Terminator 1 gun store

[EntropicMisanthropic]

He should have stuck around for the background check. "So...you don't have a driver's license, you're pretty sure you have a clean record....but you have no name?"

[FiorinaFury151]

The oouzi nein millimetah....?

[JackHaynes30]

Wherever The Red Dot Goes YA BANG!

[BruceBurnett]

To quote another great sci-fi psycho: "Guns, Guns, Guns!"

[NakedSnake85]

"You can't do that.." "PONG!!"

[CrystalSoundOne]

@NakedSnake85 he said "wrong"... not "pong"

[LSJShez]

An Uzi for home defence?

[caviper1]

@LSJShez - California...

[satisfiction]

@LSJShez gun-shop owner sarcasm :)

[LSJShez]

@satisfiction maybe, but I guess the Terminator said they were for home defence, as part of his "cover".

[FiorinaFury151]

DE OOOZI NEIN MILLIMIDA

[JoshElder1995]

fazed plasma rifle in a fourty watt range.

[EnragedKaneMay19]

Shopkeeper: UAWGH!!! @ 0:55 the look on his face is priceless!

[lampnmarco]

dear santa...

[unclebully7913]

WRONG !

[aCroatianSensation]

"Phased plasma rifle in a 40 watt range."

Looks like the terminator has been playing Fallout.

[nassmatic]

The oooozi 9 millameeeta!

[VNVNation2006]

He says the ".45 Auto with the long slide" was a good gun. It wasn't. That was an AMT Hardballer. Those are notorious junk. Lol

[vpdisco]

Awww, Mr. Fudderman got wasted.

[Anacondas101]

i feel sorry for the clerk, he seems such a nice guy!

[AloversGaming]

Shop keeper: "Hey! You can't do that!"

T-800: Oh, my bad my good sir, I am new in town and have yet to become custom to your ways of living.

Shop keeper: Hey, pal, we all make mistakes. Come back in 15 days and they're yours.

T-800: That sounds good....i'll be back.

[johnlovestohate]

@AloversGaming This is E.P.I.C

[kingv911]

If they ever remake A Christmas Story (the better not...) Ralphie should ask for a phased plasma rifle in the 40w range.

[ORACLE063]

40 watts of plasma couldnt light a small bathroom let alone burn the skin lol

[Battlefield369]

Pause at 0:56, they gunshop owner's face is priceless. It;s like "OH SHIT!"

[Battlefield369]

Keep pressing 6. lmao

[Gibbs17Slayer]

Guns, I need guns!

[necrolock]

FACK Q

[Sportschuetze84]

Who wonders that he did it with that prices ?

[eteledevil]

wrong :))

[VodkaDrinkingRussian]

WRAWNG!

[daraleekmyballz]

@VodkaDrinkingRussian lmao you said it best haha XD

[Karpens16]

The strongest civilian plasma rifle one could acquire at a gun shop only comes in varieties ranging from 15 to 30 watts. Believe me when I say that a rifle in the 15 watt range is enough for someone to have a very bad day.

[retromansss]

AHL!!

[TheSTOOPKID12345]

28 people had noh oozee nein millameetAHH

[areyamadbro]

did he die?

[Dracofangstudios]

@areyamadbro No he just got a shotgun shot to the chest...or probably the head im sure hes fine. hel just walk it off >_>

[areyamadbro]

@Dracofangstudios good, i was really worried.

[84kingmartin]

basically a fine example of how dumb some people can be!

[ares12790]

What retard shopkeeper leaves shotgun shells on the counter then hands the fucking shotgun over to a cybernetic orgasm to have a look and feel with?

[thepuzzler125]

@ares12790 And a gun shopkeeper's reaction would not be "You can't do that.", but more like pulling out his own gun saying "Get the fuck out!"

