Half-Life [Music] - Jungle Drums

[TwilightKun4]

it's a giant testicle on an armored 4 legged spider that shoots sperm at you

the ultimate sex monster

[Ghostrider91111]

POOTBIRD!

[basaran516]

P0:00TIS

[grooby1011]

POOTBIRD

[kukulkan80]

dat gonarch have giant nuts

[kukulkan80]

POOTIS

[howitzer175]

HAHA!! Here comes Big Momma Headcrab!

[123monsterhot]

music pranormal



[Iceechibi]

RETURN THE SLAAAAAAAB!

[Blasphemisaurusaoe3]

POOOOOTTISSS... Pootbird is coming for you!

[Jc40k1]

Pootbird!

[BoombangBros]

@Jc40k1 PootisBird

[Jc40k1]

@BoombangBros /watch?v=iovPM5e77xo

[klacek59]

fell like I'm in a gonarch's lair

[111vnderbnder111]

he still has not stated his offer.

[88deathguy]

How about we put a Giant Testicle on a 20 foot tall armored spider?

[supercow9001]

@88deathguy They actually did model it after a nutsack. Gonarch was supposed to sound like gonad. Meanwhile, at VALVe.........

[BingKoh]

WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?

[Kalaka239846]

Almost three years

And no dislikes.

The POWER OF HALF LIFE.

[ZnaylPyro]

@Kalaka239846 YO DAWG IMMA DISLIKE IT NAO

[necromorphassasin]

@ZnaylPyro wow really......

[bigfatcarp93]

@ZnaylPyro ...

...

:(

[CloudLevi]

@ZnaylPyro You dick! XD

[621Chopsuey]

@ZnaylPyro RETURN THE SLAB!!!

[CloudLevi]

@Kalaka239846 Good job jinxing it.

[Harristar88]

Pootbird ftw :D

[okeisgoe2]

Everytime I hear this I get scared :C

[621Chopsuey]

Zero dislikes = the slab has been returned

[OperationAnime262]

OH NO LOOK OUT GORDON! A Pootisbird is coming to get you!

[INEEDZALL]

POOOTIIS!

[mic7reaper]

i just can think of some1 stalking in the jungle with only a knife. killing silently a bunch of soldier that is looking for him lol

[MEGATRYANT]

@mic7reaper Metal Gear Solid 3 in a nutshell

[ZinfulX]

Is it just me or do I get a feeling of Courage the Cowardly Dog in here?

[Demitassie]

@ZinfulX I had "RETURN THE SLAAAAB!" at certain parts of the song, then I scroll down and see this. Totally did.

[TheSteinmetz342]

@Demitassie What's your offer?

[djspice201]

@Demitassie Lol i remember tht episode

[621Chopsuey]

@ZinfulX I hear it too.

[Gustavo3451]

@ZinfulX Same lol

[PyroFrost135]

@ZinfulX i knew some people would remember that episode. everytime i listen to this song, i think "return the slab, or suffer my curse!", and it still freaks me out O_O

[aperson30]

@ZinfulX whats yer offer?

[alkacha1]

Why didn't this play for me?

[h2kimmen]

Pootis!

[OverlordSpectre]

@h2kimmen

They have a wingspan of over a meter!

[juanmarcos2000]

this music makes me tense :(

[G3org3Master]

"What the fuck is that!?"

[Thecakecanlie]

@MalachiteR

That's what I ment. Sorry, I didn't say it correctly :P

[Thecakecanlie]

The weird Egyption sounding bit that plays in the backround at times is from that episode of "Courage the Cowardly Dog" with King Ramses, you know, the "Return the slab" guy.

[MalachiteR]

@Thecakecanlie It's not FROM courage, it's just a common sample. It's also used in a song called Molae Venti from PSO Ep3.

[ratatatandbooger]

Gonarch and her frickin headcrab babies...annoying.

[DoctorNuriel]

@WTFfilms808 agreed :D

[TwilightKun4]

Gonarch "Return the slab...or suffer my curse"

Gordon Freeman: "What's yer offer?"

