How To Escape a Kidnapper As an Adult

[metalflames4]

what if they have a gun?

[lovelycreamful]

all you'll need is a handgun in your purse and a willingness to use it !!

[zVenFTW]

SO funny how they warn you that you can get killed if you fight back, and the step 2 is: "fight back" hahahaha

[Bsaiq]

Kipnapper Grabs the Victim

Victim: are you kidnapping me?

Kidnapper: Yes

Victim: Wait a moment I need to see a video on howcast. LOL

[Iloverrb]

omg when the message at the end came out..i was like.holy crap..that dude that's my cousin's sister's best friend's mother's aunt's uncle is gonna end up jumping me! 030 dang...

[hellhunter359]

thats why i carry a switch blade

[sniper0diper]

Sew your ass shut just in case he's a rapist, my mom did it to me when I was 5 so I wouldn't turn out gay, and so I wouldn't get raped.

[chops066]

I was expecting to find some ninja techniques

[Roro82]

Step 1: Pretend to be his friend.

Step 2: Seduce him like a pro.

Step 3: Get him naked.

Step 4: Squash his balls.

Step 5: Run like a motha f*cka

[Iloverrb]

@Roro82 wait..would it be called kidnapping if you "enjoyed it"...V.V they should feel soo guilty..unless they DID enjoy it...>.>

[fujiwaranosai25]

this is actually the most useful video

[lillyomann]

first u should not fight then u hould thats how cast for u

[burningsponge]

buy gun

shoot him

did you know? anti gun lobbyists are pussies and most likely to be kidnapped?

[flippincardz]

k srsly this video makes me feel scared :S

[TheCrisandairtwins]

Do i Have To Be An Adult,Cuz.....I Don't Think Much People;Adults Watch Theese Videos..Jus Saying.

[CreamRocks1]

but i'm a kid

[Deroni76]

@CreamRocks1 too bad...

[xForeverMe1997x]

Oh my gosh. Just what I needed. Don't you hate it when that happens!?? Soo glad they finally made a walkthrough for this. Lmao.

[MrSwartzj]

fighting back could lead to injuries.wasnt that the point of fighting back?

[328805]

Tip: Use your huge stretched out rape-anus to your advantage and clog the toilet with a Hiroshima dump.

[Roro82]

@328805 hahahaha or better yet, use your huge stretched out rape-anus to swallow your assailant's head and suffocate him.

[pweedman11]

discernment: The first is by a charism or spiritual gift divinely granted to certain individuals for the discerning of spirits by intuition (1 Corinthians 12:10).

[pweedman11]

thats why i carry a gun

[dogsaremykids]

this is why I carry a gun

[NintendoCaprisunish]

You will need:

A Gun

Step 1) Take out your gun

Step 2) Shoot his balls

[boredomtv100]

@NintendoCaprisunish Or... Her balls? lol. just.... lol.

[etong2002001]

What if the assailant carries a stun gun or chloroform? Then you're really screwed!

[Roro82]

@etong2002001 Pretend you like it when he fondles you then bite his dick off.

[EinLienZ]

BroTip: Ugly women have extremely high chance of NOT getting kidnapped!

[vampyprincess1]

@EinLienZ Untrue. If a killer is only interested in slowly carving someone up, ripping them open and fucking their oozing innards they don't care what their faces look like. Only if their skin will make a nice enough coat.

[Roro82]

@vampyprincess1 @EinLienZ And their hair if the killer needs a nice toupee.

[BooneMorganT]

so kidnappers adultnap too???

[thecoolhenrito4]

step 1: get a chain saw

step 2: if they trie to kidnappe you kill him with a chainsaw

did you know we have police

[lifesaprize]

lol why are all the victims women x3

[videlreyes]

step 7 is a good one. 

[NFLnintendoforlife]

so if your a kid your scrwed...

[MrFrphoenix]

step 1

learn carate (done)

be super agresive (done)

always carry a knife near ur hand whein you are bind up(done)

dhats all

[hero1ooo]

What about shooting the kidnapper ? Weapons for everyone !!!^^

[r3tr0G4m3r666]

you will need: BALLS

[Eminemlover091]

Kidnappers kidnapping adults?  Weird...

[tomzaarur1]

HOW CAN I GET AN ADULTNESS? NO SEARCHES AT EBAY

[JuStAnAsIaNboY]

What if the kidnapper used chloroform, then tied you up and duck tape your mouth. Later brought you to an abandoned house with "no" electricity or phone. *still being tied up*

This is what most kidnapper do.

