hope there's more videos coming. Gawd! i can't wait.

[bloocao]

took the words right from my mouth

[dopestr33t]

Is that the demon that gave birth to Chris Crocker? haha! Nice work although I don`t really know what to make of it. Which is a nice change.

[SexySara84]

yay! dopestr33t!

[bloocao]

actually, yes. Kiki artificialy fertilized Shaye, and chris crocker crawled out of her vag.

[jamesmorgandavies]

I liked it - which isn't necessarily a good thing. Art ... but I think someone else can have my piece of cake.

[gateaumocha]

I think I'm in love with you.

[ylwbrcboi]

have u ever seen tourest trap? look like the killer from it

[sukirue]

I own the movie Tourist Trap, that was the first thing I thought of when I saw Shaye.

[archfriend]

This video reminds me of the poltergeists in my house.

[MisterJohnnyLeBaron]

ughhhhh... wow.

[Bern33]

They have tons of helicopters searching my neighborhood for criminals constantly, I live in a semi-crappy area, but it makes things more entertaining, lol. Anyway, do you think that they were trying to locate Kiki, given her Kah addiction and distribution tendencies?

[heddalee]

Kristin is addicted to Kah. Kiki prefers to nest in her basket and avoid the drama.

[friendlier]

Look in Sada Thompson's shed.

[redneckghettotech]

is this a bad trip or something cuz im not laughing

[Eman460]

take funfetti cake batter pour it slowly over stumpwater salad stir with a woodenspoon for two min while hysterically screaming oh god i fucked the virgin microwave on high for an hour take it out jerk off on it and you and have a delicious alien. I love your work how do i get every thing you have ever done on DVD?

[auravixen]

That was freaky as hell. Loved it though!

[ShayeSaintJohn]

Only psychos write hate mail to people they don't know. Truly,you are retarded. You know that don't you? Are you taking a Psych 101? Bless your retarded soul. Sniff.

[FireBusterEudial]

Gawd! Not everything that is uncommon is necessarily some sort of awful hypnotic sexual mess. I do not find this video sexual. Instead of taking psych classes, I think spelling and grammar classes are more appropriate. It will help treat the vocal sores. What do you think?

[ShayeSaintJohn]

The "N" word...on my youtube page...thrilling. I don't say trash about anyone. That is a waste of time. Why don't you find something better to waste your time with other than trolling youtube and posting offensive and utterly retarded comments. Be useful not useless. Goodluck gorillaface.

[BangerEye]

@ShayeSaintJohn STFU you dirty NIGGER!

[porkyminch01]

art critics from 1970 hate you now mr brown dude

[mrloophead]

Someone's going to hell.

[ShayeSaintJohn]

'HELL IS FOR CHILDREN'

by Pat Benatar

[shoe2112]

Someone must have put something in my drink.

[hakoneko]

Kiki worries me.

[ShayeSaintJohn]

Me too.

[PegsEP]

Are you coming out with any new vids?

[asswhole455]

@hakoneko She gives me a chubby, and occasional bouts of explosive diarrhea. Go figger.

[Bowertron]

LUV U XOXOXOXOX ALWAYZZ

[saintlaserbeam]

DVD SECRET

[SexySara84]

be my best friend

[ShayeSaintJohn]

Sure.