Roseanne D-I-V-O-R-C-E Part 2

[thermopylae85]

What about popcorn?

[mykidsmaman]

I love that too when Roseanne helps herself to the coffee and then offers it to others. Very funny and something my mom would have done. I find it very sweet how Roseanne and Dan love each other so much and he asks her to dance. It is a realistic show and it always seems that people without money are happier since they obviously got married for love and not for money. I love this show.

[mykidsmaman]

When I was little I was told over and over that my family was like the Roseanne family. My uncle watched Roseanne when he missed us and it was having us in his livingroom. I think being like the Conner's is awesome! Kids are free to express themselves without being beaten senseless and no one is spoilt and live in middle class. It makes adulthood easier than being rich and ending ujp in the poor house. Roseanne and Dan always loved each other and that's something that is awesome!

[xlefreakcestchic]

God, I wish my family like this. My family wants to pretend they're like the family on full house. Not working when they have Roseanne for a daughter in the family. HA!

[pianomanroc]

@xlefreakcestchic Your so cool being a disappointment to the only people who truly love you!! You a perfect example of the moral decline among our children in this country!! please grow the hell up and show some type of respect to the people who support and take care of you!!!

[ChipmunkOfTheValley]

I wonder how Jackie got into the house.. haha

[aliasgirl47]

It seems so much easier to fall asleep if the T.V. is on. 

[daisyladii]

DJ is so cute

[geekoftheweek27]

Making popcorn!

[thenightprowleracdc]

hahah they are in the shower

[tommy1973able]

WHAT IS SHE WEARING,IT LOOKS LIKE THERE ARE LOCKS OF HAIR FALLING OF..FAIL!

[mhmarcum]

I love how she goes up to do stuff like get the coffee and just like well not gets everyone there coffee I like that does that it cracks me up

[SuperBluestar08]

I hope to have a relationship like they did its so real and amazing. I wish they were together in real life.

[xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx]

Roseanne Conner inspired me to be the quick witted smartass that I am today.

[dave2806]

i married an english roseanne , love woman who curve !!!!

[Noromongrel]

DJ's "You're late", is freaking funny.

[SuperBluestar08]

Why is it every time a woman puts a ring on a mans finger their feet stop moving? Cuts off the circulation lmao classic!!!

[HPpaige]

I aspire to to have a relationship just like Dan and Roseannes. They might not be perfect, but they have fun together and love each other more than anything. cept mayb their kids.

[PlayerOfPiano]

Dan and Roseanne used to seem so much happier. What happened?

[SenseOfFailure]

I love this show so much 'cause it reminds me of, well me. I am a lot like Roseanne. My brother's a lot like Darlene. Dan reminds me of my dad. I have an aunt that sleeps around and has been with many guys, like Jackie. My ex-boyfriend was neurotic and gutless like David. My stepmom's stupid like Mark. I come from a small town like Lanford. My mom and I both whine a lot like Becky, Darlene and Roseanne. My brother's name is Marc, and to top it all off, my mom's name is Rosanne!

[RENTluver06]

@SenseOfFailure WOW lol

[lace2u1]

I love Dan & Roseanne's relationship, they are the best TV husband and wife!

[krystlerita]

That ending scene was so sweet

[ozzygodisgod]

I am going through a divorce and I wish it was so simple

[jpanderson06]

@ozzygodisgod Thats too bad =( I went through a divorce in 2006, and luckily we had no kids and we didnt own anything so it was simple for us. But a divorce isnt the end.. its a new beginning. Everybody deserves to be happy, and everybody has that special someone that was made just for them. I hope you find your special someone and end up living a happy and full life :) Try to keep your chin up and stay positive no matter how dark things get.

[ozzygodisgod]

@jpanderson06 Thank you it has been a dark time for me, but I have to remember that the sun will come out tomorrow and I am my daughters hero

[rani1223]

Dan: Hey, i was thinkin'.

Roseanne: Don't do that!

[BrianEaZy]

Wonderful episode ! So REAL and What married couples go through. Truly a TV CLASSIC.

[Ferdie1985]

I  LOOOOOVE DAN <3

[womby28]

I cried! I love them two :')

[belladonna4577]

LOL@4:26.

i've been up all night watching roseanne lol. thanks for these :).

[alitam219]

4:57 I wonder if Roseanne would have ever thought she would be doing this for a living a couple of seasons from now.

[rivermoonrise]

This episode makes me cry. So much real love between Dan and Roseanne, the way a marriage should be. That's what makes this show so great.

