Jackass - (Satan vs. God) Chris Pontius beaten up

[kubush]

Oh man! He showed some restraint! I would have went off on that mother fucker.

[timekeeper20ARC]

he wasnt aloud to hit them back

[yeehaa2k8]

aha too funny when he gets punched he just says, 'thats not christian', what a nutjob he is

[furby714]

At least he had the balls to walkwith the evil outfit you stupid scum.

[0pteryx]

LOL Christians.

[MrYomeiny]

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[Doominatorx6]

Lol @ 0:58

"God bless you!"

"God didn't bless me, he wrote a bunch of fibs about me!"

[vinny1224]

what a nice kind christian that man was. lol

[alfok]

hell YEAH!

[SteelDCFlag]

don't hate the player, hate the game! i lol'd hard at that.

[MrYomeiny]

dum devil got what he deserved

[matttylove]

@MrYomeiny shut the fuck up, jesus lover

[kubush]

@MrYomeiny You do know that it wasn't the ACTUAL devil right? LOL. Moron.

[marebelo94]

hey i knw who that guy is........ he is the guy who bacame the dumbass of the world nxt to clinton.

[killerskiely1]

i would hate to see the guy at the end on halloween

[TheAlienAndTheTree]

wow that dude that punched him, sensitive much! its a joke! a go black girlie!

[inkey2]

notice how its the ones that believe in god that throw the first punches

[WentMillerGal15]

I love Chris Pontius! Even in that Satan suit, he still looks hot!

[therealplease]

if i was there i would totally get your back chris.... and man did that black girl have an ass on her

[rainbowsFTW]

he could have punched him back, he would have been totally in the clear if the guy struck first, he should have decked him

[Phobos15]

typical christian shitheads.

[montanez619]

@Phobos15 not all christian are shit heads but this one is

[bajskorv844]

hahahahahah gotta love it<3

[MrExzyz]

I would have smashed that guys face

[wra7h]

@MrExzyz sure you would of... he couldnt hit him back because he would of been sued as they were filming.

[inkey2]

@wra7h the other dude threw the first punch....after that moment Pontius had every legal right to defend himself......if anything the guy who threw the first punch could easily be brought up on assault charges.......the agression is caught right on video as evidence

[Pavelkovinru]

@MrExzyz they not allowed to hit people.

[ogloc360]

chris should have torn that guy a new one

[DeuceNineD]

@ogloc360 Hell yeah he should've (no pun intended), Chris wasn't aware that this was a random dude attacking him, he thought it was scripted. He would've beaten his ass.

[furby714]

Where Can I get This COSTUME? had been looking for this awsome costume but Still can't find it.

[latinostvmundial]

@furby714 If i see you wearing it i'm going to kick your ass you faggot

[furby714]

@latinostvmundial You must have the devil right up your ass. Anyways what the FUCK are you doing here? You should be watching some Justin Beaber bullshit or the Jonas Brothers, get it "brother" jajajajajajajajajaja

[omani1992]

JesusSatan I hate Religiously fucked up people lool i think they made that up

[gramboliciousness]

I'd have to say Chris is of the more christian attitude.

[tudebear]

I am doing this same exact thing this weekend in the center of Geneva Ohio

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

that dude is lucky chris is a nice guy or he would have gotten the shit kicked out of him

[theuropean]

Black people always got to hit from behind LOL..

[SISOWOW]

is this on jackass the box set?

[furby714]

Was that guy possesed by the devil? Poor Chris

[TruenoandLevin86]

This message goes out to the crazy guy attacking Pontius: FUCK YOU! HE'S FAMOUS AND YOU'RE NOT!!!

[TheTotalRugby]

check the ass on that black chick

[PureMetalBrute]

pontious is puttin it down!

[Patrimedia]

Indeed, the attacker is not a Christian at all. This vid is hilarious. God has humor. God bless Chris and his funny ass *two thumbs up*

[TheMarxist622]

I wonder where this lunatic is now?

[imtonasty]

@TheMarxist622 why?

[TheMarxist622]

@TheMarxist622 you know you find yourself wondering what people are thinking due to certain acts and you find yourself wondering about the person's life and their origin and the reason behind their intolerable act.. That's just me I'm a thinker

[ermonski]

when the music played again when chris was starting to get beat up I lol'd so hard

[madis75]

What is bad is ppl taking Gods word as a joke!!! God bless them all and help them!!!

