Left 4 Dead - Tank vs Witch

[jsimon5559]

No No wrong wich will doge or not die then scratch tank tank falls down the wich claws at it

[walkerman2006]

Im say tank is strong one punch make witch a flying witch and one rock throw to witch's head kill her quickly sorry for my bad english

[walkerman2006]

i am say tank is stronger im play infected survivor tank (thx to sourcemod and csm plugin) and tanks both fist and rock attacks kill witch quickly and l4d2 game says you do 2000 damage to witch

[walkerman2006]

im tank tank is stronger im play infected survivor tank ( csm plugin and sourcemod) one punch and rock kill witch quickly and l4d2 game says you do a 2000 damage to witch its very funny sorry for my bad english

[dragonsammy1]

Chris Brown and Rhianna

[Barrelroller152]

Atleast make the witch startled

[ianfaggionisouza]

FATALITY!

[WaZAaaaaaaaXD]

INSTA KILL!

[MusicWeedandChicken]

tank: bitch why arent you in the kitchen!

[jason83912]

lol KO OUT

[superamyrose100]

lol

[Shippudenproduction]

He was telling her why she should go back to the kitchen where she belongs!

[IrelandMuayThai]

So wait...I have never played this game but aren't all the Zombie/Mutant things on the same side?

[3v0k1d]

@IrelandMuayThai yes they are but the game never said there's no friendly fire

[IrelandMuayThai]

@3v0k1d Ah, haha okay thank you!

[MrSergiofull]

xq mrda lo mato :O 0:10 O_o

[blackdragonthebad]

Like a boss!

[MichaelCharles2011]

Sarah Jessica Parker got knocked da fuck out!

[TheXBOXHAT]

Well that was pretty anti-climatic...

[Exia658]

noob witch...



[HeliPotter2000]

If Witch survived from Tank's punch, Tank is dead.

[ZhuZhuPetsfan]

JUSTIN BIEBER!! O_O

WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR FANGIRL????

thats why i dont like justin bieber D:<

[CLearER16]

She died as a usual zombie. Wtf)

[tredis25]

crei que la bruja tirari mas mecha

[aki4subotica]

bitch slap xD

[Abelagdomen]

a Angry Boyfriend ???? XD



[OoiNatalie]

But for my comment of this video, this video is not the original Tank and witch.. If one punch can kill a witch, why didn't the tank can kill humans with one punch? And also, witch has minimum 500 hp and maximum 1000 hp.. Human and Witch, whose health is more? ==

[OoiNatalie]

Of cuz Tank win in this match.. Cuz tank hp is higher than witch, his strength is larger than witch, one punch can makes the witch fly away.. but what does the witch can do? Just try to slash the tank, if I am the tank I will keep punching her.. ==

[neo12344]

Witch: :C

Tank: BITCH, MAKE ME A SANDWICH. *Slap*

Witch: *Dead*

LOL.

[Strytax]

@neo12344

LOL

[TheALPHAVEGAN]

BITCH SLAP¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

[ELLISAP0CALYPSE]

129 bitches couldn't stand to see one of their comrades die.

[ilovepie3336]

Should have stayed in the kitchen.

[TheFireman009]

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheFireman009]

the witch got knock the fuck out

[catman13903]

this is probably the best lesbian orgy iv ever seen

[theleatherface12345]

RELOADING!!!

[volikoto]

one hit?! lol

[Chaakkun]

LOOOL

[classicranger46]

hmm i thynk som1 was playing tank lol

[xIzaac94x]

@classicranger46

OH REELY DO U FINK SUM1 WAZ PLAEYIN TANK DO U FINK DATS WHAT HAPPEND?

You twat

[sarhon1234]

@xIzaac94x To be fair it's more you being the twat here..

[mtelfah]

that why never get close to tank

[gabrieltwoo]

one hit kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[EmZkRIpZWoLf]

Fatality XD

[KirbyKing100]

FalCon Pauwnch

[jocinondemhaterzmen]

Tank pulled in Tank pulled out TAHTS,,,WHAT....HAPPENS, never fuck with a Tank

[jocinondemhaterzmen]

exactly what you should do to popular people, beat them to a pulp, they way in over their heads thinking lifes a game guess what you gonna die soon bitch

[Mistheart101]

the Tank must have finally snapped.

[Ungulates]

Once again showing:

"Rage is more constructive than despair."

[MrRandomcrappystuff]

witch won? :3

[GrabbinAnShotGun]

Dats what happenes when a hoe dont pay her pimp....Sad..

[genrator8]

I'f I am the tank and I have a friends playing i'l kill the witch.

[AwesomeAlan44]

the tank is like stop crying bitch!

[strikeoutman]

the tank is like "don't look at tom the hunter any more!*punches*

lol made my day

[thewilli64]

666 likes.....

[Hikesdo97]

@thewilli64 OMG 

[mrsmileyface543211]

haha hes like "SHUT.....UP!!"

