Buying a Home in Asia

[jardude699]

When the canadian come out in you eh? loved that bit haha

[RealNationz]

Hahahah, take a dump. xD



[tgolding27]

Why would you want to live there if you have to be rich to have a normal sized house and it looks like that? Why do you live there anyway?

[cantugabe]

@glipee1

Taiwan

[terrell568]

"oh thats a rarity ehh"

[sandlez12]

M13, when are you gonna come back and buy a house in Canada ! :P

[ohiknow]

What language does your GPS speak? Tai-nglish?

[CanadaDan7]

More people should take dumps on their lawns, its environmentally friendly and it gives you a good sense of connection with nature.

[Biscuits87]

Deserves a 'like' if not just for the comment at the end there!

[Biscuits87]

@Biscuits87 I'm not sure that made any sense..

[HostileHST]

I've heard it called as, poppin-a-squat

[ufcfight420]

smoke sum BC bud and film it for all the stoner in TW bro~

[Quentyn73]

Cars are so slooow in Taiwan. I have the feeling I could outrun them, not to speak of riding a bike or scooter.

[alexcheetah79]

In asia, fully detached homes are seen as a luxury, middle class is seen as living in an apartment, having a big wall around your house is also seen as a luxury since true privacy and peace are seen as luxuries as well

[morningdew00]

Good walls make good neighbors. ;D A brick wall all around the backyard is nice, so ur privacy doesn't interfere with that of ur neighbors, esp. if they're nosy racists n u grow weeds. :D jk. But with a small yard, I'd probably feel suffocated after a while. :o) Also more expensive to build n fix, n the neighbors will probably think we're azzholes when they all use wooden fence in between. Trees n shrubs help but also need regular trimming or they branch out into the neighbors' yard. *-*

[youforgotyourname]

12 ft wall barb wire spikes on top lol

[drokky1234]

actually in the uk house prices are goin down Mwha

[Dal4us]

holy crap, every time i watch this I think that van is going to hit you at about 2:37

[chunkatty]

@Dal4us Yeah i thought it was going to hit m13 too lol..but i think it was maybe trying to help that other car with the emergency blinkers on~..maybe why it seemed like it wasn't even turning into the lane~ either way the roads there confuse me o.O

[IAmLegendYT]

Haha, when the zombie apocalypse comes, I'd also get myself a hell lot of explosives and good guns.. xD

[ZeroDragondelta9]

you really are canadian eh?

[balinne]

I wonder if people think you're insane when they see you. A guy on a scooter with a camera in his helmet, talking to himself and making hand gestures... Hmm, I think I'd say say you're crazy if I saw you some where. Hahaha.

[Rige02]

at the end, i can't tell if your being sarcastic or not O.o

[asdfxyz1]

Starting at 3:21 that street becomes so fucking narrow.

[heropegdestroyer]

I'm with you man, twelve foot wall is the way to go.

[Dubbledeehonkey]

so you wanna live in a tiny prison? haha

[ishitbriks]

do a refueling vid

[malakov5]

Hows the food over there?

[stalker7d7]

10ft concrete wall, and a turret embedded in each corner(of the wall, and the house), hooked up to your main computer system, you you can remote control them. Makes for lot'sa fun when suspicious activity is goin' on...

[Mechansus]

Have you ever accidently fall of your bike?

[Degr8n8]

I was drinking a glass of water right when he said ". . . take a dump in your yard. . ." end up getting water all over my desk.

[coriard]

"Oh! That's a rarity, eh?" ... (1:10 ish) What were you referring to?

[pip1337ownedlawl]

@coriard The pick up truck, i think?... idk either... i had to watch it over like ten times to see if there was like some rare pokemon in the bushes somewhere.

[coriard]

@pip1337ownedlawl

Hahahaa! Crouching tiger, hidden Pikachu in the bushes!

Me thinks you're right though, the pickup truck.

