Serenity... The Borg ship... Discovery One... Event Horizon... The Nostromo... The Elysium... Dark Star... any one instead of the wasted choice of Eagle 5...
were the hell is the ship from 2001: a space Odyssey... or Icarus 2 from sunshine... hell the one from district 9 is way better than the space balls Winnebago and its just floating there the entire movie.
Serenity is #1, it single handly lured two HUGE forces into killing each other just to get a message on the internet, if that isn't an enormous effort for a ship that can hold at most 12 people, then what is?
Oh Brett, he was saying that the falcon was so fast they could cut dangerously close to the event horizons of the black holes that populate the Kessel star system.
When I started watching this video I paused at number 5 and had the sudden erge to go watch "Galaxy Quest"...so I did...I still have 4 more space ships to go through...
That's a space station... You could also say "MEGA MAID". Thats that thing in space balls which was supposed to suck oxygen out of a planet. Imagine bilions of people choking to death. But not the death star, it has to kill them in instant... pff. Real Sith weapon must make people suffer! muhuhahaha
So yeah... if roten tomatoes would do top 5 space station list, the MEGA MAID would be the number one. :P
@Bowman373 You could've just said that the Kessel run was based on the measure of distance traveled and not a measure of the speed completed... then it makes perfect sense and there's no need for wikipedia
He's missing the point that when travelling the speed of light, which was done in Star Wars you measure distance and time in distance. Hence why lightyears is a distance...
Um...dude...the first clip you showed was of the Enterprise-E, the ship interior you showed of everyone being tossed around "whenever something lightly brushes up against it" was the Enterprise-D. We know you don't like Star Trek but for the sake of not confusing everyone (Star Trek Generations and Star Trek: First Contact had two different ships, D and E, respectively), get your letters straight.
Interesting he starts off with asking people not to get carried away in "childish emotion" then claims his review is actually ranking star ships and not movies then goes on to say which movie he loves? Yeah....as for the falcon. Han Solo says they did the Kessel run in 12 parsecs; meaning to say they could also probably find the shortest route to add to their ship's legendary speed. Of course it's always cool to cover up a review that is truly just another "My favorite 5 ships" with comedy.
@halfbreed1426 The crashed ship from the first Alien. And The TARDIS--Time and Relative Dimensions in Space--is the ship of a time traveling aline xalled the Doctor (real name unkown) which is the size of a whole world on the inside, but only a 1960's police box outside.
If you look at the Star Wars galaxy, and focus on the Kessell Run, you'll see that it's a route through dangerous territory with galactic obstacles (asteroids, nebulas etc...) and Imperial controlled space. The fact that the Falcon made the trip in less than 12 parsecs means that the ship took a less than conventional (and more dangerous) way through the Kessell run. So the statement can therefore be correct, but is more a testament to Han's piloting skill.
@bricort1 This mythos was retroactively constructed to correct the original error. There is no way the phrasing was originally intended to be anything other than indicative of the speed of the ship. Unfortunately they picked a unit that does not measure speed but distance.
Parsecs: a unit of linear measure (very large). Short for 'parallax second', or second-of-arc-of-parallactic displacement-as-seen-from-Earth-in-its-orbit for a year's time (or maybe half a year's time. Depends.) Approximately 3.26 light years. Or 31 trillion kilometers.
So, less than 10 parsecs means, less than 310 trillion kilometers.
"In what space of time, Mr. Solo? bearing in mind, that the Force is not impressed by mumbo-jumbo and wordage. [*wheeze, puffff*]"
Seriously.. a lame road vehicle with wings is 'cooler' than any of the other ships in Star Wars (the X-Wing, the star destroyer, etc..) or any other sci-fi movie or series for that matter?
@kb7rky He said very clearly that they were not talking about the *show*, but the design of the ship itself.. and quite frankly, the Enterprise is just a bona fide flying saucer with 3 turbines
Just so you all know parsecs are a workable unit of measurement for the Kessel Run because you have to go next to a huge mashup of black holes known as The Maw. The Falcon went closer to the Maw during the Kessel run than any other ship.
