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  • fake

  • thats mean.

    

  • fake and hilarious

  • Determination face... but bad style. And that sounded fake.

  • Nice Robot dance!

  • yey id use those steps on the dance flor!!

  • She needs to lose more than some steam

  • FAKE AND GAY!!

  • Its one thing to rely on meds that produce weight gain. Its another to follow a bad diet, and then blame it on meds... GTFOH.

  • Jesus christ guys it was just a joke calm down XD dont overreact

  • Fat, the opposite of beauty

  • to all you people being horrible about her weight, just remember. inside every fat person, there's a burger, a hot dog, some cake....

  • Don't mess with TEXAS

  • wow, she butchered the shit outta that kata! quit destroying kata, and just focus more on your hot dog eating contests...please

  • She looks like Chris Farley in Beverly Hills Ninja....

  • she looked like she was dancing

  • hahaha

    

  • the bigger they are the harder they fart

  • its funny cause you know fat people cant do that its fake duhh

  • I call fake.

  • hhahahahahahahyahhahahahahahah­ahahahaa

  • fake

    

  • And for my next trick, I'm going to go eat a whole pie!!!

  • hahahahahahahahahahaha fat person

  • lmao

  • This is what garbage food and feminism has done to american women... sad.

  • hahahaha grose!!!!!

  • AaronCarterRocks hahahaha

  • I fucked my friend and she farted in my mouth while I was tossing her salad

  • thats so mean.still funny though HHAHAHAHAH!!!

  • Lmao stupid fat chicks can't do karate!!!

  • She may be fat but I bet she can kick your ass.

  • @PsychoDaveFilms She may be fat but I bet she can eat more than you.

  • @PsychoDaveFilms I bet against you.........

  • @tysse73 Just cause she kicked your ass doesn't mean she is kick all of ours too.

  • tities or gtfo

  • You know what is REALLY hilarious about this? How common it would be if it weren't fake. Ever been to a martial arts tournament of ANY kind? It stinks. Their athletes. If they gotta fart they are gonna fart. She seems to be taking it seriously which is really cool, though.

  • @OrinDac oh man, i know. have you ever been into a bathroom or locker room during a marital arts tournament? SO nasty, it smells like so much sweat there. and i'm a girl, usually we care if we smell bad, but apparently no one does at martial arts tournaments

  • random cat at the end of the video?

  • i bet she could kick somebody's ass. She has good technique.

  • Hey...shes a beast. :)

  • Is she dancing?

  • Would just like to point out that have any "belt" in martial arts doesn't mean anything at all. It's all pointless

  • She's dancing at 0:05

  • eye of the tiger XD

  • Why was this is the featured videos for kittenn in a coffee cup???? And this video is kinda horrible..............

  • Lol at all the wannabe ninjas in this video talking about how this fatty is stupid but how they have elite martial arts skills they learned at a secret dojo beneath Whisper Dragon mountain.

  • @Physicbuddha Silly, that's just the secret one for noobs. Leet leet ninja learn it from Mr.Nakanaka on mount Fuji while ridding Falcorn!

  • it's a shame how here in the US a six year old girl can have a blackbelt. every one just pays for their belts. freakin idiots should learn the skill for real. I do martial arts and its ridiculous how easily they hand out belts. ill admit that some ppl do earn what they get

  • No all you non believers are wrong. I have known this person for ten years now and she has always had a problem with passing gas. It seems that she is always doing it while out in public, church, and other social gatherings.

  • am i the only one that noticed that stuffed animal at the end?

  • McDojo

  • Wow!!!!

  • THIS is NOT KARATE!! please.. .-.

  • did anyone else notice how fake that sounded?

  • @leetsmithownsu Yea, the fart in the back was TOTALLY edited...Who would waste there time putting an AWFUL video up like this?????????

  • @rowe485 LOL karate isnt that good. I actually do the best martial art in the world, my master has 33 years experience, knows wing chun, tai chi, karate (its a sport it sucks) pretty much anything u can name

  • ur all disrespectful losers who need to stop your useless whining and complaining because she has obviouslly put in her well spent time. and accidents happen. so lay off. vtw whoever posted. douchebag. thats it.

