Maury & South Park Dub: WHATEVA! I do what I want.

[THERiffRandell]

I'm gonna laugh if the real girl's kid ends up being just as worse as her! THAT'LL BE A BITCH SLAP TO THE FACE FOR HER!!!

[AespeonexA]

southpark lool

[lejendjackson]

i just wanna be in the audience being overly emotive... OH NO SHE DINT

[OnverseMedia]

Anyone notice that he says "Your son" to the mother?

[gmxgm]

1:58 happy family xD jajajaja lol

[redshark618]

with a name like vanity, what did you expect lol

[NOMNOMCarpet]

@2:42 Do I have any fears of picking cotton, eating chicken or watermelon? Well I'm not black, so if so I'll at least survive.

[Deadly18181818]

South made this just to copy that LOL

[J52SR]

@Deadly18181818 pretty sure it did

[Moccar]

Season 6 episode 3 Freak Strike. South Park.

[Death0voidz]

Id hit that

[1986Masterofpuppets]

lol of course it had to be cartmans voice

[jb55101]

take her ass to the hood i bet her ass wont thing shes so fuckin hard then.

[cloetv12345]

did anybody see the prank

[ra4ngernub]

l00000000000000000000000000000­0l

[DeathMetalRegulator]

awesome

[DetroitBasedSwag]

id fuck that skank

[amers83]

whateva I do what I want=)I've got an idea it's called boot camp for the girl and parenting classes for the mother.because 90% of the time it's the parent's fault for giving in to often and setting bad examples.

[robby99764]

@amers83 I can easily see the problem; teenagers in general often want to be as opposite from their parents as possible, and looking at her mom I'm guessing she hasn't been laid for a quite a while, hence if the theory is correct; she'll want to be as slutty as anyone can possibly be.

[amers83]

@robby99764 there are people all around the world that don't get laid as often they would like.l.o.l.sometimes for years at a time.I don't think kids listen for their parents beds to squeak and then upon not hearing it decide they are going to up the tally by being slutty.she was most likely molested by one of her mom's toothless men.lack of emotional security and stability from parent(s)+low self esteem +white trash environment+rap music=15 minutes of white trash talk show fame=).boot camp.

[peterstalland]

THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG LMFAO

[MrCho604]

I don't see how going on Tv helps her reputation or make her understand that she is wrong? If anything now more ppl knows she slept wit this amount of ppl and evetually she will become a cheap prositute

[dicked696969]

if she didn't have that rack she'd never have got laid. breasts, destroying childhood innocent since noah and the arc.

[F0rM0th3rRussi4]

This was seriously my first thought when I saw the actual video.

[vilhelmina198]

1:55 happy family my ass..

[KjrHellkules]

Whatever i can do whateva i want, whudeva! 8D

Maaam!!!

[RGbrainstorm]

Nicely done, this is hysterical! Got depressing at the end, but the dub is fantastic!

[hypeizzle29]

so funny



[luttimatos]

she's not herself but a cartoon or someone she saw on tv. she's a program. the illuminati works with the entertainment industry including music to brainwash people through tv. that's what they do.

[luttimatos]

ILLUMINATI MIND CONTROL ! Their goal is to dumb down the yourth real good so they can be easily manipulated and controlled. soon these kids will be adults and not smart enough to stop the NEW WORLD ORDER. A worldwide slaves for the satanic illuminati 33 degree freemasons. including the Royals of england and the satanic VATICAN.

[xxzombiexchickxx]

lol! south park!

[georgep323]

Cant stop laughing!! lol

[erutis53]

fucking hilarious

[littleboy707]

WHATEVA

[marlly71]

she is way rebellious. i think her mother should bring her to a couselor or probably some kinda doctor to find out the reason she is doing what she is doing. i dont think she does it cause she really wants to have a baby, she probably does the things she does for attention but her mom keeps asking her 'you don't care what other people think of you?' but thats what she wants anyway, attention. she should get conselling and someone to hear out all of her problems.

[dangacore]

AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!

