George Carlin - A place for my stuff

[Nitrinoxus]

7 people can't find a place for their stuff.

[thepredsrule]

lmao

[jakamneziak]

emerasha - i beleive George Carlin DID get the mark twain award but not for this sketch. Look up his modern man speech on his 2005 tour life is worth losing.

[artistwithouttalent]

money, keys, comb, wallet, lighter, hanky, pens, cigarettes, contraceptives, vaseline, whips, chains, whistles, dildos, and a BOOK! Priceless!

[TheEuropeanChef]

This is his best act by far.

[smillingmuse]

Fed up with all slapstic comedy on TV, it isnt funny anymore :/. Carlin, i need more of you!

[derTrav]

"But it's okay . . . because you've got your imported French toenail clippers, your Odor-Eaters with the 45-day guarantee, your cinnamon-flavored dental floss, and your Afrin 12-hour decongestant nasal spray."

[Destructerator]

true master of comedy. he can make any topic hilarious. poetic too. he's about delivery as well.

[RizenBlade1]

now i know never to go to lauph.com lolz

[grendal742007]

more a philosopher than a comic!

[impaledbyblood]

As of now, 6 people have disliked this. Morons.

[dearthpanda]

A master of language

[Hoshimaru57]

JUst the stuff you know you're onna need: Money Keys Comb Wallet lighter hanky pens cigarettes contraceptives vaseline whips chains whistles dildos and a bong!

[TheLinchmaster]

Lol don't forget the dilldo

[kozagong]

"Did you notice, that their stuff is shit, and your shit is stuff?" xD

[4samreno]

'Their stuff is shit & your shit is stuff'!!!!

Oh how true!!!!!!!!! Classic Carlin...R.I.P.

[CommentCity]

money, keys, comb, wallet, lighter, hankie, pen, cigarettes, contraceptives, vaseline, whips, chains, whistles, dildos, and a book!

[jmali1]

willowtara213 when they buy it they will have to find a place to put their new stuff!!

[IronManTalks]

"whips, chains, whistles, dildos and a book!"

[Lioneljoe]

Amazing. Phylosophy at it's funniest. Analyticaly funny ...

[TheBlaze515]

hehe stuff

[willowtara213]

fantastic. makes me realize how much random stuff i have but just don't need. gonna have a yard sale so other people can buy my stuff. and they will.

[DanRioNY]

Did he say semen flavored dental floss?

[fortuenti]

No, CINNAMON-flavored

[DanRioNY]

Lol oops

[skmbg68]

they,re not evil but bred to be money hungry assholes . there hunger will never be satisfyed a billionare jew could have enough money to support his family for generations but still try to bleed you out of your last dollar its a disease they have . a money hoarding jew disease!!!!

[NinjaMilk117]

if you havn't noticed all humans are like that not only jews, the people like that are what you call rich assholes and "bred to be money hungry assholes" thats not even smart

[skmbg68]

eat my diarhea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[Syrick]

Why is he talking a bit more like a black guy in this clip...

[FjanTz]

Jews are evil as Scientology is.

[lakeoffire800]

george carlin is the fuckin man

[NinjaMilk117]

you know who controls the government probably the government or the people whatever you want to think, and you know what jews are, there US with a diffrent religion

[Deckard93]

racist much?

[BlushingRoses]

does anyone else think he sounds like he's talking in ebonics?

I love this guy! LOL!

[gymmybhoy]

"BlushingRoses "

Yeah , it does a bit . George just had one of those rhythmic , encompassing tones that kept you wanting more . A modern day philosopher rather than a comic , i would say

[sirstuart69]

I agree :-) A philosopher who just happens to be ridiculously funny.

[endlesssonata]

totally agree with you! He's a philosopher alrite^^!!!

I want him back!! I'd even give him ten years of my life just to hear his rants for another 10 yearsXDXD

[gymmybhoy]

I'd give him 100 years just to get ten minutes.

The world is poorer without him

I need more of his stuff !!!!

[xpertinstalls]

@BlushingRoses Maybe that's because he grew up practically in Harlem.

[Frankie0532]

the word stuff has lost all meaning

[RockstarEnergy37]

whips, chains, dildos and a book.

