bruce lee vs. chuck norris

[IownYourFinger]

if chuck norris is really so badass he would sneak up to me and smash my face in the kyO WNEAINownea89WY3NA9W23HAH3-A0P­[3JA908H2

[afrojunior5281]

bad time to have chest hsir

[frydayyy]

could you tell me what is the title of this film?

[crossi777]

@frydayyy The Way of the Dragon

[crymera3]

A lot of martial arts experts with even his techniques of fighting. But how the hell did Bruce Lee trained to master that super speed of his kicks and punches. That man is incredible!!

[ThePercyPigeon1]

All you Chuck Norris fanboys...Bruce Lee Just Handed Chuck His Ass. If they fought for real...it would be the same outcome

[xiaoli26]

omg the cat is so cute

[princesagar1988]

5:17 greatest move ever lol

[imradragon]

Oh Come on¡¡ Chuck Norris is juts a stupid actor¡¡ if hes good, he would come to my house and slap my head to the keyboajfdfwgergmeprmhjqeoprjmh­4576eirophnmjqerktnhme

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[aaaaa275]

@imradragon spam white kid

[BatmanOneOhOne]

This is what caused the Big Bang. This fight.

[elduderinoish]

It was all over for Chuck as soon as Bruce Lee started hoppin around

[rustedkokote]

And this is how Gladiator fights came about..

[donnellyrfc]

when music starts playing and kittys start looking shits about to get real

[Uranium1972]

that was a very defective clone from Chuck Norris

[ddtrocketspace]

Bruce lee sad face :( At 5:54

[marineaddict]

This fight happened in another dimension or else we wouldnt be here

[NRGpowerMHR]

giauto o bruce lee meta pethane apo "atixima" :P

[etrinh00azn]

Foolish cat! You should know better than to come within four galaxies of a fight between these two!

[bantexkaa]

Bruce Lee is the man!! I hope the fake Chuck Norris. If he is real and all the facts are real, he would've roundhouse kicked me and and smash my face to the key]´@,9,as9,das9k,dasaskd9,fj­834291kasd0as ad

[average220]

That cat instigated the fight.

[Meetyourfail]

Best part is 1:21-1:24

[estolanow]

OMG, THAT WAS A CLONE, ChuckNorris never lose ...

[TheSaiyanKing]

@estolanow he lost, against BRUCE MOTHER FUCKIN LEE !

[FeavL99]

WHAT A FAKE ! YOU İDİOTS HE WASN'T CHUCK NORRİS ... HE WAS SOPA'S CHUCK NORRİS CLONE ...

[supermannylilol]

This happened in an opposite world .

[uzzaferru]

no words...only "ahh" "muahh" "ooh" etcetc

[SlymWolf]

they fighting over a cat !

[DHill102]

0:52 sec. ... alright muthafuck ..time to get in yo ass..

[BossGoneBerserk]

Psh They Both Are Weak Its No Like When I Turn Around There Going To Smash My Face on The Key aksdm;lakjf;lskdjf;alskfm;laks­djf;lsakjdf;laksmd;lfkmaslkdma­dlskmfalskmflkadsmf;lasdkfosdk­furguwgepofkoaieyfhpoijiq3woit­pkwotgi4peog5ih4epighqi[ojfoiw­aefjka;ksldghwiuqgpekjajd;sihg­piuqhpeghweuoighepriughkfjgh9a­[ohujreg-34ui9hgp;iuo45hg

[walace345]

Podhaaaaaaaaaaa.....¬¬

[Punkster113]

whats about that cat???????

[Sacrengard]

No matter how good you are, there will always be an asian better than you! hahaah

[KUCANCULE]

Chuck Norris is not sleeping, he is waiting....

[DoctorSmurfo]

never mess with anyone who killed Chuck Norris

[jonny15dk]

@DoctorSmurfo Chuck Norris Never dies

[2Timerkid]

How did Chuck Norris lose??

[ranten3]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, that is one hairy cat!

[MrFreak900]

0:42 Round House Kick

[DominicanStallion1]

idc what anyone says...chuck norris's tears can cure cancer..nuff said

[SoNotABarbie]

bruce lee makes really awkward noises when he spars lol

[mxkxylplk]

i know Ip Man was his Master and trainer, I wonder if they ever sparred...would've been bad ass to see that

[kolopin0]

Justin Bieber

Rebecca Black

Easy

Medium

Difficult

Asian

Chuck Norris

Bruce Lee

[alexhahahahaha]

and after that scene Bruce Lee mysteriously died.

