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  • yo mama is so dum, she thought a dildo was a condom.

  • yo mamma so ugly she makes micheal jackson look girl

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  • Yo mama NOSE SO BIG, she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

    Yo mama so FAT, when she went to the movies she sat next to EVERYONE!

    Yo mama so SKINNY, her nipples touch!

    Yo mama so UGLY, Bob the Builder looked at her and said, "I CAN'T FIX THAT"!

  • yo momma's titties are so flat, i had to suck on them through a straw

  • Yo moma so fat when she sat on a gas station she lowered the prices!

    burn

  • your mama so ugly she make the mirror break

  • yo mama so fat when she falls she makes crop circles

  • was this filmed with a potatoe?

  • yo mamma so stupid, she stared at a ford for three hours because it said focus.

  • yo mama so ugly when she sends her picture in facebook, the firewall kills it

  • Yo mama is so tall, that when she fell, she kicked god in the face

  • your mums a lot like a hoover she sucks she blows and sometimes gets laid in the closet

  • yo momma so fat she uses a freeway as a slip n slide.

  • your mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

  • YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE PRESSED THE UP BUTTON ON THE ELEVATOR IT WENT DOWWNNN

  • Yo mama so stupid, even NationWide aint on her side.

  • Your momas so stupid she starved in tesco

  • Yoo mama so ugly that even goldfish dont smile back. The snack that smiles back.

  • Yoo mama is so fat that when she stepped on a rainbow she made skittles

  • your mama so fat when she went to china they yelled godzilllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @rapperecko7 its Japan

  • Your mama so poor, i walked in her house and stepped on a cigarette , and she said "WHO TURNED OFF THE HEATER?!?!"

  • Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

  • @ThreePlusWon Good one!(:

  • Is that shortie from scary movie?

  • Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  • @worldmayor2008 i dont think thats funny thats how my mom died she was obesse you asshole

  • yo mama so fat her pant size is uhm uhm BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT. XD

  • HAHAHA 300 LIKES AND THIS A REMIX OF THE MOVIE 300 HAHAHAHAHA. but now i have to like it so it shall be 301 :(

  • yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is a apology letter from the condom factory.

  • WOW !! I'M WATCH THIS IN HD !!!

  • ahahahha koolaid

  • yo Mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

  • i love how he says "Kool-aid comes out!" at 0:05

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  • yo momma so fat she uses a matress as a tampon

  • yo mama so hungry when she see's the yellow school bus go 'round and 'round she say's stop the moving twinkie!

  • yo mamma is so fat in call of duty i got a five killstreak

  • Yo mama so black they marked her absent in a night club!

  • yo mama so fat when she cut herself shavin marshmallow fluff comes out

  • yo mama so fat her high school yearbook picture is taken from a helicopter

  • your mommas so black her nickname is shadow

  • yo mama so stupid at christmas she had to call the cops cuz santa claus came to your house

  • Yo momma so fat.. She's just fat nuthin but fat

  • @TheJordanAntibellum haha nice one.. :O

  • Yo' momma so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her!

  • yo momma so fat she ate all the fat jokes

  • yo mama sooooooooo lesbian she sleeps with justin bieber

  • yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit thumbs up if argee

  • yo momma is so fat that she is so fat

  • Tell yo mama to stop changing lipstick colors...cuz i'm starting to get a rainbow on my dick

  • yo mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish

  • Stop repeating what they say you jack wagons

  • Yo momma so stupid , she tripped over a cordless phone.

  • Yo momo so fat , rebeca black

  • Yo mama so nasty, I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

  • UUURRRRRRRRR!!!

  • YO MAMA IS SOOOOOOOOOO UGLY..............THAT EVEN BOB THE BUILDER SAID:I CAN'T FIX THAT.

  • Yo mamma so bald, you can play air hockey on her head.

  • Your momas so hairy when you were born you had a rug burn

  • (insert yo mama jokes here)

  • Yo mama so fat she wears the solar systems asteroid belt

  • yo mama so stupid she got locked in her car

  • @stupidmonkey84 hahahaha your joke was he dumbest thing iv'e ever heard! thats why its so funny!!! Lmao

  • yo mama so fat she got stuck in mid air god onley knoes how she got off the ground

  • yo momma so fat when she farts its global warming already

  • yo moma is so fat that when I tried to go around her with my car I ran out of fuel.

  • your mama is so fat when she jumped out the airplane she got stuck in the air

  • yo mamma so stupid she thinks that zebras are the oldest animal on earth cause they are black and white!

  • yo mama so fat that when she is done takin a shit she has to use the whole roll of tolet paper just to wipe her ass

  • Yo mamma so annoying, she bored a zombie to death.

  • Yo mamma is so old, her memory is in black and white.

  • your mama so stupid she put a paper on a tv and called it a paper view!

  • your mama is so stupid she put a quarter in each ear and said hey i love this rapper 50 cent

  • YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT, SHE SAT ON HER IPHONE, AND CREATED THE IPAD

  • Yo momma so ugly when she gets up, the sun goes down.

  • yo moma is like super mario, she would anything for a coin

  • don't post shitty recordings from your t.v its fucking fail.

  • Yo mama is so mama she mamad. OHHHH O:<

  • Yo momma so stupid she starved in a grocery store

  • yo momma is so old , that when she breastfeeds, milk powder comes out

  • Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

  • yo mama so fat she stuck a battery up her ass and started singing i got da power!

  • Ya mama is so hairy that the only language she speaks is wookie ! wrooh wrooh , haha so funny :))

  • "Yes, well that may be the case" XD

  • Yo mamma so Stupid she got run over by a Parked Car

  • @GyroTedi1 actually a Black Hole is as big as an sugar cube

  • lmfao the slap

  • URRRRRRHH!

