Forbidden Secrets of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

[randywilliams1234]

this is annoying lol

[pontustell]

Damn, i would like to see u against a black belt in bjj... i bet ur wife think ur a lame mf.

[LestatVonD]

i still hate this guy lol

[Bonertronica]

Hey retards, if it didn't occur to you that this was meant to be a joke when he started off by suggesting you tuck your thumbs into your fists when you punch, you probably don't know as much about fighting as you think you do.

[overtlyfunny]

@Bonertronica

Thank you.

[KCAASE]

unbelievable. I bet this guy sucks at BJJ.

[LestatVonD]

fuck this guy and fuck all his gay ass fans, you lil punk ass bitch, dont let me see you on the street.

[Bonertronica]

@LestatVonD Shut up, you butthurt internet tough guy. Learn to recognize a joke when you see one. You got trolled.

[SeanOBriain]

The Garv is an internet legend. You noobs need to learn some respect!

[overtlyfunny]

@SeanOBriain

Dammit, this man is a genius!

[JKP0P]

Suuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaccccccck a dick my buddy

[menkobjj]

You are ridiculos ! why did you do this shit ???? and you mention the grand master this is really disrespectfull. If I see you on the street I will choke you out ! ! take this video out of the you tube. this is a offense to the sport. BJJ is the best martial art ever and it takes a lot of time to change belts. That's why it's not everybody that gets to at least the borwn belt. YOU SUCK MOTHER FUCKER ! Take this video out of here !

[Bonertronica]

@menkobjj lol y u mad tho?

[madeku]

haha this guy is funny.. .. why do people get so obsessed with belts? especially if you cant back yerself up? its just a color... hell i'd be content to earn a blue belt in bjj

[SteveUSMC9057]

Wow, what an idiot, this guy needs to accually hit a school and get his ass kicked and see if he can get to even a white belt.

[AMORANTORI]

I thought all you experts were a peaceful bunch? sticks and stones and all that......

[asesino1]

sarcasm anyone?

[Wiltallica]

this guy is obviously joking. its just pathetic how revealing by the commentary here how stupid, and tool like the majority of youtubers are.

[MrNupit]

is this cunt for real?i bet he sucks cock as well

[berniecobra]

HILARIOUS! this guy doesnt even know how to make a fist. i would be surprised if someone actually tries this. too much time on his hands. maybe he should sit in a class see that actual training it takes.

[j21721j21721]

...no

[mrdubcrazy]

Nice one! 

[conzors]

fucking idiot

[saysupsay444]

Fucking loser.

[saysupsay444]

Fucking Loser

[MrKnoppies]

Before I share my thoughts with you...are you still alive?

[sleepykid156]

Either this is a very bad troll job

Or this guy is delusional and crazy

[kelownat]

Try pulling these "tricks" at my club and you would get laughed at by our coaches then they would proceed to work you over like a red headed step child...... Lol

[tawras]

@kelownat this was made for comedy, derp derp derp.

[crapwithoutrap]

u should be be murderd men

[AverageAsianMe]

I believe this is how Rashad Evans got his black belt.

[rob3656]

This guy has obviously never been to a bjj class, i'd love to choke him

[tylerdurdin]

this guy is a total dush bag.

[malaspuzvicalnakrpa]

Well, I thought it was not. I'm afraid that such trolldom might get him all battered and bruised in no time. Cauliflower ears included. He'll have to try better.

[malaspuzvicalnakrpa]

He's trying to be funny when obviously he's not. It must suck to live with your mom and be a virgin at this age.

[luisFabianforero]

i wish to have this guy just for 2 minutes to break his arms,legs, dislocate his shoulders, break his neck and then send him to sleep, he is frustate because his wife had sex with 20 bjj guys in front of him, poor mind, no brain just a peanut inside his fuckin head.

[rockout2225]

i love the 500 pound guy out of breath saying "im a black belt" with cheecks clogging speech and wow ur a dumb piece of shit u dont know any secrets other than the one in ur closet

[pballakid]

wow dude fuck u, get ur arms broken nd get choked out

[ValkyereHowie]

Lol you only realize this guy is just kidding half way through video lol.