[fd455f]

I claim this land in name of 9Gag army.

[judgenutmeg1977]

I remember when Bruce lived in a flat above Nazeem's Indian restaurant in Doncaster in 1969. I sometimes went over and helped him train. The restarant owner used to give Bruce his leftover vegetable samosas and onion bhajis and i used to throw them at Bruce to help him improve his reflexes and physical awareness development. I also used to whip Bruce with naan breads and break poppadoms in his face. Bruce loved to go running with rice in his pants and his shoes full of chicken korma. Great days.

[GreekHallow]

TEKKEN:

PAUL VS. LAW

:P

[paok4hools]

allthough chuck norris losing this battle..still with broken arm and leg can perform an epic last attack!!!

[kopfkissen895]

Thumbs up for the cat!

[nikos940]

Ο ΜΠΕΟΣ ΤΟ ΕΣΤΗΣΕ ΡΕ

[flywalker5]

@nikos940 re file molis eida to sxolio gelousa epi 10 lepta sunexomena ospou na kataferw na grapsw!

[TheImagamer]

Wondering if they can make Ip man vs Bruce Lee lol

[azrainazhar]

@TheImagamer Ip man is bruce lee's master. he train bruce lee. they cant fight. lol

[hiltinberg]

0:02 is FIGHT! in cat

[Soloagino]

i wonder how the internet would be if we switched out memes every few years... probably a lot more original, and funny.

[assasain009]

1)Mute this video

2)Play "Sudden Death" by Megadeth when the video is in 0:45

3)Enjoy the Epicness!

[Bobsaget834]

monsters check under there bed for chuck norris!

[Bobsaget834]

chuck norris is beast

[ProjectDrift77]

Chuck norris with a bieber hair

[canibfamous]

so im guessing 1432 people are Chuck Norris fans

[ProjectDrift77]

Chuck norris sucks..

[shadoguy1]

THAT CAT IS SO CUTE!!!!

[totallyINFAMOUS]

Doesn't Chuck Norris win by default, because Bruce Lee is dead?

[BasementBeginnings]

Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris

Cameo by Random Kitty Cat

[karmicpunch]

5:52 bruce lee wins! FATALITY!

[7mladent]

Chuck Norris losee?! :O I cann't belive itt!!! :D

[leo1989nun]

After the movie everyone was killed. chuck norris hates fiction!

[leo1989nun]

AFTER ALL CAST RECORDINGS MORREU.CHUCK NORRIS DO NOT LIKE FICTION!

[srvnuq5]

i cant believe people still watch old bruce lee clips like this one lol

[MISTAPIP13]

look at that back hair on Norris! lmao. Now thats a man.

[MakeUpAndStuffLOL]

The only reason people make Chuck Norris jokes and not Bruce Lee jokes is because Bruce Lee is no joke.

[D4L33tz0r]

This is the only scene where 2 guys arent either gay or douchebags

[pimpampum14]

OOOH!! so Chuck Norris killed Bruce Lee afterwards xD

[Toto141994]

This is the most expensive special effect of all time!!

[7hisa]

acho q vi um gatinho 1:20

[OllieMcMenemy]

... and then bruce woke up

[y0utubr3]

why does bruce lee always keeps his pants so high?

[ActionManForMovies]

Chuck Norris is a over rated retard !

[iblisrapper]

@ActionManForMovies of course because he is just a stupid.. fajkylgralehsaorglknaklrghöklg­hafölgaörlgrhalgkhkrfaflrhfakö­g

(comment typed by chuck norris)

[ZBasilis]

@ActionManForMovies are u crazy????now you have only 4 hours of life...too bad for you

[samuraiyao]

@ActionManForMovies

 Agreed, that PG-13 pussy, fuck chuck!!!

[MyToncek]

From now on I hate Bruce Lee

[john121447]

i am an asian but i hate asaia

[delarosa102]

@john121447 asaia?? kid you fail...

[ismaelkhan]

lol the lil cat! D:

[KingKeeyy]

burce lee owns !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leoribeirosantos]

Chuck norris não é tão foda assim...se ele fosse foda mesmo...ele pegaria minha cara e arrastaria pelo teclado a\zxsdcvgbhnjmuk,l.,mnbvcxzxc4­5vb nj zac vbnmui841.

