Trust me, in the world of rashes, that is not a rash. You want to know what a real rash is? I'll tell you: you get a rash somewhere on your body. It hurts so bad that YOU GO BLIND. That's how BAD it is. You blow up like a balloon, you look like a circus freak, you know what I'm talking about? Next thing you know, you're IN the circus, touring, making good money. You know my life.
"tell your mother to call me a-s-a-p. its imperative that i talk to her a-s-a-p OR as close to a-s-a-o as she can" -- that would be *punches arm* acasap! have her call me *punches arm again* acasap! OR whenever she gets a free minute which would be *punches arm three times* wsgafm" (washakafom] LMFAO!
I love how Stephanie looks Coach up and down when they first meet.... or should i say.. meat. (giggling) YAHOO!! Go Coach! I hope it turns out well for Coach and he doesn't get a rash... hehehehe.. oh boy. xox
how can you group family guy in with this show? this show actualy has good writers and does waste time to fill their 21min time slot by having a character clear their throat for 2 mins or cut away to a real life vid of a country singer for an entire song
is this episode like... whats the movie in it making fun of... i was thinking beowulf... but didnt think that was possible because.. the newer beowulf came out in 05 after this show ended... so is it parodying anything?
hey, can anyone explain to me how in the early episodes, the home videos brendon and his friend made lookes like home videos, and how now they look like they're as funded as a stephen speilberg movie?
In the early episodes they used squiggle vision and in the later seasons flash animation. I think they applied the same technological upgrades to the story line.
@iDislikeNames Or, you could use your imagination and consider that since Brendan has been making movies since he was five and has made 100's of them, he has gotten very good at it by now.
even the subtlest details of this show are amazing. i.e. the manner in which paula (janine) says "hi" to mcgurk when she's in the car, with the accompanying hand movement, then the way she looks away when mcgurk starts talking to stephanie. awesome
Hey it's Louis C.K as the dad haha!
TheJeffpoirier182 16 hours ago
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" -My..look at you..You're a big fella..Are you a bodybuilder?
-Oh no no, just a big fella...just blessed with bigness"
spookykaat 5 months ago
mellissa is hot in this one eh?
officerfriday 5 months ago 4
@officerfriday YOU SICK FUCK SHES 8 LOL
Bocktai5 5 months ago
4 people have bad rashes and do NOT stand on land
MsCartoonqueen 6 months ago
omg i was dying at the abbreviation part washagafmaaa! or summit like that
SimoMcGauneo 9 months ago 2
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my woman is giving me a blowjob
abbevillehwy 9 months ago
like this if your a landstander
godfist88 9 months ago 5
@godfist88 I stand on land professionally as opposed to you pussy amateur landstanders.
Kaiser00Wilhelm 7 months ago
Trust me, in the world of rashes, that is not a rash. You want to know what a real rash is? I'll tell you: you get a rash somewhere on your body. It hurts so bad that YOU GO BLIND. That's how BAD it is. You blow up like a balloon, you look like a circus freak, you know what I'm talking about? Next thing you know, you're IN the circus, touring, making good money. You know my life.
eliaj5912 9 months ago 13
"I should say hello to your mom; tell her how bad you play." XD
looc64 9 months ago 4
"...are you the Dragonmastress?"
sk8ites 10 months ago
EW LOL this episode made me laugh but it also grossed me out b/c ouf his nasty rash .....ugh I need itching powder now lol seiously
bitchiteen 10 months ago
have her call me ACASAP!
arkhangelsk 11 months ago
Next thing you know you're in the circus making good money; you know my life.
damendred1 1 year ago 4
"Is this her daughter? Are you her daughter?"
"This is Brendan, her SON."
"Hello, dearie."
NaiTaiDai 1 year ago
you know my life lol
hatchetman664 1 year ago
7:56.. I thought my facebook chat was going off lol
metallicafu11 1 year ago 4
@metallicafu11 Dang it! I just had the same reaction! X_X
IIMoses740II 1 year ago
land stander.... skywalker...
jsonic91 1 year ago 2
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87Raining 1 year ago
did a baby put its butt on your neck?
evfich 1 year ago 5
"tell your mother to call me a-s-a-p. its imperative that i talk to her a-s-a-p OR as close to a-s-a-o as she can" -- that would be *punches arm* acasap! have her call me *punches arm again* acasap! OR whenever she gets a free minute which would be *punches arm three times* wsgafm" (washakafom] LMFAO!
ItsCassandraHun 1 year ago
"why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer"
*takes picture* -picture snaps-
"thanks"
ItsCassandraHun 1 year ago
WASHAKAFAMA!
CrystalHunter1989 1 year ago
2:59 any one notice how Steph was eyeing the coach?
