Shit Gay Guys Say

[WalterSantosPR]

Im gay, and even though you missed the mark on a lot,this sh*t was funny! xD

[MrTomcat15]

Just saying, he was hot...

[bondingo]

I don't know any gays who say anything remotely like any of these. How did this get so many views? It's the most grossly inaccurate "Shit ____s Say" I've ever seen. It's not even offensive, just...wtf.

[La10X]

You forgot

I think i got some of your shit on my dick.

[Torpedot]

Hunny bunch, it's satire. Stop looking for things to be offended about. I'm gay and I think it's FUNNY!

[24xix]

u're so hot LOL

[Stinsoe96]

This is more, shit jefferySelf says.

[nenemyles6]

i do say that



[shaideezie]

I'm gay..But I'm a girl. Gayy Prideeeee<333333

[1892839389482908424]

im gay!!!! gaypride forever <33

[Actor1278]

I don't know what kind of gay you are, but this was absolutely horrid and none of my gay friends say this Sh*t. Delete, Delete, Delete, and Try again. :)

[TheTopmanJoshx]

I'm gay, have loads of gay friends, this video is totally off of the mark!

[mikey79097]

So am I a bad gay if I don't understand a word of this?

[huutcherdiing]

@mikey79097 if you're a bad gay, then so am i. lol.

[ejoan279]

Sheldon's brother haha 

[lalalynnsey]

How do you sing while brushing your teeth? Been trying that for years...

[unobtainablecrisean]

check out my cover of Love On Top and follow me on twitter @criseanofficial

[kikisdreamhouse]

You need to add the tag "Sacramento gays," too

[Draxinifly]

This is brilliant!

[TroySundt]

:12 omg!! CHEMEX!!! i love you :)

[Xloi63]

huh?

[perezidda44]

crappy

[emohippienerd1]

0:15 sit back down where you belong in the corner of my heart with you high-heels on- Lady GaGa-You and I

[briEsp90]

He's singing Yoü and I by Lady Gaga :) love it!!!

[Ddys2005Grl]

This is so accurate! My best friend sounds just like this!

[sadracb]

Haha he is holding the camera by himself. :Forever alone:

[ocalaballa]

He looks like the guy from college humor

[applepieisgood100]

is he gay in real life?

[GaaraSabuka]

i so say HEY GIRL and HEY DIVA as well as making the utmost assumptions of OH HE IS DEFO GAY either because i find him fit or because he bleeps on my gaydar :/

[MIKOSKATES]

@GaaraSabuka fag

[GaaraSabuka]

@MIKOSKATES and proud!!

[TGirlz4lif3333]

I love gay guys but.........Am i supposed to be gay to understand this? Wow

[ninoallemo]

Middle thumb  ::NotBad::

[keytroniclove]

Hamburger Mary's is too pimp!!!! But I agree, being there on a Monday night is kinda rough!!!!

[LeeDoc6595]

Dont mean to sound creepy but i would love you as a boyfriend <3

[egyptfreaka]

Who the Hell is Richard?!?!

[adavis399]

The Gene Kelly ornament part is the bit that really got me.

[mknightsrunner08]

i love Hamburger Mary's. we don't have any in Nebraska!!!!! closest on is in KC. 4 hrs away.

[delaptravis1]

Yeah, I definitely don't say any of these except for maybe singing Gaga in front of a mirror.

[MermanDarrien]

omg I think im the only one old enough to get all the jokes -.- *feels so old*

[scarli100]

Hey Iv got serious question...Do you have pectorals excavatum ? P.E ?

[danceblast15]

...I'm gay and WHO is Lily Tomlin?

[pmurraymusic]

This is more along the lines of Gay Music Theatre guys. Still funny though. Very sitcom-ish.

[MrTylerGaga]

Only thing that relates to me is Singing Gaga ;)

[paisas4lifee]

i love how hes singing gaga's song

[BaileyNick98]

I've never said ANY of these phrases...

[KESchup]

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btw, this video is awesome!

[amirhobson]

wtf is this.....lots of gay people don't act anything like this!

[SquidTheHorse95]

Are you or are you not Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory?

[KellyTheHedgie35]

...He sounds like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory...

...

He even kinda looks like Sheldon...

[KatanaHaus]

@KellyTheHedgie35 LOL

[screwthis900]

well....... no. 

[pineapplelovegirl]

thats mean, not gay but thats a bit mean dude

[DannyTheGayFag]

I'm super gay! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

[arisadaminami]

He's singing Lady Gaga right?

[1ucantmesswith]

Interesting...I'm gay and I couldn't relate to ANY of this. Maybe it should be called "Shit fem gays say" - just to be more accurate, rather than putting us all in that stereotypical, fem category.

[TheJosh375]

I would make a gay joke ...butt fuck it....

[kinglaith7]

This sucks (no pun)... but really, most gays (at least the gays I'm around) are NOTHING NOTHING like this I tell you! This is what dido girls WISH all gay men were like. "OMG let's go shopping!" Kill yourself!