The Imperial Star Destroyer....The Death Star.....The Tie Fighter....The X-Wing.....The Y-Wing...Boba Fett's Ship..That Big ballsack looking trade federation ship in attack of the clones..Admiral Ackbar's It's a trap Scene in his Flagship Mon Calamari cruiser..these people are retarded...and don't know the powa of Star Wars....
-Concerning the Enterprise. Ya, with all that tech whatever happened to seatbelts? They put too much faith in Inertia Dampeners.
-Concerning Parsecs. Remember these folks may LOOK human but they are from a Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away. Maybe there a parsec IS a measure of time!
Missing: The Imperial Shuttle because its snazzy and the Martian War Machine from the ORIGINAL War of the Worlds: cool, powerful, unique and great sounds.
Unfortunately this is about MOVIE spaceships... the last time the TARDIS was in a proper MOVIE was 1965 or whatever. And it didn't make a terribly good impression.
@grim1020 The T.A.R.D.I.S. is far too cool to be #1 in a shitty Rotten Tomatoes list. They don't even know why the Millenium Falcon making the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs makes it the fastest ship in the Galaxy (if you want a detailed explanation, please refer to the Expanded Univers OR send me a message) XP
Nice choice for #1. I didn't possibly think it would even make the list, due to the movie version being somewhat of a flop, but I agree with the choice.
I wouldn't have minded seeing the ship from "Flight of the Navigator", but this was a great list, and maybe a top ten list would have been required for that ship.
HELL YEA!!! Hitchhikers ftw!!! any spaceship can shoot lasers 'n' blow shit up... but only this one can turn you into a couch =D oh 'n' by the way if ur wondering the answer is yes the improbability drive is way faster than 12 parsecs
how did spaceball one not make the list it took up the first 2 and a half minutes of the movie and what about spacemaid "Shes gone from suck to blow" the best line in any movie EVER
If one knew Star Wars lore, one would know that the Kessel Run is a measurement of how close a ship can pass by a black hole without being sucked in. So, by revealing how many parsecs away he could travel, he was showing how fast his ship was.
And if one really knew Star Wars, one would know that this is stupid shit they made up afterwards in order to cover up the stupid shit Solo says. The original script even said it's supposed to sound like bullcrap he just made up to impress Obi-Wan and Luke.
Actually there was a 1996 Doctor Who movie which was simply titled "Doctor Who".
So why don't you do a bit of research before insulting me. Also, I see a hell of a lot of comments about how the TARDIS should have been number 1, so obviously I'm not the only one you fucking cunt.
You would think the Galactic Federation in Star Trek, the same civilization who invented the warp core and managed to (with the aid of the Vulcans) get to Warp 9, would've developed an Inertia Canceller and have it installed in every single one of their ships.
hey what about the Minbari Whitestar from "Babylon 5" or the Minbari Warcruiser or the Vorlon Warcruiser or the ISA Excalibur from the babylon 5 spin off "Crusade"?
heh what about the 2001:a odyssey ship. only space ship to first try to kill you, then send you into a monolith, which in turns you into a being of pure energy.
Obviously, they're lumping all the Enterprises into one, though some are clearly better than the others. (Personally, Enterprise-D is my favorite.)
As for ships that didn't make the list, I'd have to include the mother ship from ID4. It's not a hero ship, but it is pretty awesome if you want to move your entire civilization from one planet to another. Although, it is Very susceptible to computer viruses.
I admit, the Enterprise E is the only ship I have ever found to be sexy; truly pleasing and sleek in it's aesthetics. Like a concept car you wish to god they would really build. Only it's a ship.
My personal favorites (from anywhere):
1.) Galactica (the new one)
2.) Talyn ( from Farscape. Forget serenity, this ship actually was a character in the show)
It wasn't a movie, but I nominate Moya, the living ship from FARSCAPE. Granted, she'd have to be low on the list since she was nearly killed every episode.
SERENITY!!!!!!!!!!! beats everything!!!!! ( except maybe the millennium falcon. ) It's firefly class makes it very fast and full of hiding places, ideal for smuggling and hiding people.
Yes, Serenity does beat everything. Just because it's the one ship that is a character in the show/movie...it's more than just a spaceship, it's home.