[neonnights98]

Haha I laughed my head off from 1:42 to the end of the vid. Hahaha the music is hilarious with what's going on in the video.

[citkat974]

Victoria sounds like Harley Quinn

[RaikenXion]

That is 1 seriously messed up girl, theres gotta b sumkind of bad family problems going on there thats made that girl go off the rails so bad.

[skjevemartin]

hahahahaha



[syene90]

Cartman's voice is an improvement...

[StealthWolf101]

Her voice is so fucking annoying in the original.

[thegayestgoth]

oh man. i love the thing 1:41. i happen to like the barney song very much. i know this stuff is serious, but it's not going to solved by dragging your kids on tv and trying to shame them out of it.

[ImvuWays]

This is serious shit! STOP MAKING FUN OF IT T_T

[SYCOB3]

This is quality hahaha!!

[TheMarUlberg]

1:55 Not sure if arguing

or making out wirelessly

[americanpsycho93]

"I don't go to school and i kill people whateva I do what I want"

[donnydarkos]

@americanpsycho93 it's "i kill baby seals with mah bare hands."

[ramirezkify]

@americanpsycho93

clearly u are a psycho!!!!!!!!!

[mcelfreshiii]

this is great

[MrNativeDancer]

Where the hell is Kermit? some one call Hollywood pronto sharpish lol

[scooby172]

"She says she hates me, sh she calls me retard, then she says my cooch is dried up and nobody wants it. teheheheheheee." LMFAO. xD

[nicoledu4]

That was weird...

[HeroicPunk]

Awesome editing job. Seriously. Hilarious stuff.

[TheRizla09]

i go to school n i kill people hahahaha gota love south park

[CylindricalWhistle]

The Barney music really added to this video, if I may say so.

[WatterShades]

'her son'

[twilightzoneseinfeld]

(sigh) the world today

[MrSeattlebound]

I got here from Iron Chef.

Seriously.

Iron Chef > Sushi > Killing Animals For Eating > Death to Koosh Ball > Farting Dog > ??? > real maury povich to this.

WTF kind of morning am i having

[Slikrik1212]

"She said my cooch is dried up and nobody wants it"....[cries]

Hahahaha!!!!

[XbleedingXmascaraXD]

lmao XD

[TheJameslehr]

STFU, Daisy Duck!!!!!!!

[gjirlfriday]

these audience members are so awful, this is a screwed up little girl they are all booing, she obviously needs help but she is just a kid, talk about bullying!

[NormanRB]

LMAO!!!



[Shameful26]

Lmao @ the Barney song

[pittiebull]

whore double whore triple whore quadruple whore infinity whore

[ZeroAccend]

This is AWESOME!!

[IronFabianSteel]

HAHAHAHA WHORE

[mralethedon]

what episode is this?

[xRockstaarx]

@mralethedon

The Maury Povich Show season 3 episode 15 "I'm in the 9th grade... You can't stop me from having a baby!"

[lowsten]

That was synced perfectly LOL.

[Xrion641]

HAHAHAHAHA



[TheMoron191]

Now listen Victoria, fuckface.. I dont know what kind of pan-pacific power play you're trying to pull here but you better take big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE..

If you dont stop this bullshit im gonna have to rain down a godly fucking firestorm upon you..

Iam talking scorched earth baby, I will massacre you...

I WILL FUCK YOU UP...

[GregJimBob]

...perfect

[hardproducent]

i like the niggers from that aaaaaaaah

[MasterOwnage007]

i was going to make a i took an arrow to the knee joke..... but then i took a arrow to the knee

[WhiterThanYall]

It's even better b/c they're the exact same show, minus Vanity slapping her mom

This made me feel better about the real-life episode for a minute, but then I realized the South Park one was a parody and was meant to be exaggerated, but sadly isn't in this case. smfh.