  • I know how to stop her. Cheese burgers....MMMMMM

  • i used to do that when i was 8 too

  • Haha if she's trying to lose weight then she should be slim cause it takes more than 2 weeks to get a black belt. I reckon she's just one of those fat martial artists who are really shit yet are too stupid to realise that they can't do it cause their instructor passes them on forms and no girl can knock her over in sparring. I bet cash that she loves breaking as well - fatties always do, but not sparring so much.

  • @xfrangellicax i said it because thats what they used to tell me when i was overweight.That im going to be a failure who works at mc donalds.I didnt mean it like that.

  • i used to be her size,now im a model and i go to college.Its so funny to reject all the guys who used to make hideous comments about me.And getting the guys the girls who used to laugh at me want.You are the ugly one now and a failure who works at mc donalds.

  • @lorelei1992 How does working at McDonalds make you a failure .. ?!

  • @xfrangellicax Because it means you did not get a good education and that you will probably live a difficult life and a non fulfilling life. Does working at McDonalds really sound like a respectable job. When you're on your deathbed, do you really want to be thinking,"Oh, at least I worked at McDonalds..." Don't troll me, just pointing out a fact.

  • @ValiantM16 I worked in McDonalds once, and I'm pretty sure I've had a good education, seeing as I'm not shallow minded. My life is very fulfilling and hardly difficult, and I will be on my death bed thinking atleast I wasn't an absolute ignoramus as people like you. Don't even bother saying "don't troll me" when you did the exact thing to me. One can make a good career from working at McDonald's. If you haven't got anything important to say, don't say anything at all.

  • i bet whoever uploaded this,must suffer from microphallus.im so sorry.

  • true story, i was there at the kansas city convention center for this tournament. she shit her pants so bad we had to bring a golf cart in to haul her off, then she broke it when we tried to drive her off. shit got everywhere!

  • @standalonesolid AHAHAHAHA I LOLD

  • yea, that was an added sound effect. Just some asshole trying to make a big girl look bad.

  • obviously edited, still kinda funny

  • ah karate, good old pay for your belt "martial arts" here in the US

  • @whattodo1989 lol! so true.

  • Ha sik fartkate

  • She has good focus, it is a very difficult thing to be focused when there are so many people around you.

  • in chinese they call that the bombadier move. protect yourself by roasting your enemy with toxic gas.

  • She just saw the movie "Kung Foo Panda"

  • shes not bad honestly. good kime, good effort.

  • It's a sound-effect this person added.

  • Why the fuck are people on here commenting about smokin weed....so off topic

  • It kinda sounded fake and it looked like she was pissed off.

  • She looks like she is trying to Dance!! thumbs up if you agree!! hahahahaha

  • hahaha I thought this was hilarious

  • This is fucking stupid. It's a fake farting noise to begin with. And it's lame. This video deserves to be shot in the head.

  • Its funny cuz she is fat :)

  • @Khorney that's not funny. its people like you who have women and young girls bending over toilets purposely throwing up after every meal.

  • @ichecku93

    People like me? You mean someone that thinks its dangerous to be overweight and to be underweight?

    Obviously, being too thin isnt good, and I would not wish for a girl to throw up after every meal. But Women dont have to do that if they just try harder. They should try walking or running a few miles now and then, and cut down on the fast food. It's really NOT hard.

  • @Khorney you're being rude. "it's funny cuz she is fat"??? of course, no one wants people to laugh at them while they're obviously trying to do something well, especially because of their weight! and hey, what if she can't help the fact that she's overweight? i don't know if you've ever tried to lose weight with a weight disorder, but i can tell you it's not easy, at least from what i've seen from people i know who have tried. and karate is exercise, so maybe she is trying.

