Kyle Kinane is about to be touring with Daniel Tosh. So if he "stole" this joke from Tosh I doubt they'd be on this good of terms. It doesn't matter anyway, because he didn't steal the joke you fudge packers jk most of you are probably nice people! ;)
@satelliteforusall I love your stand up and made a few videos, that suck because I was a radiated sperm, but I am working out new bits and stories for an act, and if you watch my currentvideos that would be cool
@KliqEqualsPower I hate Hedberg. That guy puts me to sleep. I never understood why he was so popular, I don't even crack a smile watching him, or find him entertaining. I think he's the worst comedian to ever live. And I also hate George Carlin for the same reasons. I feel rage when I think about them.
@F4RB3YONDM3T4L Hmmmm, they just suck IMO dude. I like Daniel tosh, Eddy Murphy, Bill burr, Zack Galifinakis, Freddy Soto, Pablo Francisco, George Lopez., Dylan Moran, Jimmy Carr, Raphie May, Russel Peters, Joe Rogan, Sebastian Maniscalco, Louis Ck, and Dave Chappelle. There are a lot more but I can't remember the names of all of them, and some of them I just like a few bits.
@Ianoodin It's not as easy as presenting information to be believed but its source to be taken seriously. I can say they don't like Carlin as easily as you say they do. No "he said, she said", is necessary here. I said I don't like him. You can link me to a video of Carlin right now and I will watch it, but I have seen an entire performance, and I did not laugh once; it's the same for Hedberg, I actually liked him less, and I've been told to watch more, and I did but it just terrible. Link me.
@Nogard229 I can prove most have said they love carlin but not all Like charlie murphy he said it on the comedy award's show, joe rogan said it on his podcast, dave chappelle said carlin and prior are his favorite in an interview on I believe inside the actors studio,I believe lous ck said he like carlin but im not sure.
His 7 words bit is good but it depend's on what you like heres that and something else funny:
it is always people who don't know anything about comedy that throw around the word "steal" pretty liberally. Joke thief is a serious accusation and if you don't care about that because you are some idiot on youtube, then you should probably not care enough to post your comment that has absolutely no validity
Apparently people who have commented on this are not familiar with Kyle's style. If Tosh did attempt to pull this off, I would have a hard time finding it as funny.
Kyle has a frighteningly solid style all his own.
Honestly, you have to have a different kind of mind to come up with shit like this.
I did a search and couldn't find any evidence that Tosh told this joke. Besides, if a comedian was going to steal material wouldn't he steal from someone funny?
I do believe that hat he is wearing in the video was stolen. :)
This is Kyle Kinane. I'm fine with people not liking me, but I won't be called a thief. Please tell me where and when Daniel Tosh did this joke. As it stands, this clip is 2 years old but just recently uploaded. I have another clip of the same joke from 3 years ago (it was originally written over 7 years ago). So please back up your allegations with some research or keep your uninformed mouths shut until you find out facts for yourself. "Stolen" is different than "I heard this somewhere else."
@satelliteforusall I honestly never heard the joke from Tosh, but this joke that you told was pretty specific, so I don't believe you too came up with the same one coincidentally so I have to believe that he stole from you or you stole from him
@toxicbreath347 Like I said, without some proof to back it up, your belief is just that--a belief. You can't base facts on simple beliefs and hunches. But I should know better than to expect anonymous internet commentators to do any type of research or fact checking before blabbering out of their assholes. Calling someone a thief can be a damaging accusation. Like I said, I'm okay if people don't like me or my material. It's not for everyone. But don't accuse me of something I didn't do.
@satelliteforusall I believe I said I didn't do any research.... in the first sentence actually, I was just making a point from an outside perspective, if it is just a coincidence great, I couldn't really care less quite frankly
@satelliteforusall I believe I told you I had not done any research. In the first sentence actually. I could really care less if you did or didn't steal the joke, but it's pretty immature of you to tell me that I'm talking out of my ass when I was just making a simple observation of the situation.... I never once intended to start a fight with you.
@toxicbreath347 Thanks for proving my point. You admittedly didn't do any research but still decided to weigh in on the matter. "so I have to believe that he stole from you or you stole from him" Those are your words, correct? You have to "believe" that someone stole a joke and not that in the world of standup, where we see multiple comics every night of our lives, sometimes a transference of ideas happens subconsciously. Again, a belief doesn't constitute a fact, unless you're Christian.
@satelliteforusall I think Mike Tyson would really appreciate this joke as he's been known to eat peoples children. Not sure how he prepares them though...in a hot car, george foreman grill or...?
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@satelliteforusall wow is that really you. dude, if you want to be funny look at british comics and russell peters for inspiration. hope you do well. peace
@NaughtyBwoi Kyle doesn't want to be funny, he's fucking funny. And just cuz you only like british comics and russell peters doesn't mean every comedian has to adapt their style, Kyle's original.