[MrDiem2]

Damn wife beater

[jded7]

Bitch where's my money?! *slap*

[EZanger]

The tank is thinking, "That'll be the last time you burn MY dinner!!!"

[SuperMelquin]

estubo muy bueno jajaja



[96muttrix96]

poor witch ;)

[StMustaine]

He shrugs it off after he hits the Witch.. LMAO.

[182guns]

the blood came from the witch's period. watch...the tank never hit her at all. wow no wonder the witch is always agitated

[MegaRookie12]

0_o the witch cries then dies

[Nemmysiis]

Bitch slap xD

[00pabo00]

HEAD SHOT!!

[ToxicAngelification]

LOL I love how the Tank just looks around after he hits her like anyone saw XD

[thexboxman38]

647 tanks watched the video

[ECBeast123]

that tank was like chris brown!

[zcheeseolly]

"Reloading!"

[MrMonkeyman83]

120 witches watched this video

[noaharancon]

@MrMonkeyman83 and 672 tanks watched this video..  :)

[Elikaka123]

@MrMonkeyman83 131

[Chaotic641]

witch got bonk'd.

[ironwar12]

witch is just as powerful but she has less health

[ironwar12]

why didnt the tank attack you?

[iluvskulls03]

I lovvvveeee this game

[BlazeThehotboy]

for some unknown reason the witch turns me on.....

[Numbah1Namek]

@BlazeThehotboy i thot i was the only one >.< LMAO

[ryanCFC97]

pimp slap

[Terrorcowboy]

that was funny...it happened so quickly:))

[iNfEcTedcloWn69]

the tank is harding to kill, but the witch kills u easier

[MrGhostO1O]

wasted 26 sec of my beautiful life

[Warrior536]

@MrGhostO1O

If youre wasting your time here then your life is far from beautiful.

[SceeAnno]

the witch can be crowned, but the tank can't? messed up. it *is* possible, like when the tank's flexing.. as seen in 19-20 seconds..or at least it should be possible

[TomiaDeathly]

Heres wat happend... She marrys the tank then 3 months later she catches tank with another witch so she dumped him.. the next day the tank wants to kill her then shes crying because he called her on the phone like he was gonna rape her so shes crying then he goes to her forest then kills her The End. =)

[agentpancakes1]

thumb up for... just thumb up.

[xXxSAnTix1998xXx]

Witch Slap

[jimmy2296]

he's like, STFU B*TCH, WHAT YOU DOIN OUT OF DA KITCHEN, *BITCH SLAP*

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

Wow. That tank must've not gotten his pimp royalties that day.

[fanwszystkiego1]

fuck you tank its my girlfriend!

[lawl756]

pimpslap. lol

[TheMutedVid]

witch cries because she must have been as sexy as zoey when she was uninfected and when she turned into a zombie she looked ugly thats why ;) girls these days ....

[zomb13breakfast]

And she just got slapped. Daannggg. Love the bloodsplatter on that one. +10 exp goes to the Tank.

[dallased25]

She didn't make his sandwich right....

[BabiyyLeolaei193]

hmm i feel very adventurous today any guys want to have an adventure

[BlackshotPics369]

1 hit ko

[MrEllyToM]

AHUADUHUDAHUADUHAUDHUADUHADh

[unstopablegamer]

see what happened the bottom bitch is not working so the pimp comes and slaps her

[NeonW0LFslittlepuppy]

cr0wnd xD

[renbairen]

Slap And Run!!

[TheSkippyGirll]

An abusive tank smackin' on a witch near a automobile.

Okay cupcakes, hit me with the Chris Brown jokes.

[miyokoforest891]

OWNED!

[kaiz81]

stupid video, and stupid maker

[BusRush10Fo]

As you see, the witch in her natural habitat. Minding her own business, having a cry. Oh my, what's this shaking?! A TANK! And he looks mad, he wants to establish his dominance on the skinny witch. So he comes up, he's charging, and WOW! A good smack to the head, Crikey!

[kristinathomas100]

the Tank jus kill the Witch so Witch dead adi one hit dead adi

[evilkiller108]

like an abusive marrige

[ViolationNotice]

Flawless victory

[luispepeful]

LOL XDDDD

[AmpleDoughnut]

the bitch gets bitch slapped

[Zodiarkz]

HAH! I knew he was stronger. Besides, she'll only kill one person before she leaves while the Tank can easily take the whole team out in a matter of seconds. Also this guy has tons of life to burn through (8000 I think on expert).

[THEn00b557]

SHUT UP AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH! *punch and walk away*

[the1nonlycg]

Witch: you're a pussy

Tank: THE FUCK YOU SAY?

*bam*

[braeden567]

Witch: Waaaaaaaah. waaaaaah...

Tank: Shut up BITCH! *SMACK*

Witch: *Unconscious*

XD

[ToxicBloodScourge]

@braeden567 xDD

[Palkiattack28]

HA!!!

[The99kieran99]

Now 92, thats what I call rape!

[freddyblue50]

A new infected should be a witch and a tank mutated together called a WANK

[4017jman2]

@freddyblue50 the lolz!!!

