Dave Chappelle about his white friend Chip

[233kart]

Daniel Tosh was the funniest guy Ive known......until i saw Dave Chappelle hahhahahaha

[rokkoshamy22]

Chip sounds like dangerous bad ass

[garci2k2]

"Dave just relax *gasp*, close your buttcheecks!"

[Cshirk25]

Dave's white voice is so god damn funny.

[Bradleyverify]

We miss Chip. You did what you felt was right and I respect you for that, Dave. I hope you and Chip are still friends and please work together together again/

[jsifre1]

White people <3

[poshpinkyther]

thats a waste of weed!!!!!!

[kitty652]

Every single black person needs a friend exactly like Chip (same voice and everything) if u wanna stay out of jail

[757liloop]

katt williams is not funnier than dave chappelle how'd you come to that conclusion @sirtokalottv420

[sirtokalottv420]

katt williams is funnier stick to your show skits but still funny!!!!!

[NothingBetterToWatch]

@sirtokalottv420 Katt Williams is only funny if he's on a black people oriented topic(listen to his material if you think I'm wrong). Dave Chapelle can be on any topic and be funny with it. Therefore, Dave wins :)

[omgitsbrooke1]

@sirtokalottv420 Kat williams is not funnier. You obviously know that since u clicked on this video, cus U KNOW Dave is better. Your instincts told you

[dsaad85]

excuseeeee mehhhhhhh im a lil high

[pater429]

you saw him he was high on pcp lol

[80DLE]

fuck dave i wanna hang with Chip!

[GuDDaBoyMagiK]

DAVE CHAPELLE IS A HERO

[glowingretard]

MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS

[colinchrispeyton]

TAKE IT EEEAAAZZZZZYYYY!!!

[TheBladerunner22]

I wanna hang out with Chip! :)

[vandals989]

i had to use necessary force johnson!

[yeaboymanidude]

that nigger was on pcp johnson... I HAD TO USE NECESSARY FORCE

[uur8]

CHIP NOO CHIP DON'T DO IT!!!

[TheSchmidt3000]

Chip's real name is Jim Bruer

[Ch4rli3heart]

"Well nigga sometimes you just gotta race 'em." XD

[izmar]

CHIP KELLY NOOOOO

[yang1tachi]

@andrewkillgore Mein Führer? Fail Troll.

[culturalhonesty]

ANTI-RACIST IS A CODE WORD FOR ANTI-WHITE

[xelbaga1987]

it's about white supremacy,chip was dumb as a rock but privileged which spared him the arrest

[andrewkillgore]

fuck niggers hail hitler!!!

-Mi feurer

[fourlokoJoker]

@andrewkillgore

haha stupid hill billy you cant even spell

[masterscheme1]

@andrewkillgore According to Hiltler's definition of white. You would be considered a "nigger" lol and he would prolly kill you as well. Your so stupid, and the reason why you are even racist is because they caught you early and you were poor or had no guidance when you were a kid. And It gave you a purpose or a sense of self and family. Not because it even makes any sense. What makes sense is waking up going to work, taking care of your family and having fun. Racists are bored.

[LoveorConfusion2]

WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT LMAO

[EvaBongoria]

CHIP DON'T DO IT!

[JustForTheGame]

Dave! close your butt cheeks..lol

[MultiPebbles94]

thats how i explain my shit lol

[THRONELURKER]

I said... CHIP NOOOO!

..CHIP DONT DO IT!!

[az09187]

@THRONELURKER PENIS

[spicySWEETchili1]

well nigga sometimes you gotta race "puff puff"

[mucknfold]

Chip if you see Dave, tell him we miss him

[edasnoraa]

@mucknfold and vice versa

[omgitsbrooke1]

@mucknfold What happened to Dave?

[Tiphoufolle]

Babe ... I think i'm gonna race him !

[killerkrys]

@Tiphoufolle its DAVE dumbass

[Tiphoufolle]

@killerkrys Ok. MY BAD !!!!!!!!!!!!! No need to call me dumbass, dumbass! Try to listen a comic video in a language that's not your first language, then we'll see who's the " dumbass "

[MrMammaenDin]

"Just sprinkle some crack on him" hahahaha

[obglobgablob]

Loved the joke. But it'll be a cold day in hell before a cop does that for anybody, regardless of their background.