I originally had the same feeling as the poster you were responding to, but what I think it is is that on youtube your videos were linked on effingfunny. I just say so because I had first thought the same thing hearing your joke on a different video than this, but on youtube.
@satelliteforusall Wow, Kyle Kinane's solidness is sexy. (ps idk wht the appropriate word for like I stand for something is lmfao ..but i figure solid gets the point across LMFAO)
@satelliteforusall yeah, I'm not a comedian by any means but I'm known for making up jokes and I can guarantee that at least one of them has loosely been told before. still I never tell anyone I made it up if I didn't, it's just that people have similar ideas sometimes. stealing and unwittingly saying something similar to what someone else has isn't the same as stealing. i've never heard this anywhere else either way.
@satelliteforusall Are you realy kyle? Cause if you are your doin good brehh your comedy is perfect, can't wait to see you on comedy central sometime.
@satelliteforusall You sir are no Mencia and are far greater of a comedian then Daniel Tosh and his clip show where he prance's around in one skit an episode naked he's just a vulgar douche with a team of low paid writer's.
@satelliteforusall I have definately heard this joke before, I don't recall where or when but it was the same for sure. Whether you got it from him or he got it from you is another story though. :)
@satelliteforusall dude, you're awesome. dun listen to people on youtube (including myself sometimes). this is where some people with tiny penis, no jobs, lives in their parents basement, drugs addicts comes to feel that their opinion is important. you are too good to fall for these trolls. love your joke btw.
@satelliteforusall everything is stolen according to these people. If its on a similar subject, ITS STOLEN! Pay them no mind man, your doing well. Keep it up.
@satelliteforusall Are you really Kyle? Please come to Toronto, Canada. I really want to see your show. You are so funny. I am happy to see you getting more recognition.
@satelliteforusall Are you really Kyle? Please come to Toronto, Canada. I really want to see your show. You are so funny. I am happy to see you getting more recognition.
@satelliteforusall Are you really Kyle? Please come to Toronto, Canada. I really want to see your show. You are so funny. I am happy to see you getting more recognition.
@satelliteforusall Are you really Kyle? Please come to Toronto, Canada. I really want to see your show. You are so funny. I am happy to see you getting more recognition.
LMMFAO! That was great!! More please... :P
dee4481 5 days ago
Kyle Kinane is about to be touring with Daniel Tosh. So if he "stole" this joke from Tosh I doubt they'd be on this good of terms. It doesn't matter anyway, because he didn't steal the joke you fudge packers jk most of you are probably nice people! ;)
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gunfreak145 2 months ago
@satelliteforusall I love your stand up and made a few videos, that suck because I was a radiated sperm, but I am working out new bits and stories for an act, and if you watch my currentvideos that would be cool
Geeq107bit 2 months ago
OH SWEET GOD LOL
FeebleNosemanny 2 months ago
Yeah i knew one day people would go to far with, "yeah, this guys steals jokes". Without any proof whatsover.
yourix2 2 months ago
hahahhahha
123hichkas 2 months ago in playlist Laugh Factory Presents
thumbs up for burning babies with meaty thighs
allabastormaroe 3 months ago
ryan :O ???
morganthabonezz 4 months ago
nam nams! little baby cabobs!
TheVeedubb 4 months ago
Kyle Kinane is a god of comedy in my opinion.
slawter77 7 months ago
@slawter77 That beard is pretty holy
berkev8795 7 months ago
@KliqEqualsPower I hate Hedberg. That guy puts me to sleep. I never understood why he was so popular, I don't even crack a smile watching him, or find him entertaining. I think he's the worst comedian to ever live. And I also hate George Carlin for the same reasons. I feel rage when I think about them.
Nogard229 7 months ago
@Nogard229 Well, we feel rage when we think of you, so keep your opinions to yourself. Less people hate you when you do that.
odanaga 7 months ago
@Nogard229 thats because you can't take yourself too seriously and enjoy good comedy at the same time.
F4RB3YONDM3T4L 7 months ago
@F4RB3YONDM3T4L Hmmmm, they just suck IMO dude. I like Daniel tosh, Eddy Murphy, Bill burr, Zack Galifinakis, Freddy Soto, Pablo Francisco, George Lopez., Dylan Moran, Jimmy Carr, Raphie May, Russel Peters, Joe Rogan, Sebastian Maniscalco, Louis Ck, and Dave Chappelle. There are a lot more but I can't remember the names of all of them, and some of them I just like a few bits.
Nogard229 7 months ago
@Nogard229 Every single comedian you just named loves carlin and maybe you just haven't given him the curtesey to actually try and enjoy him.
