Chris Martin Quotes

[cosmomatic100]

2:10 I'm 16 and I love coldplay and defiantly do not get made fun of. I truly don't know anyone who does and if anyone who does insult the people who listen to Coldplay really shouldn't especially with what they listen to, little Wayne and lady gaga,Katy perry and other shit like that where there music doesn't even make sense or has to do with drugs, murder and other stuff like that. Don't feel bad coldplay your music is so much better and incredible, just look how many fans you have that suppo

[cosmomatic100]

I'm defiantly not ashamed of saying I love coldplay I practically gloat about it!

[sopsara]

Ahahaha I love him he's so funny:]

[sopsara]

omg 4:30 vernon kay. ahha

[AggyAnnuka]

I love you so much ♥

[xXxTwiggyzLovexXx]

Ahahaha Chris is sooo fucking funny! xD Not to mention he's good looking!

I love him so. ~_~ <3

[rodriguez140]

iwant to do 4:43 to chris too

[tobywell127]

2:47 that mans laugh is PRICELESS. Ahahahahahaa

[CoreoRodgriguezswfc]

Make it a foursome.

[rafik94pl]

Make subtitles for this please, It will be more understood ; )

[AngieEnz84]

Chris has a bit of a wicked mind! I like that :D. And he also likes "Flight Of The Conchords". YES. I love him even more now.

Love that bit with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. I laughed for a good five minutes straight after I saw that for the first time. So friggin' funny (and Simon planting a kiss on Chris' head was just too cute for words).

[nintylite]

i'm slightly worried that chris knows that guy is gawjus :D

[mscoldplaypotter4s]

Chris martin is just so adorable. lol I love him so much. <3 :D

[SmileyFaces114]

Where is 0:40 from?

[72WorldMusic]

-3 love him

[steloification]

vernon kay!! lol!!!

[Jagartan10]

he is SO funny and adorable! Love him <3333

[test123ok]

wow I love this band even more now ...wait... is that even possible ??

[omgdragonsrule99]

dang this group is more inappropiate than i thought... wow

[animeNinja357]

soooo funny XD lol :) <3

[Domnomnomification]

Man, never realised how inappropriate the group is. I LOVE it!

[Tennisgirl1990]

Now coldplay do play quality music unlike this x factor shit...

[redfox04]

''Liquid ember not much fruiting, but there's lots and lots of rooting'' !!! LMAO!

[ukstevey]

I have a completely different opinion of the guy after watching this - I assumed he took himself very seriously with all that stuff he puts on his hands but reassuringly he seems to be quite normal and witty.

[cecemzbbear47]

i like the way he moved when his said plus gwineth is making drumsticks and that line was hilarious

[HeratyIRN]

@Eman117S no let's not listen to Peter griffin :)! Coldplay's music is legendary

[Eman117S]

i think cold play should listen to peter griffin when he says that they should start making songs that aren't whiny bullcrap!! best advice they could be given

[DanielTimothy]

Coldplay are the biggest load of shite ever

[JackCAFC]

@DanielTimothy good joke mate

[OliByGolly1]

@JackCAFC What a twat he was.

[loss7y]

im one of those 16 yr olds who are bullied for loving coldplay... but im proud because coldplay with the help of God is what got me out of my hardest times in my life :D

[KristyClear]

@loss7y who the hell would bully someone in general and in particular because of Coldplay?? Just had to answer to your comment b/c it seriously shocked me -.- the people doing that probably have no brain or/and no heart.

Coldplay rocks and so do you for listening to them!

[loss7y]

@KristyClear thanks bro... your awesome too!

[KristyClear]

@loss7y actually it's sis ;-) but thanks I know 'bout bullying and it's not worth to spend one single though on those people believe me

[TheRoone11]

GWYNETH PALTROW IS THE LUCKIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD :( !!

[ThePiinkNiinja]

I love him with such a passion.

[KATY12395]

Why is he so cute and funny at the same time ?

[poseidonbluegurl]

Ooomg his voice is sooo sexxyy!!! I love Chris Martin -3

[nintylite]

i'm 14 and I think coldplay are the best band (except the beatles) in british history and i'll never not love them :3

[zaku646]

@nintylite what does your age have to do with anything?

[thejojomcfro]

do kids really get made fun of for liking coldplay?

[FrigidFriction]

@thejojomcfro I do all the time. When people go through my ipod and see them, they frown and throw insults at me. I don't understand what is with the intense dislike towards them. I understand if people dislike them, everybody has different tastes, but to take it out on the fans?

