Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 01 James Hong

[Maxwell1901]

Seinfeld, four!

[DoctorMontalban]

David Lo Pan

[MTN090899]

A long time ago there was a king who could only eat, sleep, and have fun. Every time a citizen comes to him to seek You didn't do anything for me, why should I help you?" 10 years later, the king dies and he meets god. God says, "You have done nothing good in your life, so you're going to the underworld. " The king says, "Oh please help me! Just give me another chance! And God replies, "You didn't do anything for me, why should I help you?

[BLUAMOONA]

The BEST I saw in the show.

Could someone translate?

[RapidWarrieZ]

@BLUAMOONA basically a customer gets told to go to the CHINESE (very importatnt to remember) saleswoman and says excuses i like cashmeire, then the saleswoman who didnt understand basically said ur so ugly who would want to kiss u?