ScrewAttack, Top Ten Ninjas Gametrailers

[ZEPICPAWNZER421]

@Hedgehonore cool i didnt know that

[alexenater123]

Lol sub-zero fail game

[alexenater123]

Sub-zero failed game! Fatalty!

[ZEPICPAWNZER421]

Ryu is the true def of ninja naruto is not a gaming ninja faggots

[eftultima]

who the fuck said DBZ characters were even close to being ninjas

[Perseus802]

@aceorduce what about ultimate gohan I'm pretty sure he's is own charecter by himself and he's a crazy powerful badass

[arogel1999]

damnit..I wanted scorpion not sub-zero

[dasetman]

Why would DBZ characters be ninjas?

[aceorduece]

@dasetman cause DBZ characters do what ninjas do, but better. if we did, they'd be all over the list 10. Tien 9. Kid Trunks 8. Cell 7. Android #18 6. Piccolo 5. Goku 4. Teen Gohan 3. Vegeta 2. Trunks IT'S #1. Kid/Teen Goku

[okamichamploo]

not sure of the kung fu guy should count as a ninja.

I mean ninja are Japanese and Kung-fu is a Chinese martial art.

Plus he`s not really using stealth or anything so don`t see anything that could classify him as a ninja apart from being asian and kicking.

[Forcystus1337]

um how is #9 a ninja when he practices kung fu?? List FAIL!! ninjas practice NINJUTSU. and last time i checked kung fu is a martial art from china and ninjutsu comes from japan

[ShadowSpawn666]

I don't really get how anyone could think a DBZ character was a ninja.

[epoytoy]

There should be Tenchu on this list. The only game where you play like a true ninja

[Romeydaking119]

Where Scorpion

[codzombies69]

scorpion should of ben the one not sub zero

[donfolstar]

9- definitely not a ninja

7- not a ninja just marketing

5- scorpion was the ninja, check it

3- why did they have to choose on 5 but not 3?

No Tenchu? WTF?!

[thefinalact1]

@donfolstar No one cares what you think.

[donfolstar]

@thefinalact1

You did enough to comment.

I am sorry that you could not find anything tangible to say about the points I made so you had no recourse but to make some inane attack against me. Maybe in another life you will be born with a functioning brain and things will be easier for you. /fingers crossed!

[thefinalact1]

@donfolstar That's a cool story, bro.

[donfolstar]

@thefinalact1

Just when I thought your originality and intellectual prowess had peaked you come back with that gem.

[thefinalact1]

@donfolstar That's cool son.

[donfolstar]

@thefinalact1

tl;dr?

[shoopdalazah]

where's bruce lee?

[cornking6]

9, 7, 6 and 3 suck balls.

[BuIIshitter]

I swear these guys have some of the most retarded entries for their top ten lists.

[shadowkiller008]

You forgot Rikimaru and Ayame from Tenchu. They are the best ninjas in video game history

[NinjaRed5000]

ninjas are japanese not chinese, so why the hell is thomas here?

[p6mkq]

I-Ninja-the mean green killing machine XD

[MrZentech]

what is the name of the movie where that white ninja appears at 0:30?

[MrSalvation666]

Having seen this video; I have less respect for ninjas. >.>

[NinjaRed5000]

what happened to yoshimitsu, guy, rekimaru, and mai shiranui?

[wereross]

thomas isn't a ninja

[khdarkriku17]

I thought Sub-Zero wasn't a ninja. Correct me if I'm wrong

[TheDoopliss2]

Ninjabread Man should of been #1

[hbk711x]

Yea Sub Zero kicks Scorpion's ninjitsu out of him and out f the list.

[boredasfckxx]

The game is called "Kung Fu"

Ninjas do Nin-jitsu. That guy ain't a ninja.

[Hedgehonore]

Screwattack forgot to mention the Hayabusa armor in Halo 3 that was based off Ryu. :/

[xXCamBeast31Xx]

technically in mythology sub zero, sub-zero said "I am not a ninja, I am lin kuei. Scorpion was a ninja". so scorpion should've been at #5.

[mcFreaki]

@xXCamBeast31Xx this is true- Sub-Zero is NOT a ninja, while Scorpion is not only a ninja, he's also a member of the undead hoardes. what's more awesome than an undead ninja? an undead ROBOT Ninja.

[BlackenedThorn]

@xXCamBeast31Xx Scorpion: GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!

