titus: I'm Calling the cops

[pokemon9513]

the top comment (s) just made my facebook statues

[TheDivaLounge]

I'm dying of laughter to the point of TEARS!!!

[EvilDarknessSage]

Well I couldn't let her do that, twas my father's place.

so I cracked the door and she punched me in the face.

So I summoned my manhood from bottom to top

and screamed like a little girl, "I'M CALLING THE COPS!!"

[EvilDarknessSage]

"When all of a sudden arose such a clatter.

I sprang from the couch to see what was a matter.

I went to the window, tore open the blinds.

And there was my girlfriend, quite out of her mind.

And I'm just standing there, heart pounding with fear.

She's banging on the glass door with a vodka bottle..filled just bout to here.

And I knew the window couldn't take it,

and she screamed, "Open the door you bastard I'll fucking break it!!"

[94kamie]

Lmaoooooooo!!!! Love himmmm

[gurunightmarethefart]

Amen brother.

[hulkman627]

this man is the funniest man in the world