[moviehypno23]

@ares12790 "cybernetic orgasm"?? hahahahahaha holy crap that was funny xD

[ares12790]

@moviehypno23 yeah the terminator series 800, cyberdyne systems model 101 is a cybernetic organism with living human tissue over a metal endoskeleton. The CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer. The Terminator is an infiltration unit, part man-part machine. Underneath it's a hyperalloy combat chassis, microprocessor controlled, fully armored, very tough. But outside it's living human tissue. Flesh, skin, hair, blood, grown for the cyborgs.

[moviehypno23]

@ares12790 haha no I'm aware of a cybernetic organism and what it is, i just laughed cuz you spelled "orgasm" instead of "organism" (missed out on the n-i)

[ares12790]

@moviehypno23 oh lol. Whoops. My Bad. Spelling mistake. Oh well hopefully it ended up being funny

[999basille]

@ares12790 a cybernetic orgasm...WHAT!!???

[OmegaSaiyan92]

@ares12790 a cybernetic orgasm?

[killeroforce]

@ares12790 cybernetic orgasm?



[EntropicMisanthropic]

@ares12790 Nobody does as far as I can tell. Every gun store I've ever been to had the owners and employees carrying handguns on their hips with all the guns and ammo either locked through the action, locked behind glass or out of reach.

I've been told the biggest risk isn't getting robbed but people coming in, taking a single round out of an ammo box (like here) and committing suicide with one of the store's guns right on the floor. And then the store gets sued.

[ares12790]

@EntropicMisanthropic Hmmm, interesting point that you make there about random people coming in and taking a bullet off the ammo counter, loading a gun and then committing suicide. Would the shop keeper be liable here do you think?

[EntropicMisanthropic]

@ares12790 I've talked to several gun store owners who've had it happen to them and were sued by the surviving families as a result. Not sure how it turned out in court for them, but now they're VERY careful to separate boxed ammo from working guns.

I understand now the greatest risk is from places where you can rent guns to shoot at the store's range. Again, a lot of people become suicidal and either don't have the money, can't pass the background check or don't want to wait.

[EntropicMisanthropic]

@ares12790 One guy who I know real well was working at a gun store in Pennsylvania. A middle-aged lady came in asking for a 12-gauge double barrel shotgun for her son's birthday. She seemed perfectly happy. He handed her one to look and turned his back to pick up a different one from the rack, during which point she took two 12-ga shells out of her pocket and loaded it. He was halfway back around with the new gun when he heard both barrels go off.

[Skatanic5589]

@ares12790 lol you said orgasm

[CaramelHoteI]

WRANG

[tlv156]

poor harvey. lol

[petercharleskrug]

OH, MY GOD! HE KILLED MURRY FUTTERMAN! YOU BASTARD!!!

[clgreene100]

T3 is when everything got too weird. Sarah Connor dead from cancer, the T-800 neither a villain nor a hero...just running program without trying to improve itself.

[TheREGISMarkV]

@clgreene100 agreed. T1 and T2 were the only good ones, the rest of the sequels got ruined merely to make a profit off the franchise name.

[jacobkosh]

T2 is possibly the best sci-fi action movie ever made. They didn't fuck anything up - Robert Patrick was completely chilling as the bad guy, but in a different way from Arnie. You sound like you just wanted the first movie over again.

[prnkstr]

That has to be the biggest laser pointer Ive ever seen on a gun!

[horaciosi]

Arnold speaks LOLCAT.

[silvertusk]

Terminator doesn't buy guns. The guns buy the Terminator.

[stupidme123456789]

I was under the impression that under federal law, assault weapons are illegal without a license. Besides, gun stores don't stock up on these, the military caches them.

[EntropicMisanthropic]

@stupidme123456789 Wrong on both counts. Full-auto weapons ("machine guns") are illegal to make, buy or sell without special ATF permits and thus most gunstores don't deal in them, but you can easily walk into a well-equipped gun store in most states and walk out with a perfectly legal SEMI-auto version of a full-auto weapon. Semi-auto Uzis (both the carbine and the Micro pistol) are very common and will run you between $500-1000. Semi-auto AKs are cheaper at $300-700, and ARs are $1000-2k.

