Japanese Toilet

[sininetigu]

happy poopy tiem :D

[camswitzer]

@sininetigu Time. That's "happy poopy time." Thanks for visiting!

[yinstube]

One really should ban peeing standing when it comes to using a sitting toilet. You invariably splash urine either on the seat or the rim of the toilet bowl.

[camswitzer]

@yinstube that's why I pee from kneeling down...

[kjun13]

Shitbot 5000

[Messaiiina]

Love the toilet, but why is this man speaking to us like we're 3 year olds with water on the brain?.... "Look at that. Ooooo" ....That's how you speak to a child.

[camswitzer]

@Messaiiina I guess you have lost your "child's wonder". That's too bad.

[B789c]

all this just for a fucking toilet?! what ever happened to sitting down taking a crap, flushing and leaving why make it so unnecissarily complicated.?

[camswitzer]

@B789c Life has gotten easier with this kind of toilet. Now your ass doesn't have to smell like shit, and you don't have to leave brown tiremarks in your gotch. Life just got a whole lot cleaner.

[matbgood]

wathching this while high is so hilarious

[kalevraa]

that's what i call traveling in style!

[Depressedmeal]

Your voice is annoying .

[camswitzer]

Lx - they BOTH come up, so you can stand and pee without having to pee through the seat.

[Szychacz27]

What about e-mails?May it send one? xD

[eden1963]

I have used one at Splashes Bath in Vancouver. I love them - especially the heated seat :)

[zebra099many]

lol

[nachum2]

I seen one in US it was the same model lol

[EWilsonLife]

Found one!

[camswitzer]

I hope you don't start associating me with toilets!

[EWilsonLife]

I would totally love to have that toilet in my first house some day. I'll tell my husband someday, we HAVE to have wood floors... AND a high tech japanese toilet.

[Sethern53]

@EWilsonLife Just move to Japan :o?

[pistolkrystle]

ok this seems cool, much better then having to use baby wipes after you poo.

can you get these in america? and how much are they.

[camswitzer]

Yes you can. Please search for TOTO USA. I don't know the price there.

[greatestsongsofLIFE]

im sorry but i prefer toilet paper to wash my butt... first the water might go up your a-hole and second you want a dry butt or ull get a rash and also i like to squat since its more natural AND sanitary (in public bathrooms). I have no ego so i dont care what anyone thinks of me LOL

[sharpjaws]

ye who wants to wash their ass with water after takin a shit any way? its way more confortible walkin around with shit stain. ..

[camswitzer]

They come equipped with forced warm air dryers. And enemas feel good. They clean your system.

[jojiinchrist]

Yes the water goes up your ass, but that's the point. It feels good and it makes it easier to poop. Also you dry your butt with toilet paper, and some toilets have a drier.

[greatestsongsofLIFE]

@jojiinchrist but its not sanitary cause poop might be inside the jet sprayer and you dont want that sheit cuz it just NEZSTY

[camswitzer]

@greatestsongsofLIFE The jet holes are really tiny, the wand is behind the bum and angles out, AND there is a "clean" button so it's not as nasty as you might think. What you leave on your gotch and stuck to the hair in your arse after wiping with toilet paper is far nastier.

[mackaan1337]

omg is it a toilet u can wash ur butt? :D

[camswitzer]

Of course! Totally common thing here in Japan.

[mackaan1337]

i tried that in japan, hella nice :D

i sat there for hours.. (:

[camswitzer]

I can TOTALLY understand why.

[onjai88]

i have to get me one of these!! very cool... wish it was available everywhere!!

[FrvrCwbyF]

i wish we had these in the u.s.

[camswitzer]

It is at totousa.

[mdusablo]

we do =D I have 3 installed in my house lol

In japan they had these in public restrooms even at mcdonalds!

[precheck]

I love the seat going up and down... but its obviously a waste of good electricity and water

[camswitzer]

I do kind of agree with you on the toilet, but I don't agree with you on the water. For men who have hair in their butts, simply using toilet paper does NOT get the butt clean. Ever wonder why guys all seem to get tire tracks in their gotch? It's pretty disgusting once you realize this... You cannot clean off with just TP.

[voraistos]

this is just a 17th century french bidet integrated into a toilet to save space and a sony control panel. Move along.

[camswitzer]

Awesome response! I have to admit I fell in love with the bidets in italy. There is something .. soothing to having the water gushing into your bum from a bidet.

[cupwithhandles]

If you position yourself just right, and set the pressure on high, these Japanese washlets give you a decent, deep-cleaning enima (not a joke)

[camswitzer]

I know. And once you understand this, it's hard to go without it.

