I was a sponsor to Maria 7(?) years ago. She would call me and we would have these discussions that felt like a job interview. It was all under the guise of "seeing my profile on a dating website" but now I realize it was just the free therapy I offered her by giving the voices in her head an actual audience that she valued... and run-on sentences. Glad I could be there for you :)
goddamit. I had to lower the volume when the dude spoke. very annoying and inconvenient.
hellopendejos 2 months ago
Maria's so funny :3 Whichever interviewer was sitting across from her though... He was waaaay too loud. Should've pulled the mic away a bit.
Aleahcim 2 months ago
AK47: Gone, not forgotten. Great to see the ol' MonkeyGoLucky footage again!
antikinetic 2 months ago
It is a true story. She is a very intelligent and creative person and I do appreciate having had the opportunity to talk to her when she wasn't "on".
marakabob 3 months ago
Maria...please mentor me!!! Or be my sponser..whichever!
KristinRenee33 3 months ago
Maria, how can we contact you to ask if you'd be our mentor?
FatMat426 4 months ago
ho.ly. shit. can she please mentor me ??
oliverwoodquidditch 4 months ago
I was a sponsor to Maria 7(?) years ago. She would call me and we would have these discussions that felt like a job interview. It was all under the guise of "seeing my profile on a dating website" but now I realize it was just the free therapy I offered her by giving the voices in her head an actual audience that she valued... and run-on sentences. Glad I could be there for you :)
marakabob 4 months ago
@marakabob God you're lucky.
ZetsubouJohnny 4 months ago
@marakabob are u srs? you lucky duck
srslycurious 3 months ago
@marakabob OMG are you serious???
KristinRenee33 3 months ago
:D
SandraOriana 4 months ago
I love her facial expressions while she explains the mentor interview
imDead630 4 months ago 2