  • @Khorney for some people it is actually harder to lose weight, genetics play a huge factor in weight loss and there are many medications around today which in order to heal an illness you must sacrafice a healthy weight.  Many important medications have contraindications of excessive weight gain and even some diseases have weight gain as a symptom. For those who eat excessively and are lazy, your observations are true. But there are exceptions to the rule that sometimes people can't help.

  • Don't get in between this girl and a packet of smarties... she'll kick your ass

  • What's the deal? You've gotta be thin to do anything? She takes it seriously so i take her seriously. I bet she loves what she do, and loosing weight is not her main reason for training a martial art.

  • I bet she can kick YOUR ass.

  • let me guess ,the girl making this video is apoor poor little girl whos life i sooo hard because she is worried about her hips beeing too broad, or her ass beeing too fat, and that is her biggest problem in life, and also her only real interrest.

    Well guess what, some people dont really care what you think and have activities that they particapate in, meaning they have a life unlike you.

  • I laughed

  • yall r some mean assholes

  • give fat girl cake

  • trolololololololol 

  • i bet she can kick all your asses

  • dunno the reason of this vid.....

  •  I SAW THE KITTY!

  • shes big, but shes no one to fuck with.

  • he did that fart thing on 0:09 when she bent over lol

  • how did i get from metallica- battery to this? :/

  • this fake video wouldn't even make sense if it was real. you only embarrassed yourself here.

  • I know it is fake, but it cracks me up every time

  • I'm a women and i have rights!

  • IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHES FAT

  • I'm sure that fart was edited in. If not, that stuffed animal is fast as fuck

  • Is is me... who did I just saw a picture of a teddy bear?

  • haha she hides her face when she takes a fat whiff of her own shit lol

  • lol.. looks like she's dancing..

  • HELL YEA FAT GIRL!!!

  • I'm confused...

    1. She is trying to lose weight

    2. Someone ASSHOLE videotaped it

    3. Said ASSHOLE posted it to YouTube.

    4. What is the point of this video?

    5. She is a black belt you dumb bitch.

  • @ValiantM16 its actually blue belt, but i agree on all other things you said

  • @CCKeNeN Yeah, I might have been a little harsh, but I do Tae Kwon Do, and she reminds me of someone that I know there, and the person I know is overweight but she tries. It's a dissapointment... Whatever.

  • @ValiantM16 i see blue

  • @ValiantM16 she wasnt a black belt, she was a purple belt, but i feel the same way

  • @ValiantM16 and the fart was fake lol

  • @YoungSOULJAZZZZ The whole thing is fake. Shit.. you are fake. Now fuck off!

  • @newtubetubetube the whole fart was fake bitch!! bitch!

  • @YoungSOULJAZZZZ You are repeating yourself. Like in the shit head music on your channel.

  • @ValiantM16 shes a purple belt lol

  • @ValiantM16 actually its purple

  • @ValiantM16 You're just pissed off cause you're fat too...

  • @alexl53 I'm pissed because if this was my friend, which is does remind me of her, it would be embarassing for her. How would you like it someone took a video of you and then out you farting in it without your permission for the whole world to see? Thanks, but don't try to lure me into getting into a fight. KTHXBAI. Oh and I take Tae Kwon Do which is why I was intersted in this, and I could beat you in a fight, and I am actually quite fit. It's funny how pathetic people are.

  • @ValiantM16 altho i agree this video is pointless I just want to point out she's a blue or purple belt...not black.

  • @ValiantM16 you can be a black belt in under a year by paying 70 bucks a month.

  • @SkInHoUnD It took me 5 years for 65 a month.... Legitimate school i assume.

  • @ValiantM16 actually she's a blue belt :|

  • @ValiantM16 blue belt

  • @devonsseabolt you fool, I was not being racist towards anyone. I was making fun of pinoybernie.

  • its not just funny because she is fat though she also farted and everyone knows farting sheds weight so i am also very proud of her for trying

  • @devonsseabolt hahaha racist to fat people??

  • fat isn't a race idiots

  • Am i the only one looking back through the comments to figure out this whole fight thing between whoever and pinoybernie? Cx

  • @iiFrenchFrii no way she s a black belt,for this to happen you have to pass very difficult phisycall exams along with katas and real combat,so no way she s just a fat whale blowing off some steam lke the title explains

  • @taojiro Hm? What does that have to do with my comment ?