[austin78993]

The white voice is hilarious. gets me everytime.

[adrian031492]

I watched the whole video to hear Chip's troll laugh

[icetrey92]

Dave is one of the best, sad that he is gone now

[syphlect]

@icetrey92 what u mean by gone? he's not dead. Just on hiatus. Recently I think he said his show will be back

[icetrey92]

@syphlect gone from comedy

[syphlect]

@icetrey92 Really? ah shit, I thought he said he was on hiatus. Damn it.

[icetrey92]

@syphlect He still does stand up but as to coming back to the spotlight... i dont know about that

[alucrash1]

U 2 can b like chip all it takes is whiteness hiding blackness with a hint of Mexican the act like a confident 15 year old with some grown up mentality

[TheKgarner33]

If only that actually happend with white ppl, Im white and I get my car searched every time I get pulled over no matter the reason.

[TheFlemburger]

dave chappelle is my favourite comedian. deserves an award

[TonyDanza4Lyfe]

Chip = Wayne Brady

[Darkrunner75]

"Chip" is more than likely Jim Breuer.......

[ChannelFamilys]

chip sounds like a tasty food hey im hungry im gonna go get some chips

[Seldanas]

I want to meet Chip lol xD

[RubberToadstools]

I'm white and I would never try that. O.o

[eniquitus]

Well nigga sometimes you got to race lmao

[NexisFilms]

gimme a magnifying glass , is there a dislike .. ehm , bar somewhere ??!

[kwamemali]

@58cinder its called stand up comedy...like Chip said close your but cheeks

[JayGatsbyOdysseus]

Where is Dave Chappelle now? Richard Pryor number 1. Chappelle number 2. Greatest comedians of all time.

[musiqman0709]

@JayGatsbyOdysseus he's still alive but he's muscular now

[uderp]

Excuse meee.. Need some information

[koletski21]

Nobody wants to get their ass beat to a sound track!

[GAGE2008]

Nigga that shit is true my White friend Timmy is living proof

[58cinder]

I can't believe people think this is funny, If what he is saying was in fact true.... There would be NO white people in the prison system.....

[liftyaskirt]

@58cinder Really? You're taking this COMEDY clip a bit too serious.

[ESchneider513]

@58cinder It's called a joke bro. I'm white and I find this funny.

[electricbayonet2]

@58cinder Except that most white people in the US prison system didn't get put in for offhandedly saying they were high in front of police. Or did you think that DUIs and possession were the only things that white people could be charged with?

[josh18230]

Well nigga, sometimes you gotta race I dont know...

[OrangeFairy1]

i love you CHIP



[DaQueenCityViet]

@newgenre201 how hes racist? u are fucking ignorant racist prick.

[97sophia12]

5:15 rick james laugh

[GoWdEnZ112]

Was I the only one laughing at B.o.B (cuz he looks like him)

[jonny96]

Love his white man voice!!!

[gladiroth]

chips voice = awesome

[gman22bball]

its the god damn cops

[akp8806]

Tonite were getting fucked up-katt williams

[neilk500]

I guess I don't need to leave any type of important comment here. Guess I'll just, sprinkle some crack here and leave.

[iyamhoooiyam]

I do miss him.

[tealovetreeheart]

his white guy voice kind of sounds like obama

[SuperBigMess]

chip had the music blasting. were not guna take it. lmao

[skatedistrict238]

LOL i fucking love his white man talk! "Dave, DAVE! its the god damn cops!"

[Gaapulaa]

Yeah this guy is hilarious , George Carlin , Louis Ck , Pryor, Chris Rock. Lewis Black make my day

[PointlessComedy]

just get out of here, just get the fuck outta here...lol

[marcetclaude]

165 people disliked this video? I guess they didn't know they can't do that? :)

[Mrmetal771]

im pretty sure chipis jim bruer... lol

[momo251985]

that was good wasnt it? because i DID know i couldnt do that!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

[mokyan7]

Wow, Chip is creative and calm under pressure, even when drunk

[jbuck1721]

I'm that type of white guy

[dpc1994]

".....that's all that happened. That's the end of the story." 