[ahpuesbru]

@thejojomcfro what?

[milkky1988]

2:39 LOL

[FeMace4]

Screw all the haters ! This man is a LEGEND ! Go Chris Go COLDPLAY !

[Camilingue3]

His voice is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo SEXYYYY!!! Lov him sooooo much! <3

[1122awsomeman]

my friends name is Chris Martin

[MissMasterPlan]

he has the best voice in the world, i love his singing voice and also that british accent

[lalalalaMUSE]

@ 1: 06 ,who's Chris referring to? Nine-year-old boy?

[herecomeskayla]

@lalalalaMUSE Pretty sure Justin Bieber. LOL!



[Origianlz]

@lalalalaMUSE For telling Coldplay they sucked

[phooeyish]

What a lousy fuckin video

[MegaObamaGirl]

Wait This mindfuck amazing songbird is married with kids? Shit. But at the same token I;m happy. I'm not surprized he's married though. I meam anyone would fall for Chris. :3

[brittttv]

@2.31 you can see Chris think what he wants to say, but he's thinking 'can I say this??'

[MrSeedMachine]

Ricky Gervais' laugh...

[Niecee44]

His speaking voice is lovelyyyy!

[Olimpijaaa]

God, do I hate Gwyneth Paltrow.

[onlineadr]

1:04 no need to thank him... he is a pile of shit compared to you chris

[computer12331]

"plus,gwyneth making drumsticksss", lol :D

haahahahahahahahhhahaa

[Jodi105]

@computer12331 sorry but i don't really get the joke... english isn't my first language, so can someone please explain to me why this is so funny? thanks :)

[mazmadiagirl]

Haha :)

[AliLovesColdplay]

@TheCitygal87 Why are you watching this Video then?? :L

[TheCitygal87]

@AliLovesColdplay I just wrote the person I hated most on youtube then this video came up, then put up my comment of truth to see how many idiots responded to me

[AliLovesColdplay]

@TheCitygal87 You are a Twat :L You have NOTHING better to do with your life. Go criticize Justin Bieber and leave the Sweetest Man in the world, alone!!!!

[TheCitygal87]

@AliLovesColdplay Perhaps I am a twat, what are you gonna do about it? I have many things to do with my life, you are just one of those lame ppl I respond to and forget about in 5 minutes after this comment and go do something else. btw, I also criticize bieber as much as idiot Chris, Sweetest man, that made me lol XD

[cockshield]

He's about as funny as a burning orphanage.

[scottish39d]

He's not funny...

[62anweshroy]

taht 9 yr old guy....who's balls hadn't drop was surely ruining my life....haha....

[lalalalaMUSE]

@62anweshroy

[tonychopper2]

what show was chris interviewed on at 1:45?

I'm trying to look for it on youtube

[TheStellawright]

@tonychopper2 its the jonathan ross show

[567Arceus]

i would alwaaaaaaaaaaays call u back baby,<3

viva COLDPLAY<3

[LetsStopThisSong]

Good looking, funny as hell, and an amaaaazing voice. Holy crap i want to be Gwyneth Paltrow.

[donatella777]

please someone can tell what he says in the part with ricky gervais ? my english is not very well pleeeeasee i herad something about gwyneth??

[xfactor541]

2:40 Sounds so much like Stephen Merchant right there LMAO!!! And then ricky's laugh just topped it all off

[xxxluarosaxxx]

I pictured Chris to be such a different person. So serious and stuff. Then I went to a Coldplay concert last night and it all changed. Love them so much more now

[allxtar]

2:30 sums up my life

[TheOlive531]

love it this is amazinggggggg <3

[TheOlive531]

this is where guy stands and is handsome, this is where jonny stands and looks at guy LOL <3

[GACcrewFAN77]

ive watched this soo many times....love it sooo much...i have all these as my ringtones :)

[thecottingleyfairy]

he's soooo lovely. my ideal man.

[SupaMario64]

My name is Chris Martin, and I'm probably as perverted as this guy. c:

[alice2971]

love this ive watched it like 20 million times

[62anweshroy]

@alice2971 There aren't that many views :p

[alice2971]

@62anweshroy lol smarty

[62anweshroy]

@alice2971 lol!! You must be big Cold play and Chris Martin fan ...I mean look at your channel!! All i see is coldplay and Chris Martin!!!

[alice2971]

@62anweshroy i just created my channel so i can listen to a good playlist while surfing the web. and yes i love me some coldplay

[agnethe23]

i just fall in love with him, i love hi sense of humour

[ILIVEINTHELITTLEROOM]

His voice is even more awesome when he's just talking.