Ianoodin 5 months ago
@Ianoodin It's not as easy as presenting information to be believed but its source to be taken seriously. I can say they don't like Carlin as easily as you say they do. No "he said, she said", is necessary here. I said I don't like him. You can link me to a video of Carlin right now and I will watch it, but I have seen an entire performance, and I did not laugh once; it's the same for Hedberg, I actually liked him less, and I've been told to watch more, and I did but it just terrible. Link me.
Nogard229 5 months ago
@Nogard229 I can prove most have said they love carlin but not all Like charlie murphy he said it on the comedy award's show, joe rogan said it on his podcast, dave chappelle said carlin and prior are his favorite in an interview on I believe inside the actors studio,I believe lous ck said he like carlin but im not sure.
His 7 words bit is good but it depend's on what you like heres that and something else funny:
watch?v=3_Nrp7cj_tM
watch?v=ZXz-HCcDUHY
watch?v=FYMjF484LlY&feature=related
Ianoodin 5 months ago
@Ianoodin Funny vids!
TheLaughFactory 5 months ago
holy fuck what a legendary prank
rasputozen 8 months ago
This guy has a good vibe
DeaderNBetter 9 months ago 2
@satelliteforusall you ate that baby with a passion.
666ferno 10 months ago
This joke has ran past me before, but it's still funny.
DeaderNBetter 10 months ago
The joke isn't stolen but the style of presentation is definitely identical to daniel tosh
youtube.com/watch?v=NbrTeoDl0f4&feature=related
at around 6:45
bloodred345 11 months ago
@bloodred345 If anything that would make Tosh with his set of writer's be the suspicious one's.
Ianoodin 11 months ago
You know part of me reaaaaaaaally wants to know if this is true.
HoustonWeHaveLiftOff 11 months ago
kyle is a genius
sjaatime 1 year ago
then i hid in the bushes and watched someone learn a lesson....2 funny
BigAssPimp1987 1 year ago
it is always people who don't know anything about comedy that throw around the word "steal" pretty liberally. Joke thief is a serious accusation and if you don't care about that because you are some idiot on youtube, then you should probably not care enough to post your comment that has absolutely no validity
andeepants 1 year ago 50
@andeepants Yep.
TheLaughFactory 1 year ago 19
@andeepants Joke Theft*
nas14gt 11 months ago
I like his hat and his jokes.
BabylonGenocide149 1 year ago
Umm..Tosh never did this joke!
skullbatter 1 year ago
I love Daniel Tosh and I love Kyle Kinane, never heard Tosh do that joke, ever. Not on his album or Comedy central presents or 1 hour special.
LawsonComedy 1 year ago
Apparently people who have commented on this are not familiar with Kyle's style. If Tosh did attempt to pull this off, I would have a hard time finding it as funny.
Kyle has a frighteningly solid style all his own.
Honestly, you have to have a different kind of mind to come up with shit like this.
Tosh can fold fitted sheets.
Think about it.
~Sheena
Arbitral 1 year ago
I laughed so hard I cried.
Honmarutatsu 1 year ago
awesome video
jezzetv 1 year ago
lol
tarun139 1 year ago
"Nom noms.. Little baby kebabs.." Hahahaha, loving it
VaccaTibia 1 year ago
I did a search and couldn't find any evidence that Tosh told this joke. Besides, if a comedian was going to steal material wouldn't he steal from someone funny?
I do believe that hat he is wearing in the video was stolen. :)
krisdb 1 year ago
This is Kyle Kinane. I'm fine with people not liking me, but I won't be called a thief. Please tell me where and when Daniel Tosh did this joke. As it stands, this clip is 2 years old but just recently uploaded. I have another clip of the same joke from 3 years ago (it was originally written over 7 years ago). So please back up your allegations with some research or keep your uninformed mouths shut until you find out facts for yourself. "Stolen" is different than "I heard this somewhere else."
satelliteforusall 1 year ago 235
@satelliteforusall never heard dan tosh say this ever.... great job btw, very funny
Uclah91 1 year ago
@satelliteforusall I honestly never heard the joke from Tosh, but this joke that you told was pretty specific, so I don't believe you too came up with the same one coincidentally so I have to believe that he stole from you or you stole from him
toxicbreath347 1 year ago
@toxicbreath347 Like I said, without some proof to back it up, your belief is just that--a belief. You can't base facts on simple beliefs and hunches. But I should know better than to expect anonymous internet commentators to do any type of research or fact checking before blabbering out of their assholes. Calling someone a thief can be a damaging accusation. Like I said, I'm okay if people don't like me or my material. It's not for everyone. But don't accuse me of something I didn't do.