[chonuts1]

My knee hurt i think its cuz it has an arrow in it

[thetruejohnnytsunami]

took me 2 minutes and 43 seconds to notice the difference between this and the real video

[aznrange123]

@thetruejohnnytsunami lol at this nerd looking for a way to get into the top comments

[thetruejohnnytsunami]

@aznrange123

lol at this loser who never made the top comments

[DJJOKER1989]

@thetruejohnnytsunami 2 minutes 44 seconds actually

[natinion3]

@thetruejohnnytsunami your stupid

[hazardz04]

lol that cartman bit was funny after watching the real vid lolol

[wolferdog]

Cartman's voice fits her well

[The86416]

Dirty fucking slag.

The mother has a lot to answer for though. If I caught my 15 yr-old daughter fucking in my bed I'd lock the little bitch up until she learned some fucking respect.

[TheHappyKamper]

PML

[riku888100]

haha southpark voices

[EpicTalkGameplay]

i was gonna do what i want.. then i took an arrow to the knee

[finchster92]

definitely mind-control ...

[xScreamoDinosaurzx]

I don't go to school and i kill people. (x

[SUPERFORMIAN]

Did South Park actually make a parody of this?

[dyl2210]

@SUPERFORMIAN yes season 6 episode one it's called i do what i want

[dberiz765]

@SUPERFORMIAN yes



[dekuscrubbyfan888]

What episode and season is the audio from?

[DK0526]

Happy Mothers day!

[SuelaBell]

Dang girl ,,, over 300 times & you still

Hadn't got pregnant! Well maybe it ain't meant 2 be lol

[trejivionadraculea1]

@SuelaBell right?! thats what i thought!

[divinekeke]

i can see wat she tryn to do...she tryn to act all ghetto...she just a wanna be

[illdevouryourheart]

xD hahahaha what eva i do what i want

[MrNintendoguy1]

I hate that girl

[TheX2community]

lol love this dub and if you watch the video her vocabulary is nothing but vulgar language and the sentences, "i do what i want" and "you can't stop me.

[mumi8100]

u dont have to do the voices because it was worst then what u said

[DigiBullet23]

Usually these type of things have the biggest Lightsabres dislike bar... but wow this one was actually hilarious...the ending was just wierd

[sexxibhaddgirl]

lol southpark

[navykid97]

I have a gift certificate for the plan.

[Jojoateyt]

I don't go to school and I kill people, whatever I do what I want!

[jupitercrash07]

I wonder if she uses her fake ghetto voice when the cameras are off?

[mrfunkboi]

i feel bad for her mom

[BlackLightVirus]

That 15 sluts voice is also annoying.

[jamesykt69]

whats the prostitution plan? Can i get tick? ok, i will take 3 blowjob, one with a thumb up my ass, and i wont to jizz on your face once, you swallow once, and then, i duno, surprise me for the third time. I will pay you back next month, cheers

[evo1se]

I am whitetrash, and I am in trouble!

[JibabzzDubstep]

@evo1se I just watched that episode, it made my life

[evo1se]

@JibabzzDubstep Its a good one. I wonder why my comment has 292 likes and is not on top :(

[JibabzzDubstep]

@evo1se It actualy was on the top when i saw it ;)

[Yourmum360]

If My Daughter Was Like That. FUCK IT ILL JUST GIVE HER ONE HELL OF A FUCKIN PIMP SLAP, AS LONG AS IT WILL SHUT HER BITCH ASS UP!

[mrbigPINGAS7]

Listen to Barney song backwards o_O

[Chickostix89]

LOL!! BARNEY XD

[luislopez509]

Barney lol

[mitxelus]

So does Maury like send people to trailer parks all over the US to find people like this or what.

[kijiemarupok29]

keep on rockin' Maury!

[brendon50049]

No... the funny part is that this is a censored copy of what was really said

[ramirezkify]

i dont find this funny at all

[jauffRINDIR]

@ramirezkify I lol'd.

[heatbball2]

the funny thing is this is almost exactly what the girl says

[struttered]

NO CHANGE TO MY EARS

[AlienatedCornea]

Omg that end music. Brilliant.

[rusq1mf]

Dis is funny

[WoWGirl6]

this girl is beyond stupid... she's definitely missing something in order for her to have sex 300 times and not get pregnant. You'd have to be really retarded or uneducated to not get pregnant after 300 times. If she were smart she'd have a baby after doing it just one time. but I would NEVER tell her the secret of how to get pregnant because she is NO WAY near responsible to bring up a child in this world.