[amandarocks789]

did she say BITE him uhhh that's how you get aids and that's also how you break ur fuckin tooth wehen he pushes ur mouth away

[g35crazy]

most newer cars wont do shit if you put it in reverse while driving 

[mattmartino1]

my guide step 1 call him a stooge step call your choco cousins step three kick his ass

[Nationofhonor]

Or just pull out your concealed carry weapon and blow out his brains, that would definitely reduce your injuries, and a person with no head can't really kidnap you!... Or turn into a zombie!

[44Prins44]

Yelling fire will cause everyone to LEAVE YOU, and then u'll be alone with the kidnapper.

[g4m3r4w4175]

stupid warining dont fight back : step 2 fight back wtf!



[burdner84]

This information will come in very handy for my next kidnap operation. thanks for posting.:)

[elijahcrazy]

@burdner84 lol

[adseg2cf]

I read the title as 'How To Kidnap An Adult'. I AM DISSAPOINT :(

[MrZiggy558]

I find the best way to do it is if he sneaks up behind you ELBOW HIM IN THE CHEST.Anyway im a kid i dont know why i came here

[MonoLuis04]

why would they kidnap an adult they are called KIDnappers

[cupcakeYT]

i wish that a handsome guy kidnaps and rapes me :) i would actually resist, but just to enjoy the moment :)

[SylviaRose93]

@cupcakeYT it isn't rape if you want it

[cupcakeYT]

@SylviaRose93 so yeah i'll never be raped :/

[snowman358]

step 1: carry pepper spray!

[TheS2pidmuffin]

fighting back may leed to injury

1.step one blah blah blah

2.step 2 fight back how ever you can ?

o_O

[TheS2pidmuffin]

but as a kid youre pretty much fucked

[OkamiDrop]

i thought this said how to kidnap an adult

oh well

[thesharkster1]

at first i thought it would say you will need, courage, Aggression, ingenuity, keen observation, and a gun

[MsSasukefangirl]

Step one: Learn Karate

Step two: Beat the day lights out of the Kidnapper

Step three: ???

Step Four:???

[SuperHappyface13]

What If Your the Lion from the wizard of oz???

no courage

[MINIBw]

@SuperHappyface13

lawlz

then your getting raped

[thesharkster1]

@SuperHappyface13 That my friend is a great question

[omgcandies12]

oh yeah, cuz EVERYONE just loves to take a stroll in the woods at 12:00 at night.

[itzkidfresh]

@omgcandies12 people can get kidnapped anywhere, anytime.

[omgcandies12]

@itzkidfresh i know. it was a joke. jeez.

[ch2113]

thumbs up

[josephew1]

the best thing to do if ur hands are tied in the back seat is detach the headrest and speir your assailant in the back of the neck with the spikes

[Lightning2659]

2:32 trivia is SO TRUE!!! especially in the philippines

[weyandt123]

DAMN PEOPLE, YOU SCARY

[WubbaBubba]

Don't yell "fire", just scream "I'M NAKED!". That should probably work.

[thehellnoproject]

why am i watching this? am not an adult.

[Superpacalex]

Creepy...

[RetardGamingHD]

the bgm is awesome :D

[nelsonr12]

Why would you dial 911 and not tell them you've been kidnapped?

[EXTREMEKIWI115]

@nelsonr12 the cops can trace the call and find you

[nelsonr12]

@EXTREMEKIWI115 I know, but wouldn't be better if you told them?

[EXTREMEKIWI115]

@nelsonr12 what do you mean tell howcast?

[Snapshot290]

Being a liscensed firearm carry also helps.

[TheIceSamurai]

step 1. pull out your gun

(how do u get kidnapped as an adult?)

[deathbycorndogs]

if someone yells fire i wouldnt go check i would be outta there!

[oshitashiboy]

Warning: Fighting back could lead to injury.

Step 2: Fight back however you can.

[13579864264]

@oshitashiboy Talk about an oximoron.

[madmika2000]

if ur like me u 1 have 2 hiddenblades in ursleeves 2 u have a throwing knife in ur back pocket 

[HALO3SHIZAL]

How is it call Kidnapping if you are an adult shouldn't it be adultnapping

[MuzzaHQ]

Poke their eyes Then bite then and stick your fingers up their nose then kick then in the face

[VJVswan]

0:22 - Fighting back is risky

0:42 - Fight back however you can

[Danyelle2345]

im sorta scared now.....