Number 5 Slot: Noooooo! I don't wanna!

(Sub-Zero Freeze's it)

Scorpion: DAMN YOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!

(Secretely, this is the real reason Scorpion wished revenge upon Sub-Zero, because he is too embarrassed to admit his wife left him in a divorce matter and took everything. Scorpion would later contract AID's from a hooker and die a horrible death.)

[ReconBearz]

@xXCamBeast31Xx Yes but that was Sub-zero mythlogies. It sucks ass. Sub-zero is a ninja of the lin kuei

[meboss97]

what, taki from soul calibur is not in this list. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUU-. also, no femal on this list, fuckin sexist

[violettalive]

Tom from Kung Fu is not a Ninja.

[Evanswift]

Subzero is Lin Kuei, not a ninja. MKMSZ explains it.

[jello2jedi]

@Evanswift

"I am not a ninja, I am Lin Kuei! Scorpion was a ninja!"

From the Sub-Zero game that sucked

[Evanswift]

Subzero is Lin Kuei, not a ninja.

[Starfalko]

I was first worried, thinking wtf? when i saw Sub-Zero get on the 5:th place, i thought, who can be better than him? when i came to see the first place, i understood.

I say:

1:ST PLACE MADE ME A MAN.

[dragonwings1200]

is that the same Ryu Hayabusa in the D.O.A. series?

[Cobra41PW]

Naruto? Listen it's a tv show it's brutal the book I guess is brutal but the kids a freaking fox. When it gets a movie that's good and isn't animated then gets countless video games tell me ok but until then mortal kombat beats it by a mile I liked naruto but could you follow the story there were so many episodes and they were bad at making it " funny "

[Myassischewbacca]

but sub zero isnt a ninja hes lin kuei

[Wrath102]

@Myassischewbacca lin kuei = assasin = stealthy = ninja.

[TheBladex2d]

joe was in the new shinobi but you have to unlock him

[narutodbz900]

@TheAwesomeRacoon it's true, a lot of those people in the list would get their asses kicked from the naruto series

[Djstudiosgold]

@narutodbz900 No. No they wouldn't. I'm pretty sure everybody on this list would win in epic fashion against naruto.

Sasuke vs. Sub-zero? Sub-zero wins. Double flawless victory. Fatality.

Sakura vs. Jago? Jago. He can do ultra combos that nobody can keep up with.

Naruto vs. Ryu? Ryu. Don't even need to say anything more

[dennisbergkamp17]

Rikimaru from Tenchu should have been number 1 in my opinion.

[energy0verl0ad]

"Hey, I got this new game. It's called Ninja Gaiden. It's supposed to be totally hard."

"Well, pop it in and let's play!"

ten minutes later....

"OH MY GOD!!!"

"I know! And that's just the tutorial!"

[jello2jedi]

@energy0verl0ad

"OH GOD HELP ME!"

"GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOWW!!"

[luigikiller1000]

@energy0verl0ad egoraptor

[BlackenedThorn]

@energy0verl0ad You got that DIRECTLY from EgoRaptor, and you didn't even have the respect to reference him. Thanks pal.

[Mizpagh67]

@energy0verl0ad "Hey you bitch! I'm the strategy guide! You can't mess with me."

[kizzer134]

@energy0verl0ad you forgot the ''oh god help me!!!'' and the ''GOD CANT HELP YOU NOW''

[pokeboy4510]

@energy0verl0ad it ATCUALLY goes like this "hey guys check out this new game i bought!" "WHAT IS IT" "its called Ninja Gaiden it supposed to be totally hard" "sweet" "OH MY GOD *whine*" "OH YOU THINK THATS HARD IM JUST THE TUTARIOL LEVEL THATS THE NEXT LEVEL OVER THERE" "wazzup" OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME" "NO GOD CANT HELP YOU NOW" "HEY YOU BITCH IM THE STRATEGY GUIDE YOU CANT MESS WITH ME" "OH TANK GOD YOUR HERE" "DONT WORRY PAL IL... *stab* "OH GOD"

[energy0verl0ad]

@pokeboy4510 guys, I wasn't trying to start an arguement or a one-up showdown..... i was just repeating something funny my cousin said.... i didn't even know it was off some other site, i just thought he was actually saying something witty and funny....

[Lolzoman]

@energy0verl0ad Hooray for egoraptor!