[stupidme123456789]

@EntropicMisanthropic I guess the terminator is just good with his fingers then, or are they really fully automatic for some reason

[EntropicMisanthropic]

@stupidme123456789 I think James Cameron didn't think too hard about it. The novelization of the movie stated that the Terminator stole a bunch of tools from a hardware store and simply illegally modified the Uzi and the Armalite to be full auto back at his hotel room. Kind of like how Reese promptly stole and illegally sawed off a shotgun as soon as he could.

[DJPelckerson]

27 ppl are a couple cans short of a 6 pack

[pe6obutilkata]

Just watching this makes me feel badass.

[motnahp1974]

Dammit Billy how many times did I tell you to not put the shotgun shells on the counter! Must be Gremlins!!!

[pe6obutilkata]

Cant get any more fuckin badass than Arnie.

[Lavern4101]

This is the fucking way the terminator should be. A cold killer cyborg. Not some nice good guy with to protect little shits like John Conner. Love the first movie but ALL of the sequels are shit.

[Archaeosix]

@Lavern4101 Woah, dude, Terminator 2 is not shit. It's one of the best action movies ever made EVER. It has the T-1000 for christ's sake ( who IS a cold killer ). You've gotta lay off on the crack man. ( 3 & 4 are shit, I'm with you on that )

[Lavern4101]

@Archaeosix T-2 was a great action movie, I'll give you that. But having Arnold go from a cold killing Terminator into a 'protector' was just very dumb IMO. I liked Arnold best when he was a phone book murderer opposed to raising one leg at a kids's command and talking about 'human feelings'. They fucked it all up.

[Archaeosix]

@Lavern4101 haha ok, that's fine. I understand. I also prefer to see Arnold just dropping people left and right with blood splattering everywhere. But hey, atleast they didn't make the terminator into a kindergarten cop or a pregnant man. lol

[Lavern4101]

@Archaeosix lol true but it would have been pretty cool if the terminator had a twin sidekick none other than danny devito!

[readigo]

TEH TWELF GAGE OTTOLOWDAH

[SuperMerlot]

look at the size of that laser sight. What it is using? a C size battery?

[GodBlessYou2008]

FAKE

[MrAkshay8opeth]

@GodBlessYou2008 WTF? you mean fake?

[GodBlessYou2008]

@MrAkshay8opeth Lol you were just trolled

[MrAkshay8opeth]

@GodBlessYou2008 x(

[trancendent]

They never have those phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range when you need them.

[Greno]

phase plasma rifle in a 40 watt range

[kingofladies04]

27 people are wrong. BOOM!

[briandbrian]

Didnt ask him for his firearm license..your mistake.

[thepaulgame]

why would the guy have the bullets on the table thats just asking to die which he did i mean sure he could have easily broke his or pull his heart out

[Darkazar52]

Since when Skynet make killing machine with austrian accent?

[pe6obutilkata]

Just watching this makes me feel badass.

[TitoOfficial]

lol one of my favorite scens from this move. "WRONG" then just blows his brains out

[gamergeek]

@TitoOfficial and if you recall, he said the same thing in commando before killing someone. classic. :)

[TheWheels777]

the working man gets no respect

[HitchHikersBlues]

I'm not American, but i love American Gun Stores.

It's the same in Commando (another great Arnie movie) the gun shop is an Aladdin's cave of hardware and clothes.

Makes me wanna do a Rambo on a small town...lol

[HitchHikersBlues]

@4illegalalien Z UZi 9 millimeter...you know you're weapons buddy! ...lol

[joltster109]

@wikawoo What?

[evilunixuser1]

does the store carry grenade launchers & flame throwers?

[OldSkoolgamerz]

This particular gun store lacks security and common sense if the clerk leaves ammo at the counter as if they were packs of chewing gum! XD

[TURKSTA19]

would you leave ammo laing around on the table ?

[HitchHikersBlues]

The best Terminator.

[HitchHikersBlues]

Arnie is without doubt, one of the most charismatic people ever to have walked the earth.