[iloveinvaderzim247]

Crash the car?!?!? Yeah. Thats SMART. D:<

[EntekiaX]

@iloveinvaderzim247 ikr LOL

[Narshlaubs]

Warning: Fighting back against an assailant and is risky and could lead to injury.

Step two:Fight back however you can.

[3109bettyrocks]

@Narshlaubs I thought that was so stupid

[bethissoawsomelike]

@Narshlaubs exactly what i thought!!!

[55robloxmaster]

@Narshlaubs LOL YOUR RIGHT XD

[michael79331]

or just suck a dick your choice 

[TheMikaellol]

Step 1: be adult

Did you know, kidnappers only kidnapp kids?

[InSpirationRSN]

Step 1: wait, who abducts adults??

[wndud0114]

Step1: grab their balls

Step2: Rip them out

Step3: Say "Oops! My bad! Didn't mean to!"

Step4: Walk away

[amateuranimeartist]

You wont need any of that stuff. You will need to know how to fight son.

Fight, at least you will go down with some dignity.

[zhenas]

step 1:kick him i the balls

step 2:run away.

[shelby0508]

WAIT...didn`t it say NOT to fight against the person? then why the hell would they suddenly say to attack them? it doesn`t make sense!

[shoottj]

if its a guy hit him in the balls

[AddictedxToxLIFE]

I need courage and keen observation, eh? Well fck i;m screwed

[TheBowservsMario]

yell rape not fire

[CutieGirl613]

ya like a kid napper would just have u in the front seat without being tied up or anything, expecting u 2 calmly sit there. ?

[EXTREMEKIWI115]

@CutieGirl613 thats how it would be in a car jacking

[1nsultTo1njury]

Step 6: Clog a toilet.

WTF??? O.o

[TheMikaellol]

1: Be an adult..( a KIDnapper would never go for adults)

[TheCommenter01]

@TheMikaellol Exactly.

[waseem1173]

For Americans,, practice your 2nd Amendment rights RESPONSIBLY.

[Blackveilbrides4evar]

im 12 and im watching this..

[yugiohmaster100ify]

@Blackveilbrides4evar

little piece of sh...

[remsensor]

How to escape a kidnapper.

step 1: get a gun

step 2: shot them in the head.

[lalafan2020]

what i do is blow my whistle.....yes i keep a whistle in my pocket.you should try it

[Gamerofmillions]

optional: a spare chuck noris

[bushyboi2k9]

my steps.

step 1 - don't struggle..

step 2 - softly suggest that they tickle you're inner thigh.

step 3 - laugh loudly as they shit there pants.

step 4 - optionally masturbate furiously as they attempt to kidnap you.

and there you go!

[SuperToasterCat]

What's funny is how they say not to fight back, but in one of the steps it tells you to fight them...

[XManiiAkX]

why don't they just call it adultnapper?

[Fireflame9427]

step 1: kick him in the balls

[SuperJacker123]

Step 1:shit your pants and the smell will scare them off!

[SPLmadman]

okay so now i know what to expect when i abduct someone



[19PEK96]

yea realy smart,throw jewelry and hobo takes it

[PivotDude112]

How to escape as a kid:

Step 1:Ask a parent if you can have a butcher knife

Step 2:When they say yes,walk around with it in your pocket face up

Step 3:stab the abducters

[narutoshowfan101]

ok at 0:20 they say DONT fight back but at 0:43 they say you should?

[Tinkerkitty09]

@narutoshowfan101 I was just thinking the same thing lol

[narutoshowfan101]

LOL windmill motion with you arm can not only break their grip but thr arm LOL

[assassin4075]

WHAT IF THERE HOLDING A GUN AND YOU YELL FIRE

[PSJordan20]

hmmmmm usefull but no in my town they are more than one firstly secondly we havent heard news of them for long thirdly i am not going somewhere they can get me lol

[bamazudi]

They say at beginning of video, "Warning, fighting back against an assailant is risky and could lead to injury." Then at 00:42 they tell you to "fight back however you can." lol howcast.

[XXROCKOUTXXX]

Kick him in the BALLS!

[jakeneedsthings]

If it's not a gay guy, tell him your gay.