T.v. Aduience: oooooooOOOOOOOH
lol
XxhadoukenxX 1 year ago
"ANYTHING to cover the seat." Amen.
jtd04c 1 year ago
"did somebody put their butt on your neck?"
I DIED.
arkhangelsk 1 year ago
Haha, that crazy guy on the phone.
JayRocks311 1 year ago 3
Brendan's scribblings on the note from Mr. Lindenson are hilarious. Crazy acronyms galore!
xebek 1 year ago 4
@xebek no wonder he couldnt remember what he was supposed to say! hahha
spikeyguy777 1 year ago
"Hey, have you been rolling around naked in poison ivy or something?" "Um...probably...?"
miagicalmysterytour 1 year ago
no, you look like a waiter at a restaurant with no child labour laws
valdezmiguel2 1 year ago
Is this her daughter? Are you her daughter?!
Have her call me AKASAP!
Or whenever she gets a free minute, which would be WSGAFAKAMOM!
Thank you young lady!
tayloreh 1 year ago 9
lol, "i look like a magician" then he does the spooky hand gesture lol
harshroger 1 year ago
wow linda actually took a picture
phoenix88049 1 year ago 7
"did a baby put its butt on your neck?...maybe while you were sleeping...?"
teddyh 1 year ago
R.I.P Benny harvery
SuperYellow1989 1 year ago
no, you look like a waiter at a restraunt with no child labor laws.
raecat101 1 year ago 2
" In the world of rashes that is NOT a rash."
Spoondude 1 year ago
I love how Stephanie looks Coach up and down when they first meet.... or should i say.. meat. (giggling) YAHOO!! Go Coach! I hope it turns out well for Coach and he doesn't get a rash... hehehehe.. oh boy. xox
TheGingerlocks 1 year ago 2
i switched back to adult swim when my funimatioon went out
my friend calls this the Coach Mc Gurk show LOL
cootmaster 2 years ago
the creeping crud lol
cootmaster 2 years ago
I love Jason's random gong strike lol.
dljdljdljdljdlj 2 years ago
it could be diaper rash, i lol'd @ that part
xxBigBlack09xx 2 years ago
LOL how is this tv y?!?!?!
ronnyim12345 2 years ago
wow this epic. great show forget family guy
SneakerZeeker 2 years ago 7
4:48
"I am Elfor, the landstander"
"Are you magical?"
"Mmm, kind of. I am not as magical as I am a landstander"
"Which is?"
"I stand on land!"
LogInAnders 2 years ago 10
Brandon's dad looks like Chuck Norris
TheSquirrelMovie 2 years ago
how can you group family guy in with this show? this show actualy has good writers and does waste time to fill their 21min time slot by having a character clear their throat for 2 mins or cut away to a real life vid of a country singer for an entire song
hero99a 2 years ago 8
I like this more than Family or the Simpsons...why couldn't Home Movies have gone one for 20 years?!
CrystalHunter1989 2 years ago 4
i fucking love this episode. my favorite
mixmaster30002002 2 years ago
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pfive 2 years ago
This and the holloween episode are my favourites. The humour in this show is brilliant
steviesniper 2 years ago
no you look like a waiter at a restaurant that has no child labor laws
echoe87 2 years ago 3
"this sucks I look like a magician!"
drosemon 2 years ago
I fucking love McGuirk so much
"You like like a circus freak, you know what I'm talking about? Next thing you know you're in the circus, touring, making good money"
Y2JRGC 2 years ago 9
best home movies episode ever. "WESGAFM"
pythag123 2 years ago
attack XD
jayha242 2 years ago
"Are you a bodybuilder?"
Stephanie's amazing.
omondieu 2 years ago 5
rofl "I stand on land!"
aimeebaines 2 years ago
"You know my life."
MrLejend 2 years ago 3
That's not normal. :P
MicrowaveTv 2 years ago
His rash looks like a crab at first. o_o
MicrowaveTv 2 years ago
"Could be diaper rash"
"On his neck?"
"Ive seen it in stranger places melissa"
"Like where?"
"Like my butt. Did somebody put their butt on your neck?"
sonicmandx12 2 years ago 2
"Why don't you take a picture, It'll last longer."
mukuchacho 2 years ago
Whenever she gets a free minute, that would be wsgafm, acasap!
mojacherox 2 years ago 2
"I stand on land."
assassin1171 2 years ago 2
love this show
iloveu6110 2 years ago 3
im a landstander, i stand of land :P
ymca398 2 years ago 3
is this episode like... whats the movie in it making fun of... i was thinking beowulf... but didnt think that was possible because.. the newer beowulf came out in 05 after this show ended... so is it parodying anything?
MrLejend 2 years ago
I lul'd. Even if you weren't joking I did.