[MEGATRYANT]

@TwilightKun4 MHAY BAYBIEZ AND ASIIIIIIIIID!

Gordon:AHHHHH WHAT THE HELL?!

[inthecrib]

RETURN THE SLAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jackcave1]

@inthecrib yup this reminded me of that too

[Jackcave1]

@inthecrib when it went duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

[F4fullpower]

God I remember when this music started playing, I'm like "Uh oh a boss fight!"

Then the Gonarch stepped out.

"WHOA OH MY G- O-OH GOD HOLY SHIT!" I screamed as a ran madly, shooting.

[velocirapteryx24]

Ooh the cutest crab you've ever seen;) it even greets you and shoots her[it's] moist....at you...and want's you to meet her little baby's [crabs] how social of her...

[horiahunter]

reeeeeeeeeeeeturn the slab freeeeeeeeeeeeeeman

[X4Valor]

RETURN TEH SLAB! >:O

[MajickDemoniack]

@X4Valor Return the slab, Gordon! RETURN THE SLAB!

[horiahunter]

i heard it in courage the cowordly dog

[headcrabwarrior6161]

@horiahunter no you didnt, you head RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAMSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[headcrabwarrior6161]

@headcrabwarrior6161 *heard*

[F4fullpower]

@horiahunter Courage the Cowardly Dog....shit! Fuck! I know that series and I'm trying my hardest to remember.....damn....-

[ovalitsme]

RETURN THE SLAAAB

[mrGlitch2000]

@ovalitsme

Hahaha. Brillaint show it was.

[dogchow445]

@ovalitsme THE MAN IN GAUZE THE MAN IN GAUZE KING RAMSESSSSSSS

[621Chopsuey]

This played during the Gonarch battle?! Why doesn't the OST work on my game?!

[solidfreak123]

@621Chopsuey Do you have the music volume turned all the way down?

[621Chopsuey]

@solidfreak123 No, it was at max. Here is the wierdest development, tho. On the new computer, it doesn't play, but the older one does. Software compatibility?

[cruddnow]

@621Chopsuey is the disc in your drive? if it is not then you can play the game but there will be no music.

[621Chopsuey]

@cruddnow I always use the disc. Again, my computer on Windows98 plays the music, but the other with WindowsXP doesn't.

[cruddnow]

@621Chopsuey thats strange, the music plays on my vista if the disc is in.

[621Chopsuey]

@cruddnow Ah, it doesnt matter. It runs fine on my old computer. Thanks for your time, tho :)

[cruddnow]

@621Chopsuey no probs

[1PlayerD]

U know, this sounds good n all, but for some reason it reminds me of my dryer.

[supermaletperson]

@1PlayerD I get what you mean in so many ways. YOU WIN 5 INTERNETS.

[Kra7as]

Jumanji !

[PKarklouse]

i think this is compatible for a silent hill boss

[JackIsASpy]

Only Valve would want you shooting a spider with a huge testicle.

[Meckyrulez]

0:13 the instrument in te background

- it reminds me of "return the slab" from courage. XD

[TheRadar758]

@Meckyrulez That's because the show recycled the sound from this song. That episode scared the shit outta me, by the way.

[racer927]

@Meckyrulez Me as well

[cruddnow]

Gonarch= Monarch of gonads.

[yang592]

song likes Courage the dog xD

[SSFhighcommandJOHN]

Who wants gordon to get powers like vortigaunts in ep.3??

[TheGreatestBee]

@SSFhighcommandJOHN Gordon will NEVER need Vortiguants' Powers, HE HAS THE CROWBAR, IDIOT.

[mannomanngt]

BIG MOMMA INCOMING!!!

[Banhammer0]

Oooh, Gonarch battle theme.

[MagnitudePerson]

Creepy atmosphere!!! !!!

[DoctorNuriel]

This played. During Advisor battle. In EP3.

Thumbs up if you want that.