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[berserk2003]

Chuck norris let him win cause his godly powers granted him knowledge of bruce lee's death the following year.... so he let him win.

[eggyeggygoo]

I KEEP CLICKING THE BLOODY LINK ON SCREEN

[25536lennix]

i cant believe those MMA fans disrespect bruce lee.  they think MMA fighters are better than bruce lee. tsk tsk tsk. kids this days!

[Skateseshnow1]

skill level= Asian

[antony2d]

Chuck norris... Kiss my nouts!

[iLlolomo010]

ryu vs ken

[TrimThePussPuss]

The only reason Chuck Norris is still alive is cause he's afraid Bruce Lee might kick his ass again in heaven.

[hiltinberg]

Ok so bruce lee and chuck norris in rome fighting....with a cat...... my life is now complete my friends

[KatzchenYass]

i love the cat :D

[silentsniperrr]

Chuck norris would never match up to Lee.

[BigDo3]

Now I know where his beard came from.......his chest

[beatlesfan134]

Bruce Lee wears no condoms because there is no such thing as protection from bruce lee.

[jairdragons]

oh m god chuck norris es derrotado...!! que miedo ya se acabo todo ya no creo en nadie que nos defienda del fin del mundo rindamosnos

jajaja solo keda implorarle a bruce lee

[miguelmarka]

pelea legendaria

[xcollegekidzx]

Ya i used to think Chuck Noris and Bruce lee were badass. But then i saw Ron Paul.

[luksvinny]

não é atoa que bruce lee morreu

[cris90x]

EPIC

[hugecrusher1]

chuck norris would sooooo win!

[SkateProVid]

@hugecrusher1 your wrong

[hdpasd123lol]

No matter how good you are, there will always be an asian better than you!

[hiltinberg]

@hdpasd123lol words to live by.....

[hungryhippo247]

@hdpasd123lol I have never seen a comment so fitting for a video before.

You, sir, win the Internets!

[hdpasd123lol]

@hungryhippo247 thank you sir!

[BABYBOYNUNI]

Bruce lee ftw

[UFOwnz]

What is that fucking faggot ass noise their making. God damn thats annoying.

[TH3OFFICI4LMUSIC]

He need beard too!!

[TH3OFFICI4LMUSIC]

Not chuck norris,chuck would make him fly high!!!

[iamnarutobelieveit]

CHUCK NORRIS THE TEXAS RANGER CAN FIGHT LITTLE BIT HAHAHA! BRUCE LEE WAS NOT THE BEST FIGHTER BRUCE LEE WAS AN GOOD ACTOR WHO KNOWS ABOUT FIGHTING MANY THINGS

[kanonvizard]

that guy isnt chuck ... everbody knows he is a god !

[merkserb]

you Amaricans say that chuck is beter because hes Amarican ther being onist bruce lee is beter

[AxeXavi27]

Epic fight

[InnerCircle211]

Bruce Lee is way better.

[tangoromeobr]

Chuck Norris is not only the best. He is also a nice guy. Bruce Lee was very sad at the beginning of the fight. Chuck Norris saw and decided to help. He left Bruce win just to lift your self esteem.

[Gunnermanwoohoo]

He just lost cause he didn't have his beard.

[SuperMvC3]

this is the fight that created the multiverse, the cat is god himself

[MrThunderBarca]

0:54 Shit just got real.

[Y0shXD]

Directed by: Bruce Lee

haha sorry guys! this was scripted

hahahah :)

[Azkadaz]

What the hell did Chuck Norris do at 4:25? Spontaneous gayness!

[popomalakas]

4:00 chuck norris is wearing adidas

[WindyCityBalla]

LMAO he grabs him by his Chest Hair @ 0:31 Thats why Its always important to shave before a fight

[daviddisc]

é puro fake...

ninguem nunka encostou sequer 1 dedo em chuck norris!!!! nao vivo! aushuah

[Mrssuveges]

See in the video, when Bruce was getting to win the fight Chuck didn't defend himself, 'cause he's getting be bored

[deva12psycho]

muthafucking top comment stole my idea...fuck off you cunt...

[alloyz1212]

This scene had everything. Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and a KITTEN!!

[darrar90]

yaya bruce lee won!

[SUPERsayian2012]

*Dad walks in*

Me:why are there jokes about Chuck Norris but none about Bruce Lee.