Prideofmebu 2 years ago
they might be making fun of the fable beowulf
ymca398 2 years ago
if it's something specific, I can't tell. the movies aren't always necessarily direct parodies tho
ChronosWar 2 years ago
"He's my friend...and I own him..."
zBlackKnight789z 2 years ago
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Boyhooddream1996 2 years ago
"That's not really a rash, Brendon."
"Yeah it is."
"Trust me, in the world of rashes, that is not a rash. Wanna know what a real rash is?"
"No."
"I'll tell you. You get a rash somewhere on your body. It hurts so bad that you go BLIND! That's how bad it is."
NaiTaiDai 2 years ago
jesus christ, this is hilarious
mecasly2music 2 years ago 3
lol
the mange
redstar7000 2 years ago
next thing you know, your in the circus, touring, making good money! HAHA!
harshroger 2 years ago
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you know my life rofl
dvsskater000 2 years ago
I think lindinson is the kind of guy that's funny to watch, but would be a pain in the ass to meet.
kerogiro22 2 years ago 5
THE LANDERSTANDER HAHA
friskystapler 2 years ago 7
I STAND ON LAND!
peach55 2 years ago 38
Yeah! Well I stand on air... so ha!
KidInsideAKid 1 year ago
@peach55 *gong*
0its0green0 3 months ago
WASHAGAFAMA!
elvaelvirababe 2 years ago 8
"You look like a waiter in a restaurant that has no child labor laws." Lol.
Homemadebird 2 years ago 62
washakafamam
plugindave 2 years ago
Sounds like a complicated relationship
crystalconnect93 2 years ago 8
There sure are a lot of references to blindness O.O
noitcurtsnocnacnuD 2 years ago
Da hell I'm not going brendon!
bblauter 2 years ago
4:19 gnome alert ;-)
pele6922 2 years ago 2
lol my best friend and i were travelling and she got a rash on her back and we called it a crab rash for so long because of this :D
"Brendan, you're playing way bad today"
"Thank you"
gracetravel 2 years ago
This is the best episode of all time!
PS JASON RULES!
wronglinewebkinz12 2 years ago
Stephany was in Law and Boarder?
Namnilod 2 years ago
yeah
CrazyPajamaAntics 2 years ago
diaper rash lol
nukleopatra88 3 years ago
Danm !!
I thought they had killed that guy off !!
Cuchulainn1875 3 years ago
I wish I had when I was in school a McGuirk of my own that would had dispensed such timeless wholesome wisdom to me. ;(
Apocstle 3 years ago
Haha i know, this childhood seems so amazing.
Dexihand 2 years ago
...next thing u know u in the circus touring making good money, u know my life...hahahahahaa
Vladsimir 3 years ago
"This girls' a sure thing. You know what that means, Brendon?"
"I have a pretty good idea."
FilosSoapEyed 3 years ago
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CrazyPajamaAntics 3 years ago
YOU KNOW MY LIFE!!!!
LPWNCAKES 3 years ago
I miss this show so much.
pauldatsme 3 years ago
"you know my life..." LOL
wasabe13 3 years ago
"did someone put their butt on your neck?"
IAmaKiwiEatMe 3 years ago
brendon and the coach r so funny 2gether
coolchris1001 3 years ago 2
is Melissa African American r Latin r something?
David82comic 3 years ago
she is black
smile678 3 years ago
does it fucking mstter
ryanfrankum26 3 years ago
maybe he was just wondering, u dumbshit
JakesJams 3 years ago
she is melizza
ryanfrankum26 3 years ago
hey, can anyone explain to me how in the early episodes, the home videos brendon and his friend made lookes like home videos, and how now they look like they're as funded as a stephen speilberg movie?
iDislikeNames 3 years ago 2
In the early episodes they used squiggle vision and in the later seasons flash animation. I think they applied the same technological upgrades to the story line.
rhaphiikii2 3 years ago
@rhaphiikii2 also if you recall, some old guy gave them a $25,000 check (or something like that) in the 'wizirds baker' episode.
I always wondered the same thing and I'm not certain that I'm right but I just settled on that conclusion. lol
diget 1 year ago
@iDislikeNames Or, you could use your imagination and consider that since Brendan has been making movies since he was five and has made 100's of them, he has gotten very good at it by now.
AStrangeTestSubject 1 year ago
ACTASAP!!!
nottoodistantfuture 3 years ago 4
5:40 i love the slpit-screen scene
nottoodistantfuture 3 years ago
"...mmmm, kind of...."
nottoodistantfuture 3 years ago
creepy crud...
boysinblack 3 years ago
...I stand on land.
CoAdY195 3 years ago 5
I wish my coach was more like McGuirk.....