[LaMamiChula316]

@DoctorNuriel how do u know

[DoctorNuriel]

@LaMamiChula316 You'll need to re-read my comment.

I never said it was actually going to be in EP3.

[Anthraxboy501]

@DoctorNuriel yes, but remade to be more modern-halflife...ish... with better drums, maybe wardrums or something

[BeakyRed]

@Anthraxboy501 YES !ONE! GONARCHS LAIR MUSIC AND modernize it :P

[TheSonicWarrior]

@DoctorNuriel Best idea for half life 2 ep3 i've seen in a long time

[DoctorNuriel]

@TheSonicWarrior Thank you :D

[RipOffProductionsLLC]

@DoctorNuriel this theme is to "primitive" to go with Combine Advisers (IMHO)

[DoctorNuriel]

@RipOffProductionsLLC Hm, you do have a point there. A remix perhaps?

[MultiGman14]

@DoctorNuriel

I gived thumbs down because i never sawed it in action xD sorry

[nisnast]

@DoctorNuriel i think it will be a quite....strange.

[machiner6]

Gonarch uses a bit of the word "Monarch".

[X4Valor]

AAAH!! GIANT FLOPPY TESTICLE!!! D:

[dancinginfernal]

This reminds me of Courage the Cowardly Dog. That episode Ramses' Curse.

Gordon didn't return the slab.

[machiner6]

@dancinginfernal ha ha, I'm pretty sure the clip at 0:13 was copied from the show by Valve, because they thought it was cool, and used it here. There's actually a lower clip of it, but that's in the show itself. I love this. "Return the Slab, or Suffer my babies!"

"Forget it, No solicitors! *BOOM*"

[CootBusiness]

@machiner6 Actually Half-Life was released before the episode King Ramses' Curse, so that sound must've been popular for use between the end of 20th century and the beginning of the 21st century. I just really want to know what it's called!

[MagnitudePerson]

@dancinginfernal Hahaha yeah it uses the same free stock sounds, freely to use.

[TheOmniscientMan]

@Yurian903

No. Just no.

[symbiote24]

Loved the dose of jungle-ness introduced to Half-LIfe with this track.

[TheJoebama]

"This is Gonarch, Gonarch is alien-speak for big ugly testicle with legs"

Quoted from the PCGamer Strategy guide.

[Alyciac123]

Translated to english = a big scary monster creeping out of its lair. The Gonarch

[bigfatcarp93]

PH34r da Big Mama of the Headcrabs, Gonarch herself!

[sheogorath19]

do half life 1 work on win 7?

[EdikShepherd]

I loved shooting and chasing Gonarch while it ran away from you through those tunnels.

It must have been like "OH FUCK, THIS GUY'S TOTALLY BAD ASS! I'm so boned!"

[Agent1W]

@EdikShepherd When you have plenty of C4 satchels and 40mm grenades blowing up on your big sack, haha.

[ResidentEvil12345Fan]

man killing that thing was kinda hard well for me cuz i havent played half life in a while but this is a kool song

[Ry62Ry]

to be honest i shit myself when i saw gonarch come out :(

[GmodPlusWoW]

Shoot it in the balls!

No Gordon, you are the balls.

And then Gordon was a Headcrab.

[xbox360fan52]

Man Gornarch is a scary bastard.

[mannomanngt]

@Ry62Ry ey yo when gonarch is called big momma,where the fuck is big daddy?!

[MrNicktheparakeet]

@Ry62Ry i nearly did, but then it smacked me with its ballgina and i fell off he cliff, THATS were i shit myself <:(

[MultiGman14]

@Ry62Ry

She looks like like......like shit!~With legs!

[headcrabwarrior6161]

@Ry62Ry headcrabs ftw.

[ratatatandbooger]

@Ry62Ry

you thought it was a regular headcrab?

[MrNicktheparakeet]

@Ry62Ry really? i shad myself as soon as i heard its sounds.

[fire297]

GONARCH'S LAIR!!!!