Instructional Film for Women

[camcat26]

Scared little boys

[theseriousaccount]

Well, this isn't as much about women being stupid as it is about supporting the fiat system being stupid. She don't want to return to the gold standard? No wonder that they frown...

[father042]

I'm a man and I think thaese jokes are fucking stupid

[Hopeinhumanity]

LOL! People are still alive from when this treatment was acceptable lets cut dated views very few Muslims have to women rights just a little slack, it can be improved upon.

[Zeruckiven]

Odd. . .I see no women in the kitchen.

[Juggafreeze2]

@Zeruckiven Great, ain't it?

[Zeruckiven]

@Juggafreeze2 very disturbing, lol.

[hitohane]

Women. Know your Limits..... and get back in the kitchen! lol This is some funny stuff.

[Torquemadush]

those background laughs suck!

[debunker1905]

women know your fucking place

[3g1hphone3sucks]

lol gold standard a joke today as ti was then

[DrTran312]

I think it's better if a woman can think and make a good choices of her own, since your woman can be stole by another man if she is less intelligence. Don't you think so?

[idance28productions]

0:37 B#$% What did you just say!?!

[TheClayPeopleAreHere]

This be funnier without the laughter.

[merlin207]

How do you get music like that?!

[carefreestyle]

I know it's a joke, but in fact, the sad truth is that today, there are still people who really think this way! I mean, come on, you really think that in these days a woman considers herself as a man only because she isn't okay with those old ideas or simply because she wants more equality.

[NikThaStik22]

what is this from?

[lorofcb2]

@NikThaStik22 it's from a british 90's comedy show (Harry Enfield)

[xXxSnowXAblazexXx]

60 people can't take a joke, but 860 people can't evolve and learn that thing's aren't so black and white anymore.

[Dissimulatex]

Women aren't like they were back then.. they'll beat your ass then rip your heart out and shove it down your throat, when they aren't in the kitchen.

[nuzod]

women these days got a dick

[mrtundra45]

@nuzod Women these days want to have a balls sack.... and they want men to have a vagina.

crazy times.

[strateeg32]

You guys just afraid of our superior brains and are afraid that it is found out that men is to blame of all the bad things in the world and history therefore u keep us from getting smarter!

U wusses you cant handle the thought of us women in power because you know we will do it much better!

[GaolisVideoLog]

@strateeg32 Ah, seriously? It's the 21st century and you come up with this discriminating comment? Seriously? Emancipation doesn't mean dominating, it means taking part and responsibility. Generalizing men is on the same level as generalizing e.g. African Americans or generalizng women. It's simple & plain stupid.

[strateeg32]

@GaolisVideoLog

dude it is a joke

lighten up and get some brains ;)

[GaolisVideoLog]

@strateeg32 You know, I know tons of feminists who keep on using what you said as a serious argument. Using biased standards and faulty rationale. I lose my sense of humor when it comes to discrimination of any sort.

[strateeg32]

@GaolisVideoLog

Awwwhhhhhh me feel so sorry for u, let me play a song for u on the smallest violin ever

trolololololol

(btw who are you to say what is faulty and what isn't, justice changes shape depending from where you stand in both space and time hence what u call faulty maybe called rational in the not say distant future :P)

[GaolisVideoLog]

@strateeg32 Yeah, like the Apartheid system in South Africa. It was just, it was in the laws, right?

[strateeg32]

@GaolisVideoLog

Yeah weird that they got them out of there :o

[hOOdilol]

@strateeg32 Nice to know you have Internet access in your kitchen.

[ElocTheComrade]

stop yo bitchin and get back in da kitchen!!!

[BluePenMagic]

Someone needs to take our audience out of the middle ages... I say this to people who find this humoring. Stop wasting your time watching porn and for the sake of my species, investigate science, work at a factory, go to a farm or help build roads. That is all.