[moneyindabank]

Do they have a lottery in Taiwan? If so how high are the jackpots?

[crankyfoe]

hello to the driver at 2:36 turning left... ever hear of yield to incoming traffic?

[boysinblack]

Why did you ever move to Taiwan?

[sexyitalian891]

Damn Mordeth your still alive? Haha just jokes. I am buying a BMW S1000rr next year been to the dealership been approved and everything. IM SYKED!

[GmasterRED]

1:52 yeah other countries to that too. In west Africa, all the "rich" people have houses with brick walls around them with broken glass embedded in concrete on top. The rich people's houses are about very lower-class tier compared to the houses in America.

[TheWolvesman1]

I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS GUY! ;) lmao

[viannafin]

Is it common in there to pass cars from both sides? Isn't it dangerous?

[Warchief1521]

In Israel the inflation is so bad a small apartment is very expensive

[ReDact45]

You know that you've arrived when you can take a crap in your own yard.

[speedemon103]

If i won the lottery im like u, wouldnt need a big house, just a big grauge to fit all the bikes i would buy hehe

[tobicks]

あなたのビデオは最高です

[worldtravel101]

cool vid again man. what part of canada are you from ?

add oil haha

[masluxx]

thank you for the window on to something diffrent

[DontKnowMyName]

At 3:26 there is a Hyundai Sonata taxi.

Is it usual that this car is used as a taxi ?

[CatchUpToMe]

i like tall houses, 7 ft ceilings 2 floors ,maybe. and very stingy with my house.

and buy me some land ill build a house, its very easy, retards can do it

[Bertlemon]

Your a relly cool guy M13.

[robertwillmer]

if you had a 10 foot wall i would buy the land next to your house and build my house so i can see over your wall, just so i can watch you take a dump

[mrkyleabc]

@robertwillmer ...

[Munker0]

Hooooly shit i always freak out when that logo thingy pops out with the sound effect. What's the point of it? :D

[13mordeth]

@Munker0 The "point" is to freak you out. And is seems like it's working!

[3x0rcyst3m]

@13mordeth HD please... I KNOW YOU HAVE IT!!

[GPazosL]

@13mordeth Seems like your Ninja skills work even trough the internet!

[orbitofdoom16]

@Munker0 Why does it bother you? You know its coming...

[ShinzoKasuka]

What's your real name? Where in Canada do you come from?

[TampaFlorida813]

you should yell at random people till you get shot

[WunderDoob]

wow a full size Toyota truck in Taiwan 

[Frallemannen]

1 person disslikes x)

[f00etfoyo]

mordeth, keep me updated so i can start building my wall a month before the apocalypse comes

[BANKAI207]

I think this home thing is the same for most third-world countries, except that some large cities have areas designed for the rich, rich people.

[rakuchina]

Zombies will scale those little walls, no probs ;)

We had walls when we lived in Taiwan; and we were even Republicans...haha.

[skatepeak]

Nice final overtake, a british driving-instructor wouldn't have approved of it ;)

[azjmiles]

Buck Naked, is this your porno name?

[azjmiles]

rarity eh love it

[PublicEnemyDean]

I feel like i know you M13. i watch your videos too much.

[silentbob299]

10 foot wall around your car? or garden?

[vsleeps]

can you please ride slower? every time watch your vids i feel like you're about to crash. for example, a car almost hits you at 2:39.

[skatepeak]

@vsleeps

Slower, at that point, would've been less safe

[AZWIN90]

@vsleeps thats how they do it in asia apparently, they dont mind driving close to eachother sometimes. cool vids though

[hippykiller1]

I went out in my yard back in the US and squatted to lay down a log. It was late at night but it also was a chain link fence. I don't know what I was thinking. Just wanted to try it I guess.

[BlackxHeartxBlood]

"thats a rarity ehh?" tha right there proves you are from canada =)

[CoriCanuck]

Do you ever get sick of the "haha you said eh!" or variations on the mockery of the Canadian vernacular. 7 years in the USA and I still get it daily...keep it up guys it never gets old!