  • Yo mamma so stupid, she got locked in a motrcycle!

  • Lemme help jackson, yo momma so fat, when she steps on da weighing scale, it says, to be continued!!

  • whats coolaid?

  • @nighthawke011 a juice

  • Your momma so fat she dosn't need a cll phone shes already Nation wide!

  • Yo mama is so fat. When she dive into the ocean with a blue coat on. The whales sing. We are family.... even though your fater than me

  • Yo mama so dumb she got fired from the m&m company for throwing out all the w's

  • yo mommas so dumb she got runed over by a parked car

  • Yo Mama so ugly she uses a line of make-up called WHY BOTHER?

  • Yo Mama so fat her baby pictures had to be taken via satellite 

  • yo mamas so stupid when she steps on a crack she breaks her own back :D

  • yo mama so ugly that a zombie wont even bite her

  • Yo mama is so fat that she had to buy hacks on wii fit .

  • Yo MaMa so fat when she died even jesus cant lift her up

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  • @BetiucTomi Sorry, father.

  • @BetiucTomi Fuck off you god fearing, self righteous, over sensitive, backwards religious cunt. No one cares about your shit fuckin book that you're obsessed with, get a grip.

  • @worldmayor2008 aaaa noob! i have two words for u...ammm...fuck off....;)

  • Yo mommas so stupid she stayed in a mall all year tryin to slam a revolving door

  • YO MAMA SO FAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT

  • yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued....

    then broke

  • yo mama so stupid she video taped the tv to upload this video!!!! lol jk

  • yo mamma's so fat she got stuck in a black hole

  • yo momma so fat she has to use orians belt!!!!

  • yo mama so ugly bob the builder came up to her face and said "we can fix it"

  • Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

  • yo mamas so fat, she got arrested at the airport for carrying 10 pounds of crack *gestures toward his ass*

  • lo de chewbaca es genial

  • Yo mamma so stupid she thought mimes can talk

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  • Yo Mama so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

  • koolaid lol how raist

  • what did god say when he saw the first black person , ooppps i burnt one , dont takje that the wrong wayy k , love ya

  • @missprincessbrebre Well if Yu DIdnt Want People To Take It The Wrong Way Yu Shouldnt Hadd Said It Now should yaa !

  • Yo mama so fat that wen she jumped in the air she got stuck

  • Yo mama's so fat, her intestines are used as an express way

    Thumbs up(You cant lie, that was killer)

  • i didnt get the afros one..

  • LOL i read almost all the comments and some funny jokes lol

  • wtf yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds kool aid COMES OUT!

  • yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck holding a shoppng list

  • "well yo mama's titis is smaller than yours" l0l best part

  • @twilightgirl277569 no is stnot

  • @airnomad12 my opinion!!!!! its not yours

  • yo mama is so fat that she uses the empire state building for her sexual needs.

  • Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her

  • 0:04 Antoine Dodson (bed intruder song) ??? xD

  • Yo mama is so stupid, i told her two brazilian men died in a plane crash and she asked me "How many is a brazilian?"

  • Yo mama SO Fat, She Uses A Matress for a Tampon

  • Did you film this with your ass? thanks for puting it on though

  • yo momma is so fat when she went to the theaters she sat next eveyone

  • I ve noticed people putting other yo momma jokes so...

    Yo momma so fat she comes from both sides of the family.

  • yes well your mommas so hairy the only langauge she speaks is W00KIE!

    lmao ;)

  • Your momma is so digusting she thews fresh water in her pants to keep the crabs fresh!!! Your momma has so many chins than a Japaniese phone book

  • your momma so fat ppl jog around her to lose weight

  • dude pause at 7 sec and its the black joker

  • Your Mamas So Fat When She Went On The Toilet It Said 1234 A B C D Get Your Fatass Of Me!

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  • Your moma is so fat when she went swimming in japan she got a part in whale wars. Your moma is so stupid she fell over wireless internet. Your momma is so fa she got declared as a new country. Your moma is so fat when she wears a yellow coat they yell "TAXI!". Good enough?

  • @xxownerchrisxx no, just watch the film

  • @godgrant123 I'm not saying any lines from the film if you realised you idiot. You shouldn't type if you don't know what i'm talking about.

  • @xxownerchrisxx I know you didn't, as your jokes were terrible, WHY I was saying just watch the film and let the pros do it!.

    Please don't say Idiot, I love kids these days acting all hard

  • @godgrant123 I'm actually not a joke and i did watch the film. Oh well asuming you think everyone that's a kid lately on the internet i say you are about 16 - 17 years old.

  • "your moma is fat" and "you moma is ugly" is the best "yo moma" jokes in da world :)

  • lol your mamas so fat her pants size is um bitch loose some wight

  • yes well that may be the case... funniest line before an insult

  • Yo mamas so fat, . . . she's just fat.

  • you mama's so fucking dumb that she thinks meet the spartans was a funny movie.

  • Yo Momma is so fat Jabba the Hut said DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

  • Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company

  • this video is a piece of shit

  • this video is a piece of shit

  • this video is so crapy

  • yes that may be the case

  • The guy at 0:05 looks like the ghetto witness guy.

  • yo moma is so hairy the only sound she makes it WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE

  • BITCH LOSE SOME WAIThahahahahahaha

  • yo mamma so stupid she threw a ball at the ground and missed

  • Yo mama so thin she paraglides on Doritoes

  • Yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road

  • yo moms blood type is rague

  • 911 happen cuz the saw yo mom