[Swagg409]

He's a real pro at acting gay. im impressed.

[binxlillytess]

the song you should of sung when u were brushing ur teeth was "im coming out, i want the world to know, that im coming out!"

[ZombehGirl]

still not as gay as twilight.

[yeahitspersonal]

This is gayer than cum on a mustache

[Crazyblessed85]

That was so gay

[BansheeMilk]

see "SHIT ANDY ROONEY SAYS"....so funny

[yoursexisonfire09]

if you're actually gay - real shame! why are all the gay ones super cute??

[slwilliams75]

cute

[dingobabystealer]

Fuck this guy.

[JaydLeseG]

Don't get it ...

[Jr2dru]

do you even know anyone whose gay? im gay and hang around gay guys and i didnt get any of that...

[WWEQAF]

@Jr2dru a lot of it is of an older generation of stereotypical gay men, Im gay too, and only 20, but my desire to be culturally knowledgeable allowed me to understand most of this, regarding the names, (Braden, etc...) just gayish sounding names a la Pepper, Longenes, etc from Modern Family.

[jzapert]

@Jr2dru Well I'm gay too and I can confirm that Entertainment Weekly DOES just keep coming, and Parker Posie does just crash at your friend's friend's houses. Just a second, I'm getting tickets to Lilly Tomlin's new one woman show in the another tab. Okay, back. Julia Sugarbaker.

[mcrpunkluvmcr]

HAMBURGER MARY'SSSS!!!!!!!!!! <3

[Sonikkid1]

Hamburger marys? As in the one in Denver? XD

[MrBisexuallySexy]

yeah.....I didn't get it. Is...is he trying to be gay?

[fierceindeed]

This video was not funny.

[shaysraps]

@nativenewlondoner Wait your Canadian THANK GOD i know right never gets it

[FDR315]

pitiful, not sure why youtube recommended the video.

[MrAlexrawwwr]

I'm from SoCal and yeah, most are like this. I'm one of the few who isn't hahaha funny video even though I didn't get most of it.

[Personaforever]

was like "Isn't that JefferySelf?" Then I saw the name.XD I love you.

Alex is a gay name. You sang lady gaga and at 14 I got alot of these jokes...should I be worried?

[LifeasAPrincess1]

I'm a girl & he's so fucking hot, if only he wasn't gay !!!

[immatureadult1]

It's making fun of a specific stereotype.

I'm from southern California and this describes half the other gay men I know.

By the way, I LOVE that tanktop.....

Too much?

[meggie1610]

It's supposed to be a stereotype, and that's what it achieves: making fun of a STEREOTYPE.

[sexipants]

I can relate to the 'attempting to sing with a frothing mouthful of toothpaste/brush in my mouth, but thankfully, the rest remain clichéd stereotypes!

[skuldorai]

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS RICHARD FELLOW?!

[cuutie45piie]

okayyy?... im not gay nor a guy but i still sing with a tooth brush in my mouth. i rock Brittany Spears

[gaber1346]

honestly if you actually watch Jeffery self, this should be titled "shit Jeffery self says"

[gaber1346]

love you Jeffery!

[lovehoopsgrl]

This shld be shit RICH gay guys say.

[Coolguyuno1]

Fags........

[eddBTW]

you & i

[LittleRedMuse]

I know a gay Richard... :)

[freakylocz14]

Why do they all have to be stereotypical?

[inmyownworld11]

@freakylocz14 That's the joke....

[candybites]

JEFFERY AND COLE CASSEROLE!!!!

[SRS1428]

@aspazzyrainbow I am gay, dumbass.

[SRS1428]

@aspazzyrainbow

[viewmstr3d]

More like: shit an "A" gay says.

[RCasto]

"Hey Girl.... Hey Diva.... Hey Richard..." lol

[lking305]

there not jokes its just what gay people say lol ^^

[seraphimrock]

@lking305 I'm gay and i've lived all over and I don't know anyone gay who talks like this. it looks more like what a str8 guy "who has never seen a gay man" thinks gay men say.

[MaknALivinOuttaLyfe]

Invisible water in the water pot....

[Reereeeeeful]

:o you were on 30 rock (:

[XxXPerseus]

"Stockard Channing is in 'Heartburn'?!"

[cookiemonster7392]

he sounds like sheldon, lol.

[dirkhpeterson]

the only funny thing he said was "Julia Sugarbaker"

[Absorber999]

ummm there is stuff here that normal guys say too o.o

[pianoman8778]

Ya, I'm gay and I don't do any of that... Okay, fine, I sing sometimes when nobody is watching... but not while brushing my teeth. That's weird.

[samoanguy808]

um Im Gay and i dont say any of this shit

[ekim227]

30 ROCK! that's where I know him from! It was driving me insane!

[nekochick42]

confused.