[monkeylovesfishie]

awesome guy,, he's a genius

[vampblckheartofdeath]

Can anyone tell me what special this was from?

[darkthunder84]

It's from... "A place for my stuff" xD

[Stubthezomb]

this man is a god

[retardrepellent]

you are so fuckin pathetic.

[communiqation]

Hey! we got more places than we got stuff! We're gonna have to buy MORE STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[4samreno]

Their stuff is shit & your shit is stuff.......

PRICELESS!!!

[MatthewLedZepfan]

I can't find my stuff.

[kalikresge]

RIP

[ZeHoSmusician]

Has anyone decided to count the number of times he says the word 'stuff' in this clip? It would be fun to find out... :)

[StephenLomax]

I RECKON ITS 53. You asked RIP George love yah mate.

[JThammerdaddy]

I counted 53 and "shit" is said 6 times .. just in case you were wondering :) the word "dildo" is also mentioned... which is basically my favorite part.

[segould]

I counted 59.

[synax444]

Miss him so much... RIP, was the greatest.

[thehellsyeah123]

george carlin = the funniest man who ever lived

[vince065us]

I wasn't a fan of M.Carlin,but he made a lot of sense.We build our lives around stuff.

[1500528]

he is the best Jackass !!! Love him

[geridionarus]

oh god bless you george. i miss you . gs mom

[MrBill012]

Have you noticed that their stuff is $#!+, and your $#!+ is stuff?

[4samreno]

Isn't that the way it always is?!? ( :

[AnoymousNinja667]

This man was a beast...

RIP.

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

some of your religious extremists could just show a little respect for this wise man.

[Emeralsha]

RIP George, you should have gotten the Mark Twain prize when you were still around...

[smokeybella777]

have u ever noticed that there stuff is shit and your shit is stuff ahaha

[ebusive]

Can you beleive that Georgie actually had a storage unit full of his old stuff? They showed some of it when they presented him with the Mark Twain Award

[michaelmcguffin]

George carlin, nedds his stuff

[satinis]

Rest in peace George,we'll miss you.

:(

[hbknutjack]

hey go watch the first part of life is worth losing its unreal what he does up there

[Fairfaux48]

Still good stuff!

[coryprice8]

Awesome work as usual from George! Miss him everyday. Rest in Peace.

[dfszczepan]

A true comedy genius! Will miss him dearly.

Rest in peace George.

(I wonder what they did with all of his stuff?)

[gymmybhoy]

"dfszczepan"

They will have cleared it out by now....... to make room for more of their stuff !!

[dfszczepan]

To gymmybhoy: That is s - o- o- funny! I did forget to thank you for posting this wonderfully hysterical clip! I have loved George Carlin since the 70's starting with the "Hippy Dippy Weather Man" and getting TOTALLY hooked on his humor after hearing the "7 Words That You

Can't Say on TV." I did own that one on an 8 Track. Yikes!!!  Now you know how old I am!

Happy New Year!

[brianblair2007]

haha, touche!

[toughsofty1981]

@dfszczepan George is not resting, he is dead!! He would have said so himself!! I cant even say - 'May God bless his soul' 'cause that dont work for George. I only can wish I had discovered this treasure that was George Carlin earlier than I did. Thats all. I too wish he were still with us. I am in love with the guy!!!

[mavroa]

from which show is this?

[Hajdijeta]

You've got shit all over the world!! Hahaha, that's awesome!

[ICBUSHSFRAUD]

My of my favorite Carlin rants was "Who Controls America" or something like that anyway. I think it must have been one of his last performances. It was certainly spot on.

R.I.P. George

[njynks5]

"Someone else's shit is on the dresser. Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff!" lol

[ATL45]

lol, you've got shit ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!

stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in Maui, stuff in your pockets--supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain.

this piece is as good as any he's ever done

[TheInsaneRose]

"have u noticed that their stuff is shit and ur shit is stuff?" lol. that always cracks me up!

[ratfinker85]

classic Carlin...now move your shit to make room for my stuff!

[NachosFairy]

Obviously all these people posting "RIP, George" never bothered to watch George's piece regarding his thoughts on the afterlife, being atheist.

[gymmybhoy]

Very true . I am an Atheist but other people will want to remember him in their own way , wrong or not !

