How To Survive a Bear Attack

[msphatkat77]

his head just been comeing to tha seer

[Ch33ryGarcia]

How to survive lightning attack??

[Whitepeacock123]

lol dunno why but i couldn't stop laughing when the man slapped the bears nose XD

[xSuicidalCries]

What if he's a pedobear?

[scratchdj719ify]

2:19 the bear is booty shakin'!

[imfuzzyyful]

I laughed so hard when he just like quickly punched him in the nose. Just the noise they used

[MultiVietMinh]

um i dont believe in god

[MegaCandygirlz]

0:34 I thought the bear was dancing......(facepalm)

[EMalkin71luver]

@MegaCandygirlz he wasnt dancing? oops

[MegaCandygirlz]

@EMalkin71luver i know that, it just looked like it

[EMalkin71luver]

@MegaCandygirlz dangit i thought he was dancing for real

[ToobiusTV]

dont know why i watch these when i spend 99% of my life inside the house on the internet

[TheSoulEater12345678]

First Try:back away slowly,rips your head off

Second Try:say hi to it,rips your head off

Third Try:slap it in the nose,rips your head off and takes a crap in it

solution:stay out the woods

Fourth Try: tried solution and it came to your house and rips your head off

conclusion:Bears just dont like you

after I say conclusion:a bear comes and rips yor head off

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[DavidSolus]

LOL HE SLAPED THE BEAR XD

[StremeFs]

Is that the bear from Skyrim?

[brycolaa]

This is a troll video i think..

[Technic316]

hi.



[riley8727]

PROTECT MY ASS

[MrCarcallas]

Can I do a request uuh how to survive a war?

[bowandarow12]

you will need a a shotgun optional:dessert eagle

step 1 kill the bear step 2 eat it

did you know that bananas are fruit

[xsexycr7x]

HAHA you will forget this shit when it comes for real ! ;)

[EinLienZ]

Step 1: Call fluttershy to kill the bear

Step 2: Rejoice!

Did you know?

Bears like ripping peoples heads off!

[55robloxmaster]

yea I knew that

[SavvySmiles11]

The heck was the bear doing at 2:19 

[michaelc432]

you will need chuck norris

step 1: let chuck handle this.

did you know that water is wet?

[pinkglittermask]

lol! :D so funny

[ScalesOfBalance]

"Did you know you are more likely to be hit by lightning than mauled by a bear?" Challenge Accepted.

[kevinxtpp]

yep, i have a loyal pet that can eat a bear.

[TheJoeTrons]

how to surive a bear attack.

1. be friends with chuck norris

2. you survived

[ThePorschelover123]

@ 0:37 I LOLED so hard

[karkiuz]

Dwight taught them.

[tootsiepop825]

Step 1: be god.

[tootsiepop825]

Hooooly crap the bear is charging

[MyGhostGuy]

stop being mean or make fun of Howcast their just trying to show us stuff

[LittleMissNerd1000]

I'm never going to the woods.

[55robloxmaster]

Holy crap, the bear is charging. If you are faster than sonic or you are sonic, run

[DiversePersona]

This video is racist. The White guy always dies first.

[zZzJesse519zZz]

@DiversePersona Sorry, but thats not true at all if you've seen movies the black guy dies first like in xmen or the second planet of the apes or the lion king (lol) or any other violent movie

[DiversePersona]

@zZzJesse519zZz

That's even more racist.

[zZzJesse519zZz]

@DiversePersona Not really cause black and white are equal and im black and have seen these things

[DiversePersona]

@zZzJesse519zZz

Equality for the win. lol

[zZzJesse519zZz]

@DiversePersona Hahahaa

[XDproductions212]

Do I apply ice to my head to get a cool head?

[aqworldsdare]

0:35

Bear:PUT CHA ARMS OUT FRONT LEAN SIDE TO SIDE! THEY GON' BE ON YOU WHEN THEY SEE YOU HIT THAT DOUGIE RIDE!

[TheSSSDarkAngel]

Step 1: Be Chuck norris.

[jaredlegomaster]

Wasn't this guy almost abducted by aliens?

[XareSoft]

lol

[ShioRiongray]

Do you remember why is the clean underwear for??

[mrxcurrymuncher]

step 1 # carry molotov cocktails

[55robloxmaster]

Crap, I got my head ripped off

[CarpeDiemTomorrow]

This is a great video =D

[cool10Ben]

step 1. Know karate.

[timoffex]

step 1: Be Russian.

[arishasmiley92]

@timoffex Why?

What will Russians do?

[aqworldsdare]

@arishasmiley92 Russians Kill Grizzly Bears for Food,Fur,And/or Accesories. In Soviet Russia,Bears are Below Humans on the Food Chain.

[timoffex]

@aqworldsdare And all Russians are bears on unicycles. When I came to America, everyone already knew.

[solittleusernames]

@timoffex Yup at that point you are so closely related to the bear that it will greet you and invite you to his cave where he will feed you salmon

[RProductionsRoblox]

Does this remind anyone of Morel Oral?

