The End Of Civilization

[02Blackbeard]

Stupid.

[haylosupastar]

@skitzofrenia - um no what bible have you read - god told Adam & eve way before they sinned to become fruitful and fill the earth. Man in gods image just means having a decision making brain - unlike any other creature on this planet!

[crysania4]

@haylosupastar Actually, all animals have to make decisions.

[FurtureSims]

I found this looking for the Revelations video. You should watch it, it's really good! Search "End of a civilization revelations". (The girl with the baby is supposed to be Eve. It's a very strange twist to the biblical story)

[zerotolerance4u]

Those are the biggest merkins I have ever seen.

[sabbath178]

Can you imagine if God had created Adam and Steve instead of Adam and Eve? Wouldn't have lasted very long. Doesn't nature itself teach you that? How then would the Animals be fruitful and multiply if this were so.

[jilliebeans]

@sabbath178

We'd still be all in heaven if it was Steve. He wouldn't be tempted by that woman. Pregnancy and child bearing was part of God's punishment. He could have made us all through his image like he did with Adam.

[Schizofreneia]

@sabbath178 : I'm sure they (Adam and Steve) would have found a way to have child, as Adam and Eve did.

[TheENDOFCIVILIZATION]

I've seen this vid a milion times and im just now getting why it was the end of civilization!!!!!!XD

[samrebardi]

oh i get it, adam is a gay

[samrebardi]

eve is such a hippie chick

[damnyancey]

@leaualorin well then if thats the way you feel, why dont you feed yourself to a volcano & give youre sorry ass back to the earth? well, you would make the earth throw up, and the would be mean to the planet. any how, i dont see you offering to die.

[1chevellelover]

That's what would have happened if democrats created the earth instead of God.

[didoban]

he drank too much water from the river Thames................

[choke1961]

Lighten up people. It's just comedy.

[plumbinggurl]

6 people are still in the closet. LMAO!!!

[zoics1]

This is Super Funny!! (I'm Straight) Gonna share it with all my gay friends!

[Jungleboy67]

LOL! This is pretty funny!

[mike11098]

Great!!

[iFudgeful]

When I saw Eve and Adam I was like :D and then when he did the gay hand wave and "Hi' i was like D:

[edelreiz]

ха ха...какая прелесть..:-))))..

[ArcaneThingOfBeauty]

Why are folks havin religious and racial debates on here?! This was a funny short, I don't think its purpose was to offend

[theroxeedoodle]

Haha that made me giggle. Oh, no, I'm talking about all the debates that followed in the comments section, not the actual video (which was funny anyway)

[Javierjahve]

That will happen if gay marriage is approved. THE END OF CIVILIZATION! XD

[insomniacelvis]

LMAO



[Ambicatus]

Sweet. That Eve could probably turn him, though. She's quite the catch.

[fivehouse]

i didnt see that voice coming from him lol that great

[TeamTechSkaters]

lmao. funny shit :D

[CHSCAT2424]

saw this in Theatre class...so funny.

[VannahWilson]

LOL, oh okay! When I was halfway through, I saw how short it was, and I thought, how are they gonna show the end of civilization only 20 more seconds? I kept waiting for it, and was trying to picture what was going to happen. But that…that was brilliant. Hilarious!

Some say, "God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve". But it looks like he actually created Eve and Steve… XD

[skinialxb]

LOL!!!!

[simplywine00]

This is hilarious and even if you don't believe in the bible, the situation still stands true. Unless you can find a way for two males or two females to conceive a baby, it would be the end of civilization.

[kimmysluh]

Seriously people, get off your high and mighty politically correct thrones and LAUGH for a second!!! Geez! This is hiLARIOUS!!

From,

A CHRISTIAN!!! oooooooo Scary

[Ghostieboi01]

lol

[CYRAPHYM]

lmmfao...the Gift is not to be Human but to be 'Humane ♥'...and...the Miracle is the ability to 'Believe'. Regards to 'religion and politically correctness'...eat me :)D

[ClassyBug]

The gay guy is hot.

[nineballaddict]

I did not read back to where this argument started but it is quite amazing that an argument such as this could be started over such a video

[britmanuk]

Call you what >?

[diamonddust22]

Actually the story of Jesus and Mary is taken from the real story of ISIS and HORIS. Secondly, in the original writings Mary was Jesus' wife. For centuries pope and other religious eog maniac were ripping pages out of the Bible that should have been there, and replacing it with what they wanted. Constantine declared himself pope and was a big example of what all pope's have done throughout history.

[BeautifulCh40s]

@diamonddust22 It's nice to know that at least one other person has learned the history of the Bible and Catholicism. I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots....

[carterharrington]

OMFG that was hysterical.

[chicholinosancho]

First humans were black, we all come from Africa... Study!!!!

