Corey Taylor XM@$ with Lyrics

[MrUnit1band]

The only good christmas song ever made ;)

[narutardyish]

This sounds like me. even though im 14

[coolboycallum]

i stoped my porn for this

[Swissjar549]

I honestly love Christmas. But this song is awesome!

[NinjaaTunaa]

falalalalaa go FUCK yourself! Love It!!

[ugforthewin]

His voice is so annoying on this song I wanna slap him.

[carlos97129]

fucking christmas



[Drew1982N]

awwe...did santa shit in Coreys stocking?

[Fitzybabe65]

@Drew1982N go fuck yourself

[psychoreaper001]

my radio station played this and i was like what? love you rock 96.7!

[Fitzybabe65]

Fuck off :D

[Tripwireband666]

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

[bohrokbgs]

merry fucking christmas ho ho ho and to all a wild night

[ravencainnumber1]

you did fine

[Olivere118]

Merry Fucking Christmas All! :D

[DanioWalde]

merry fuckin consumemas! Time to get drunk!

[TruckerJDub]

Thumbs down for not being available on mobile devices.

[GirlOfRiot]

Merry fuckin' Christmas, motherfuckers.

[yohangothdark]

ufffff genial esta cancion!!!!!!

[feralfriend420]

I think he's just an unhappy camper.

[jaksnopp]

Merry Christmas, 2011! :D <3

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

I can't wait to play this song on Christmas! It'll be especially fitting since my mom is in AA! Wait... Oh shit.

[ElderGrogh]

I make fun of this song on my channel!

[ivosnivo]

Yeah!

[bloodgoast]

fuck this song has a point this year im buying nothing for xmas well maybe kfc , chips and beer

[WOLF72873]

im the kinda guy who will end up listening to this in the summer haha

[Suffochapel]

FUCK OFF WITH THIS

[Mrcalitax]

Fa la la la la

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

XD

[BeepBeepBeepBeepBeep]

@Mrcalitax HAHAHA! best part! :D

[crazyman304]

i love Christmas, i also like this song too

[monksy1234]

Joy to the world of jack and coke

[JustMeLevana]

a fucking add!?! i want to listin to the music :(

[sfixter100]

 if i ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas!!!!!!!xD

[012Solace]

best christmas song EVER!

[BengalsBlitz]

Christmas is coming back and its time to headbang to my favourite Christmas song again! FA LA LA LA GO FUCK YOURSELF :)

[theodoro89]

I have a radio show AND I AM GOING TO PLAY THIS LIVE at xmas :D

[klausdasmaus]

@theodoro89

thx :)

[slipknot51871]

Make sure to buy this for the holiday season so Corey can be #1 on the list for sales!!!

[p4zky]

this guy is fucking crazy hahahahahah i love him

[KatyLouRaRa]

FUCK i love this.

corey taylor rocks, this is the best christmas song out there.

[halowars62]

damn thats different from slipknot but fucking good!merry fucking xmas(even if its not the good season!XD)

[acdcmetallicapantera]

is slipknot making a new cd

[mcglynn670]

@acdcmetallicapantera Joey says that he's written songs for it, but it depends if Corey wants to record a new album

[spamuel44]

this isnt exactly my liking of music, i love slipknot and stonesour, corey has an awesome voice for everything, still pretty good

[NintenFan0900]

@spamuel44 Yeah, I'm not heavily into any music like this. But I like Corey Taylor.

But...as goofy and silly this song is...it makes me laugh. >_> I haven't grown up a bit.

[AlternativeTaco]

thumbs up if your gonna hear this song every christmas!!!!!!

[seanXxMeTaLhEaD]

I played this song last XM@$

[eliisa666]

Corey :)

[CJAFTER5]

i know what ill be singing next year /,,/

(last year was "midnight riders-all i want for christmas is to kick your ass" ;D)

[BillyandBarry]

why does he say "Hi Simon" at the end?

[MsBrittsyVengenz]

@BillyandBarry It's directed to Simon Cowell from the X Factor.

[aallhopeisgone09]

@MsBrittsyVengenz really? are you serious, cozz i can't find anything ion that.