Dad:cause you don't fuck with Bruce lee or else he will destroy you just like he did Chuck Norris.

Me:But why do they make jokes about Chuck Norris and not Bruce lee

Dad:Huh,cause there losers that know Chuck got his ass whooped but they still defend him cause there losers,THERE.

Me:Thanks.

[NECOTlNE]

@SUPERsayian2012 cool story bro, needs moar dragons and shit

[SUPERsayian2012]

@NECOTlNE Well thank you.

[jedihillis]

Bruce Lee by Guillotine Choke.

[KeviinReyes]

Good

[Callista506]

Cool

[deva12psycho]

Me : Hahahah...this is gr8 stuff..*dad comes in suddenly*

Dad : Whats so funny son ?

Me : Just reading some jokes about Chuck Norris .

Dad : Son this is lame , Bruce Lee was way better than Chuck Norris .

Me : So....why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes , but no Bruce Lee jokes ?

Dad : Because Bruce Lee is no joke , son

[shadowchickenmango]

@deva12psycho Dude, you just blatantly ripped off the top comment.

[NerdyAndJerkish]

@deva12psycho so bascially, you stole the top comment

[gshdrums]

can not believe how young Chuck is.......SUCKS that Bruce Lee is dead.

[cinthiia21miel]

la verdad es que bruce lee tiene mucha mas habilidad y rapidez en sus ataques que chuck norris

y ademas sus golpes son muy eficaces ademas de que golpea en puntos estratégicos.

[obayedkhan]

Chuck Norris Facts:

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris

Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.

[blohm85]

chuck norris dosent battle he just allows u to lose

[vovaparkourukraine1]

Wow he's so fast.

[SavageBezerkEclipse]

@vovaparkourukraine1 Look up the one inch punch...

[electrobussterr]

2:31

Look at that he kicked him in the face by using a high side kick like it's nothing.

Once I dreamed that I was in his body, it felt awesome too bad I had to wake up..

[FromTheSideThatCount]

Chuck norris would die in the first 3 minutes if this was a real fight.

[FromTheSideThatCount]

@Shotitinthe face He'd probably deflect it back and kill you instead.

[grrizzzy]

5:39 hahahaha

[AsumDude94]

hahaha, bruce lee died because he had to low fat percentage. how ironic. he was in too good shape.... :P

[joeygonzo]

@AsumDude94

No, he didn't.

[Tcsei]

@AsumDude94 No...he died from acute cerebral edema.

[VietDuc]

chuck norris is a masterpiece, but bruce lee is a legend!

[nipponwriteme]

This only proves that 80% of Chuck Norris' strength is in the beard.

[xD999999999]

@nipponwriteme best comment ever

[Shotitintheface]

How to kill Bruce Lee:

1. Buy a gun

2.Shot him in the face

[StrassenDealForum]

5:38 epic moment 

[alpaaa1992]

my dad is chuk noris 

[MrJordanbailey95]

if this was a real life fight chuck norris would not stand a chance...

[opianista81]

Bitches Chuck Norris let him win just to feel how it was like

[SUPERsayian2012]

@opianista81 No young one,see Bruce lee won because Bruce lee is faster than the speed of light and will fucking destroy you.

[Qubvo]

F&%CK he's fast! O_O

[TheFreeRunningMonkey]

chuck norris' dog picks up his own shit because chuck norris doesnt take shit from anybody

[krisXD111]

chuck norris R.I.P :D

[andreswart76]

There is no Bruce Lee jokes because you have to respect the dead and everybody just make jokes about important people that is still alive

[donnytony]

@andreswart76 nicely said

[stephen971ful]

@andreswart76 except hitler <(")

[mallowhunter]

BRUCE LEE:MARSHAL LAW

CHUCK NORRIS:PAUL

[emti29]

Chuck Norris is one hairy bastard!

[murdermanika]

Actual video of the BIG BANG.

[makiabelik3]

Bruce lee The Best

[Tuskiiz]

I was looking at chuck norris videos one day, when my dad comes in and says: Hey, what are you watching? I replied: Just some chuck norris videos, there are alot of jokes about him. My dad: You should check out bruce lee. Me: Wow hes really good but why are there no jokes about him? My dad: Because bruce lee is not a joke.

[eckoultimate]

@Tuskiiz repost

[UltimatePhilster]

@Tuskiiz Shame it was Chuck Norris who was the multi world karate champion. that is no joke.