[itlfa2009]

:D It's nice to see someone who can laugh at the muachismo bullshit thats so common, especially among the BJJ guys.

[089hlj]

Dude. Hi-lariousness!

[DrGorgenflex]

This makes me lol so hard.

[InnocentyInsane]

I can get my black belt in 2 weeks or less. All I have to do, is Yahoo, BJJ Belts, fill out my info, and pay for it. wait the time for snail mail, and poof, there it is. Im a black belt. GO ME!!!! and its so much cheeper than paying the 150 per month in classes, and so much easier than rolling around on the ground... Oh and if i demanded my blue belt from my instructor, he would kick my ass twice. once for the disrespect, and 2nd, for bringing ego in the dojo.

[gemsmider]

I'm sad but a lot of things are the truth! Jiu jitsu is going in buisiness and in totally sport martial art

[TheASS444]

I hope you get cancer

[killking123]

Your very stupid...

[jasonironliongreen]

well hes right. and bjj is becoming like tkd capitalizing mor on by laws and its become a buisness and less of self defence in the same way tkd has gone. i wish not to offend the gracies. i know helio proved it. but now its a family orientated game. i teach a goshin jitsu combat oriented fighting system. belts? thats a joke.belts dont matter in combat but if ur instructor says u earned a black belt then that means somthing. and people stop diefying teachers! but respect em

[vinni906]

dude what kind of drugs you are on

[joshuadarcher]

i like a good joke but you really are being somewhat offensive and this goes over the line by actually mentioning Helio. Watch your mouth sir, in the future do research and I pray that you don't get hurt from this too bad.

[yoyonukkah]

@joshuadarcher ur such a faggot. stfu. you must be slow if you don't get he's completely fucking around. and your a pussy for being offended.

[Edwardmob]

you stupid fuck.

[Edwardmob]

This guy deserves a beat down for being so disrespecful to the art and Grand Master Helio {RIP}. I"ll love to put him in a choke till he apologize.

[indistructable1]

6 weeks or less? come on?! and what trainner/sensai wudnt want their students to progress in time or develope their skills? and why ask for a belt you havent earned or deserved? whats the point? just go and buy a gi and a black belt and call yourself that. what a dik

[maocapoeira]

it's just a joke i think this guy probably really respects jiu jitsu

[Quantumlogik]

I hope this is satire

[hush181]

@Quantumlogik yeah me too

[nard416]

you're a fucking idiot! I would love to punch your fat ass in the face.

[LittleJ2008]

this is going to sound gay but I want to make him smell my ball sweat with a deep triangle choke.

[Gunglrav]

This is dumb. What he reveals about himself is that he's lazy

[MMAbest1]

Garv I bet you didn't know that the easiest way to get a black belt (as the tri-laws clearly state!) is to simply claim you have it.

[sotoyota]

...no

[Steadno]

that will break your thumb

[haydenb010]

i want to see this guy roll with a legitimate blue belt or anyone following his advice...and by the way when he folded his hand for the punch that would have broken his hand...

[jaeles1776]

might be funny if it was based on anything true..?

[oldsgtmajusmc]

what a jerk-whitewolf

[LeeroyMcGlinn]

yey now im a black belt with no skill lol what a load of shit

[ChronicJiujitsu]

lame

[mechapakmei]

ROFLMAO!!!  That's funny shit!

[AZrider47]

i got my blue belt in 9 months =]

[ridgidtoolman]

from who?

[AZrider47]

John Crouch, Royce Gracie affiliate.

[dayjo325]

Heeleeoh Gracie??

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

BWAH HA HA HA HAAAA

excellent

[future858]

haha nice.

[dirkofyork]

rofl so made up rofl

[tricksfordays]

funny stuff man

[Kr33t0s]

wohooo ;)

[RussC79]

Funny shit Garv. Some of the people on here need to lighten up though - all jumping on their high horses without actually hearing the vid out. And if you can't work out that this is just a joke, then there is no hope for you....