[aijaman]

HAHAHA I just watched this on tv. "Thats not christian"

[TravaUser]

who sed thet thet guy iss a christian and not just find's a escuse to fight ?>?!?!?

[TravaUser]

you meen^^ peopel are just attackers ^^



[HabeKeinMitleid]

HAHAHAHA... YEAH CHRIS! Hahahahaa. I want to do this so bad. I want to piss off radical Christians so bad.

[HxCPV4L]

@HabeKeinMitleid hell ya fuck the christians

[jerodirwin66]

really we should keep god outta our childrens heads! do they really need to fear something that isn't real?

[Sofiarocks776]

"don't hate the player, hate the game" lol

[SoiledDream]

why is everyone assuming that he is christian?

[ABTGFX]

@SoiledDream my thoughts exactly

[eddylon1983]

@SoiledDream unless he hates fancy dress for whatever reason i'd go with his a christian lol

[HabeKeinMitleid]

@SoiledDream It's in California, he's white, he acts like he doesn't have a brain... A textbook example of a Christian.

[SoiledDream]

@HabeKeinMitleid ur just ignorant

[Johnfrooshlover]

@SoiledDream Don't call him ignorant. HaveKeinMitleid was trying to find a reason why something happened by questioning what just happened....kinda like some group whom i can't put a name on....a very popular group too...

[Spammythetroll]

I'M NOT A BAD GUY

[barraki106]

chris owned him hahahahaha loooooooool fuck that dude man chris pontius focking rock's

[zerotoona]

What's the name of the song in the begining?

[m0xie]

@zerotoona Joan Osborne - one of us

[spanw100]

ni cristiano ni nada a ese de q agredio a chris si q se merecia una paliza por hp

[stratman123]

Black chicks got Satan's back! Ha!

[0hdayummm]

"im a very nice man sir" LOL

[RdioActiveRetard]

I love how the camera man dosent do anything when the fight breaks out.

[dudewhereami56]

chris pontius+ white christian = somebody going to heaven hahahahaha

[nopantsxdance]

hahahha I love that black girl that runs up and hits that Christian dude on the back a few times. non effective

[randalolc]

the attacker probably think that the he will be the hero of the day but it backfired what a douche

[dabzom]

y didnt chris fight back? He woulda kickthat guys ass!!!!

[crazyben108]

WHAT A ASS! Dude it was a joke for real! Ya Christian! lol Ima gonna do tht and i will kick the shit out of anyone who does tht to me...fuck dude if i was chris i would gone ape shit...Fuck People who cnt take jokes

[marcusos1111]

LOL its funny to see brainwashed people doing this shit LOL chris p should of knocked him the fuck out

[malaverde13]

long live satan!!! oauoauaoua!!!!!!!

[Sublime051]

he dident get beat up he just got punched one time

[Kavicses]

i love da girls,hahahaha da make mi laugh

[cheesedie]

holy shit people are so stupid sometimes lol. christian my ass

[pvticetea600]

THATS NOT CHRISTIAN!

LMFAO best line ever!

fuck christian and religion its a big fucking joke

[ThaddeusMaximus909]

omg that was funny.

[johnescr]

el diablo ja ja ja 

[cheeznizt]

go black girls GO!!!

[sandsiblings2]

thats not christian lol

[Horus515]

@sandsiblings2 Actually, historically I'd say it's distinctly christian.

[ssjbardok]

fuckin christians. what happened to love thy neighbour, even if he's wearing horns

[allbusiness22]

hmm the annoying devil should visit this place

[brendeninchauspe]

hahahaha i love it when chris just keeps on going on about how he is a nice person when he is getting beat up....... gotta love him :)

[RigityFilms]

PARTY BOY!

[kolbytard]

What an ignorant fuck. Fuck whom ever that was that aparently isnt very much of a Christian if he's trying to hurt somebody. Goddamn Americas fucked. HAIL SATAN!

[cheezyneezy]

the black girls loved him

[ArcherBellGallagher]

I can't beleive Pontius didn't twat him.

That guy has pissed me off personally because I know Pontius would nail him

[dave3190]

Chris is a great wrestler, i've seen him in other clips. he should have given that guy a good beat down.

[eastwicksfinest908]

i dont know a6out all da religion stuff ya talkin 6out this video is fuccin funny fucc satan ill whopp his ass personally n my dicc is circumsized 6y the way lmfao

[Rambostylin]

@eastwicksfinest908 what?