Yay the falcon is on the list. This making it a good list lol. 77% for Return of the Jedi? Rotten tomatoes is seriously made up of snotty critics with super high standards. Every star wars movie except for maybe one and two deserves at least an 80, yes the third one included, it was great.
It can go anywhere in both time and space. On top of that with an outside no bigger than an old British police box its interior is the size of a major metropolitan city!!!
What? This is insane? Pap! My list, no particular order 5. Discovery One in 2001 A Space Odyssey 4. UFO in Close Encounters of the Third Kind 3. E.T.'s ship in E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 2. The Tardis in Doctor Who (Space travel is a function of time, so it counts people!) 1. The Spacing Guild Heighliners in Dune Honourable Mentions: The Thunder Road in Explorers (River Phoenix, dir. Joe Dante) The Death Star in Star Wars IV and VI Borg Cube in Star Trek: First Contact
They are getting worse by the moment, they should really stop doing these top 5 things
ItScreamsDeathWorld 1 week ago
Serenity... The Borg ship... Discovery One... Event Horizon... The Nostromo... The Elysium... Dark Star... any one instead of the wasted choice of Eagle 5...
raygoshay1400 1 week ago
Well said!
Kiwibirdman1701 1 month ago
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!! Spaceballs got a 56% on the Tomato meter?
thetoddsmith 3 months ago
bad american show star trek...hmm i dont agree. i could be better in those days but paramount pictures was exreme on budget.....budget is everything.
sanderrodijk 3 months ago
3:19 but star wars fasn't t first movie to feature laser sword!
mindarinas 3 months ago
were the hell is the ship from 2001: a space Odyssey... or Icarus 2 from sunshine... hell the one from district 9 is way better than the space balls Winnebago and its just floating there the entire movie.
MrPopeye232323 3 months ago
Where's the Satellite of Love?
47of74 3 months ago
You killed the Space Balls joke
05you2 3 months ago
the Serenity should be here to
biswasmd 4 months ago
wow this is utterly retarded.... the Enterprise, the Defiant, the Falcon all deserve to be Number ONE!!
jedivid 4 months ago
I agree with some of the selections here, but, #1 should be, and is in my opinion, Deep Space Nine's USS Defiant.
Defiant47 4 months ago
The Kessel run has something to do with outrunning a blackhole, that's why it's measured in parsecs
zyderman2050 4 months ago
I cannot believe the TARDIS was absent from this!!!
TheHongKongertv 4 months ago 15
@TheHongKongertv Then they need to do top 5 time machines!
moorg745 2 months ago
Dude I like how you put comedy into this.
tollreaper5 4 months ago
i love the books for the #1, the movie was kind of a let down =\
irishdude69 4 months ago 2
NOOOO! DA ENTERPRISE IS DA BEST!!! nuff said.
cookieswithoutmilk1 4 months ago
I knew you were gonna make The Heart of Gold #1
empacae 4 months ago
Andromeda still pwns... The Tardis should be #2.
TheCylonman 4 months ago
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gateship2 4 months ago
Serenity is #1, it single handly lured two HUGE forces into killing each other just to get a message on the internet, if that isn't an enormous effort for a ship that can hold at most 12 people, then what is?
Backtrakk21 5 months ago
Oh Brett, he was saying that the falcon was so fast they could cut dangerously close to the event horizons of the black holes that populate the Kessel star system.
squidb8 5 months ago
i think i seed the Aperture Science logoin the #5 ship
And enterprise-E is the fastest ship, can move at 1909 C (times the speed of light)
Wesyan1999 5 months ago
i think i seed the Aperture Science logoin the #5 ship
Wesyan1999 5 months ago
you'll have to change this list once they'll do a Mass Effect movie.
TheLostProphecies 5 months ago
I totally, but totally agree with this selection. *thumbs up*
BlackBunik 5 months ago
Holy crap. I can't believe I called the #1?
MaestroAlvis 5 months ago
How can Spaceballs only have a 56%, that just isn't right.