[MJBrEEzY93]

only reason why the tank won was that she was on the ground....let her get up, see what happens o.o

[4017jman2]

@MJBrEEzY93 tank still would have won :( tank kills witch 1 hit K.O.! also did anyone notice that this could be case of domestic violence in the infected comunity?!

[MJBrEEzY93]

@4017jman2 ok ok i see where you are coming from, but think of this...the tank can down a healthy survivor in 2 maybe 3 hits give or take, but the witch can do it in one o.o''

[4017jman2]

@MJBrEEzY93 thats because the tank does blunt trauma damage but the witch does internal also if the witch attacked the tank with her claw attack it would just cause deep wounds due to the tank having huge muscle growth and also strong bones to support it but the witch is not as physicly armoured except her claws just go inside and cut vains and damage small bones :)

[MJBrEEzY93]

@4017jman2 hmm well that makes sense, thx

[ashurathesadxhacker]

@4017jman2 thumbs up from me :D

[DmanCanDoThat]

I want tank in my team for dodgeball, the witch would cry through the whole game then rage when she gets hit.

[OceanBabe70]

Witch = Fatality

Tank = Smallest Victory

[AGrayPhantom]

I once saw a witch bitch slap a tank off of a bridge.

[ToxicBloodScourge]

@AGrayPhantom Haha.. How did that go? xD

[AGrayPhantom]

@ToxicBloodScourge It was a very scary moment. We were coming up to that railroad bridge in Blood Harvest when we heard the Tank's music. I don't remember who pissed her off, but there was a Witch there, too. She comes running at us, and of course is faster than the tank, and forces him to stumble off the bridge. I don't recall too much after that, seeing as I was thoroughly impressed at what I'd just seen.

[ToxicBloodScourge]

@AGrayPhantom Haha.. Whoa. Thats epic.

[ultron14000]

Tank wins.

[nabuL1337]

tank : bitch..i can`t believe..smoker??is he better than me?

witch : he have a long tongue

tank : fuck u

[superdogbigmac3]

i think that the tank was a army officer and allowed no crying Lol

[2500Pro]

Falcon punch!

[Vincent10098]

@2500Pro that was random even though i no that was from ssbb

[Guilherme2239]

Tank Crowned LOL

[RoadKiller1998]

tank

tank

tank

tank

tank

GO TANK!!

[shuboo]

Well, now we know why the witch cries all the time. Her husband beats her.

[ToxicBloodScourge]

@shuboo That comment made my day..

[ananguzman]

@shuboo and thats how they did it and had the Haggard

[asutuh]

@shuboo come on like she would date the jock let alone marry him she most likely would pick the hunter

[xXCallOfDutyStudioXx]

@asutuh lol i love how were arguing about zombies love lives :D

[zinx43267]

@shuboo i never saw a hunter beating up the witch

[RoyyPhenomenal]

@shuboo HAHAHA THAT WAS JUST SO RANDOM HAHAHAHAHAH

[00Xenoscar00]

@shuboo i thought that was her dad :D

[alexisblast]

@shuboo XD lmfao! made my day

[TheHated34]

lol abused?

[Aboydaron]

does that count as a crowning? lmao

[Runitone]

mini tank is jockey!

[SolidJohn9]

wow...To think that i beilived they had the same power...

[Babypunter117]

Tank: "Bitch where's my sandwich?"

Witch: "Sob"

Tank: "Ok I got one how about I give you a nuckle sandwich and you can drink the blood that comes out!"

*Punches witch*

[Edge96937]

tank:make me a sandwich bitch

[FlauntyHawk]

more like tank vs bitch

[TheJugernator]

this is just like my grandparents!howd they end up in l4d???!!!

[GunMastaRevolverLord]

no actually tank is over 9000!!!!!!! precente stronger

[DarkBhawk]

of course -_-

[adarne1]

I thought witches are much stronger then tank? can someone tell me which one is really stronger.

[TheNinjaRobotDude]

@adarne1 Tank is 100 percant stronger

[GP20096]

Tank:BITCH DID I SAY U CAN CRY!

[gagmovieman1]

sooooo random dudes

[mrluis67]

nobody cares about if you where in a koma for 5 years so stop crying about it (boom) the *&^%!!! is wrong with you!

[R3d1996]

tank used bitch slap

[MrExcallibur]

I dont understand, I hit from the tank cant kill a Survivor from 1 hit (in normal), but (in normal) you can kill the Witch with 1 hit, even though she has more HP than a survivor :ssss

[reggiemillerapimp]

I sometimes I hit te witch using tank in left 4 dead 2

[davidsong7502]

i bet the tank was like " Bitch! STOP CRYING *smack!* oh shit..." *runs away*

[snowball9090]

Tank = One HIT Wonder xD

[Destiny58918]

how yu made dis?



[EwThoseKids]

its like Chris Brown and Rihanna!!

[ElWeyChingon]

LMAO BITCH SLAP!