[TPYDKofficial]

The ignorance of religion poisons the minds of many. Religion is corruption, and the followers of it have been brainwashed. Christianity is the most diabolical of any religion because of it's deceiving elements and beliefs of non-violence. Also, Baptist believers are too corrupted. Satanism is the only religion that is not into making rules and harsh practices. But the truth is, all religion is misleading. Everyone should just live on there own without the worries of religion.

[Frogass]

Making fun of a religeon does not merit violence. If you choose to believe it, then good for you- however, just because it is sacred to you does not mean its above ridicule or the law.

[Theethruth]

he clearly deserved getting his ass kicked. he made fun of a religion. this does not mean all christians are like this and anyone who thinks otherwise is a moron.

[nemesradu]

@Theethruth hmmm, youre mby the retard that atacked him in the clip? or just another random retard :)

[Theethruth]

@nemesradu

buddy i m sure if he went doing the same thing to black people or a other group everyone would take the side of the person beating him up. whats the difference between him picking on black or asian people or a religion same thing. its against a group of people.

[nemesradu]

@Theethruth beeing asian or black is smething you cant control, however religion is just something theoretical...from what you say i should understand that if the guy would hold up a message with "fuck math" all the math lovers could try to cick his ass as well? they are a group of ppl as well

[Rambostylin]

@Theethruth Religion is a choice, race/ ethnicity are not

[HLecterPHD]

its too easy to generalise.

oh that christian

oh that american

oh that californian

oh that man

oh that white guy. etc etc etc

fact is youre gonna find crazies if you go looking in california. and if you go looking for crazies dressed as satan....well...

[thadutchguy]

hahahah just great!(H) i love the part in the movie where he is launched off out of the hole, spwuuuush, keep god outta callifonia! au that hurts! X

[valqalx3]

makes christians look bad :( i <3 chris pontius

[297Music]

The poor idiot probably thought he was doing "gods good will" by assaulting an other human being, not being able to walk away and ignore Chris Pontius. I feel sorry for those "religious" or "christ like" idiots. Funny how those ladies jumped in haha

[guacamoly723]

I think Pontius won that one hahahaha.

[GeneSimmons1994]

Fucking christians

i wish this religion is banned

CHRIS YOU ARE FUCKING GREAT!

Beat the shit out of him!

[meingleing10]

chris culd of beat his ass

[joelgallagher12]

bwhahahahaha chris pontius is so cool "phsycho!" haha

[pancholan13]

lame ass christians..

[rapistite]

1:54 nice view

[JJG85]

i would've kicked the christians ass

[stvna8040]

christians are emotional bitches

[hulkmam3]

couldn't he tell it was a joke. I doubt Pontias is a satanist.

[stirshitup]

shows how christians react when they dont agree

[supatoker420]

I'm a nice man!

[janetwv]

this is awesome

[sexyslimgoody1779]

That's not very Christian of you, LOL!

[TheRogueX]

What's really sad is that the violent guy probably claims to be Christian. So much for it being a religion of peace. xD

[Oblivionguy218]

@TheRogueX Christianity has seldom been a peaceful religion.

[Johnfrooshlover]

@TheRogueX hahahaha there have been the Crusades, Thirty Years War, Hundred Years War, St. Bartholomew's Day Massecare, The reason for the Ku Klux Klan, The Sons of freedom violence, the National Liberation Front of India violence, and death on account of blasphemy all throughout history because of Christianity, and your JUST NOW questioning religious peace because some Christian beats up a guy in a cheap devil suit? hahaha XD

[sze314]

Hy!

Please help me!

What this song?

thank you!

Sorry i don't speak english!

[sublime8910]

one of us

[krunkmaster42069]

@sze314 what if god smoked canabus

[MattEnjoi]

People take religion to seriously, it caused what like 1200 years worth of war, and science has alot of evidence against religion, but people are like "No God created us, your evidence is all wrong", i was fucking dying through this whole thing and when the guy fought him i laughed harder lol

[jojackbob]

@MattEnjoi sorry to break it to you buddy but science has never disproved anything in the bible. in fact most atheist scientists who try to disprove the bible convert to christianity. but i did think this was hilarious

[haarbal1997]

they did.

[jojackbob]

did they? then what did they disprove? id like to know

[haarbal1997]

many many things like that he doesnt make us with sand and shit

[jojackbob]

@haarbal1997 bro im just saying give a link to the published findings from a credited site. something that detrimental to a religion would have to be on cnn or something like that

[SeagullGuitars420]

I think science disproved God zapping people out of nowhere or creationism as some call it, but im not really sure......