[ph33ric]

i think you lying

[123ralle]

LOL..lol....

i am just at 0:51, and i cant stop laughing......

"...in just 6 weeks...or less"

that joke came so hard and unexpected....

ROFL.

*watchin the rest*

[ijuh22]

please don't tell people to "tuck fold" with their thumb in their fist, people are going to break their thumbs that way.

[vivadavidwebb]

ahaha oh man... is that shit reaqlly true tho? if so they there is def someone out there thats gona try it

[ALIKJUDOKA]

LMFAOOO

[Mayhemkid505]

In Brazil they speak Portequese.

[yawanarace06]

You should have done this video about some other martial art such as karate or taekwondo......where it only takes about a year to get a black belt....haha. BJJ is a true martial arts style that requires endless training to master.... R.I.P. Helio....

[ValkyereHowie]

You obviously have no clue what your speaking about, I have been trainning in Okinawan Shorin-Ryu Karate for 5-6 years and am just now 1 belt away from 1st degree black belt. You obviously are a poor excuse for a martial artist, I respect Helio greatly, the rest of the Gracies suck in my opinon. And don't speak poorly of other arts when Judo takes probably DOUBLE the time to master.I want to add in a grappling ground game to my Karate, between Judo and BJJ, people like you send me to Judo.

[migraine516]

@ValkyereHowie  LOL

[apple5095]

@yawanarace06 for me it takes at least 2.5 years to get a black belt

[properjujitsu]

@yawanarace06 Do u have to be able to walk on water to get a blackbelt in BJJ then?

[enchantedpancake]

fuck you guys it was a joke

[hiragabaka]

What a collosal waste of effort, of course it would take an american to waste my time so needlessly.

[cringlstetter]

lol funny shit

[MyNmae134679]

It takes a fighter to know a fighter and this guy "Garv" clearly isn't one. He's just another one of those people who likes to hide behind a computer and talk smack. Because it makes him feel tough. He's insecure with himself. So that's why he lashes out like this.

[patsypowell]

this guy is full of bullshit and needs his arm brolen for the disrespect

[RightWingCon81]

@patsypowell dude, relax, have some sex or something, it's a joke. I'm a blue belt and thought it was funny.

[Bonertronica]

@patsypowell u mad?

[ironman949]

i trian with ryron and rener sons of rorian son of helio do say that about their grandfather is the disrespectful thing i have ever herd

other than that love the vid!

[GiffHoyt]

So many people with no sense of humor...

[johnodrum]

Fucken Idiot

[onesteptoyourdreams]

This is clearly a joke.

[covetedjew]

Its not about getting a belt. Its about becoming better at fighting. Faking your way to a black doesn't make you a better fighter. My school doesn't follow by laws, and I'd be thrown out I'd I tried to demand anything from them. By they way the real Gracie's defeated hundreds of strikers that didn't know anything about the ground, so good luck with your bullshit striking secrets.Your new punch technique is interesting, but that doesn't make you qualified to teach anyone anything.

[sausag]

I take it you never rolled before.

[mrrrbear]

man, asking for your blue belt is all well and good. im white and i can see the blues would destroy me. useless moves? every move ive learnt at bjj has blown my mind. see how u go against a black belt fucker

[eugdog106]

this is kinda funny

[iplayelectricguitar]

JooJitsu accent, haha.

[DLTakedown]

what a retard

[CeitaAmaral]

stupid clown

[coellopachico]

get a life, better yet get to a gym or dojo... loser!!

[barafranca666]

rofl.. who R u n00b

Il whoop ur ass with ur bullshit technique

btw, ur the g a y

[ehmjay10]

this guy is a loser! :P LMAO!

[Generalterz]

damn ... this is tooo crappy

[jake2112]

Me try buyig a gi and I demanded the blue belt from my instructor and he hit me! What should I do? Go to police?