Legolas23able 5 months ago
When I started watching this video I paused at number 5 and had the sudden erge to go watch "Galaxy Quest"...so I did...I still have 4 more space ships to go through...
animehobo 6 months ago
Enterprise E, tossing people around? No way, that scene was cut from Generations! (Enterprise D)
Dohkag0Grahlodd 6 months ago
death star
TheBML2 6 months ago
@TheBML2
That's a space station... You could also say "MEGA MAID". Thats that thing in space balls which was supposed to suck oxygen out of a planet. Imagine bilions of people choking to death. But not the death star, it has to kill them in instant... pff. Real Sith weapon must make people suffer! muhuhahaha
So yeah... if roten tomatoes would do top 5 space station list, the MEGA MAID would be the number one. :P
BlackBunik 5 months ago
The Heart of Gold is a great choice for #1. Me being a Doctor Who fan, though, I'd have chosen the TARDIS.
CodationStation 6 months ago
Milenium Falcon FTW!
VongolaAQW223 6 months ago
chipmunksyndrome Good point.
Bowman373 7 months ago
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Bowman373 7 months ago
@Bowman373 You could've just said that the Kessel run was based on the measure of distance traveled and not a measure of the speed completed... then it makes perfect sense and there's no need for wikipedia
chipmunksyndrome 7 months ago
Falcon # 1, what about TARDIS, Serenity?
squamish4244 7 months ago
Subjective, but awesome nonetheless!
turboshagna 7 months ago
wrong enterprise
NJpanther05 7 months ago
He's missing the point that when travelling the speed of light, which was done in Star Wars you measure distance and time in distance. Hence why lightyears is a distance...
herro2222 8 months ago 2
GAY!! Millenium Falcon is #1....Serenity is #2!!!
PumaSweat 8 months ago 2
actually parsec is a unit of length so if the falcon did 12 parsec in one sec then yah maybe its fast.
wakojako49 8 months ago
the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy is only 60%?!? I think not!
maxman2324 8 months ago
Watching this guy try to be funny is painful.
Trainian 8 months ago
"The millennium falcon? what could possibly beat that?" I thought to myself. "It can only be the heart of gold."
Yess!
StealthTroops 8 months ago
wheres the event horizon?? lololol
Renegade30 9 months ago
how bout the damn executor from star wars, its 17km long!
MadDwarfProductions 10 months ago
space balls is only good when stoned
funkyfacewash 10 months ago
No Serenity? For shame
rexlevitak1 10 months ago 22
Um...dude...the first clip you showed was of the Enterprise-E, the ship interior you showed of everyone being tossed around "whenever something lightly brushes up against it" was the Enterprise-D. We know you don't like Star Trek but for the sake of not confusing everyone (Star Trek Generations and Star Trek: First Contact had two different ships, D and E, respectively), get your letters straight.
AlliedVictories 10 months ago
Um, which Enterprise? There've been 6 (7 if you count the disaster of design in the reboot). And your clips showed scenes from two different ones.
DigiFluid 10 months ago
WTF NO GIANT CLAW?!
UrukDeathbringer 10 months ago
Needed Serenity.
ArodWingfoot 10 months ago 2
MILLENIUM FALCUN SOULD HAVE BEEN F**KEN NUMBER 1. ARE YOU GUYS ON CRACK??? ITS THE MILENIUM FALCUN FOR F**KS SAKE!!!
...I love star wars.
cozy47girl 11 months ago
No other ship can beat TARDIS!!!!
kavtoM 11 months ago
I guess since the Tardis counts as so many other things then just a "simple" space ship, it does not go on this list, sadly.
envelope91 11 months ago
Interesting he starts off with asking people not to get carried away in "childish emotion" then claims his review is actually ranking star ships and not movies then goes on to say which movie he loves? Yeah....as for the falcon. Han Solo says they did the Kessel run in 12 parsecs; meaning to say they could also probably find the shortest route to add to their ship's legendary speed. Of course it's always cool to cover up a review that is truly just another "My favorite 5 ships" with comedy.
jhitching 11 months ago
where's the Derelect and where's the freaking TARDIS?
halfbreed1426 11 months ago
@halfbreed1426 whats the Derelect and the, um, TARDIS?
Xwannagod 11 months ago
@Xwannagod
Time And Relative DImensions In Space, from Doctor Who :D
weirdworldman877 11 months ago
@halfbreed1426 The crashed ship from the first Alien. And The TARDIS--Time and Relative Dimensions in Space--is the ship of a time traveling aline xalled the Doctor (real name unkown) which is the size of a whole world on the inside, but only a 1960's police box outside.
halfbreed1426 11 months ago
+Captain Harlock's blue arcadia, is the best ship of them all and it has a human brain inside a two story high computer!