[gortair]

im sorry but you sound like a rapeist

[11nate98]

lol i never thought a tolit could be so cool

[Toiletworshipa]

Is that model the TOTO 500?I know its a TOTO coz it says at 1:00 to 1:40

[camswitzer]

I'll have to ask my wife to check it out; it's at her salon. Where would the model number be, Oh Great Toilet Worshiper?

[Toiletworshipa]

Maybe on the tank or behind the seat....

[camswitzer]

What do you mean, "maybe"?!?!? YOU are the TOILET WORSHIPA! You should KNOW this stuff!

[Toiletworshipa]

well I dont live in japan and I've never seen with my own eyes in real life a TOTO Toilet(although i would like to)AND I just became interested in toilets about 2 weeks ago

[Toiletworshipa]

Oh yeah I forgot to say this but I have been looking at some TOTO 500 videos during the past 23 hours and I'm pretty sure it's the TOTO 500 coz they look exactly the same so....

[camswitzer]

Well, I asked Mayu so she will have a look for you tomorrow and see if she can find any numbers anywhere. I'll let you know if we do. Thanks for doing the research, TP.

[killgroup]

Hah. Japanese toilets have always amused me. Just hope we get them here :P

[camswitzer]

I was looking on the net, but unfortunately did not find any distributors in the U.K. Sorry about that! You may want to try contacting Toto Germany to see if they can do anything for you:

TOTO Germany GmbH

Armelerstrasse 20-22

46242 Bottrop

Germany

Telephone: +49 2041 2460

Email: information [at] totoeu [dot] com

[5h1rl37]

it's cool how japanese toilets are like that!!

[camswitzer]

Yes, thanks. I'm always wondering, "what's next???" I simply cannot imagine what comes after a toilet that opens automatically when you enter, plays music, washes you, dries you, flushes, and then closes on its own. What else could it do? Cook breakfast?

[dEv1aNt50uL]

o my gosh Japanese toilets are so complicated...

[camswitzer]

Not as complex as your TV channel changer. Not as complex as your Nintendo Wii. Not as complex as your stereo system. And after you use these babies... you can never go back to the old days of "wipe & go". You cannot get clean just from toilet paper.

[gekiryudojo]

That's the Japanese for you The British invented the flushing toilet but the Japanese as usual improved on it I want one!

[camswitzer]

Trevor - I wonder if you can find them. Check out TOTO and see if they have any UK subsidiaries. Maybe toto dot com and go from there? I can't live without them.

Disclaimer: The luxury of washlets makes it extremely "difficult" to use public toilets where you cannot wash and totally clean yourself off.

[gekiryudojo]

Could'nt find any but they seem to be on there way!

[hprockshp]

JAJAJA!!! i want one of those.....!!!!

[camswitzer]

Once you go washlet... you can never go back. EVER.

[brighid500]

Hahahahahaha....Cam your reply to my question was very detailed and specific. Just what I was after. And it did stick after all. Three times. LOL. You're so cute.

[camswitzer]

Well, nothing sticks to YOU when you use this toilet! That is for sure! It makes normal toilets... unusable.

[lurchteacher]

Would it self destruct after 5 seconds? I am flushed with excitement. Would it do the dishes as well? Gotta have one, stops the fights who has the seat up or down. A marriage saver

[camswitzer]

It's not a toilet...

It's an adventure!

[khamarupa]

LOL! That is FAB my friend! I WANT one! hahaha... And your commentary, as always, awesome! :P When are these hitting the US?? huh??? huh?? ;) xo ~Nada

[camswitzer]

I am pretty sure they are already there. You "gotta have everything" society NOT have these? I guarantee you that the rich and famous have known of them for years! I love you!

[inyourdreams91]

lol

[camswitzer]

Is that a brand of washlet?

[brighid500]

Ok I am curious about the movement button. What is supposed to be moving exactly? I think if I were sitting on a moving toilet seat it would freak me out.

[camswitzer]

The water spout moves and washes your bum over a greater area. Instead of having to move your hips around to get the sides, front and back, you can sit back, relax, and let the technology do it for you. When you hit "pulse" again, it's another great experience.

[camswitzer]

My reply never made it here... The water nozzle moves for you up and down your bum getting in all the nooks and crannies, so you don't have to wriggle around on the toilet seat. See? Everything has been automated!

[camswitzer]

Strange, my reply to you doesn't stick.... The water nozzle moves around and cleans all the nooks and crannies so that the user doesn't need to do the hip movements to get in all the spaces. See? They think of everything for you!

[nikkiespage]

Love your videos! Have learned a lot from watching them and reading your blogs. Felt like I was tagging along with Paula when she visited lol. Makes me want to visit Japan!

[camswitzer]

Well, I hope you didn't feel like you were tagging along when I went into the bathroom to use the toilet! That would have been an embarrassment.... So, how is life over in NA compared to life in EU?

[camswitzer]

Maybe one day you will, Nic!

I love you!