[narutodbz900]

i'm sorry but i do think naruto or someone from the naruto series should have been in at least 10-5

[TheAwesomeRacoon]

@narutodbz900 *Facepalm*

[Djstudiosgold]

@narutodbz900 Naruto characters? Don't make me laugh! They disgrace real ninjas!

[leontas2007]

number one = Rikimaru = Tenchu = Best Ninja game series ever

[HUNK091]

Sub Zero is not a ninja! He is Lin Kuei

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

@HUNK091 Lin Kuei are ninjas

[Alexroa50]

Ness (the kid not the console) can beat guys with a yoyo

[Tazmo52]

@jerq887 Lin Kuei is an assassin clan

[Trapmaker677]

@Tazmo52 ninjas are assassins 

[Goldkingfish]

#9 can't be a ninja... the game is called KUNG FU! martial arts doesn't equal Ninja. The art of the ninjas is Ninjutsu

[anirudhkrishnamani]

even my dog's name is ryu!!

yay!

but i named him after street fighter ryu. -_-

[KISS665]

Scorpion is better

[TheDragonriderdrake]

@KISS665 yes scorpion is better

[Edfan10]

(sorry to overgo on a stupid joke) 89 people's dogs are named "Ryu".

[heyjeySigma]

thank god naruto isnt in this vid! that'd make me facepalm

[IAMAMEGAMANpunch]

thomas is not a ninja idiots

[MrMattroxx]

Sub zero is not a ninja he is Lin kuei he said it in his game

[otakusoul22]

@MrMattroxx

Lin Quei is his clan not proffesion he is a ninja

[jerq887]

@MrMattroxx Lin Kuei is a NINJA clan

[Ericzhanger]

Okay, we all expected number one to be number one.

[AronFigaro]

All I have to say is this: Where the heck is Blue Shadow? Hayate and Kaede are the biggest badass ninjas on the NES, and Blue Shadow aka Shadow of the Ninja puts Ninja Gaiden to shame for gameplay.

[HangLooseMig]

Grey Fox vs Raiden ?? i thought about it while watching this, and now i cant decide. help me viewers!

[APooOnAStick]

@HangLooseMig Gray Fox. He's more ninja-ry.

[AnarickTheDevil]

Joe was on the shinobi game for ps2 you had to get all the coins and beat the game on the hardest setting to be able to play him.

[Kimboy321]

dude collects cats as power-ups? but so do all dudes, we just call it pussy.

[JOVonorel]

two words BANG SHISHIGAMI

[ThePaulvera]

replace 9 with the hero from "wrath of the black manta" actual ninja skills and abilities are included

[scottski02]

If they hadn't had ryu hayabusa on here I would have been freaking pissed

[band43seat]

does anyone wanna tell them that technically subzero is a monk not a ninja, and that scorpion was an actual ninja

[RedWolf3487]

Taki should have been #1.

[citiboy150]

what the what r u talking about the shinobi on ps2 kicked ass and i swear if i see another naruto fanboy bitching about how he should of been on here im gonna throw m laptop out the window

[fergalatr]

sub-zero is NOT a ninja he said so himself in I think a movie or one of those crappy cd-rom games because shang shtung or the other bad person called him one he he is all like b*tch you say what or something

[LuisG4]

#6 I-ninja,beast game

[doggyfishman]

Michaelangelo beat up people with a yo-yo in one of the ninja turtles movies.

[syamsulbadri]

yes pirate is cooler than ninja..One Piece FTW!!..

[3DaiYo4Kai56]

ummm... yeah... thomas is not ninja... dat like saying Ryu n Ken r ninjas. Vega/Balrog should've been #9, now dat spaniard is a ninja!

[UnknownImages]

Scorpion>Sub-Zero.... just sayin'.

[WolfsburgSlim]

Why did they have to chose between Sub-Zero and Scorpion but not Mike, Ralph, Don & Leo??? LOL

[lfish87]

Strider should be in marvel vs capcom 3 i loved him in 2

[WolfsburgSlim]

@lfish87 He's awesome, his games on PS1 were awesome too.

[halloweenfan92]

SUB ZERO IS NOT A NINJA HE IS A LIN KUEI

idk how many times hes said that

[Lukeiru]

@halloweenfan92

True, they always mistaken him as one and he always has to correct them, but don't I think anybody ever listens to the man himself. "I am not a ninja. I am Lin Kuei!" -Sub Zero

[stealthgao]

optimus prime > ninjas

[legorayquaza84]

I totally agree on #1



[Rancid946]

Where's Naruto?! jk,jk, great list. I just dont think 9 is a ninja (how about Raven from Tekken on there instead?) and strider and TMNT should switch; I know it's not a badassery list, but Strider should still get more rep than the turtles. For

[Djstudiosgold]

Ok, those who STILL say naruto and DBZ characters should be on the list.