Simcore999 11 months ago
Someone shut this douche up and show the space ships!
CONSTRINGACY 11 months ago
If you look at the Star Wars galaxy, and focus on the Kessell Run, you'll see that it's a route through dangerous territory with galactic obstacles (asteroids, nebulas etc...) and Imperial controlled space. The fact that the Falcon made the trip in less than 12 parsecs means that the ship took a less than conventional (and more dangerous) way through the Kessell run. So the statement can therefore be correct, but is more a testament to Han's piloting skill.
So you can run tell that!
bricort1 1 year ago
@bricort1 This mythos was retroactively constructed to correct the original error. There is no way the phrasing was originally intended to be anything other than indicative of the speed of the ship. Unfortunately they picked a unit that does not measure speed but distance.
Iynox 1 year ago
@bricort1 this thing made the trip in less than 12 parsecs-han
wow thats awsome-luke
you just cut the corner didn't you-leia
"grumbles" hooker-han
Xwannagod 11 months ago
Parsecs: a unit of linear measure (very large). Short for 'parallax second', or second-of-arc-of-parallactic displacement-as-seen-from-Earth-in-its-orbit for a year's time (or maybe half a year's time. Depends.) Approximately 3.26 light years. Or 31 trillion kilometers.
So, less than 10 parsecs means, less than 310 trillion kilometers.
"In what space of time, Mr. Solo? bearing in mind, that the Force is not impressed by mumbo-jumbo and wordage. [*wheeze, puffff*]"
UpSky2 1 year ago
@UpSky2 Glad someone else caught that. I'm no atronomer, but I was surprised no one else heard of a parsec. Well done.
pocopony2003 11 months ago
500 bananas. LOL.
fishdude77 1 year ago
Yarn-reality
SilverSinspawn 1 year ago
Seriously.. a lame road vehicle with wings is 'cooler' than any of the other ships in Star Wars (the X-Wing, the star destroyer, etc..) or any other sci-fi movie or series for that matter?
billstpor 1 year ago
quite honestly I think the Enterprise E is a lot cooler then the others on that list, and I'm not much of a Trekker.
EOCB 1 year ago
Long live the Falcon!!!!
PhilanVortex 1 year ago
Galaxy Quest ftw
Trixilver 1 year ago
I love to read the comments to this video, such hate
bennoe34 1 year ago
The Enterprise at #4? Really? Fuck you. Fuck you all to hell.
Star Trek set *the standard* for sci-fi.
kb7rky 1 year ago
@kb7rky He said very clearly that they were not talking about the *show*, but the design of the ship itself.. and quite frankly, the Enterprise is just a bona fide flying saucer with 3 turbines
billstpor 1 year ago
@billstpor You do have a point, but still...#4?
I AM DISAPPOINT
kb7rky 1 year ago
Why oh why must they steal from Blue Harvest
SpitForSpitFilms 1 year ago
Just so you all know parsecs are a workable unit of measurement for the Kessel Run because you have to go next to a huge mashup of black holes known as The Maw. The Falcon went closer to the Maw during the Kessel run than any other ship.
Owned.
CaptSC 1 year ago
Heart of Gold, F-Yeah!, but the TARDIS should be the top
dalekprawn 1 year ago
How could they leave out Serenity.
Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down -Malcolm Reynolds
huffu8 1 year ago
Dr. Evil's Penis Rocket should have been number 1.
kenjihimonatashi 1 year ago
HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
yeaaaah
one of my favs
miesjeserwt 1 year ago
Oh yeah, You can go 500 bannanas an hour.... Chuck norris can go 600 Watermllons a second.....
usernamen0tfound 1 year ago 46
@usernamen0tfound best comment ever
blackopszombie1 6 months ago
@usernamen0tfound
oh yeah?
well i can go 1000.. wait.. what's a bigger fruit than a watermelon?
kepochi1 5 months ago
@usernamen0tfound 7000000 pumpkins a milisecond for me
TyberZann2000000 4 months ago
The Imperial Star Destroyer....The Death Star.....The Tie Fighter....The X-Wing.....The Y-Wing...Boba Fett's Ship..That Big ballsack looking trade federation ship in attack of the clones..Admiral Ackbar's It's a trap Scene in his Flagship Mon Calamari cruiser..these people are retarded...and don't know the powa of Star Wars....