[SnooblerRubbleBoots]

It's only Chris Martin from Coldplay!

[nevada522]

liquid amber seen to me you my very favourite three ;D haha

[DACappola]

are they gay or just high?

[gnocchigurl]

I love British men. They're hilarious.

[YourHotSims]

I was feeling bad because I'm sure theres some kids who say they like Coldplay and then took some abuse for it in the playground. So I had a feeling about 18 months ago, that I would really like to make them feel proud for liking Coldplay.

[ceceissoareso]

Plus gwenyth's making drumsticks. Ha

[Dhubbucks]

i love his hand design

[MadmanMancusi]

LMFAOOOO...Is that Ricky Gervais' laugh at 2:46? AHAHAHAHAHA

[beefweef]

@MadmanMancusi considering he runs across the screen afterwards....

[Reval171]

Hes Mah Best Friend ! 

[amigirl00]

He Is Such A Perv!!!!......I Love It!!!!<3<3<3

[VioVioletViolets]

2:39 to 2:46... priceless. :)

[gymnastmiley95]

I LOVE HIM MORE THAN LIFEEEE

[PepperDr94]

I'm sixteen and Im the biggest Coldplay fan I know. I could care less who says anything bad about Coldplay. They're the biggest band in the world, if anyone is EVER ashamed to be a Coldplay fan, then they need to get some help because they're not human......

[NolavAvaloN]

@PepperDr94

same with me:D

and yeah i agree.

[PepperDr94]

@NolavAvaloN NICE! sex? ;D

[NolavAvaloN]

@PepperDr94

hahhahaha no xD

[PepperDr94]

@NolavAvaloN ok :( NICE YOUR A FAN TOO THOUGH :D

[wanama4ever]

Does anyone else see a young Hugh Laurie?

[PromotingRape]

i would go gay for chris martin, srsly

[IWishTodayWas2days]

WHY Gwyneth??? Why her and not MEEE??? :(

Chris, I'm in love with you...awww

[mry75]

@IWishTodayWas2days Why Gwyneth and not you? well i'm just speculating but i guess your not an international movie star and i hate to say it but that may have sealed the deal . When i was stalking Gwyneth and once the restraining order was done she told my arresting officer that if i'd been an international music artist things could have worked out, that and a bag of jelly babies apparently.

[IWishTodayWas2days]

@mry75 Haha wait...you were stalking Gwyneth??

anyway I'm just a fan who loves Coldplay... don't take things too seriously mate! I obviously love Chris Martin since I'm in love with his beautiful music ;D

[mry75]

@IWishTodayWas2days was just trying to be a little funny certainly not taking things seriously!!! i love the music too best concert was luckyu to see coldplay in abu dhbai best conceert i;ve been to but this is a really good video to see more about chris aswell....the gwyneth thing was all blown out of proportion ha ha.

[IWishTodayWas2days]

@mry75 Haha ok  I didn't get the irony 'cause my english isn't that good lol!

Yea I saw them live too,they're amazing!!!! :D Love them so much!!! :)

[bananaphoneXP]

@emilyemp3 thank you SO much for posting this! :D it's brilliant! really it is! <3

[emilyemp3]

@bananaphoneXP Thank you so much for watching ;) <3

[NolavAvaloN]

why is he married. .. ughghghh

[aslongasitlasts]

OK, I'd say something honest - I don't listen to Coldplay, in fact I've avoided them. But they seem like such nice guys after I watched it. I don't think you hear enough about them being nice and funny.

[ColdplayIsMyWorld]

I would definitely call him back

[BOWDITCH14]

2:47 i knew straight away that was Ricky Gervais haha!

[zanuxiite]

I am 17, and my first crush was.. Chris Martin on 13 :D It was long and tearful way to understand that Chris will never marry me :D haha, but I still love him :)

[thewhiteafrican]

"it's only chris martin from coldplay..."

[ENGflameLIV]

" One week you're divorced, the next week your band is broken up-it's terrible... I'm glad I'm not me"- love that one

[smileychick99]

Ha!this is so good love it!!:)

[Robertfrostistheansr]

That's because he is.

[drgdrf]

He sounds english when he doesn't sing.