[Riffmeister12]

@MsBrittsyVengenz why is it directed to simon? :L

[moodycowcaz]

@Riffmeister12 probly coz of the manufactured 'music' that always comes out that time of year ;) I'd rather hear something like this. Anyone heard 30 seconds to mars- santa claus through the back door? worth a listen :)

[Epimetheus83]

@BillyandBarry because, /watch?v=QPnkYv9z7ps this is why :)

[Franzichen15]

fucking great.*-*

[ALLTANry]

MARY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

[imsayenurmom]

holy fucking shit this is fucking great i fucking love you Corey fucking Taylor

[Helljumper2481]

I love christmas but this song is great!

[DarkDust666]

why don't we get this to xmas #1

[alexxdoggy11]

thumb up if you are still listening to this song, even if Christmas has gone! :)

[Trunker21]

I'd piss on the guys shoe for the Wiccan comment but he bags on everyone. It's a fun song.

[salem1752]

corey likes comedy tracks thats what he grew up wit lol

[SlipknotChris66688]

holy shit i fucking love this

[markguevarra22]

666 likes!! lol

[TurboSpringer]

666 comments.... metal

[averyjohnson123]

heard u ok kupd lol u rock corey taylor 

[NeeKroVal]

played this shit all day today lolz...

[ElderGrogh]

FUCK YOU CHRISTMAS CAN BE BRUTAL! MY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL HAS A ROBOT DICK CHRISTMAS TREE THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT ITS PISS HOLE!!!!

[HinataBlueBird]

Amen

[Krauserizdumb555]

Ha XD Fuckin epic, I need to play this on the loudest volume next time I go outside.

[Wexsie]

wow calm down about the grammar... WHO CARES ? Seriously people have too much free time....

good video ;)

[AnttilaPK]

Merry XM@S to all you peeps! ;D

[iamthescott1]

what are some other songs on this album?

[MsBrittsyVengenz]

@iamthescott1 i think it's just a single, someone told me otherwise. I wish there was a whole album.

[japserrock]

@MsBrittsyVengenz it's a single, not an album

[salem1752]

@iamthescott1 ya it is just a single

[MMLVER24]

@iamthescott1 its a single



[MrMbeach]

you know where to stick them jingle bells

[ku62jo62]

i love corey, but this is awful

[SuperKittylovesyou]

@ku62jo62 agreed

[crazycon2110]

hahaha 2:27 " hi simon " i swear to god

[AlexWdSt]

20 people aren't drunk!

[Jenz767]

Ha, I love this song and Corey Taylor :')

[theuchihabros]

its kinda weird as hes said he loves christmas and his wife hates haha :P

[JordyW96]

@theuchihabros He problly made this song to make everyone laugh that and to raise money for charity and to make a fool of simon cowell by getting it to number 1 and i hope it does get to number 1!

[MrYumcookies]

19 people, like christmas sober

[dkerris]

This year there was xmas shit up BEFORE HOLLOWEEN WAS OVER!!!!!

So, yeah I totally love this song.

[fuMasterOfSwords]

heard this song on 93.1 the fox tonight.

[AquilaTempestas]

Ha ha ha I love this!

[wickedlament]

aaaahhh!!!!!!! <3 :D <3

[IAmAHorrurrVonGrimm]

hahahah XDD if i ain't drunk it ain't christmas :L

[MorwennaChase]

If i ain't drunk then it ain't christmas :DD

[yiggum]

we shoulda made this number 1 like rage against the machine last year :')

[wildpeanut]

pretty sure its if i aint konked out it aint kwanzaa but yea sooo funny ahahah!!

[snakeywinee]

TOTALLY CHECK US OUT. love ya :)

[Metallishred612]

mate you missed the "hi simon!" lyric ;D

[BHxIceman]

he says "HI SIMON" at the end lol

[16UnknownSoldier16]

* GO FUCK YOU SELF * YEAH CHRISTMAS!!!!

[Joshjames17]

Somehow, just somehow, this has actually been the most christmassy i've felt all year. Corey Taylor is a genuis.

[Fitzybabe65]

@Joshjames17 Fuckin' A, man!

[XoXKazumyclumsXoX]

Ok all you fuckers who are bad mouthing this song can just go die. This song isn't ripping on Christmas its say how fucking lame it has gotten. Everyone cares to much about money and presents and forgot the real meaning of the holiday.