PsychadelicParadise 1 year ago
falcon vs eneterprise the ncc 1701 uss enterprise would destroy it
strangesl 1 year ago
its tim allen! ITS A TRAP!
FriutloopTom 1 year ago
Icarus 1/2 should be on this list as well.
CisforCock 1 year ago
I wish I could go at 500 bananas an hour.....
popcorndirector 1 year ago
I've read the HitchHiker's guide! IT WAS AWESOOOOOOME!
manuelito1233 1 year ago
Mos Def was great in The Hitchhikers Guide.
Conrii 1 year ago
I totally called the Heart of Gold being #1.
TrentR42 1 year ago 2
HOW VERY IMPROBABLE....also 42
twistmental79 1 year ago 2
These videos are so cool! How have I never stumbled on them before?
TomatoeAssassin 1 year ago
Great list! Yeah for the Heart of Gold!
-Concerning the Enterprise. Ya, with all that tech whatever happened to seatbelts? They put too much faith in Inertia Dampeners.
-Concerning Parsecs. Remember these folks may LOOK human but they are from a Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away. Maybe there a parsec IS a measure of time!
Missing: The Imperial Shuttle because its snazzy and the Martian War Machine from the ORIGINAL War of the Worlds: cool, powerful, unique and great sounds.
TheRadical42 1 year ago
Seriously, no one mentioned the Imperial Super Star Destroyer "Executor"?
TheAcousticBassist 1 year ago
i have to agree with pretty much all of that
Comicteer 1 year ago
SERENITY.
Because a ship like that will be with you till the day you die.
RocktheSocks 1 year ago
event horizon ship. that baby turns u insane to kill other crew members. nasty
shadowboxer89 1 year ago
The TARDIS should have been number 1
grim1020 1 year ago 69
@grim1020 So true, but unfortunately it's from TV. The Enterprise is too, but at least it has lots of well known movies attached to it.
thevampirefrog06 1 year ago
@grim1020 No stinkin phonebooth is gonna make this list!
matrix49A 11 months ago
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satyrquaze 8 months ago
@grim1020
Unfortunately this is about MOVIE spaceships... the last time the TARDIS was in a proper MOVIE was 1965 or whatever. And it didn't make a terribly good impression.
satyrquaze 8 months ago
@grim1020 The T.A.R.D.I.S. is far too cool to be #1 in a shitty Rotten Tomatoes list. They don't even know why the Millenium Falcon making the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs makes it the fastest ship in the Galaxy (if you want a detailed explanation, please refer to the Expanded Univers OR send me a message) XP
Anamchara 7 months ago
@grim1020 spaceship not timeship.
MaestroAlvis 5 months ago
@grim1020 the tardis isn't nesicearaly a "space ship" it is mainly a time machine. a "time and relitive demintion"
so i guess 50\50. either way this was focusing more on strictly spaceships
RobbyC738 5 months ago
@RobbyC738 : Closer to a "time ship". It doesn't just travel through time, but also physical points of space.
squidb8 5 months ago
@squidb8 Yet it also has the ability to fly visibly, not just teleport.
rocketjeepinc 5 months ago
@grim1020 it isn't a spaceship, its something all of it's own
Noirwhisperwind 5 months ago
@grim1020 technically the TARDIS is a time machine, not a space ship. it still owns any way you put it though.
gateship2 4 months ago
Nice choice for #1. I didn't possibly think it would even make the list, due to the movie version being somewhat of a flop, but I agree with the choice.
I wouldn't have minded seeing the ship from "Flight of the Navigator", but this was a great list, and maybe a top ten list would have been required for that ship.
Eyedunno 1 year ago 3
@Oxydox
technically, the tardis is a police box, but ya know, whateves.
kagome3124 1 year ago
Brett, YOU are the coolest spaceship of all time.