[Belzedar]

So, uploaded four years ago and now has 400 comments. And nobody has said 'Calm down, dear, it's just a satirical sketch from Paul Whitehouse and Harry Enfield'?

[Belzedar]

So, uploaded four years ago and now has 400 comments. And nobody has said 'Calm down, dear, it's just a satirical sketch from Paul Whitehouse and Harry Enfield'?

[dalekdude180]

lol i know a woman just like that- not the beginning, but the end one xD!!!

[Static172]

Yes she embarrassed us all, cause staying off the gold standard is like telling the government they can make and print money out of thin air.

[genericmember1234]

Just put "mock" in the title of the movie you idiot

[FraggingBard]

@genericmember1234

If you don't get that it's a satirical film, then you really, really, really, need to get blind drunk and chill the fk out.

[Raydeus]

@genericmember1234 Why kill the fun? If people can't understand it's meant to be a joke then they are probably deranged and ugly anyway.

[cadman2300]

LOL!  This has parody written all over it.

[sucramnormark]

Anybody who seriously thinks women are stupid is to stupid himself to understand them.

Cheers!

[savana906]

Is this a mad scientist film?.....mmmmen are so jealous of our superiority.

[awesomeguy411]

@savana906 your superiority because ever since women had the right to vote men started cooking too now we are dominient in everything

[pariskoalakat]

As a girl......I think sexist jokes are hilarious :p chivalry is dead because feminism killed it. Nuff said

[NVaizard]

lol it's wrong and misogynist kind of humor, but woman jokes are preety damn funny. :P

Ps: I know this video is supposed to be ironical, but it's still funny on it own.

[mrtundra45]

Make me a sandwich bitches........hahahahahaha ;)

[TheCowmanOfAwesome]

This has got to be fake.

[YamatoOver9000]

@TheCowmanOfAwesome It's a MOCK film.

[Timmoux]

@TheCowmanOfAwesome No, its real. Informational videos always have laughter in the background. You nong...

[Demonsith12345]

Misogyny is truly a horrible thing.

[TheRottenSandwhich]

Seriously, why are all of you sexist bastards so discriminating against women? The media act like women are just puppets controlled by men. We may be different, but we all are the same (confusing contradiction, I know). You know why the world is shit? Because of the arrogant and immature excuses of men believe they can control everything. Women, the only reason they ask you that is because they are not smart enough to comprehend how you make it.

[randomstunts95]

@TheRottenSandwhich make me 777 sandwiches bich!!

[xGreydaysx]

@dra6osh You just got pwned by a woman. She articulated a valid argument and you respond by rubbing two braincells together and coming up with "shut the fuck up". Seems like a waste of your braincells since you were only born with about ten. I'd save them if I were you, but you'll probably use them all up just trying to comprehend what others say.

[Rate794]

@TheRottenSandwhich omg some one left their wife outta of the kitchen!

[piratemac3]

People, this video is representing what women were mostly thought of in the 1950's so calm the f*** down

[TeeBeeBad53]

Indeed, where is my sandwich?

[wiki223]

i think its from ifc show the whitest kids you know

[botXeon]

juring that time the U.S. just made up bad theorys without any real thought

[TheEmoSkeleton]

im a woman and im laughing my a## off :B and any woman who isn't laughing at this needs to get off the rag

[skllpirates12457]

It's funny because if you men were women you would be offended and not laugh your asses off.

[totopatter]

BAAAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

[sneezy610]

so funny xD "they all went to university" xD

[luvemibear]

You guys can suck a dick. I bet that's what you all are good at anyways considering that you all have no life and are always commenting on stupid shit like this.

[lesleyhenriquez]

@luvemibear You have nothing to complain about. You have a laptop in your kitchen, your man takes good care of you.

[dra6osh]

@luvemibear You stupid bitch i piss on you.

[luvemibear]

@stfuplzzzz You can suck your own dick ass hole. Fuck you. You're so immature. This is part of the reason why our government is shit because it's assholes like you, who think they can do or say whatever they want. I hope you rot in hell!!!