[Andersagbarie]

Wee I got my top comment again :D

[BulletBison]

Why does the bear sound like a wookie when it's scared?

[Chronosxs]

What are the chances of being struck by lightning while getting mauled by a bear?

[chickadee2311]

IMA BE STRUCK BY LIGHTING!?!?!?!?!

OH GOD

[shayminpop]

0:36 LOL!! XD

[Dount1ord5]

@shayminpop LMFAO. IM SO GLAD YOU POINTED THAT OUT. LOOOL. YOU ARE LEGEND FOR POINTING THAT OUT 0:36

[bowandarow12]

step 1 buy a gun step 2 kil the bear

[KillerCODbeast123]

what is this some kind of joke....oh nvm i never go to the woods either way

[Danyelle2345]

0:36 is the bear dancing?? XD

[JBLAKIE1]

the jar should have been honey not gravy

[eddson11]

Yeeeah cause a bear would definetly calm down and walk away if you pepperspray it!

[TheDb884]

i'm more likely to be struck by lightning than a lot of things

[fireman456ify]

step 1

get fucking gun

[blackcosmogirl]

what is the clean underwear for?

[ElectricGuitarLuver]

@blackcosmogirl in case you poop your pants

[blackcosmogirl]

Rip your head of - I like that phrase

[ninjafly15]

step 10: bring an ak-47

[Marciah33]

I HAVE been struck by Lightning... ☆ :)))

[Andersagbarie]

DAMN now my top comment is gone, ill guess ill try again :) I LOLED WHEN HE SLAPED THE BEAR XD

[AndrewZaidan]

@Andersagbarie haha me 2!

[ThatOneGuyYouSaw15]

you gotta make an anti sea bear circle

[pokelover66544]

@ThatOneGuyYouSaw15 unless your squidward then your just screwed

[nikitak09]

I saw a bear 2 meters away from me once chasing it's cub. It looked at me and my tour group. But then it was the one walking away.

[caddilactux]

what am i watching...

[Taco25689]

how to avoid a bear attack

step 1:draw a circle around you so the bear can't get you

step 2:when the bear looks away grab a rock or a stick and throw it in a bush

step 3:when the bear looks at the bush RUN LIKE HELL

step 4:get chuck norris

step 5:go home and play video games

[TheGrizzzle]

Ok......If you're going into the wilderness where you are considered prey among larger animals, Bring a fucken gun, seriously a fat fucken shotgun. then you run that bitch.

[chocolaty69z]

i laughed so hard when he bitch slapped him in the nose XD

[Cidersonful]

i was once scared of bears.But then i took an arrow in the knee

[xaetic]

wasn't that the same bear noises as in skyrim?

[FistoTheSexboticus]

How to survive a bear attack.

Step one: Climb a big mountain.

Step two: FUS RO DAH!

Step three: Laugh how the bear flies away.

[dragonitemaster98]

or he'll have you as a snack lol

[HumanLuna]

It's actually better to shout at the bear to scare it away

[shelby0508]

lol 2:10 "oh, my, god, i had this the WHOLE TIME!!!?'

[MuzzaHQ]

How to Survive a Bear attack

Step one Run muthafucka run!!!!!!!!

[qwerty33661]

When The Bear Is Rubbing His Back On The Tree, Why Does It Look Like It's Going Down On The Tree ?

[plantleg]

what if the bear is so hungry that it needs to eat you,seriously that is not a joke it iwll happen

[RobertoLillicus]

That sounds like a skyrim bear

[plantleg]

someone got their tissue ripped off of their leg exposing their artery for hitting a bear in the nose,howcast are you trying to kill me?

[awsumness123]

step 1: STAY OUT OF THE WOODS!!!!

did you know? circles are round

[masrawy12311]

@awsumness123 LMFAO

[Oppiisnotcool]

How To Survive a Bear Attack.

Step one: FUS-RO-DAH

Step two: Pull out your daedric sword.

[gmail425]

0:36 wtf?

[TheChristen2481]

cool video

[Andersagbarie]

i loled when he slapped the bear XDDDDD

[ajmomoho]

Not in Red Dead...

[balravens5227]

just not that dudes day

[Lraeuser]

How to Survive A bear attack

Step one : Get a shotgun and killed him

Did you know? Bears have eyes.

[Lraeuser]

OR kill it

[tingmarco1]

@Lraeuser that shotgun makes heavy noise. as well as the animals flee and hearing someone to get you.

[Pikansokamikaze]

struck by lightning?

more normal?

where do this guys come up with this shit?

[doglover20008]

2:04 I died of how girly that hit was.

[homoraper360]

it lokkes like the bear is humping the air

[razerburst]

And you are more likely to be struck by lightening.. than molested by a shark.

[Blackveilbrides4evar]

when the guy said get a pet thats big enough to eat a bear, i looks at my 17 pound poodle.

[BradeyBurk]

this is the funniest most unserious one

[RobangVids]

Step One - Go camping with a friend

Step Two - Trip the friend when running

[peaceluvr26]

Step one: Go camping with Chuck Norris or Kevjumba.