ManekiNekoGeek 1 year ago
HELL YEA!!! Hitchhikers ftw!!! any spaceship can shoot lasers 'n' blow shit up... but only this one can turn you into a couch =D oh 'n' by the way if ur wondering the answer is yes the improbability drive is way faster than 12 parsecs
liquidTTwolf 1 year ago 2
@liquidTTwolf ditto! hitchhiker's guide was the most intelligent and interesting s-f i've ever seen. and i'm a trekkie ;D
hipp6y 1 year ago
check this vid watch?v=4A1XaX9ngqo
tiagom135 1 year ago
did this guys heard about stargate?
tiagom135 1 year ago
how did spaceball one not make the list it took up the first 2 and a half minutes of the movie and what about spacemaid "Shes gone from suck to blow" the best line in any movie EVER
czeffer337 1 year ago
What about the Noramandy-Oh wait thats from a videogame, never mind.
EchoBoomer1987 1 year ago 2
If one knew Star Wars lore, one would know that the Kessel Run is a measurement of how close a ship can pass by a black hole without being sucked in. So, by revealing how many parsecs away he could travel, he was showing how fast his ship was.
george013 1 year ago
@george013
And if one really knew Star Wars, one would know that this is stupid shit they made up afterwards in order to cover up the stupid shit Solo says. The original script even said it's supposed to sound like bullcrap he just made up to impress Obi-Wan and Luke.
Imladros 1 year ago
the tardis should have been number one!!!!
weirdworldman877 1 year ago
@weirdworldman877 What Movie? "Doctor Who: Revenge of the Beast?"
FleishDawg 1 year ago
@FleishDawg
The 1996 movie simply titled "Doctor Who" as a matter of fact.
weirdworldman877 11 months ago
@weirdworldman877 t.v show not a movie so shut the fuck up.
pathofoblivion 1 year ago
@pathofoblivion
Actually there was a 1996 Doctor Who movie which was simply titled "Doctor Who".
So why don't you do a bit of research before insulting me. Also, I see a hell of a lot of comments about how the TARDIS should have been number 1, so obviously I'm not the only one you fucking cunt.
weirdworldman877 11 months ago
the tardis should have made this list.
andeains 1 year ago 3
@andeains yes!!
coatduck 1 year ago
@andeains What Movie?
FleishDawg 1 year ago
Aw come on, they didn't put in Serenity from Firefly?
Yellowfang08 1 year ago
YES!! The heart of gold won!!! I LOVED the movie AND the BOOK!! yay marvin!
Akako110 1 year ago
finaly good reviev
sendvic12 1 year ago
You would think the Galactic Federation in Star Trek, the same civilization who invented the warp core and managed to (with the aid of the Vulcans) get to Warp 9, would've developed an Inertia Canceller and have it installed in every single one of their ships.
Guernicaman 1 year ago
You're right. I would think that. If i didn't have a life.
MFHissey13 1 year ago
hey what about the Minbari Whitestar from "Babylon 5" or the Minbari Warcruiser or the Vorlon Warcruiser or the ISA Excalibur from the babylon 5 spin off "Crusade"?
Romana125 1 year ago
heh what about the 2001:a odyssey ship. only space ship to first try to kill you, then send you into a monolith, which in turns you into a being of pure energy.
justdabass 1 year ago
common parsec is the unit of lenght....
Jay2Bee 1 year ago
Obviously, they're lumping all the Enterprises into one, though some are clearly better than the others. (Personally, Enterprise-D is my favorite.)
As for ships that didn't make the list, I'd have to include the mother ship from ID4. It's not a hero ship, but it is pretty awesome if you want to move your entire civilization from one planet to another. Although, it is Very susceptible to computer viruses.
PaperbackWizard 1 year ago
Oh, yeah, and Planet Express Ship from Futurama. It may not have been in a movie, exactly, but it was frickin' awesome.
PaperbackWizard 1 year ago
How the HELL!!!! did Spaceballs only get 56%, it's a CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!. And plus, where's the Discovery 1 from 2001: A Space Odyssey ?
jowoltma 2 years ago 63
@jowoltma I'm sorry Dave, they couldn't rank that.
Plus, if you can't even open a pod bay door manually, there's something seriously wrong with the ship.