A ninja is an assassin who uses stealth, cunning wits, and speed to KILL people. DBZ and naruto characters are pretty loud about it

[Djstudiosgold]

@anvilproduction DBZ characters? Seriously? Ryu would decimate them

[applejax89]

RYU HAYABUSA! Why did I see that coming!? Anyways nice to mention Joe from shinobi, I played that when I was........*calculating*......­. UUUH.... Lets just say a long time ago.

[donfolstar]

If you are going to have the main character from KUNG FU, a game about a KUNG FU guy who knows KUNG FU, on a list for ninjas why not throw Hulk Hogan on there too? It makes about as much sense.

Tenchu? Tenchu anyone? How do you even mention video game ninjas without Rikimaru (actual ninja, not just 'guy with sword/throwing star')?

[oriramu]

Yeah..Ninja Gaiden FTW.!!!

[xtrem3rd]

Alright, now tell me who didn't saw Ryu coming on #1. I mean, he's not only awesome, we also all know that SrewAttack loves Ninja Gaiden just as much as Mortal Kombat.

[Rancid946]

@xtrem3rd He's just too much. He makes you play all of ninja gaiden (the newer generation one, not the old school ones) just to fly away from the fight scene and leave Rachel like WTF. Oh yeah, and he knows Kasumi.

[metakracko929]

I like bio spark!

[elfirrepins]

Rikimaru for sure. TMNT are ninjas, but they started off in films.

[NathanDiamondDog]

nigga, ninjas beh gay, foo, sheet, ah bet dey shuv dose sords up dey azz, gangstas wai betta den ninjas, foo, ane1 cool no dat ninjas beh gay, fo realz, bludz fo lyf

[JellyMayCry]

@NathanDiamondDog It appears that ninjas still have better spelling and grammar skills than you.

[Djstudiosgold]

@NathanDiamondDog Ok, lets put a ninja up against you. See how it turns out

[vicepresidentfru1tly]

Strider Hiryu is frikken awesome! I'll forgive the glaring omissions of Rikimaru and Yoshimitsu for including Strider.

[lstein2]

Sub zero ??? Noob saibot is way more of a ninja than sub zero

[biggman18]

who the fuck thought DBZ characters were ninjas!?!?!?!

[HolTrain]

No Ginzu (Sho)? Really? Geez.

[EMO7879]

HEY MK MYTHOLIGIES SUBZERO DOSEN`T SSSSSSSUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

[MustyMarkus1]

Screwattack... you guys do know that number nine isn't a ninja... right? No? *Sigh* I dont think he should have been on the list because: He's not a ninja, he's kinda... well lame (My opinion) and he doesnt resamble a ninja... at all!

[LoneSamuraiGosamaru]

@MustyMarkus1 I agree, they should have had Rikimaru/Ayame or Kagemaru.

[tmrevenge]

@LoneSamuraiGosamaru absolutly..... come on no Rikimaru :(

[TheRabb0t]

@MustyMarkus1 Screw Attack top 5/10/15/whatever lists have always sucked. I agree number 9 isn't a ninja, not even the slightest. Just because you know martial arts doesn't mean you're a ninja. lol

[retromario96]

@MustyMarkus1 Yes even YUFFIE from Final Fantasy VII is a more of ninja than HIM!!

[WolfsburgSlim]

@MustyMarkus1 Yeah, they could've subbed # 9 w/ Vega from Street Fighter or Guy from Final Fight/Street Fighter Alpha. Maybe even Ibuki from the SF series

[MustyMarkus1]

@hotwhire Naruto isnt a ninja sherlock.

[hotwhire]

@MustyMarkus1 He's a Sky diver, watson...

[Djstudiosgold]

Thomas is on here? He's not a ninja! He's from kung-fu!

[NinjaRed5000]

ryu hayabusa is JESUS!!!

[boltbreeder]

thomas from Kung fu is NOT a ninja!!

[NinjaRed5000]

@boltbreeder true dat. yoshimitsu from tekken, guy from final fight, and even rikimaru from tenchu should've been on da list. but screwattack ignored them for thomas? REALLY?!