[madniqaaa]

step 1: take out 44 magnum and shoot.

fucking bear better get out o my way or deal with the consequences. im a creature of the wilderness as well! shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[edwardcullenfan2552]

yeah practically everything that has to do with the steps has something to do with getting your head ripped off

[michaeljackson7021]

step 1: STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING FOREST

[mrjohny465]

step one: be chuck norris

step two: repeat step one

did you  know chuck norris scares bears

[BOOGYZOOGY]

every step says or it will rip ur head off

[johhny3rubs]

be brave!!!

[CometShoot000]

step 1: be chuck norris.

did you know? night is dark.

[isaac161000]

punch the bear in the nose! wont that just piss it off

[Felicityflame]

lol i saw this in science class



[msfreya13]

whats with the ripping off of the head? I mean, is that really called for?

[greek101101]

I love these videos :)

[cmallery7]

step one:see the bear

step 2:the bear sees you

step 3:stay still and die or run

step 4:roll up

step 5:get your butt bit of

step 6:the bear comes on the other side of you and bites your balls!

step 7:your meat and ate

did you know bears are prators and kill people

[MoustachesAreEpic]

Or, you can just run down a hill...

[PerfectMariposa13]

I remember when I first watched this, this was an example given to us on for a how-to assignment, but when the bear was scratching his back we lost it

[wwilliamsjr]

How to Survive a Bear Attack

What you will need:a watergun

Optional: A car

1:Go into the woods and find a bear

2:shoot the bear with the watergun

3:Run like hell

[lazyminer99]

1:41

[narutoshowfan101]

LOL The guy in this epicly fails

[HPman213]

this is why i take my machine gun when i go in the woods.

[123howto321]

XD

[wonderpaint]

2:25 ............. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[SuperKingo007]

Haha

Funny. Love this. Want More.

[TheDominator1998]

No cinnimon NO!!!

[xboxman625]

step one: Bring a shot gun and a bunch of ammo.

step two: Shoot the bear. if jamed your screwed.

[jaredlee283]

Step one: get a .357

Step two:Shoot yourself in the head

[KitaxNekoSama57]

A loyal pet large enough to eat a bear?

It's okay, I always bring a dragon with me in the woods!

[selena1rox]

the bear on 0:37 looks funny!

[bearclaw336]

go bother bear!!!!!!

[kinglimerules339back]

Step 1:Avoid Bear Rape

Step 2:Shoot it's dick off

Step 3:Rape the bear

Step 4 :Put it in the trunk of your car and leave

[brankoivojo]

Step 1: Bring 12 gauge

Step 2: Shoot

[xXUnDe4dK1LL46674]

its so funny to see the guys head rip off lol

[FunMorning1]

How To Survive a Bear Attack

Step one: Get chuck norris

Step two: Leave them alone

[Skyhawk619]

1:07 the bears name is smokey and he has an evil twin LOL

[xXwannabenewbieXx]

The bear sounds like chewbacca at certain points in the video.

[warcrazy75]

I can't tell if this is serious or not.

[theweatherchayz]

lol at 1:59

[theweatherchayz]

I loled to 1:23

[PokemonDude1081]

lol 0:36 to 0:40 dancing bear

[PokemonDude1081]

Chewbacca bear form..

[cena1020cp]

Step 1: throw a sandwich at the bitch and run!

[transformer2331]

Press 3 over and over again, and the guy will sound like he's saying "bang, bang, bang, bang...."

[transformer2331]

1:18 RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!

[TheRobloxmastermind]

1: 31 "now would be a good time to make a deal with god"

WHAT THE FUCK

[MonkeyJokerz]

BEAR:RAAAAAAAAAWR

YOU:(slap nose)

BEAR:HEY!that was not cool man whats wrong with you....

YOU:im sorry......

BEAR:no u know what im leaving i dont even wanna rip ur mean head

[ImaginaryBunnehz]

Are the bear noises from Skyrim?

[Theonlyonestandiable]

@ImaginaryBunnehz Omg dude this video was out even before Skyrim was even heard about,god I'm so sick of hearing fucking Skyrim everywhere.

[ImaginaryBunnehz]

@Theonlyonestandiable What about Oblivion? XD

[gurgir]

err.. why do i have the sensation that if i punch the bear on the nose.. its gonna rip my head off anyway xD?

[walawalaaznman3]

How to survive a bear attack: you don't

[marupage83]

0:35 WOAH HOWCAST WTF what was that bear doing!?!

[TheApplepie42315]

@marupage83 dancing?

[ThatCrazyBicthIsMe]

Step 1. Run for it

[IroneGuy]

DAMN I ALREDY HAVE MY HEAD OFF D:<

[thomsboys77]

Step 1: Dont make eye contact

Step 2: Walk back slowly out of sight

Step 3: Run to the exit

[The5ivan5]

optional:

right hook

chuck norris

[Gacproduction]

He takes out his bear repellant pepper spray AFTER all this.

[MYdog1ANDme]

ok so he will rip your head off good to know