[harddrive5]

@luvemibear 1st Amendment

[YOUREWRONGFUL]

@luvemibear lol they can say and do whatever they want. I think it's a little thing called free will.

[stfuplzzzz]

LOL now you guys know why our economy is fucked and the world is ending??? ITS BECAUSE WE LET WOMEN GET TOO CLOSE AND HAVE TOO MUCH POWER!!!

[luvemibear]

This is stupid. Women are clearly better than men at anything they put their mind to.

[stfuplzzzz]

@luvemibear Yea put your mind on sucking my dick

(in the kitchen.)

[mymarkis666]

@luvemibear I agree. Well, until they start setting their sights outside of the kitchen anyway.

[metamaggot]

@luvemibear except you don't understand humour...

[4ingP]

@luvemibear The only stupid thing here is you. Do you understand what the word "Mock" means in "Mock 'Improvement Film'"? If not, shouldn't the canned laughter be a hint?

[dra6osh]

@luvemibear Stop exaggerating and go fuck yourself.

[TeneaRhiannon]

SO THAT'S WHY I HAVE A BEARD!

[TheKapitan98]

Is this british?

[BigBagsForRent]

@TheKapitan98 No, it's chinese.

[HewieOfHG]

This is so wrong woman are just as campable to do things just as men are

[KrfNYC2]

@HewieOfHG You obviously didn't watch the video. All the facts are right there. You can't deny it. It's science.

[HewieOfHG]

@KrfNYC2 your mental conditioning about woman is all wrong who ever tought you has compressed your brain cavity to think tiny about woman yes I admit blonds can be a bit strange but every woman i have ever came in to contact with has been very inteligant okay some are questionable but 90 % of them that I have meat are intelagant ..... Prehaps it is you who has the brain of your so called tiny minded woman

[KrfNYC2]

@HewieOfHG Okay, I'll just be real with you...I'm joking. This video is a joke. And I'm confident in saying that 99.99999999% of the comments saying that women have small brains or that women belong in the kitchen are jokes. None of them are said in a serious tone or provide an actal argument. I don't understand why some people, assuming that I'm right, can't see that. I mean...c'mon. You really think that we're serious? Anyway, those are just my thoughts.

[briangunn21]

@KrfNYC2 how do you know what other people's intentions are?

[KrfNYC2]

@briangunn21 I don't. I said, "I'm confident in saying..."

[pigsrus5]

@HewieOfHG taught* intelligent* meet* intelligent* perhaps*; perhaps you are the one with a tiny brain...

[TheFinlandnator]

1:35 They look like the people working in the cantine of my old school. The one there on the left looks exactly like one of the dudes. :S

[UnholyBananaFart]

Did anyone else think the beginning said "Look and Listen and take head" ?

[SuicideDoII]

Yes Sir!

[Valentineromano]

"Oh, but I do love kittens!"

[GretchenLikesToEat]

when you've done research into the place of women during the 50s and 60s, this is even funnier!

[rainbowonfire]

This is so amazing ridiculous lol



[psynema]

What's funny and scary is that you had to disclose this was a skit - I'm not sure I would have figured that out knowing actual 50s films

[kebabica]

39 women arent in the kitchen!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!!

[livewiresixx220]

@kebabica ya im out

[berot3]

harharhar

[Vontrolle]

Why are people laughing in the background?

[MrEurocat]

@Vontrolle its a comedy show, or part of one

[Vontrolle]

@MrEurocat Yeah I know that, it was a joke.

[ChuiNinji]

Q: How do you turn your dish washer into a snow plow?

A: Give her a shovel.

[halisan1]

What do you call a women with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant

[toebirdie1]

39 people are feminists.

[LittleMissEMOtional]

wow talk about sexist XD

[ArizonaSean]

Well, the woman was wrong.