[thatsparkoffire]

the good old roseanne's.

to go from the finale of roseanne (season 9) to the first episodes breaks my heart....but in a good way <3

[imtoolovely]

LOL--I really wanted to see if the heating pad for the popcorn idea really worked..LOL

[momintex09]

"about 2:42 their in the shower. yeah both of em. about 2 more hours". that is my fav line i have actually said that to a caller when i was home alone, when i was about her age. now i just tell my son (who's 8) to tell that to a soliciter when i don't wanna talk with em. LOL

[NightxAngell]

it would be funny if darlene's heating pad idea actually worked

[meowmeowmitchell]

one of the best epusides

[dillas727]

lmfao... love how darlene literally jumps in the scene at 3:19 !!!!

[PostRockIsAGenre]

DJ is so cute in this episode.

[ashley7387]

i love when jackie sneaks up on the kids and they all scream it's so cute=]]

[illbuyit5505]

DJS cute in this one I KNOW THAT ! lol

[HillbillyPaintball]

lol dan: im thinking. rosanne: dont do that

[Junjoukaren]

Dan and Roseanne sure have their sweet-cute moments together. =]

[dancergir131]

michael fishman sooooo cute! =]

[untoldstoriesofme]

i think this episode has a lot of meaning... i mean look at this episode and then the very last episode. It's so sad, it just shows how much love they have for one another.

[chrisgast]

I agree. My parents have been together for over 30 years, and they are still going strong. I hope I am similar to Dan and Roseanne (and my parents) when I get married, only I hope me and my future wife to live to old age.

[StephHizzle]

I agree! I always say that theirs is the marriage I want. This is what real love looks like! If you can't make fun of each other (and yourself), then you're doomed. :-)

[RENTluver06]

me too!

[AArmendariz12]

becky thinks she's miss perfect

[misterroyaltee]

i luv there relationship

[victoriashot12]

i love this show !

[soulierinvestments]

During the 1989 World Series of Baseball, held that particular night in San Francisco, the pre-game broadcast on ABC suddenly went off the air, blank air for a bit, and then this part of Roseanne DIVORCE suddenly appeared on the air instead of the World Series broadcast. This was one of the more bizarre results of the 1989 San Francisco earthquake, which knocked the life broadcast right off the air and knocked Roseanne unscheduled right on the air.

[rynocowboys2003]

DJ: yourrrrrr late

[Johnny15depp]

learn to care less

[MusicFreakKaity]

that was funny when jackey scared the,

[StellianAriolus]

... kids.

Ype, Jackie and the kids are great in this epi.

[tanqueraygin]

Roseanne - "well let me pack up my bags and leave in shame " hahahahaha

[soundviewbx]

Roseanne's timing is perfect!!!

I love her!!

[kmcdono1]

Roseanne used to laugh at herself in this show a lot which was great. Then starting in season 4, she got crabby.

[sisterofSpuff]

my parents say i act like Darlene

and i do haha

[DestinStrahan]

haha DJ is so sick

[blackdethMCR2]

Darline reaminds me so much of me and my brother we do stupid stuff like that and i tell ppl stuff like that about my parets

[1PrincessFiona]

I've been thinking...

Don't do that lol

[christentze]

i love darlene when she was little so much.

[musicaltheatergeek79]

How did Jackie get inside the house?

[christentze]

lol, i have no idea. but i noticed the front door wasn't latched when becky, darlene, and dj were refusing to open it for her, so maybe she just tried the knob. haha.

does anyone know what film is playing on the telly when dan and roseanne come home and find them all passed out? the music and voice sounds so familiar....

[ConkerPucci13]

she coulda had a key

[iluhhnickjmost]

awe dj is so sweet

[gmccray689]

DJ is the cutest thing.

[Hookedoncollies]

Aw, this episode is so sweet :))

[TygerFan2007]

I just love this show soo much. Because its like...not some perfect family in a perfect house...its like....more realistic

[sureseg]

i totally agree. Cause my mom and roseanne have so much in common, its eerie.

that family is so similar that its fun to watch how many things their family goes through that mine does

[samjonsch]

my mom and family are almost just like them too its so weird

[RENTluver06]

@sureseg me too. I think thats one of the things I LOVE about roseanne is that its so realistic its just like my family; my mom is exactly like roseanne and her and dan are like my parents .

its also why its so hard to accept the ending of the show b/c all I can think is what if that happens to my parents ya know. lol

I am WAY WAY WAY too obsessed lol

[belladonna4577]

@TygerFan2007 that's exactly why i like it too, because i can relate to it in so many ways. my fiance and i act exactly like roseanne and dan lol.

[moviefreak1992]

@TygerFan2007

I know, Roseanne and Full House were my favorite shows.

[sicandbored]

Such a well written comedy; up there with MASH and Frasier

[dorkasaur98]

can you post the last episode ?

[BreLuvzU4EveR]

i HATE becky!!!!!

[romka4567]

im sure she hates u just as much

[BreLuvzU4EveR]

yeah... and i love every minute of it =]