[hungarianbeast]

5.32 OMG that pose and that music, soooo epic!!!

[noobsaibot125]

scorpion for life



[wordpresslikewierd]

you know whats a great ninja game? red steel 2...yeah...you get a katana and a shotgun,revolver,baracuda,tomm­y gun and double-barreled pistol...and some amazing speacial and combo moves....yeah...

[miyukiamakura]

Rikimaru or any Tenchu character is a real ninja and they're not even on the list.

[stingerrain]

Also Rikimaru is indeed badass. He should've been on here

[stingerrain]

Am i the only person who actually liked the PS2 Shinobi?!

[LoneSamuraiGosamaru]

@stingerrain I liked it too, so you're not the only one.

[juangarcia2007]

@stingerrain Yeah i liked it too i still have it on my ps 2

[TheShadowOfTheDawn]

@stingerrain I think they may like the game, but just the story and the fact that it wasnt the original character is what i think they didnt like.

[TheDeadlySanchez]

@stingerrain I liked it up to the point you got the damn sword that kills you slowly

[stingerrain]

@TheDeadlySanchez ......so you basiclly only liked the first 2 levels?

[TheDeadlySanchez]

@stingerrain Yup :-) and i'll never know how it will end

[LinksGamingHammerBro]

@stingerrain I liked it but I wished it didnt have "Shinobi" in the title cause it doesnt have to do with Shinobi that much

[stingerrain]

@LinksGamingHammerBro hmm well i guess can't disagree there. Personally i think it'd be better off as it's own game

[PJ627ATXKING]

@stingerrain I loved ps2 shinobi! :D

[nightshade0908]

i loled quite hard at "a midget in the face"

[DashGM]

i remember the playing ininja too bad it was the demo. As well as shinobi. And WHY Kojima? Remake a kick-ass scene of Grey Fox in 3D for the game cube but i was stuck with ps1's pixels. Damn should have played anyway

[timeparadox888]

What, no Taki?

[hungarianbeast]

5.30 !!!! man that pose is soooo cool!!!! music kicks ass and ryu kicks it even more!!

[starwarslego123]

the ninja dude with a yoyo isnt beating the crap out of people with a yoyo

in ancient china the yoyo was used as a weapon

people would attach spikes to them and kill others with it

[AnbuIce]

I had no idea they was gonna put Gray Fox on the list, but not only was he on it, but he was number 2? HELL YES! Thank you screw attack.

[jjr9128]

#9 isn't a ninja...i think he just studies regular martial arts like karate etc

ninjas study ninjutsu

Naruto isn't a ninja, he doesn't use stealth, he's not notorious, and apparently if someone kills someone, that person is considered as the "bad" guy. last time i checked, NINJAS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL!

all i can say about Naruto is that he's not a ninja, nor any of his friends. but they do have powerful skills. so that just means that they are only powerful warriors.

i am a Naruto fan

[Kyuubi424]

@jjr9128 Makes you wonder why Goemon is on this list... O_o

[TheMeteoDragoon]

@Kyuubi424 Well Goemon in the Mystical Ninja games had more bad assery than Naruto along with some of the other characters. the only bad part is that he had to collect the beckoning cat for power ups.

[Kyuubi424]

@TheMeteoDragoon Fair enough then. I haven't played a lot of Goemon. Perhaps I should.

[CasualVideoGamer]

@jjr9128 If that's the case, then Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles aren't ninjas either.

[jjr9128]

@CasualVideoGamer

exactly...TMNT arn't ninjas eather, but they do study some kind of martial arts. i just don't know which one they really study, but you get my point =P

[CasualVideoGamer]

@jjr9128 Meh, I still say Naruto's a ninja. Well... a poor ninja anyway. Others have those traits a ninja needs. Hell, one character even uses shadows as a weapon, but I digress. Naruto's not a game character (and the games really do suck) so mentioning him or the series on this list is kind of redundant.

[LoneSamuraiGosamaru]

@WolfFag9999 Fag! Everyone, troll him!

[Man1cmanMario]

Even the kyuubi's got NOTHING on Ryu and his NATURALLY-earned skill. Therein lies the difference between a good ninja and THE Super Ninja! After all, in Ryu's verse, he's the ONLY one with that title. The kitetsu alone has the power to drain the life force of enemies anyways, so that combined with Ryu's blitzing speed and NES time-stopping abilities = well, you know.