[KFCBrostep]

@WoWGirl6

the secret is: ejaculate in the vagina,not in the mouth,right?

[WoWGirl6]

@KFCBrostep ahaha that is correct but it is not that simple. I think you know what I mean. But I wouldn't deny that that's all she's ever done was catch cum in her mouth.

[TheTrunksdbz]

lol i love u u love me hahahahaha x'D

[Johnvonbussa]

id hit it

[aclock2]

This is when freedom and stupidity meet, if you want to give someone a certain degree of freedom, make sure that they won't destroy themself and others with it. The main problem of America is people having more freedom but less maturity to cope with it. Result: A lot of spoiled kids, failure fat adults who have no idea what go wrong with their life, homeless people who are either too smart to be obedient hard workers or too dumb to run the machine

[lcbailey29]

white trash--she is looking for attention in the wrong ways. She does not respect herself or anyone else. Her mother needs to put a Chasity belt on her if she cannot control herself. In a way it is SAD in another way she was raised this way and she is trash. What guy would ever want to marry a girl like this....makes me sick. Hope she never becomes a mother!!!!!! and breeds more like herself.

[lcbailey29]

white trash

[YAYaRayGun]

I swear i about lmao when barney started playin XD

[tysonbruun1]

was that 2pac at 1:35?

[CommonIceCube]

@tysonbruun1 Haha does look like him a lil bit :)

[crby101]

*mom* i told u to get off the computer!

*me* WHATEVA! ILL DO WHAT I WANT!

*mom* WHAT?

*me* I MEAN OK

[mrnaiceguy]

i lold soo hard at the barney part

[joostdehost]

From fifa to this, okaaayyyy?

[dragonbane44]

watched the original. she's repulsive

[SuperIlovehellokitty]

yea... she a fuckinn whoree!!! boo her!! 

[rawrvolution]

lol thumbs up if you got here from the actual vid xD

[GodOfUnbelief]

wow a walking stereotype

[Codyandtania]

This is soo fake

[Stiletto92]

@Codyandtania Nothing gets past you, does it?

[dragonmustard2]

She's actually good looking.....

[RSSJBroly]

@dragonmustard2 She is, 15 or not, the problem is her voice. Watch the real video if you havent, that shit is so annoying

[dragonmustard2]

@RSSJBroly

Yeah... I actually saw the real video after this. I change my mind. She is too ghetto.

[bushel02]

Watch the original video, it's even funnier! Lol at the Barney song

[g2c4u]

WHATEVA! I DO WHAT I WANT!

[Lapinmiez]

so south park is actually a reality show!

[hpcwsd]

SO you have proven to be a Skanky Whore ..! Congratulations: now don't forget to put Salt water in your undie drawer , to keep the CRABS alive !!!!

[bellellie4]

i still think from the real video why doesn't she get a doll..

[musicbabe269]

hahahaha nice touch with the song it goes "perfectly" with that whore

[Meneertjemengerink]

BUTTERS CAN PLAY HER :) , wish to see a real episode from south park haha

[okaymichellee]

LOOLOL

[skilltokill541psn]

This is so funny

[YouDontHaveToKnow00]

MY MOM WOULD SLAP ME DOWN AS SOON AS SHE HEARD THAT I DID IT WITH OLDER MEN! WHERE EVER IM AT ! IN THE POOL IN SCHOOL AT THE MOVIES EVEN TAKING THE FCAT !LMFAOO

[allmesmiley]

this aint the real video

[Hextechful]

@allmesmiley sherlock?

[XjerichoX12]

anyone have a muzzle so i can fuck her, without her opening her mouth?

[slapmyfunkybass]

she has a prostitute plan, does anyone know does she allow payment in installments? i can do 6 or 12 months, i'm flexible

[MoJogirl3]

@slapmyfunkybass wth? shes 15, shes not even done growing! kkiss my ass and get a life and quit being soo desperate. she needs help!