[Farekim]

@HitchHikersBlues

Wrong.

*BANG*

[whatuautado]

26 people were wanting a phased plasma rifle in a 40 watt range.

[carabookid]

THATS HISTORICAL

[Narrifani]

I've always wondered why the store owner wanted to close early.

[camaro76]

Something like this happened in my town a few years ago. Search "Macomb IL Farm King shooting" Some dude walked in with an AR-15 in his backpack, asked for ammo at the counter, loaded up a magazine right in front of the clerk, and began shooting.

[1234526610]

Arnold: Here's to the second amendment

[billabongodrum1]

ALL

[XxMistyChaserXx]

The store owner wasn't right.

[LukeLovesRose]

You can see just how fucking great James Cameron was in 1984... just in this one scene.

[rtrThanos]

The .45 Longslide, With Laser Sighting...or "Hardballer"...was actually a crappy long-term weapon. It had a serious problem with spalling. But I don't think the T800 even planned to clean the thing when he was finished at the police station.

[XmSaBeRmX]

ALL

[TheStrangeN]

UZEEE NIEN MILLAMEETA.

[thrashgordon88]

dee uzee nine millimetah

[canudigit97]

maybe not the best idea to give the 300 pound guy that looks like a killer and knows about weapons a gun with the ammo on the counter, yeeaaah not to smart

[TEXA5TATE]

WRONG!

[monkadelic13]

dear pawn shops; stock up on the plasma rifles next time

[RedJoe10]

Wrong.

[Thuggishdeer]

who puts the ammo on the counter?

[manco82]

@Thuggishdeer Nobody, but it was important for the drama of the scene for Arnie to blow away the gun owner to demonstrate truly how merciless he is.

[Thuggishdeer]

@manco82 Well.. Techinically he could have grabbed him from behind the counter and snapped his neck and grabbed all the weapons he needs.

[manco82]

@Thuggishdeer True enough. The point of the scene isn't to be 100% logical, but to really heighten the menace that is the T-800 in the audience. To scare us.

[joeratti]

@Thuggishdeer people dont expect emotionless terminators to come in the store

[Thuggishdeer]

@joeratti In reality you don't give a gun to a customer with the ammo in reach. Its just cinema.

[caviper1]

@Thuggishdeer - It is part of the American ethos. In the US it is quite normal to put and carry your ammo anywhere, e.g. shopping, school work, gas station, anywhere... In fact, it is good manners to offer ammo to strangers as a sign of peace and trust. Nothing weird or special with that.

[sosadman1]

@caviper1 LOL

[Colt2571]

@Thuggishdeer lol

[arthasbr]

Vendor: "Hey, you cant do that"

T-800: "Wrong... booommmmm"

LOL

[brendanraymond]

clearnce PMLOLOLOL

[saintbill]

Bet he's not scared of Gremlins anymore

[cgkeddington]

This movie was made before the f-ing unconstitutional Firearm Owners Protection Act of 1986 was passed and in the act there was an amendment called The Hughes Amendment that made it illegal for a civilian to make, import, ect fully auto firearms.

[789123Y]

Oozy nein millimitah.

[viperhalberd]

Why the fuck does a terminator cyborg need a laser sight on a pistol?

[lordvoldemort578]

@viperhalberd Never wondered that until now. thanks.

[YaTuberculosis]

How about a complete version of Arnold's funny pronouncing? - Tah tvalv gaydch aada-laada - That's Italian, you can go pump or auto - Tah phordie-fyv langslyed vid laezor sidin - These are brand new, we just got them in, that's a good gun - Faezed blazfma ryphel en phordie vad wrainge - Hey, just what you see, pal - Oozy knein melemetah - You know your weapons, buddy. Which will it be? - Aale - I may close early today. Hey, you can't do that. - Rhangh!

[brendanraymond]

@YaTuberculosis now that was gold! lol

[Cottam89]

considering hes from the future and a robot who works to be totally accurate and ruthless and has no emotion, why does he ask for a gun that clearly hasnt been invented yet?