[Holden599GTB]

haha yep your canadian - "theres a rarity-eh"

[ManiaCop100]

how do you get your sound so good? I have saw your camera setup, but i would of thought the wind would blow underneath

[Oster910]

this video is soo funny, good point though,

[londona08]

is it normal to have a housemaid and a guard working for you?

[TrollinTheWorld]

were you being serious about zombies in asia!!!?

[grakku]

I poop in other peoples yards.

[jtwarlock]

@grakku Like a boss

[DwnNvr]

You should definitely add a moat too.

[shiftplusone80]

Why stop there? Put pikes with skulls on them as well... and don't forget a moat

[Wever1988]

Thanks for the tip in the end :P

[scarface4never]

how would it be to have a 12ft wall with spikes on top and one day as you walk around naked as m13 said walked on the shit of your neighboor who took a dump on YOUR grass..??

[Kaemajii]

that guy at 2:40 was pretty close to you, i was waiting to see you rage :c

[Azel112]

i think scooter/motorbike vlogs are the best vlogs

[AndreasFalk8]

zzzzzzzzzzz, asia topic is boring

[bububububak]

i love how you gesticulate while speaking... it must look very interesting for the others who don't know you're actually speaking and recording it:D

[Kmortisk]

Have you seen Inception? What do you think about it? When I saw that movie I immediately tought of your astral project vlog...

[lwkleijn]

pfft. like that wall will stop all those ninja's that live there.

[heald111111111111111]

"Back there I thought I was recording but I actually wasnt" - m13's pathetic defense of him talking to himself. Lol.

[kitkatguns]

Dude, when you're driving around, are you bored? Since you film it :D

[oli333]

It's illegal in the UK to have barbed wire/spikes on your wall in case burglars injure themselves breaking in lol. true.

[fizwizx]

@oli333 WHAT? Thats fucked up haha

[mrbondohrama]

Where the heck is Tom? It's been like 3 episodes and I haven't seen Tom or Sheow Mei. Dead on the side of the road killed (again in Sheow Mei's case) by sunflowers?

[xacezkillzx]

12 ft wall and barbed wires? why not add a sniper tower too? hahaha and i like how you said "when" the zombie apocalypse come not if

[QsKIIHALOIIWoWII]

@xacezkillzx I would rather a machine gun nest and a mortar bunker

[67kneil]

big houses are over rated more repairs they use more energy ect I think that the trend is to downsize big walls on the ohter hand rock I hate looking out the windows

and seeing the world Id like to keep it my world.

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[dangledog]

The Ultimute 12 ft wall should include Broken Glass Shards and Razer Wire. Let me ask, do you see many Qian Jiang, Lifan, or KeyWay MC over there!

[bfmv580]

Dude, I think you forgot tom... lol

[Frace91]

why are the first things that come to his mind when he thinks about the idea of a big wall aroudn his house a zombie apocalypse and shitting in his garden? :D

[Naturepheonix]

Hay 13mordeth

I need some help, even though I sound really amateur please help me out!

What is a tank pad for????

and also I am planning to buy the CBR1000rr for as my first bike and I've driven a Yamaha Fly One (150 cc scooter) and Honda CBR Big Project 1 400 cc's

Is the CBR1000rr called Fireblade or are they two different bikes?

[boozled86]

@Naturepheonix LMFAO

[xghaf]

@Naturepheonix 1000rr for the first bike? Someone will get new kidneys and a liver ! xD

[worldtravel101]

@Naturepheonix depends where in the world you live. i think fireblade is what its called in parts of europe. in the states its just cbr100rr. a bit much for a 1st bike. i have a 600rr and its really plenty for where i ride. lots of twisty roads around here. so a liter bike isnt as much advantage. actually modern 600s run pretty hard if you get the revs up.