[graciepurplebelt]

fucking jackass...give me his address so I can make him go purple!!!!

[katahajime]

lame

[abgjp1]

I'll choke your ass out!

[TheBullterrier]

For all of those guys getting bent out of shape due to this video... you guys are idiots who don't know sarcasm when you hear or see it. The guys is an MMA comedian that brings Kimbo Slice loafs of bread after his fights.

SARCASM: Too scientific/complicated for some people to understand it.

[crits1458]

Don't become a comedian. Again another jealous reaction towards Brazilian fighting art. Sad.

[pistolero2007lv]

IS THE BLUE BELT PROMOTION TRUE? about owning a gi?

[TheBullterrier]

You should try it, videotape it, and post the video when you do.

[murilaoo]

lol  i m going to try that!!

[BradMMA]

lol he sounds like matt serra

[stevieola33]

you are a son of helio gracie??? hahaha my ass.

[daroosta1]

this hilarious

[rhagewood1]

Armbar candidate!!!!

[HilariousD]

Who is this dumbass what a bunch of bs from an idiot. Itanlians should stick to Ravioli and Mafia in my op.

[pbertolini]

how about you shut the hell up.

[AzothOfTheAges]

Great Video!! I am working my ears with pliers as I write.

P.S. Loyd Irvin might be pissed that your giving away these forbidden secrets. LOL

[wongswingchun]

v funny cheers ;)

[joergus]

VERY nice! I laughed a lot! :-DDDDDD

[fernandoluizde]

cool! hahaha , i wish it was this easy to get a black belt on bjj. i just realised i lost a lot of money , because i still a purple belt after 5 years on this sport. well done.

[DrunkenMaster209]

Ahh, cauliflower ear= Black belt in JJ. Makes sense.

[rajasai]

didnt find this one as funny as your others. but still watchables.

[Melkolmr]

Anyone who can't tell this is satire... please, develop a sense of humor.

[captpinchcard]

i know the most deadly jiu jitsu secret. its very secret , so shhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you eat a large can of van de kamps pork-n-beans and then put your opponent in a triangle choke. works everytime

[cremaster0]

Brazilian, wrong!! lol

[IscariotsAngel]

LOL, go the garv! i love the brown belt test!

[gjj4life]

sounded like he watched a lot of rorion videos for the jujitsu accent lol

[HeavyHands70]

Hahahahahaha. Well done.

[eb154523]

fucking idiot

[Jjitsu101]

I quit watching at 1:15 i knew this dumbass didnt know shit about anything

[gjj4life]

that's when u slap yourself in the face and tell yourself it was just a joke. then u laugh about it u dumb robot

the world needs humour!

[Doryah]

Please do MMA video in numbers of pieces with aggressive and awesome expressions like 66 prediction and reacts to the death threats. Thanks.

[juliosvirus]

It's not jiu-jitsu.

[puntsize]

it's been awhile since you released a video garv! When are we going to see more ufc predictions?

[crazyzimmerman]

Very soon, my friend!

[CORNISHDUDE]

did they use strong island rules and was GSP informed?

[jiujitsuboy]

LOL - now if that guy can do it, so can you!

[nunoreyes]

haha i am now dumber for watching the whole video with a constant smile on my face!

[wesmanavus]

Preparation R !!!!!!!!!! LOL -- I wonder how many people get that

[alxholic]

lol@ preparation r

[Helliconia]

I think Zulu must have used this technique to get his supposed purple belt.

[jaseybiggs]

Rumor has it you trained Serra before the GSP fight. Good job! Does he let you wear the belt on the weekends?

[Necrown]

Anyone know where I can buy tougher punching bags? Ever since I learned the TFP technique I've been punching through them like an anvil through a pane of glass.

[aryon60]

Good stuff. The "tuck, fold, punch" hit me pretty hard at first; haven't seen someone do that shit in awhile.

[dcschess05]

soko won!!!!!!!! lol

[swiftslowly]

you rock garv, no one but a serious mma geek would get this. I dig your stylings.