[bidroid]

@Cottam89 not in his database, or maybe it has some sense of humor

[KataNight]

@bidroid yeah, exactly. the beginning of having a sense of humor. like t2, and a little of t3.

[KataNight]

@Cottam89 that's a good question, we know the plasma rifle request by the writers was meant to be funny because it's from the future for the audience. but i'd try the question too, but i'm not a robot, just for humor also. so i think the answer is: it shouldn't have but it did. also, it may have tried as a regular procedure to exhuast all options from the owner before killing him. again it, he, could have just killed him right off the bat. then spent some time gathering himself. 80s model?

[joeratti]

@Cottam89 maybe he learned it doesnt hurt to ask?

[ShowMe160]

WROUN!

[brytonlaw]

BYE BOOK! thumbs up if u get the mcbain reference LOL

[p3rs0nan0ngrata]

It takes a very confident gunshop owner to store his shells in easy-to-open cardboard boxes at the front of the service desk

[SpaceTiger9]

@p3rs0nan0ngrata It takes a fearless gunshop owner to have his ammunition sitting out right on the counter where he openly hands guns to customers.

[giantchicken891]

OOZIE NIEN MILIMEETER

[kirit2307]

Yaa ...Ideal for home defence ! You gotta laugh ain't yaa !!

[TheAwsomAlex]

wrowng

[bogoid]

He might be a robot but his sense of sarcasm is pretty good :p

[AETutorials42]

The oozee nein mimmimeter.

[FrozenCrewGr]

"wrong" BOOM !!!

[JackSprat2323]

From wiki: "Terminator is a formidable robotic assassin and soldier, designed by the military supercomputer Skynet for infiltration and combat duty, towards the ultimate goal of exterminating the human resistance"

The shopkeep bluffed at the wrong time.

[burningwizzard1]

The UZI 9mm

[KarinMikazuki]

WRONG -Commando style

[heyheyscotty]

in all of this, was the guy thinking to himself "how the fuck is this punk ass looking bum gonna pay for all these shiny new guns?!! I should just kick him outta my store and call the fuzz"

[Leatherbubba]

Never saw a movie with Dick Miller I didn't like.

[londubh2007]

He didn't need to shoot him. He could have just ripped his heart out and showed it to him beating as he died.

[mariodubbz]

W R O N G

[practicalwhacktical]

Which gun is the best to take out Gremlins?

[FROZENCH0SIN]

@practicalwhacktical Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

[serbiansaber1]

"It's a 15 day wait for the handgun, but the rifles you can take right now!"

[axlroseGNR88]

One of my favourite scenes - AWESOME! but what douchbag would leave the shells on the counter? "hey you can't do that" "WRONG!" .....BOOM!

for anouther good scene check out the "phone booth" scene!

[cwh244]

Wrong.

[sungwei9]

If he was gonna shoot him anyway why did he even ask for the guns in the first place?

[StrawberryCamo]

@sungwei9 to be polite, derp



[qporche]

Low brass 12 ga round up close and personal... not good.

[krazywabbits]

@qporche As opposed to a high brass 12 ga round up close and personal which would have been good? You're comment makes no sense. No shit it's not good. Hahaha.

[bestraider56]

Lesson learned: Don't keep bullets by the counter. lol

[PirateEyepatch]

@bestraider56 He learned it the hard way, though, as in, he won't be going to school ever again.

[Sorvos]

Twelve gaige otto loadah, the forty-faiv long slaid with lasah saighting, phased plasmah rifle in da forty watt range, uzzi nain milimitah. God to love his accent! :))

[LukeSidler2005]

23 people didn't give arnie his plasma rifle. lol

[zibbledy]

sure did close early

[Nauryon]

WRONG! If you want some PLASMA RIFLEs come to AREA 51

[Marko3236]

lol terminator asked for a plasma rifle and that was 1980 LOL :D plasma rifle wasn't invented that time and it still isn't