[read1onejr]

hey mordeth,can you show your face?!! =)

[charlieissocoollike2]

I like how mordeth mentions movie stars having high walls in america and the QUEEN in england that made me laugh.

[smasila]

Houses are expensive due to inflation. When the USD collapses, houses will become cheap again. The interest rates around the world are artificially low due to government intervention.

[TimTimNL]

Zombie noise

[GeneralCracka]

If you like the big walls and also a big house, you'd LOVE South Africa.

I'm from there and almost everyone in the wealthy white area had a huge 10 foot wall with gates and BIG houses. Mansions, even to American standards it is HUGE!!!

Go visit there. :)

[boozled86]

@GeneralCracka I heard from a friend who lived there thats because of the crime over there??? cant remeber which pat he's from but he said his dad saw sumone get shot in the head and his car stolen once, and cops did nothing after, just dragged his body away

[GeneralCracka]

@boozled86 South African cops are pretty brutal, I doubt they did nothing. Some may be corrupt, however. Yea it's a pretty crime infested place, so the security guards and big walls are needed, but won't stop someone from getting in. I was 7 and could get on top of the wall in certain areas, so a fully grown man/woman could easily.

[thundasc]

where's tom? did you ditch him? i thought he gave REALLY good head..

[mithallinho]

Hey! My paretn's house is a house with a garden. You don't need a wall, it looks ugly. Just put a fence and a thick hedge behind it - you get a perfect hideaway and it looks nice both sides :)

[cmashu]

lmao you almost got picked off by a car at 2:40

[TheGaoliang]

In Taiwan I would also want a big wall, unless you live next to a park you could watch out over or a beach or something, but otherwise you wouldn't have much of a view to begin with so might as well put a wall around it.

What I don't understand and hate about Taiwanese houses is not so much the size of them but that none of them have any insulation, double glass windows or anything to keep the heat out in the summer and inside in the winter. My electricity bills are insane in the summer time.

[safesparticus]

have a wall would cool u could have like parties and make as much noise as u want or jus walk around naked and have wired electric fences have nice privacy

[Cyclopsunglass]

you are pretty normal, wanna die?

[warezvz]

10foot wall and few sniper towers where you can shoot your naighbors and nasty people

[aSignInTheTrees]

in Brazil, all of the nicer homes have huge walls with electrified razor wire all around the outside. something that you just will never see in canada. i love being from alberta. :)

[poptat1]

To me a BIG house is more than one story (even if its one floor and an attic) not having a neibor on the oppsite side of a wall and a nice house is no bullet holes in the wall working heat rain dosent leak through the roof and no shatterd windows

[SlimPS3]

2:03 crap almost saw your face! well you was most likely wearing a helmet lol

btw i was talking about a rear view mirror, and it's a joke i will still enjoy your videos even though i can;t see you. ^_^

[jamieee321]

Everything is really expensive in Britain. :(

[shigalbigal]

When zombie apocalypse comes you'll really appreciate the wall!

Mordeth13 amazes me with every video he makes.

[1993devin]

if dogs can do it so can i lol

[SouradeCA]

Taiwan has a lottery????

[sodadrinker89]

@SouradeCA Most countries have a lottery. Even Taiwan.

[TheMrbytheway]

@SouradeCA It's called charity lottery at first I believe, later renamed Taiwan lottery. A certain amount of the lottery income goes to the charities.

[107jm]

Do they show Family Guy or The simpsons over there?

[WastedAmerican17]

why do you always ride your scooter now and not your ninja

[13mordeth]

@WastedAmerican17 I fucking HATE this question. How do you know what I ride? This series of videos are all FROM ONE DAY......all recorded within a few hours of one another. So do you think I brought the Ninja out in my back pocket and could randomly switch between it and the scooter? The last 11 videos in this SERIES were done on the SAME DAY. And I just happened to be on the scooter that day. Sorry....but I see this comment again and again....and it's truly a dumb comment.