[lilrockable]

Any dumbass can be like "Oh the Beatles are the greatest band ever" or "Oh Metallica is so awesome they should be considered the greatest band ever". Yet it takes true taste in music/common sense to see that Corey Taylor is one of the coolest, most talented musicians ever in the history of rock.

[DiiZzYSkiLz]

Simon Cowell...This song rapes you IN THE ASS

[defection]

why is a pine tree depressing

[melissamcrfairy]

Amazing corey your the greatest :)

[zakkarle]

Thumbs up for Xmas No1?

[ApocalipticBassist]

Hey guys , repost this on all other rock videos

Do you want the x-factor to get this years no.1 single? I dont think so ....so how bout get everyone you know to download this and lets try and beat it

what you say!?

[MsBrittsyVengenz]

Okay all you grammar fucks, the lyrics are fixed. Happy?

Oh, and by the way; Fa la la la la GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

[sesselfurzer2000]

@MsBrittsyVengenz I just wanted to help I didn't want to make you upset, sorry...

[lilrockable]

@MsBrittsyVengenz Lol best line evr bro. i dont care bout the lyrics, just love the song (;

[MsBrittsyVengenz]

@lilrockable thank you x'D you don't go on a video sight to complain about spelling unless it's soooo bad that you can't understand it.

[IrWEeaTaRtEd]

@MsBrittsyVengenz nice thats the best christmas spirit iv herd all week

[tethgar]

@MsBrittsyVengenz Without grammar you get nowhere in life.

[MsBrittsyVengenz]

@tethgar Really? I spell Kwanzaa wrong and everybody throws a shit fit. Shut the fuck up, really. And what the fuck does grammar have anything to do with Corey Taylor or his song? Fucking idiot.

[tethgar]

@MsBrittsyVengenz Just repeating what the schools drill into my head

[IborngodlyI]

@MsBrittsyVengenz its the internet i'm to lazy to impress people with proper grammar is my position

[tayban93]

@MsBrittsyVengenz Ms Brittsy, i think i just fell in love. ahahaha XD (not rlly but you made my day.) and @ tethgar, i could get plenty of places without using no righted grammr. i can get to work, i can get to the grocery store, and i can get to the beach. where CANT i go without it?

[warhawkmedia]

@MsBrittsyVengenz lol u r fuckin awesome XD "fa lalalala GO FUCK YOURSELVES!" XD XD XD me and my m8 was laughing for ages

[xXxMISTATRIGGAxXx]

@MsBrittsyVengenz lol fuck tha gramma po po

[svennen200]

@MsBrittsyVengenz Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change.

It's still supposed to be peace ... sorry :(

[theDavis95]

eh you should learn to spell :L 

[MsBrittsyVengenz]

@theDavis95 eh you should learn to shut the hell up. I wrote the lyrics quickly and didn't care about spelling. Thank you very much. Don't comment on here if you're going to complain about my spelling. Comment on the song itself.

[shootmybum]

@MsBrittsyVengenz No hes write don't mess up spelling!

[MsBrittsyVengenz]

@shootmybum does it seem like i really give a shit?

[hamtamnam]

what a cunt.

so it's cool to hate christmas? Enjoy being miserable then.

[MsBrittsyVengenz]

@hamtamnam cunt huh?

who goes on videos they don't like and leave hateful comments?

and you're calling him a cunt?

wow, and Corey Taylor has said himself that he loves Christmas. He made the song out of straight boredom and true feelings other people have on Christmas.

Learn to take a joke.

[hamtamnam]

are you honestly to stupid to work out that I came here not knowing whether or not I would like the video (being a fan of slipknot), decided I didn't, and then posted the comment?

[stableflea]

@hamtamnam cunt? did you know that all the profit from this song is going towards cancer research? ye whos a cunt now?

[hamtamnam]

@stableflea so what, it's not like he needs the money is it? Who cares if he's donating to charity - who doesn't? I myself do voluntary work once a week, doesn't make me all high and mighty.

[stableflea]

@hamtamnam ye you called him a cunt. A: he doesnt actually hate christmas B : hes taken the time to write this song, record it, and promote it and isnt keeping the profit. how many artists do you think actualy do that on their own? nd seriously stop going on videos nd start hating dnt like it, dont watch it simple as

[hamtamnam]

@stableflea sorry I don't see why after watching a video and deciding that I dislike it I apparently don't have the right to express my distaste. If you can express positive feelings, why can I not express my negative ones? I did not come here to post a negative comment, I came to watch the video, then after watching it decided it was wank enough to merit a comment expressing my displeasure.