[pancakeowl]

Hey,not to be mean, but when you sneeze, what do people say to you? god bless....oops.?

[aftmast]

it's a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get... MORE STUFF! LOL!!!!!!!! so frickin funny!!!!!! we'll miss Carlin.

[Biogreen108]

Screw you.

Carlin = greatest comedian ever.

[UnderlordZ]

My teacher once told me that she used to have a teacher (when she was a kid) who would mark them down for using the word "stuff". Imagine the chewing out George here would get from my exteachers exteacher.

RIP, George Carlin

[JediKnightLar]

He always delivered intelligent comedy. Performances like this one prove how right-on-target he was. Look at all the self-storage businesses today that still thrive because people have so much damn stuff. Mr. George Carlin will be missed. Thanks for uploading this gem! :-)

[pazootka]

does anyone know what performance this is from?

[xtremepizan]

It's from a Comic Relief charity special. It's from his 1981 album, guess what, A Place for My Stuff.

[lunigal]

The thing is... Carlin had a message, and still does, the reason people are upset about RIP is because these people are the keepers of the torche.... so to speak. We know ... he wont RIP, he will REST IN DEVELOPEMENT of Human behavior and always have SOMETHING to say.....SO what do you have to say about that... I challange you to write a skit about Carlin trying to RIP ... ha I can see it know... well I found myself in a casket and ...man he is still in my head. What an intellectual com. GEN.

[waynef51]

He can't go anywhere No!!!

[bombeu]

RIP master of comedy  ...

[acdc63095]

Without stuff were would i be

[undergroundgirls]

he's my hero. always has been. R.I.P.

[lunigal]

Well, I have to think about Carlins sense of Humor and what his first day in Heaven routine might be like... I can just see His skit about meeting GOD, getting measured for Wings, leisure time etc. We will never really Loose Carlin, Man he is in our heads FOR EVER.. weather we like it or not. ha ha I happen to really like it. His comedy brought my family closer, we were able to look at our selve different, Not quite so serious. He was really a therapist, making it fun to face ourselves & others

[encierro75]

People who don't believe in heaven don't go to heaven - don't worry, I'm not one of them, either

[lunigal]

Well, ya still have to wonder? Carlin could do an hour of stand up standing on his head about getting to a place called Heaven, when he did not even believe in such a place. Really the comment was not about a final destination, or beliefs, but about Carlins humor and ability to turn any thing into a comedy skit. see what I mean?

[PillowPantsPal]

I do.He had the keen abilty to expound and/or dissect/deconstruct any topic.He was beyond a mere Comic! Or Stand-Up Comedian! Or Monologuist! Or Social Satirist! Or Political Pundit! He was one of the greatest Philosphers of Irony that ever graced this planet.

[lunigal]

I wish I had said that!

[MJND1990]

Jesus has too much stuff!!!! lol.

[gymmybhoy]

A sad , sad loss to us all . Goodnight George !

[locone1962]

RIP GEORGE

[DarkestElite]

Rest in peace? Fuck you guys, Carlin would hate peace! There's no fun in it! He liked explosions and fires, etc.!

May he rest in EXCITEMENT, I say.

[lunigal]

I agree Carlin will be stirring it up any where he goes. Even if we do not agree where he is... Carlin will NEVER REST... i think some people loved him, but never really GOT HIM.

[Trublumlvcfan]

Thank You George for years of laughing and for bringing my father and I closer.

[madamewoselle]

This skit changed my outlook on my stuff. But didn't keep me from acquiring more. RIP George.

[MJD1701A]

I hope your stuff is safe, God Bless you George.  Thank You.

[grace36732]

What a great mind. He'll be sorely missed. Rest in peace, George.

[adorme456]

RIP

[encinomanbrewery]

We'll all miss you dude. RIP. Who get's all of your stuff now?

[mjr256]

The most prolific comedian since Lenny Bruce has died. You'll be missed, George. The world is diminished without you.

[Grahf0]

Definitely. RIP.

[FosDoNuT]

Their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff.

XD

[F1205TY]

everytime he says 'stuff' it get funnier

[inertia720]

A fantastic, classic skit. Basic must-see Carlin. Thanks so much for sharing it.

[ak47a]

And a Book MUST remember the book