[Anavengertg]

In Sri Lanka, all the houses are like fortresses. Thick walls with spikes on top.

[ToastToGo]

Holy crap that guy was coming close to you at 2:38

[GatheringSticks]

until you can afford the big house maybe just hang your ass over other peoples walls and take a big dump.

[13mordeth]

@GatheringSticks lol

[nbaalltheway]

and i will get bodygaurds because there are alot of people i have pissed off before

[Dizzra1]

what happened to your Motorcycle?

[13mordeth]

@Dizzra1 It's in my garage. I rode it yesterday.....sigh.

[tjmick1992]

@13mordeth

how might that be a sigh?

and how long have you been in Taiwan?

[sexyitalian891]

@13mordeth Why live in Taiwan? I live in Calgary and its really nice besides snowing. Canada is nice why did you move from there to here, and why are you staying in Taiwan? Wouldn't your kid get better education in Canada? And well its kinda run down, Taiwan I mean I havnt seen a place there that I go oh wow i wanna live there.

[wtfunder]

@sexyitalian891 Im in bc and i hate calgary haha

[Dizzra1]

@Dizzra1 and why did you not rid it today?

[aznapplez]

u almost got ran over at 2:36.

[darcwolv]

Concrete itself is very expensive like a 10ft concrete wall all the way around your house would probably cost you 15-20grand

[phatbirdy3689]

HAHAHAHA TAKE A SHIT IN YOUR YARD? NOW THAT WHAT I CALL HOME MADE FERTILIZER XD

[MrVlogMadness]

Alot of houses where i live in Canada have huge bush/trees as a wall.

[fockya]

LOL i take pisses in my backyard all the time

[1ch190]

Large fences that give too much privacy are apparently illegal back home here in Canada, I guess there's a few concerns about urban grow ops and whatever else.

[Chimpztheone]

My house is protected by a wall of hatred.

Fueled daily by the ritual sacrifice of tens of thousands of small squirrels.

[hbktminc]

what do you do in taiwan? whats ur profession?

[Mumblemumble375]

@hbktminc teacher.

[DumbDuck44]

Its very important to have BIG walls around your house in asia....

to keep out the mongolian hordes.

[mastclimbers]

i have a 13ft wall at my house doesnt have spike tho and

i,m by no means rich.

[Ab5597]

pickup in asia ftw

[itsgotahemi2552]

Pick up truck rare.... :(

[arakitai]

Dude, are you ever going to move back to the states or Canada? (If I was a douchebag, I'd ask if you planned to return to the *civilized* world.)

[2ballsperbike]

@ 1:00 minute. "that's a rarity EH?". Still have some Canadian in you.

[iwillhavetodothis]

Lol toilets are overrated

[cashstore1]

It sounds like you want to buy a home. The nice house you were describing, is that really expensive in Taiwan? Houses over here have gone down in price at least 30 percent the last 3 years.

[MeowJW]

yet to see a Vespa in Taiwan.

[provehito44]

that silver truck was a toyota tacoma. the headlights arent right to be a tundra

[MrNightwatcher12]

Go go Zombie apocalypse

[mustang6172]

I'm sorrounded by thick trees. I could probably go naked in my backyard if I wanted to, but then I don't like to look at myself naked.

[TheGefish]

I have never thought that toilets and over rated and I have not wanted to take a dump on my yard. I like my shits, they're relaxing and they give me time to think/read, unless it hurts. Then not so much.

[13mordeth]

@TheGefish :-)

[bignetworth2000]

@TheGefish OMG milk just came out my nose from laughing so hard at this comment. "I have never thought that toilets and over rated"... maybe its not so funny but it was for me!

[MCoftheD]

zombie apocalypse and new annoying neighbors lol

[OathOfOdium]

It's all about Standards.

[ryan97303]

houses in hong kong are fuckin expensive like my size house would be like 8 - 10 million usd