satelliteforusall 1 year ago
@satelliteforusall I believe I said I didn't do any research.... in the first sentence actually, I was just making a point from an outside perspective, if it is just a coincidence great, I couldn't really care less quite frankly
toxicbreath347 1 year ago
@satelliteforusall I believe I told you I had not done any research. In the first sentence actually. I could really care less if you did or didn't steal the joke, but it's pretty immature of you to tell me that I'm talking out of my ass when I was just making a simple observation of the situation.... I never once intended to start a fight with you.
toxicbreath347 1 year ago
@toxicbreath347 Thanks for proving my point. You admittedly didn't do any research but still decided to weigh in on the matter. "so I have to believe that he stole from you or you stole from him" Those are your words, correct? You have to "believe" that someone stole a joke and not that in the world of standup, where we see multiple comics every night of our lives, sometimes a transference of ideas happens subconsciously. Again, a belief doesn't constitute a fact, unless you're Christian.
satelliteforusall 1 year ago 3
@satelliteforusall don't worry about the idiot commenters. it's too easy for them to get attention on here. keep rockin.
roarbox 1 year ago
@satelliteforusall I think Mike Tyson would really appreciate this joke as he's been known to eat peoples children. Not sure how he prepares them though...in a hot car, george foreman grill or...?
fourtywpm 1 year ago
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@satelliteforusall wow is that really you. dude, if you want to be funny look at british comics and russell peters for inspiration. hope you do well. peace
NaughtyBwoi 1 year ago
@NaughtyBwoi Kyle doesn't want to be funny, he's fucking funny. And just cuz you only like british comics and russell peters doesn't mean every comedian has to adapt their style, Kyle's original.
LawsonComedy 1 year ago 2
@satelliteforusall
hahahahahaah kyles mad as shit
fucking hilarious
PortCarverton 1 year ago
@satelliteforusall
I originally had the same feeling as the poster you were responding to, but what I think it is is that on youtube your videos were linked on effingfunny. I just say so because I had first thought the same thing hearing your joke on a different video than this, but on youtube.
Great comedy man, love your stuff. Cheers
Assaultpredator 1 year ago
@satelliteforusall
i am really high right now I hope that made sense haha
Assaultpredator 1 year ago
@satelliteforusall Wow, Kyle Kinane's solidness is sexy. (ps idk wht the appropriate word for like I stand for something is lmfao ..but i figure solid gets the point across LMFAO)
juanmora19910209 1 year ago
@satelliteforusall yeah, I'm not a comedian by any means but I'm known for making up jokes and I can guarantee that at least one of them has loosely been told before. still I never tell anyone I made it up if I didn't, it's just that people have similar ideas sometimes. stealing and unwittingly saying something similar to what someone else has isn't the same as stealing. i've never heard this anywhere else either way.
sHART1780 1 year ago
@satelliteforusall Are you realy kyle? Cause if you are your doin good brehh your comedy is perfect, can't wait to see you on comedy central sometime.
soulskater100 1 year ago
@satelliteforusall Holy crap, you're Kyle?
DarthWobbey 11 months ago
@satelliteforusall You sir are no Mencia and are far greater of a comedian then Daniel Tosh and his clip show where he prance's around in one skit an episode naked he's just a vulgar douche with a team of low paid writer's.
Ianoodin 11 months ago
@satelliteforusall Your beard is awesome.
pyromanic2077 10 months ago
@satelliteforusall I have definately heard this joke before, I don't recall where or when but it was the same for sure. Whether you got it from him or he got it from you is another story though. :)
Flicker455 10 months ago
@Flicker455 Do a google search, track down where you heard it before.
entrailsgalore 8 months ago
@satelliteforusall dude, you're awesome. dun listen to people on youtube (including myself sometimes). this is where some people with tiny penis, no jobs, lives in their parents basement, drugs addicts comes to feel that their opinion is important. you are too good to fall for these trolls. love your joke btw.
arsenalfanshukri 4 months ago
@satelliteforusall everything is stolen according to these people. If its on a similar subject, ITS STOLEN! Pay them no mind man, your doing well. Keep it up.
krunkaintdead69 3 months ago
@satelliteforusall Are you really Kyle? Please come to Toronto, Canada. I really want to see your show. You are so funny. I am happy to see you getting more recognition.
MrCountArugula 1 week ago
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MrCountArugula 1 week ago
liiittle baby kebobs
WALZ97 1 year ago
lol
LeonDuhaney 1 year ago
bill burr and and kyle kinane in one day! thank you!
TransientWriting 1 year ago 13
@TransientWriting My favorites comedians!!! :D
micah960 11 months ago
strike one
odion28 1 year ago
Yeah, this joke was stolen from Daniel Tosh.
HyperPyroNinja 1 year ago
@HyperPyroNinja i've heard kyle use it quite a while ago too though. So who knows.
acebrawler73 1 year ago
2nd comment!!!
johndnumber3 1 year ago
loool he sounds drunkk o:
1st commentt :D
TheCookehNRice 1 year ago