[jojackbob]

i mean i understand alot of this travels by word of mouth but bro God never zapped people now there was the flood with noah and the ark but science has proved the flood happened too

[jojackbob]

now i know what you meant by people getting zapped out of nowhere but if you read the bible it says that he built man out of the earth and developed woman from a piece of man. actually the mans rib and 1 in every 200 people have one more rib than average but it is a better chance for women to have it than men. i mean i realize its hard to believe in alot of religions but to me its harder to believe most scientific theories

[297Music]

that just made no sense. consider that science is backed by facts LOL

[babadababoi777]

thats not very christian LMAO

[zikten]

that attacker gives Christians a bad name....

[Mannerson]

To me, they already have.

[zikten]

well it will interest you to know that I am a catholic, and I was laughing at this video until that idiot attacked him. Not all Christians are fundies with no sense of humor

[Mannerson]

Yeah I was laughing too, but when I realised that this guy was really taking this seriousley and started punching him I just said to myself, damn religion. Muslims, Christias all religions. They all is a sign of weakness if you ask me. We live in the 21st century, isnt it time for all of us us to realise that all this religious crap is just a bunch of nonsense? Hope that wasnt a soft spot.

[ThaddeusMaximus909]

@zikten

for real dude. Like Im not a huge christian person but that dude did give them a bad name.

[nopantsxdance]

@zikten Yeah, Christians already give themselves a bad name by being Christians

[Yackinthebox187]

@zikten so does the bible, and their beliefs

[Nbstddk]

Chris should'a whooped this dude's ass, bet he wanted too, but he coulnd't because it was gonna be on tv,. btw funny as fuck! :D

[GTHEBESTDUDE]

1:23 funny hahahahahhahahahahaha

[yuppiesmasher123]

lmfao, pontius should of fucked tht guys shit.

[ottenz]

REALLY , KEEP GOD OUT FROM CALIFORNIA . CHRIS IS A MUCH COOLER GUY . And he whooped this fags ass . this guy don't have sense of humor at all .

[kron0725]

i would have loved to see the whole jackass crew beat the shit out of that guy!

[fallensaint09]

if only the whole Jackass crew jumped in and beat that guys ass. seriously think of steve-o, Knoxville, dave england, all of em jumping in.

[kmf86]

THAT BIBLE BASHING JACKASS (oh yes)

I thought Christians were supposed to be peaceful! Fucking asshole. Must punch like a pussy.

[kmf86]

sorry i was drunk and got severely pissed off

religion causes more wars than WMDs

[nathanhappe]

Good on you, Chris. Beat the Bible bashing cunt up.

[kicknbazz1615]

"God was spying on me while i was in the bathroom" Hahaha

[Speady13]

lol i think its funny how chris is all being polite and that guy who is supposed to be representing god is cussing and being violent

"im a nice man sir"

"thats not christian"

lol love chris hopefully someone kicked that guys ass

[mackaan1337]

lol the niggas come and smacked that dude :P

[OscarHolland]

lol bet he couldnt do that now, pontius is bigger

[Speady13]

i know he worked out so much

[robyn5481]

okay so like i wish the people i grew up knowing would tell me did they just not say anything cuz they thought i already knew like as if i'd be that lame to copy someone.... please!!!! no way.... so either they just didn't even know or they just hated me too much to tell me or they knew i'd not accept him so why bother........ anyway it's so embarassing now to watch all this shit and look like i liked him this whole entire time and like actually paid attention 2 any of this and lsiuhyrg] 09WU

[folklorish]

The song is "One of Us" by Joan Osborne.

[rolcsi19]

what is the song.??pls

[ebz95]

one of us

[Dagooox]

fuck that psycho bitch... i felt sorry for pontius cause his ass was kicked in the beginning .. but then he was on..

[jaggillarahmedsapa]

what song is it? :)

[HamDerPede]

It could be fun if the whole jackass team were comming, im sure the psycho would run :D

[dushbagage]

wow. chris should have kicked this guys old ass. hey old fart, if you ever see this i just want you to know your a fucking pussy!!! come try and swing on me you fucking faggot!! i will kick your pussy ass!!!! PLEEEEEEASE respond. i would really enjoy it!!

[baskorvv]

Im responding i will kick your ass <3

[dushbagage]

i said if that fucking pussy swings at me i will kick his ass! and that goes for any other pussy that swings at me!!

[Pustefasrevengeaaa]

ahah, america

[santaslittlerocker]

what name is the song ? ( sorry my english ) ;)