[19jom19]

@drgdrf yes because he IS english :P

[sade1234567whatever]

@drgdrf because he is

[casaBLANKAs]

I had no idea he was so funny!!! :) Now I like Coldplay even more! ;)

[boldaslove182]

The interview with Chris on 'Enough Rope' with Andrew Denton is the best interview I have ever seen with him. If you haven't seen it, look it up in full. Well worth it. Makes me smile everytime

[Ryanaze]

I'm 17 and I abuse people for NOT liking coldplay

[LoveLevine182]

Chris Martin you are awesome. I'm not ashamed for liking Coldplay they're an amazing band :)

[pvtxpotrenko]

i'm a 14 year old, i made quite some people fall in love with coldplay, but i go through a really rough time with a bunch of fucked up people who love pop, rap and shit music with the stupidist sickest meanings...i just simply say, 'Fuck you, i'd rather masterbate than talk to you.'' i actualy use to say that before i saw this video...xD

[tipsythejypsy]

can somebody have him narrate a documentary on space or something? please!

[SportyShorty1324]

I am that 16 year old who got abuse for liking Coldplay. Thanks Chris.

[SonicTractor]

@SportyShorty1324 same

[MrAJFranchise]

when i was 16 i got abuse for liking coldplay and u2 im now 17 and it continues.

[fromaworldcorrupted]

didnt know he was such a funny guy!

[grady407]

happy birthday chris martin!

[MsHarrythedirtydog]

great

[MsHarrythedirtydog]

nothing wrong with a great message

[supervalery8]

someone can write this quotes, please?

[zeidypaola]

what did he say from 2:39 to 2:46 ? i didn´t understand it

[delshayDiCamilliano]

@zeidypaola "Okay; let;s get on with this. I gotta do 80 signings in land mines this afternoon, and I want to get back for Deal or No Deal, plus Gwenyth's making drumsticks. At least...That's what I got out of it, and I also thought he was vegetarian. D:

[wishgod]

@zeidypaola he says "Ok, lets get on with this, i gotta do aids, alzheimers and land mines this afternoon, and i wanna get back for deal or no deal, plus gwyneths making drumsticks!"

[hoffqueen]

chris is adorable:)

[LordAdrian]

I hate this guy,dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bitch

[evernetherall]

Chris Martin, besides being meh'fave singer alive, has an amazing sense of comedic timing, esp. he can do "the pause," lol. Also he can really hold his mug when he's doin 'camp' in Extras! Yay for Chris Martin & Coldplay! ^_~\\

[PepperDr94]

How many times does he talk about sex in this XD

[delshayDiCamilliano]

@PepperDr94 As poetic as he is, he's a super pervert. It's hilarious, yet disturbing.

[PepperDr94]

@delshayDiCamilliano LMAO true, true LOL

[sunbear1301]

@delshayDiCamilliano Hahaha

[MsHarrythedirtydog]

@delshayDiCamilliano

pervert or happy to look ? it is nice to look around you know

[delshayDiCamilliano]

@MsHarrythedirtydog Lol. Idk.

[PepperDr94]

@delshayDiCamilliano I just noticed your response to me is the top comment. LMAO

[delshayDiCamilliano]

@PepperDr94 That's how I roll.

[PepperDr94]

@delshayDiCamilliano YEA it is ;D

[jimefowks]

"guy's area where he just stands and is hadsome. jonny's area where he stands and looks at guy" hahahahahahahahahhaha so funny. Chris is hillarious.

And yes, Gus is always handsome :)

[EpicMinded]

@jimefowks lol, jonny's just jealous

[yellowsevenxD]

2:46

Ricky Gervais! :D

[theSPAMstudios]

@emciacoldplay oh

its so clear to me now

thanks

[theSPAMstudios]

wait at 3:33

what does he say?

an A (8) for my girlfriend?! isnt he maried to gwyneth pwaltrow or something??

[MrTyronn]

@theSPAMstudios his daughter

[theSPAMstudios]

@MrTyronn yeah i got that now

[94fiorella]

Chris Martin es muy lindo y muy gracioso =D

[teen4373]

Make your order now # lushfmlk.info #

[stokedsmallfry]

I love rule number 3 :) wish artists like Kesha could follow it..

[lmcgee]

that's hilarious, coldplay is absolutely amazing, i could (and have) listen to them all day!

[ravsmpsn]

when was he on "The Hour"?

[Tuffixo]

he is so so so lovely <3 <3

[AndreaManion]

British humor is so weird.

[coldplaylover1000]

@AndreaManion it really is -_- i never get the joke.

[whoisyourmumME]

flight of the conchords

[originalColdplayfan]

he is just so unbelievably sweet, very very cute!!