CommentorX 2 years ago
@jowoltma obvioiusly you didn't watch the first 42 seconds of this vid .lol
2jzdashgte 1 year ago
i rly love the ship from Star Wars - ep 1, that slim silver ship is just awesome
milten09 2 years ago
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mariobroz27 2 years ago
Nerd cap on: Death star is not a ship, its a space station. Nerd cap off.
theinsane102 2 years ago
@theinsane102 im sorry i meant to say super star destroyer
mariobroz27 2 years ago
It's also no moon.......hahaha
madchef 2 years ago
I admit, the Enterprise E is the only ship I have ever found to be sexy; truly pleasing and sleek in it's aesthetics. Like a concept car you wish to god they would really build. Only it's a ship.
My personal favorites (from anywhere):
1.) Galactica (the new one)
2.) Talyn ( from Farscape. Forget serenity, this ship actually was a character in the show)
3.) Catalyst (EVE online)
4.) Goa'uld Ha'Taks (Star Gate)
5.) The Hiigaran Mothership 2 (from Homeworld)
JulyForToday 2 years ago
All I really care about is being captain of this shit!
Albeleo 2 years ago
spaceballs got 56%? that's gay! it should be like 90 at least
hookedonsaxophonics 2 years ago 3
@hookedonsaxophonics it's 65% now...but it still should be more
thisguy72 1 year ago
Yes, number one was the one I wanted!
crazyshark70 2 years ago
Completely unexpected and absolutely wonderful. Should be shoe-shaped, though.
YumClock 2 years ago
they should just go ahead and have Brett do everything.
bobbo007 2 years ago
When I saw the video title I immediately thought of the Millenium Falcon and the Enterprise E from First Contact, glad to see both in.
samsam29 2 years ago
I concur with The Heart of Gold...badass ship.
YoSafBridge1 2 years ago 2
It wasn't a movie, but I nominate Moya, the living ship from FARSCAPE. Granted, she'd have to be low on the list since she was nearly killed every episode.
TomMSTie 2 years ago
Ebon Hawk anyone? ANYONE?
drahveson 2 years ago
Such a knockoff of the Millenium Falcon. I mean, WTF were they thinking?
12809inthetubes 2 years ago
SERENITY!!!!!!!!!!! beats everything!!!!! ( except maybe the millennium falcon. ) It's firefly class makes it very fast and full of hiding places, ideal for smuggling and hiding people.
shootnfight 2 years ago
Yes, Serenity does beat everything. Just because it's the one ship that is a character in the show/movie...it's more than just a spaceship, it's home.
YoSafBridge1 2 years ago
What about the spaceship from 2001. Its so cool it will kill you.
TigerOfKarlstad 2 years ago
if you take away the emotion, you take away imagination and if you take away imagination sci fi ceases to exist ^^
anka6666 2 years ago
Yay the falcon is on the list. This making it a good list lol. 77% for Return of the Jedi? Rotten tomatoes is seriously made up of snotty critics with super high standards. Every star wars movie except for maybe one and two deserves at least an 80, yes the third one included, it was great.
iBlah6666 2 years ago
Nostromo
Dark Star
Osiris
trakkaton 2 years ago
I just have to say TARDIS !!!!!!
(Time And Relative Dimension In Space)
It can go anywhere in both time and space. On top of that with an outside no bigger than an old British police box its interior is the size of a major metropolitan city!!!
From BBC's long running sci-fi "Doctor Who"
hardwickd 2 years ago
#1 ship for me was Spaceball One it had a mall, a three ring circus, a zoo, and could transform into a giant maid
usjets08 2 years ago
You forgot Mr. Coffee, a staff of assholes, and...LUDICROUS SPEED!
TomMSTie 2 years ago 2
LOL!!!!!
usjets08 2 years ago
Thank you.
TomMSTie 2 years ago
No ones gonna read this anyways. What's the point of even posting a comment. Marvin is the best robot on the best ship.
perryfan10 2 years ago
I totally agree with the number one spaceship! That's the best. Zaphod's hilarious.
eelexa 2 years ago
moviecodswallop 2 years ago 2
500 bananas an hour. Hahaha
counterrevolution77 2 years ago