[mophus12]

@vincentmp09811 And just how is setting a racist in their place out of place? You think I've ruined it and he hasn't? If you support racism then I must turn the table and say fuck you, you've ruined the video.

[Trentw10]

:o THAT NIGGER WAS ON PCP JOHNSON!

[Boomforce]

is Chip in fact Jim Breuer?

[ElCantanteIntrepete]

@Boomforce I was about to say that. Yes he is. Jim Brewer has admitted to smoking weed, and he also told a joke in a standup about him and dave chapelle driving and his daves 1st crappy car getting stolen. And Jim laughs because he says they stole the black guys car. I am wording it wrong, but if you watch it, its really hilarious.

[xbladezerox]

Lol

[mophus12]

@MrJarth Well sir, your grammar doesn't say much for your own education. Also your completely wrong in what you're implying. Centuries ago many African civilizations were highly advanced, even superior to Europe. The slave trade tore those civilizations apart and that's why Africa has so many problems today. As for the reason black kids score lower than white kids, this has it's roots in our centuries of racism and the overall failure of our urban school systems. Please inform yourself.

[vincentmp09811]

@mophus12 honestly,fuck you,youve ruined a hilarious video with your completely out of place comment again fuck you

[uzijn]

What is it with blacks always basing their shows on race?

[highman58]

The laugh at 5:14 is just magic ha ha ha my cig fell out my mouth.

[yummieyummie123]

HARD eyeroll at the first top comment.

[livefreeskate69]

hey take it eeeeeeeeasy, your on 3rd street

[mattpechous1]

0:50 Exxccuuuusssssse Meeeee................... need some information.

[robersj3]

'cause I did know I couldn't do that

[YoungSpittaOffical1]

I wish i had a white friend named chip....

[niggawhat187]

This guy is so funny, i heard he was planning a come back?

[gutarts1]

i am chip!!!!! Like word for word@@@

[TheLwarf]

I gotta meet this man chip.

[pimpdaddylunaa]

fuck hes so jokes !! lol :)

[redneckvideogamer]

That man is awesome!

[shockraid1]

Dave has the best white guy voice.

[bochman416]

First person to like in 4 mil views!!

[BittnerDGK412]

Nigga?!?!

[mcatx]

dave relax..... close your butt cheeks !

[Anezja]

I love his "white voice." haha Perfect!

[Hoodrapper02]

Lol :-D

[drao88]

I love "chips" laugh at the end 5:08 hahaha!!! :D

[darkeclipse420]

one of the hardest times ive laughed in a while

[Trentw10]

.............well nigga sometimes you gotta race ahahhahhahha

[4ftermathh]

Dave...I'm goina race em....well nigga sometimes you gotta race.. lol

[Clipselive]

I want to meet Chip.

[MCi2945]

Rick James laugh at 5:15.

[skillz139]

lol when i watch dave chappelle....louis CK....richard pryor....george carlin

i feel like racism doesn't exist

[ZionistCensorship]

@skillz139 fuck off nigger

[skillz139]

@ZionistCensorship

don't be upset because we are different.....

be upset because we are better than you =)

[ZionistCensorship]

@skillz139 Lol, you monkeys are hardly better. You've never even accomplished the level of civilization 

[MrJarth]

@skillz139 you may be able to run faster and better at sport but we on the whole are smarter.

and you can't run faster then a bullet, just say'n

[skillz139]

@MrJarth

intelligence is not significant to race

millions of kids would die to go to skool

and here in america the GPA slips a lil more each year

[JayGatsbyOdysseus]

@skillz139 I only scored a 940 on the SAT and my friend scored a 1420. I ened up finishing college and becoming mildly successful. My friend flunked out of college (smoking weed) and is homelss. Intelligence? It is important but not everything.