And yes, because it's not like he has a tonne of time on his hands oh wait yes he does.

[therossitron85]

Awesome song, love Corey! Get this to Number 1 and Simon Cowell fails for the second year running!!!!

[dclink90]

Any one els notice "hi simon!" at the end:L? simon cowell. :')

[malevcc]

Corey Taylor chose to donate all proceed towards the Teenage Cancer Trust and support something meaningful along the commercial madness of our time. He is following in the veins of last year's "Killing In The Name" successful attempt to prevent yet another No. 1 hitting song from the Simon Cowell’s X-Factor gameshow.

- Show you Support and Enjoy -

WE DEMAND MORE FROM / THAN CORPORATE JOLLY NOISE!

[604PENNYWISE]

haha this is awesome!!!!

[Neroammy]

"CAUSE I AINT NEVER ANYTHING BUT BROKE!"

true, true... :D

[carperjake]

2:27, HI SIMON!!!!! Fucking classic in the making.

[Shadowcat596]

I want a Corey Taylor for Christmas :D!

[MegaEmp]

Slipknot FTW

[terrol1212]

Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!!

[SmashBrosfreak2020]

It ain't Christmas without Corey Taylor! CT FOR PRESIDENT!!!

[Hummerdude35]

ta la la la la, go FUCK yourself!

[DoYouFearDeath333]

congrats... Justin Bieber will take over the world because of the idiots that decide to mention his name on videos that don't deserve it... thanks

[N4Nav]

@DoYouFearDeath333 like how you did?

[tommyboi60]

omg at the very end does he say 'hi simon' or something like that ? hopefully its a stab at simon cowell :D

[chaz4bammargera]

@tommyboi60 yeah he does its supposed to be aimed at simon cowell lol

[SatansBitch555]

FA LA LA LA LA GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!

[emileelovesemoboiis]

Wooh, this is amazing! It should reach christmas number 1 miles better than Matt Cardle and biffy clyros many of horror because this is an original and not a cover version. <3<3

[93cantthinkofaname]

@emileelovesemoboiis biffy clyros version is an original.

[emileelovesemoboiis]

@93cantthinkofaname i know it is thats what i was saying

[MegaEmp]

i love this song ill buy this single xD slipknot 4 ever

[ArianLock]

Hm, catchy.

[DirtyMalczDrumm]

FAH LALALALA GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

HAHAHAHA amazing, corey you dont fail to impress :D

[JazzyPants95]

Buying this and Cage Against The Machine's 4'33" to beat the X Factor this year, I hope we beat it again.

[NortskiBC]

Hi simon!

[xRJEx]

i think i broke the replay button :(

[GirlOfRiot]

@xRJEx Oh... I thought I did, but now that you said you broke it, I blame it on you.

[Shadowcat596]

@xRJEx Haha.. good job :)

[ramoneschick1]

Ohhh this has to be xmas number one is pure gold haha!..C'mon corey beat the x-factor morons to number one =D

[MissDeviant193]

=) i love corey! nice xmas song XD

[MrDiddy8]

WTF! Why do people get so damn crazy on youtube?! Everyone just needs to carm down lol Just let people get on with there own shit!

[hiddeninromance]

This is awful. I guess he really hasn't responded well to the grief.

[vernluvsrock]

@hiddeninromance this is hilarious!

[jemmaisgreat]

lol at justin bieber being brought up on every music video on youtube ! :L

[marksandman08]

..... HI SIMON!..... EPIIIIIC!!!!!

[anonymousollie]

ahh corey i love you im playing this on christmas day instead of jingle bells xD

[drapermetal1]

Let's help Corey get this to No.1 in the UKand go up against the x-factor and do our bit for Teen age cancer.

Join the Corey taylor x-m@$ for christmas no.1 face book group, tell all your friends, spread the word.

[Drewicfer]

heard this for the first time today and was almost rolling out of the truck laughing this is funny

[TheMaGezky]

Sounds like the Engineer from TF2.

[Sasukeadvenger666]

LOL XD <3

[dombaglivo]

this songs ok but to meits not corey taylor its like almost country i thought it would be heavier

[geitepung]

Pfff, as if you even know the guy, noob. Not Corey, christ...