[SRS1428]

This should be titled "Shit stereotypical faggots say". Not all gay men are like this and I sure as hell am glad that I'm one of them.

[aspazzyrainbow]

@SRS1428 why are you "sure as hell glad"? Gay people are human beings just like straight, bisexuals, and transgendered people! Also, "faggot"? Demeaning and insulting.

[DeepCutHurt]

i didn't get any of this... and im gay....

[DaffydMorris]

props for the gaga reference <3

[spenellichan]

so hot <3

[naamloos1337]

there isn't really a "shit guys say"

guys don't say alot -.-'

[MegaLiePie]

Thumbs up for Hamburger Mary's

[ichbineincoolcat]

I guess since I'm not gay I don't get it....I was unaware they said these things.

[LimegreenMarch19]

"Are we going to Richards house-warming party" HAHA for some reason I just started laughing like CRAZY!

[11poketrainer]

Sheldon Cooper? He sounds like him. Is Sheldon gay because he sounds like Sheldon

[AbercrombieQT88]

This is like Shit Sheldon Says or Shit Rich White Guys Say..lol

[DigitalFunBobby]

This is more the upper-middle class gay...wine, show tunes, Hamptons, light gossip. Most people think of the more raunchy, sexually aggressive, crass and vulgar gays.

[TravisTylerBlack]

This should be "What vapid West Hollywood gay guys say"

[BlackBuddha777]

This should be called "shit snobbish white gay guys say"..

[JialiangSun]

I FIND THIS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE.

[yaktownfinest88]

I'm gay and none of that shyt ibe sayin

[aquatix]

How does that happen? I was all prepared to state 'I don't say that'...then you pull the "I don't even subscribe to Entertainment Weekly and they just keep sending me..."

Effen EW.

[DDD033]

Okay I'm gay and I did not get half of these jokes....

[Chavez323]

@DDD033 haha same here.

[ghrpdx]

@DDD033 You must not be a flamer. I don't get them either.

[Drax21OG]

@DDD033 Neither did I, but im little.

[KFB186]

HEY wasn't he on 30 rock as Liz's gay nephew or something??

[Yattasmoothie]

omg, lame !

[certerum]

Bag of penises

[ToastyJane]

He sounds eerily like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory at some points.

[a1rjord4n]

This is my problem with gay people, they wanted to be treated equally, yet they act like there a whole different race of people, `Shit gay people say`???really?? If u want to be treated equally stop by doin shit like this, its retarded, and your throwing yourself into a steorotype which will never be accepted by society, coming from a straight guy.

[mhoppalify]

@a1rjord4n Seriously? It's called a meme. They have shit girls say, shit black people say... but I suppose if you're enough of an idiot to share your problem with gay people on a JOKE video about gay men, then you're probably also stupid enough to be a racist and a sexist. Don't even pretend there is a reason to be homophobic because there isn't. And thanks, sug, for telling us you're a straight dude. We NEVER would have known.

[a1rjord4n]

@mhoppalify LMAO, u are an idiot...did you not read what i said? BTW, i dont give a shit about a meme, im not on the stupid ass internet all day i got better shit to do, now back to the main point: Im not homophobic,I had an uncle who was gay till he passed away, but he was still cool and i would have never known he was gay till he came out, I just wish some gay people didnt try so hard to be unique or w/e you wana call it, just be fucking normal people, stop acting like the guy in this video.

[peacelovesarahh]

@a1rjord4n you want people to be "normal"? so that means straight people shouldn't be unique either? 

[a1rjord4n]

@peacelovesarahh Stop takin my shit outta context.

[peacelovesarahh]

@a1rjord4n k

[LeaLikesIcecream]

'Hey Richaaard' :D

[LoserlyCool]

I'm gay, and I don't talk like that or even act like that. Stereotypes.

[kalacs32]

@LoserlyCool It's supposed to be a joke, get it easy.

[Dakhar]

Hamburger Mary's! Uggggh yes.

[brittsanford]

sounds like sheldon of big bang theory

[travelingcarpenter]

and the number 1 saying is......man my ass hurts.

[beatlesopusnintendo]

Ha! The Entertainment Weekly thing is the same with me!

[flawlesswithin]

you hold your camera all the time.....

forever alone!

[subzerosmokerain]

What's the song he's singing when he's brushing his teeth?

[bohnenstein]

@subzerosmokerain Isn't it Yoü and I?

[TheTechWilliams]

Hmm, not to feed into the stereotypes, but are all white skinny gay guys like that? I know alot of different gay guys including myself and none of us talk like that. XD

[mrpizzanipples]

i love that song =D

[MrDeeGagaa]

never said anything like this before , but i have sung lady gaga you and i brushing my teeth ahahhaa

[Gvf77x]

Richard.

[KristenKk]

he is cute and all but I don´t get why this has so many views:(

[ktkizkool]

you forgot: FABULOUS!! haha(:

[ashiq905]

i love u <3

[mondezdurden]

LOL. this guy is entertaining.