[backupstand44]

You kidnapped support you bind them to the car



[smammybman]

IF YOU EXPECT YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE KIDNAPPED:1. complain loudly about how it sucks to have herpies

[crazydanel13]

What if a kidnapper watch this

[TechGuy781]

I had a dream about this last night. I never knew how awesome it is to crash your kidnappers car

[leksuli]

wtf, first they tell you not to fight the assailant, but then they told you to do that.

what the hell, howcast?

[TheZizamie]

what about kids?

[Rivannous]

abduct the abductor.

[earlizthebestgta]

step 1: punch the kidnapper's at the head

step 2: get ready for hardfucking kidnapper

[FTWMFXD]

step 1: steal a weapon (gun is possible) by walking out like u own the place

step 2: COME AT MEH BROO!!!!!!!

[candybell357]

Um, yelling "FIRE!" doesn't make people come to you and help you.

It makes them run away screaming.

[lolcrazegal]

y dont u kick him in the nuts

[skimcy1]

Be Friends with Chuck Norris . Done

[BlueEyedDerbyGirl98]

If u go for the eyes that always helps people will always try to protect their eyes and even if they DONT hello Yu just got Their eyes!!!

[MrSurmf]

Just shit your pants when they grab you

[Mokurentate]

@MrSurmf

Actually, that might just turn them on. :(

[volubleasteroid]

@MrSurmf lol

[waseem1173]

@MrSurmf hahahahaah that literally made me lol

[SteezySkater72]

@MrSurmf The smell of my shit would only give me a boner.

[FreezeAtomic]

I have a better idea!Carry around a

BLACK AND HARD REALISTIC BUT NOT REAL GUN!

[bubblegumlover345]

why the heck whould they tell u not to fight back then to fight back how cast u gone insane this video

[WhatsGoingOnTodayTV]

claw them!

[xxtuddlexx]

1 snap the wrist 2 pull out the gun

[legoclockfreak710]

step 1: get a waepons licence

step 2: get an M60

step 3: walk around with your big-ass machine gun and shoot the crap outta anyone who tries to abduct you!!!

[bamazudi]

@legoclockfreak710 Someone has been playing a little too much call of duty.

[legoclockfreak710]

@bamazudi zombies... but technically yes!

[pijef]

@legoclockfreak710

step 1. Learn how to spell "weapons."

step 2. Realize that the m60 is government issued and not available to the public.

step 3: If you even had a weapons license, you wouldn't be able to use your weapon in public.

[legoclockfreak710]

@pijef i knew about the m60 being goverment proterty and all... and the fact that you cant use guns in public... how ever i did not notice at the time that i had misspelled "weapon"... now STFU and enjoy the joke! stupid troll!!!

[Cheeseburgercoach911]

@pijef Step 1 learn about JOKE

[TheLEGORobloxian]

@legoclockfreak710 Just like in GTA! YAY!!!

[yulio3000]

@legoclockfreak710 step 1. go to pre-school

step 2. learn how to spell WEAPON.

[legoclockfreak710]

@yulio3000 yes i know how to spell weapon... i was just tired when i made that comment... you cant expect me to have perfect spelling at 4 in the morning!!!! stupid troll!

[yulio3000]

@legoclockfreak710 sorry i didnt mean to say it so rude, just wanted to point out you spelled something wrong, dont worry, i do it all the time too though

[legoclockfreak710]

@yulio3000 its fine i guess... im just sick of trolls!

[Rivannous]

if i'd get kidnapped, i'd pee in the car. that should make him/her to throw me out

[TaylorRebeccarose]

@Rivannous lol or you can fart nothing is worse than someone farting in a samll place (car, elavator...)

[facethemusic1344]

step one: say you have ghonorrea and your on your period also that you are epileptic so youll get pity or he wont wanna risk killing you by surprise

[KickUrAss4Free]

Step one: tell him your on your period, he'll leave you alone.

[ninjaninja246]

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU'RE ONLY THIRTEEN???

[1014Naoko]

KIDNAPPER : You can never escape me!

Victim: Wait im searching how cast to escape from you.

KIDNAPPER : Oh ok i'll tell you after you done

VICTIM:Thanks!

Note : you wasted some time of your life...

[theweatherchayz]

Man 12 years old: die

Woman 8 years old: noooooooooooooo

Man 12 years old: haha. Your dead meat!

[ashlynnchica]

get a jackhammer if you can! and jack hammer their dick or face thumbs up if you agree(: