line rider

[TLtimelord]

Those are teeth.

[dirtydanx6]

R those penises? My roommate thinks they r, but I think he's full of shit.

[defklown]

THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUESTION SIR. I'LL USE MY LIFELINE ON THIS ONE. ASK THE AUDIENCE! OKAY AUDIENCE SEND YOUR ANSWER TO

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[iluvitsmemorphious]

i think they r

[FutureArmiiSoldier]

ow. Thi line shit is gay I never even heard of it

[defklown]

This FutureArmiiSoldier shit is gay. I've never even heard of him.

[xiamimigia]

I don't get it

[defklown]

The man is riding the lines.

[blackdeath798]

u mean sex

[JoeNoToes]

Penises, how rude!

[mikespike969]

huh i didnt know retards played line rider

[zamboniracer]

hey check out my line rider vid he actually stays ON the sled!

[bikertris]

shit

[Rey513]

poor penises. they're the real victims. victims of harsh criticism, and even harsher line-rider raping. They never did anything but sit there sticking up, being proud of what they are! And yet they are hated for it.... lol

[CruchyWalks]

thats actually good i like it

[FabricSoftener164]

you cant even keep him on the sled!

[defklown]

Of course I can. I just chose not to in this video.

[scorneau34]

good dude its realy cool but why did you kill your pinguin.if i was maen to you sorry

[defklown]

I actually have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

[BoogieMonster063]

You can delete it. So why not?

[kookieluvr10]

u should have sum music

[sonicknx]

PENIS!

[slamerrr]

LOL I feel sorry 4 the guy on the sledge!

[endora60]

That looked kinda like a face

[defklown]

Yeah, maybe like your face. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Pikestra]

I prefer it when the rider stays on d sledge till d end

[defklown]

I prefer it when dumbasses don't tell me stupid shit.

[iitakedeyuki]

LOL

[jackgodwin]

loada crap!

[CremeansT10]

you serious?

[defklown]

Hell no.

[cyrilperks778]

poor lil dude.. and that sucked budy... cheack mien out!

[HAFALFFER]

It sucked? You used the updated version which has stuff like deleting the last line, an eraser, and much more. I bet you couldn't do any better if you were using the first version.

[defklown]

Naw man...it sucked.

[nick127712]

that fucking sucked!!

[defklown]

Sorry buddy, but xRyNo beat you to the punch. Better luck next time.

[Aiden1337]

lol wtf ppl, theres no boost button or any thing. when u put hella lines on eachother it shoots ur rider out

[defklown]

what

[Endermc]

haha... man, you have a gore mind... poor little guy....

[defklown]

He enjoyed it very much.

[danny2807]

How do u use the boost

[Anno1948bball]

jaja standart

[xavixx]

If you want to see a good LR video with music see my video !!

[Jerrycobra]

theres a boost button?

[defklown]

Yes.

[whirean]

wow that was weird

[nilzeeen]

Nice dude..!

[DrPlastercast]

LOL that is awsome dude very funny lol

[NickNacz]

what programm did you use to record that?

[WildTok]

mdr. c pa vrai connard !!!!

[nister5]

hahah suks

[NJA1991]

your not good enough ^^ LMFAO ROFL BLACK PENIS

[shortypimp2k7]

not good enough

[defklown]

Not good enough to do what...?

[NJA1991]

big thick black penis'is at the end LMFAO ROFL

[defklown]

Yes.

[xmarksdadamnbro]

cool lol

[defklown]

No.

[BrettClouthier]

seen better

[defklown]

No.

[RupDoosh]

greatest line rider ever?

[defklown]

No.

[scamp1985]

how do i get line rider?

[defklown]

Line Rider will come to you when the time is right.

[georgew25]

BAG OF SHIT

[defklown]

Your offer intrigues me. Tell me more.

[metcalfe6]

haha

[DrPlastercast]

uummm what were those things he landed in?

Kinda sick looking to me

[Thomasdragon]

Geek...

[crusienuke89]

that was awesome

[OCsmiles]

you do know hes supposed to stay ON the sled right...?

[zodozane]

some ppl like me preffer to ditch the sled and just use the person

[ludo00]

c dla merde

[defklown]

C'est pas vrai, connard.

[AndyBonafide]

this shit was wack

[defklown]

Ain't it the truth.

[XianRazius]

What program did you use to record? (and do not say fraps I tryed it)

[spike21194]

hyper cam fraps is for game slike halo

[defklown]

fraps

[Luckypet4747]

YOU EVIL INTRUDER

[defklown]

What am I intruding, exactly?

[TheShawMaestro]

The start is just childish, grow up.

[Lewis512]

Why don't you grow up? Are you afraid of a little fun?

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. Remember that next time you decide to act the adult, ya weirdo.

[defklown]

I think you mean the end is just childish...? If so, I can see where you're coming from. For everyone else, I shall explain TheShawMaestro's logic:

The end features penises. This is childish because everyone knows that adults don't like penises. Only children do.

Now, if you do indeed mean the beginning, then I have no fucking clue what you're talking about. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, I'm just putting it out there.

[TheShawMaestro]

i meant the end, its you screen capturer that plays the last bit first.

[aznguy789]

if u want to make him jump put a bunch of little spikes and he should go zooming

[Snoman17]

How do u ive him speed boosts like u did?

[longhorndb]

try getting his sled to end up with him - that would be more impressive

[defklown]

Try making a comment that hasn't already been made several times - that would be more impressive.

[james360anthrax]

one of the best sledless tracks ever!

[Danmthny]

did he land in dicks or pig feet?

[defklown]

Dicks.

[brokenheart17]

thats gotta hurt...

[bradbugna]

dude pleaseeeeee tell me how u got this recorder without havin 2 use a digital camera..when i use it its 2 blurry..how do u get it so that it records it on the comptuer..pllease tell me!!

[mibakun]

go to fraps.com, they have a free program to take up to 30 second clips.

[dawanian]

How do you post the videos. I am having problems.

[Scepterium]

ha ha, bravo!

[kaleynone]

hah thats awsome but how do you make him jump? O____o

[Enlightened666]

How do you make him fly up like that?

[DeathMonkey99]

that was retarded!

[shonny414]

UR RETARDED

[cheesyjohn]

I can tell your a noob.. but it was ok

[defklown]

You are a merciful man. A thousand thanks, sire.

[shonny414]

U SUCK

[MegiSohma]

OH! He lost his sled and he's STILL goin for it!

[defklown]

He just doesn't know when enough is enough.

[felski]

that is shit! no talent

[shonny414]

U SUCK

[f00kintwist3d]

ZOMG. How do you make him jump up and stuff?!?!

I must know.

[josmc93]

fukin totally fake!!!!

[defklown]

It's not fake. This really happened. That's my friend doing that. His name is Dan. He's sweet at sledding.

[jonboyxl]

Eww penises

[sasuke3061]

hey can u all tell me how to video tape my line rider without using a camera?

[sasuke3061]

hey how do u make a video without using a camera????plz reply i have a good 1. and plz dont be spam cause im desperate.

[ninetails11602]

they look like random pigs feet sticking in the air!!!I CANT BELEEV THEY R PENISES!!!

[defklown]

It's tough to draw in line rider. Especially with a touchpad. You can draw your own penises if you want. I won't stop you.

[decerto]

owned

[hugoribe]

AHUHAUUHAAHUAHUAHUAH

[nikolai17]

yo, wazzup

u ever heard of the one with undo tool

it is well better

[MidnightDemon14]

penis raped O_o

[defklown]

Pretty much.

[keemiaspink]

omg haha they look like penises lol

[defklown]

For serious? Penises? As in, male genitalia? Why, that would be...ridiculous.

[milua20]

That was neat. The end was a little disgusting... That was a really cool lr video.

[defklown]

If you think penises are disgusting, then I have some bad news for you...

[Mid3vil]

lol hes not even very good at launching the little guy... ive made a much better one. if u sweep the lines it works better. you can even make ladders if u know wut ur doing.

[defklown]

That makes sense, because I don't know what I'm doing.

[Jbiz0813]

how did u figure out all this stuff

[chasemitch]

i love this lil widget

[bezza010]

random lines going left to right

[MajorAddiction]

penises?

[defklown]

Yes.

[soupman345]

LOL GLITCHES!!

[BarnBrat]

That looks like it was controlled

it looks impossible

[forthalichking]

how do u video tape it.... **please message me**

[xRyNo]

I'm sorry, but that really sucked.

[defklown]

I forgive you.

[Cubeinthebox]

yea any11 can do that cause u just make him fall off the sled i like videos when the guy actually stays on the sled

[shadowsoilder]

man u peeps gotta stay on da sled

[kline28]

gay

[defklown]

I don't remember asking you for your sexuality.

[WeBuRnCrAyOnS]

why does he end in a penis???

[defklown]

It's symbolism, you philistine! Think about it! Any schoolboy will tell you that all life begins in the penis and all life ends in the penis. There, happy? You spoiled it for everyone else. Oh, and in case you were wondering, the penises are circumsised to represent the Apotheosis of Christ.

[joeb1l]

hes suposed 2 stay on da slay!

[defklown]

Tell me about it.

[lewismacleod]

I think you mis understood the general concept of the game.

[ksrecon]

Not a game, it's a "toy" lol.

[defklown]

I thought the general concept was to make a bunch of lines and shit and then post a video of it on the internet. I should go over the "how to play" help file again, or something. Thanks, bro.

[evancharles]

how do u get your line riders on youtube without camera

[KennyZcow]

Nice at the end,

RIGHT IN THE PENIS!! XD

[SiggyZardust]

GIANT PENORZ

[defklown]

Yeah.

[xxN3CROMANC3Rxx]

hax0rz i tell you

[hargon10]

wow, that is so ez to do, y r so many peps sayin its awesome

[defklown]

I dunno. Maybe they're dumb? You should get to work on figuring it out.

[hargon10]

wait r u sayin that i should post mine on youtube? well my comp sux, it says windows operaing system and spysweeper is a virus. and u said u filmed with excel, how the hell u do that lol

[Romber1]

Well considering that I could make something like that in 5 minutes, this is pathetic. Now if you made him do all that stuff while remaining on the sled, then I would be very impressed

[crazyshootingguy]

Actually i can do much better then that thany you very much infact ill do one this afternoon

[Romber1]

Well plz do. I wasn't trying to bash you, but I'm tired of seeing these kind of videos

[defklown]

Romber1, you realize that crazyshootingguy isn't the creator of the video, right? I don't know why the fuck he responded to your comment, which was directed at my video, but the point is, I am the creator. You know what it's called when people take credit for work that isn't theirs? Plagiarism. That's right. crazyshootingguy is a plagiarist. And, Romber1, you need to pay more attention.

[Romber1]

woops, my bad. I didn't remember who was the creator and just assumed the author would reply like that. I guess you can't always be so assuming

[crazyshootingguy]

where's the music... e.g. highway to hell!

[homestarrunner4742]

hells yeah on highway to hell!

[MKcin2]

lol..i never thought of trying to make him go without his slay..lol.

[jmaceachern]

whats with the penis'

[defklown]

It's quite simple. Penises. That's all there is to it.

[oapclan]

they not meant to stay on the sledge?

[daltonthe3]

hey that was sick i made a couple good one but noting like this i got a jump that the guy does four backflips in the air but i cant upload it onto youtube can you tell me how to do that?

[Cholliez0r]

is that 3 giant penis's at the end? xD

[defklown]

Yes. Yes those are.

[Nycago]

That's awesome!

[moepskie]

Hehehe!

[charliemehrer]

what program did you use to record this?

[defklown]

Microsoft Excel.

[Pikmin2468]

That's weird.

[mcc0205]

where's the music? e.g. Highway to Hell...

[mcc0205]

where's the music... e.g. highway to hell!

[nintendofat]

lol funny

[DogHills]

I have made some boring ones that beat this... I think

[TheColafool]

wtf was he suppose to do