[Ariakas7708]

ok if your a woman and this upsets you your kind of making a valid point out of what was meant to be satire lol.

Now go make me a sandwich!

[Giftzwergli93]

hahaha what a fun!

and for the ones who didn't get it: they're not making fun of women, they're making fun of men who think like this! and that's even more funny because there ARE still such retards!

cheers

[RyanLies]

The Good old Times... bring them back !

[AlbieGfromMyspace]

women equal to men... HA!

[maplesyrupgl]

Effy/Tony's dad anyone?

[Eddy1097]

38 women suffer from bearding

[Maphysto]

This is half funny and half sad. If you took out the laughter this could pretty easily pass as 50's era propaganda.

[AssassinsCreedGod]

why did the woman cross the road? wait never mind that what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?

[Iwilltaketheblame]

@AssassinsCreedGod she was tired of feeding your fatass so she got the hell away from da kitchen! XD just kidding brother, make love not war :D

[ginad17]

@AssassinsCreedGod not funny and I hope you don't have daughters or important women in your life

[KrfNYC2]

@ginad17 Well if they're not in the kicthen they might as well not be in my life.

[ginad17]

@KrfNYC2 aent u that same guy from that other video?

[KrfNYC2]

@ginad17 I suppose. Hey...what's the difference between an apple and a dog?

[ginad17]

@KrfNYC2 lol. something about women?

[KrfNYC2]

@ginad17 I don't know...but stay in the kitchen.

[gurkis35]

@AssassinsCreedGod Sexism at its best. lol

[GreeKPryNZeS]

lolllllll boooooooooo

[OldManMiki]

OMG - soooo funny.  Love it! :-D

[hnrksl]

anyone who takes this seriously or personally, is a retard. And regardless of the gender, those two down in the comments below, who are arguing about something I don't really care enough about to fully read,....need to get the fuck back in the kitchen.

[JMercWR2323]

yeah and you know what we used to do with those guns..shoot gooks like you and stack you 5 feet high and use you for sandbags..those were the good days

[rockntroopen]

omg that was pretty cruel but i still lmfao

[Metal0Lover0of0Doom]

One day my secretary wanted me to show a video on my computer.We were close to the end of the day so i watched . He laughed so hard after that vid an i did too,but then i told him to go back to his work.

[nadenitza]

WOMEN, KNOW YOUR LIMITS! hahahah

[Biosh0ck3r]

U guys are talking bout women as president down in the USA are prime minister IS A WOMAN and if I spelled it wrong I'm bad at spelling and yeah I'm a guy but I say occasionally as a joke and I tell my friend bout this shit and she laughs so yeah just like the women say I'm satin it to if to gunna b sexist go f*** yourself I'm not sexist just Abit racist...to other countries -:( GTFO......what just saying

[AdmiralBetas]

To be honest with you, those women who went to university seemed a whole lot more attractive than the simple ones at the table :P

[Max1337Samuelsson]

My buddy asked our teacher why she weren't in the kitchen, he got suspended...

[EdikShepherd]

This... this actually has some truth to it xD

[D1D1P]

shit son

[Silkie341]

If only people had listened to these fine films we'd still have an empire and a decent national football team.  Instead we get bossed about by Belgians and a bunch of over paid failed hair dresser level bunch of mincers mucking up in the world cup. Anyway never mind that dinner party stuff - GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH WOMAN!

[Deus35]

This is ironic, because a man can't take lots of info before forgetting it.

[skllpirates12457]

This is why i wish i was a man

[DeadButBreathing]

I'm female and I thought this video was hilarious, but then the comments killed it. People are trying to be funny with the same old jokes and they really aren't.

[allwittynamestaken]

I have a question for the british viewers, not to be taken as an insult, why does almost all british media seem to hold women in a different light then men? not to this extreme of course, but more of a "a woman shouldn't have to fight off the Nazi's" mentality.

[KuriballFTW6]

@allwittynamestaken Women are a good deal less err..."independent" in quite a few European Nations. This is to say that while yes, they do have rights, they are at exact equality, and yet there's the realization that they're physically too soft and weak for war in comparison with men. A male soldier physically is stronger than a woman. (No offense to women.) Women also make much less of a big deal about sexism in England and the rest of Europe, and are much more respectful and whatnot.

[KuriballFTW6]

@allwittynamestaken This is response part 2. Read part 1 before this. Women in Europe are closer to what you'd call pushovers in the US, though in all fairness they are simply more respectable. Europe, particularly England, don't have as many of those women that can abuse rights the way many do in the US, because many European nations lack some of those rights to begin with. Essentially, the whole "pregnancy as an excuse" doesn't work as much, nor does the "marriage then divorce for cash" thing.

[KuriballFTW6]

@allwittynamestaken Reply part 3. See parts 1 & 2 before this. In the US, women and men are displayed in relatively the same light. There are women's sports, all women careers, etc. Women even have superior power, such as having to receive alimony checks from men after divorce. Europe is very socialist, and has a lot less "Women independence" than the US. It also has less independence in General. This is good, since Europe has in fact turned out much more respectable. Especially some women.

[KuriballFTW6]

@allwittynamestaken Reply part 4. See 1-2-3 before this. And, lastly, the US made a MUCH bigger deal about women's rights than England did. So in the US, women are all "WE'RE FUCKING EQUAL. DEAL WITH IT!" (No offense.) In England women are similarly, "We're equal. Okay. Life goes on." They're still viewed with the 1940s and before ideas of being slightly weaker. Did that answer your question?

[allwittynamestaken]

@KuriballFTW6 yes it does. thanks

[MrMartinBurney]

hOW IT SHOULD BE

[panxagamba]

O_O oh my god...

[JahiriAtto]

lol those faces.

[snowbal1776]

funny as hell

[single4themoment]

this is sooooo true for black women. Those black jigabboos are destroying the black race!!!!

[toadfan64]

Gotta put em' back in the kitchen makin us men sammiches

[johndebbra]

@toadfan64 bad idea i have life insurance rather eat spam from the can LOL

[RichyRichyRichy123]

She's on my parents are aliens.

[Jahumzz]

@MedicoreProductions if i could thumb this up 1000 times I would.

[TeamPhantombeast97]

This is why bitches aren't taught! Their only place is in the kitchen!

[merzbau1]

0:41 BEFORE 1 :58 AFTER A GOOD FUCK LOL THE AMERICAN STYLE IN 50S

[blackyblackblack505]

This was just too funny

[12khfan44]

They need to be in the kitchen

[Violinanote]

@MedicoreProductions so low from your side....

[Sw155]

@Violinanote get off the internet and go make your man a sandwich, woman

[Retardiumgolem]

@Sw155

get off the comp and go to the army man!

[BORATITSNIIICE]

@Retardiumgolem that aint funny

[Retardiumgolem]

@BORATITSNIIICE

Borat's tits are indeed nice.

[zoofariatl]

This is British sarcasm humor. Fake.

[scooterok1]

@zoofariatl what? of course its fake. Its a sketch from a comedy show?

[ZKY2]

@zoofariatl No shit? Was it the laughing that gave it away?

[4SCARECROWS]

Dat funny hehheh.

[gooddarkjedi]

reversd sexism. it works so well.

[Mayokitty7]

I like little kittens too .___.

[mcyaglowski]

y did the women cross the road? better question y isnt she in the kitchen makin me a sammich? XD

[happiehtoast]

even as a girl, I had to laugh about it..

oh what am I saying, I should get back to the kitchen.

[TR0L0L0LO]

@happiehtoast

You're my type of woman. 

[spitfire262]

@happiehtoast Marry me you dear sweet fragile little thing :D

[HalfJawArbiter166]

@happiehtoast I don't think so!

[jogabonitafutbol]

@happiehtoast you madam are a winner at life