BigJuicyx3 3 years ago 6
im a land stander..........GONG
myjonpod 3 years ago 2
Seeing rashes even in cartoons, it makes me itch a lot.
Shipgate 3 years ago
AAATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Zorbyworby 3 years ago 2
that would be WASHAGAFAMA!
hahaha
xxTropicxDreamrxx 3 years ago 4
LOL... the creepy crud...
machinegunangel 3 years ago
"...you know my life.."
klogg13 3 years ago
Does anybody else find it a tad eerie that Stephanie is attracted to McGuirk. I mean it's McGuirk!
HappyGestapo 3 years ago 8
shes not the sanest character you should check out the episode where Brendons step mom has the baby shes totally screwy in that ep :)
agenstuall85 3 years ago
She's probably an FA.
sonicjoydivisonswans 3 years ago
lmfao ufuck head
ryanfrankum26 3 years ago
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HappyGestapo 3 years ago 4
ok this show rocks and this my favorite episode
UsukButIRok 3 years ago 3
mine to this is the one episode that made me love this show
Mosenwrath5 3 years ago
Let me tell you something about rashes, you get a rash on your body and it hurts so bad that you go blind!
fogadz 3 years ago 8
that has happend to me!
xxgothxxxx 3 years ago
we can ride my dragon hes my friend and i own him.
thats a good deal.
yeah its is. lol
ruckusninja1 3 years ago 3
did a baby put it's butt on your neck? ROFL
Mexxico57 3 years ago 7
...are you sure it didn't do it while you were sleeping?
stnickP 3 years ago 6
lol
Mexxico57 3 years ago 2
Jason on the gong is amazing.
Thunderhorse761 3 years ago 5
that lindenson dude is a real dickhole
dipcope420 3 years ago 3
ditto
Mexxico57 3 years ago 2
Lololol..."blessed with bigness"...
NothnUdExpct 3 years ago
hey, have you beenrolling around naked in poison ivy?
probably. why?
cause theres an alarming red blotch on your back.
oh that. i call that "the crab."
yeah, well lets go to the doctor now.
anbukakashi114 3 years ago 5
no, see i call it 'the crab' cause it looks like a crab.
oh, well thats great. i guess i wont worry about it then.
JakesJams 3 years ago
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what the fuck i never said this
some fag hacked my account
anbukakashi114 3 years ago
Landstander is actually an excellent movie. I can imagine that being a real action/adventure parody...or like, a Mel Brooks film.
FilosSoapEyed 3 years ago
even the subtlest details of this show are amazing. i.e. the manner in which paula (janine) says "hi" to mcgurk when she's in the car, with the accompanying hand movement, then the way she looks away when mcgurk starts talking to stephanie. awesome
"he's harmless."
khalithistle 3 years ago
Haha, Stephanie's eyes just go down and then back up. So funny.
OriginalBasaliskos 3 years ago
some how Mellisa got skinner when they were filming, then wider when they stoped. LOL dragon seen
wasabe13 3 years ago 2
Lawl...Stephanie
Amyntheri 3 years ago
"don't you know how to knock?"
"it's a curtain...take a picture, it'll last longer"
*takes picture*
"thanks"
kasinO71812 3 years ago 2
My beloved friend and slave.
Hmm... sounds like a complicated relationship...
Not for me!
rotfl melissa is such a dominatrix in training
Scudmongrel 3 years ago 15
"i should probably say hi to your mom and tell her how bad you played".
Oh Mcgirk you've done it again
buffalo5edwards 3 years ago 4
John and Arnold, two of the most hilarious characters in Home Movies in my opinion. Too bad Mr. Lindenson didn't appear anymore after this.
ReevaInari 3 years ago 4
Or...whenever she has a minute...which would be.... WASHAKAFAMA!
Goosajanadonka 3 years ago 11
i should say hi to your mom, tell her how bad you played.
dietspritezero 3 years ago 9
"This sucks I look like a magican." That is the best line ever.
lucy2246 3 years ago 15
the splendid enternal unitement of the fairy princess and the m'lady of flowers.
evfich 4 years ago 2
That's weird, that's where I'm going. You can come with me on my dragon.
WrongHeaded07 3 years ago 2
The funniest part of Home movies is the part when Mcgirk talks about rashers. "Touring making good money, you know my life."
pythag123 4 years ago 7
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Deez nutz YTV. Oh wow the crab.
pythag123 4 years ago
whAt?
evfich 4 years ago 5
I'm a landstander. I go to land, and I stand on them. That's what I do with my life, I stand on lands.
buttscrew12 4 years ago 5
Hehe beloved friend and slave...with benefits!?
venturieffect 4 years ago
"I'm not as magical as I am a Land Stander"
awanshura 4 years ago 10
nice new vids mn
alanace64 4 years ago