[skillz139]

@JayGatsbyOdysseus

lmao im a 100% certified stoner my bong is right next to my desktop

and i just finished school and got my bachelors degree in business management

and I'm 21...........define my story

[ScottishCaledonian]

@skillz139 Why dont you fuck off and drink bleach

[MrJarth]

@skillz139 ok then, a child raised in the typical white culture would be smarter then the kid raised in average black culture. there race has nothing to do with it, but there race determines there culture in some way.

[xPEACHxEATERx]

@MrJarth Ignoramus.

[MrJarth]

@xPEACHxEATERx why then are black kids dumber then white kids? If not for the environment they create for themselves is not the problem. why is every African country fucked up? you would of thought they could of sorted there country out by now.

[MikkelSound]

@skillz139 If you feel like that way i want to know wat your smoking?

[skillz139]

@MikkelSound

uhhh right now I'm smoking some NYC desiel

and i got some kush

[smokelakes]

@skillz139 you just listed the best comedians ever haha

[XxCHRISTIANxX2001]

@skillz139 when i fk ur mom i feel raceism dsnt exist

[moeali777]

Lmfao had a shit day ... This nigga just made me laugh .. Best comedian

[jlicalzi1990]

hahahahaha tht white vocie cracks me up

[EWreckShin]

"Nobody wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack and shit."

[Deadlywaterboy]

Well nigga sometimes you gotta race i dont know. ROTFL

[deye080686]

for more FunnY from dave! Go to deye080686

[MagikMaru]

"....well Nigga sometimes you gotta race, I dunno...."

[evj808]

That nigga Chip is wutz up!

[hrc696]

hahahahahaaa aaaaaa



[thebasedchamp]

Charlie Sheen aka Chip.

[AverageCitizen12]

What the fuck my dad is a white guy named chip...

[kjah11]

Close your butt cheeks, Dave >_<''

[SDupe44]

I didn't know I couldn't do that. HAHAHA!!!

[samsungcaptivate11]

Hahahahahaha yep its always a good idea to go ask the cops for directions when ur HIGH FROM WEED

[deeonlyana]

"DAVEDAVE ITS THE GOD DAMN COPS...im gonna ask them for directions"

[dayton510]

"i didnt know i couldnt do that"

[Benjaminperezbp]

Wak

[ProducShuns]

i miss dave chappelle. i wish he'd do a new standup

[carm1ne55555]

Chip nooo! chip dont do it!!

[glitchmanify]

160 people were rpublican

[AGeekWithAShotgun]

@glitchmanify

Fuck you in the neck

Politics have nothing to do with this

[ThrashedOutGreaser]

@NoWhiteGenocide: what a load of crap....look on the brightside the majority of the people in our goverment (I'm assuming your an american) are white, in other words the white race runs this country

[NoWhiteGenocide]

Every white country on the planet is forced to become multicultural and multiracial. EVERY white country is told to end its own race and culture. No one asks that of ANY non-white country. Immigration and intermarriage is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries.

Anti-whites call themselves "anti-racists", but their actions lead to the elimination of one race and only one race, my race, the white race. The true goal of anti-racism is to wipe out my race.

It is genocide.

[JamaicanBoy41]

@NoWhiteGenocide shut the fuck up right wing nut

[VILEHINTZ]

@NoWhiteGenocide you misunderstand the word genocide,i think you mean assimilation,or gentrification,you wouldnt die,youd live on and so will the bloodline.it would be scientifically impossible to whipe out one race as you put it.(even though white is a color).you see, 'white's" come from the caucaus mountains and never really had whole countries or continents ,except what they stolen and killed and raped the aboriginals of the lands for.ie.assimilate or die,resistance is futile,-star trek

[JayGatsbyOdysseus]

@VILEHINTZ It is true that white people will be eliminated from Earth. World population is rapidly increasing in Asian and Middle East countries. White populations in Europe and USA are decreasing. There are now 7 billion people on Earth. By 2050, there will be 10 billion. Most of these will be of the of a darker skin tone. I am white. I have two mixed kids. They are the future. My teenage girl is dating a Jewish guy. This will be interesting if they have children.

[Interloper83]

@NoWhiteGenocide A white guy screaming genocide lol. This user is clearly for some type of Andy Kaufman style comedy.

[Kungemil1]

@Interloper83 What's weird with genocide on white people lol?