    

  • thats a huge bitch !

  • More like Sumo girl.

  • Fuckin loser

  • Eh, kinda lame.

  • ahahahah fake but funny edit (Y)

  • LMAO! This Is 'Butter Beans' Female Equivilent... "Butter Bitch". :D

  • my ex

  • She is trying ti fight off the salad.

  • so fake but oh so funny 

  • I remember those moves in a Janet Jackson video!

  • 0:14 KITTY! :D

  • priceless

  • FAKE FAKE FAKE AS HELL IT'SELF! GAY GAY GAY!

  • looks like she was ready to suck some guy off....lol

  • hahaha u can not stop me aaaa uuu aaa

    take this super tiger fart of doom ahhh uuu ahhh

  • hahahahahaha@doggyslut07

  • Buahahahahahahaha

  • she was actually eating a spiritual burgar and fries

  • Karate fart!

  • around 0:10 sorry but i srsly thought she farted lol

  • Beverly hills ninja, the sequel

  • .. Theres a sensei in the Tampa Bay area, who is roughly the size of this woman, who is 40 years old. Who could make you, your father, your grandfather, and what ever male prostitute your father sleeps with ( Because Face It We All no He's Gay, Remember When You Walked In On Him Jerking It To "strong Man Comp"?) feel so much pain they'd rather have a cactus being shoved up his/their ass.

  • Bon Bon Kata.

  • Karate Pig.

  • she has blu belt  -.-

  • kung fu sofa!!

  • Fake. Who ever uploaded this is a fag. Nice video dipshit.

  • @lanakilapalani no shit retard that was the point ....

  • @TheSADrummer what the fuck are you babbling about dickhead

  • @lanakilapalani fuck off motherfucker you obviously have no common sense if you don't know why i made that comment go fuck yourself in the ass cuz you know you like it dumb cunt fucker

  • @TheSADrummer Obviously you didn't pick up on my sarcasm. It's not that big of a deal dude your comin at me like an anger management case. Chill out man. Take some deep breaths. Its only youtube.

  • @lanakilapalani hahahaha i know lolz that was a joke anyways i just felt like cussing hehe

  • @TheSADrummer sweet

  • She could give Turbo from the 80's movie Breakin' a run for his money. That was some of the best poppin' and lockin' I've ever seen...oh wait, she was supposed to be doing karate....my bad...I thought I was watching a break dance contest....

  • Press 5 a bunch, its her special move!

  • Martial arts is for everyone, everyone has a different reason for joining them. I bet she joined to lose weight, she took the step and she's being awesome. I dout any of the people making fun of her could say the same =P The only thing I see is a woman trying to better herself, I see NOTHING funny about it, it actually makes me happy to see that she's doing martial arts, it's a good example of what martial arts are for, for bettering ourselves. You guys making fun, you're fools

  • @GuamKomudo You sir, are the fool.

  • @GuamKomudo ooooooh how nice, looks like someone's picking up where Oprah left off. Way to go motivator

  • Well hey, we need a balance when people like you wake up every morning with the entent on finding videos of people that do worse then you at things and make fun of them to feel better about yourself... =P People like you make me sad, because instead of taking up martial arts yourself, you just try to make it look like you're too good for it. Or anything that is better than you. You're not the fastest, so track is stupid right? You're a loser...

  • @GuamKomudo if your life was being ruined by type 2 diabetes which results from being drastically overweight wouldn't you like to be encouraged by some friendly 'ribbing' as shown in this video's title and description?

  • @GuamKomudo

    This is all very well, and indeed true as far as it goes. However, that fact that her detractors are probably overweight basement dwellers does not remove the fact that she is flailing about like a spastic whale, with neither form nor focus.

    To a master, this is truly sad, but it IS also funny as all hell.

  • @GuamKomudo I totally agreed.And besides even if she had this small "accident"is totally human.