[diamonddust22]

@chicholinosancho really? If all humans were black and I'm white, I guess that makes me an advanced African by your theory. I think it's you that needs more studying their kid. Secondly take a look at Vikings, when you study their DNA they have Asian in them.

[chicholinosancho]

@diamonddust22 , you are not an advanced black... your skin changed color because of climate conditions.... and no wonder Vikings have Asian gens, people got first to Asia and many years later to Europe... Take care...C.

[diamonddust22]

@chicholinosancho well according to the theory that everyone came from Africa first means that because I am white I was here the longest, being that the youngest of the species and race is at the center where the equator is, but because I am white I must have been away and here longer to be white. So according to the theory, I am an advanced African, more evolved. That is what they theory is saying. Don't like it? Make up another one.

[chicholinosancho]

@diamonddust22 There are many mistakes in your sentence, I can't take care of all of them here. We can trace the way civilization spread tracing a gen that was present in the first humans. Ps: I told you already you are not more evolved than a black person according to this theory. People's bodies and colors changed to better adapt to their environment.

[diamonddust22]

@chicholinosancho nah, no mistake at all. You are not getting it are you? According to you, every person came from Africa, Right? Ok, blacks are black because they are closer to the equator, whites are white because they are further away from the Equator. Which means whites were away from the equator longest. This means, our race is older, and more evolved because the black is out of our race. Hence, we are an advance African. It's simple deduction.

[chicholinosancho]

This is the last time i am writing to you... Origin of humans has nothing to do with the equator proximity (I dont know why you talk about equator), in fact the first tribes were traced down in the south of Africa (quite far from the equator) and it took them hundred thousands of years to get to what we call Asia today (many many many generations).

[chicholinosancho]

@diamonddust22 I perceive you are trying to bend this discussion to a race argument so I rest my case... Take care Diamonddust, remember that the truth doesnt belong to anybody, not even the church!!!.....

[diamonddust22]

@chicholinosancho you are the one who said every human being came from Africa. You've been trying to bend this into a race argument from the start. Mybe you are just mad that latin blood had black in it and it bothers you. I'm anglo, not latin. the theory of everyone coming from Africa, is just that, a theory.

[chicholinosancho]

@diamonddust22 Just one more to point out your ignorance a bit deeper... you assume that i was born in South America (Argentina, thats where im from) and you know what color i am (as if it d matter). I never bended this to a racial discussion i based my arguments on facts. I have your picture already, you are a protestant red neck who reads the bible and follows it literally.... Maybe if you start reading other books you might learn something.... Ignorant !!!!!

[diamonddust22]

@chicholinosancho Firstly, I am not a redneck at all, and I don't read the bible. I am a non religious person. Spirituality has nothing to do with religion. It's funny how any white person who disagrees with an ethnic person is automatically a redneck. No don't get me wrong I love reading books, but I love watching people who automatically believe any theory they are fed. You'll believe anything you are told.

[diamonddust22]

@chicholinosancho The theory of African is only one theory of hundreds floating around, and the theory of Africa is also evolving and changing as new evidence at this moment is coming to light. Nothing is for certain. It's you who are close minded and ignorant.

[BeautifulCh40s]

@chicholinosancho Chill, dude, it's meant to get a laugh, not get your panties twisted.

[Episcokid33]

The Look on her face is Absolutely PRICELESS. HAHA, Eve Must have pissed off God More than Anyone Ever would have Anticipated! LOL. HAHA. I think when the Good Lord sees this Commercial, He'd prolly be up their laughin his head off too.. Some of us still think God has a Sense of Humor!

[Episcokid33]

HAHAHA I ALMOST PEED MYSELF LAUGHING! Im Gay, and I'm Christian, and I think this is just about one of the funniest tv ads I've EVER seen!! It's Good to know God has good Life Insurance.. LOL... Cause it's clear he's Gonna need a backup Adam and Eve, and likely a Steve. HAHA...

[SuperBunches]

pscassidy...please get a hobby!

[tyghtt511]

OMFG this is so funny Im LMAO

[pscassidy4]

Adam was not created gay, and people are not 'born' gay. This is a fabricated lie used to dismiss the perverted lifestyle that homosexuals seek to enjoy. One only need look at the very design of the human body (male and female) and see clearly that they are, by design, meant for each other. I could care less if you think I'm politically incorrect, intolerant, or whatever - God is not mocked!

[jakevanek]

@pscassidy4 ....Uh Are you that freaking High And Mighty religious that you can't see the humor in this video? I guess you probably think that blacks are animals, the world is flat and that Elvis is still alive..........I'm sure Jerry Falwell has a place for you in his "Suite In Heaven".

[BamfFromLA]

@jakevanek FUCK Jerry Falwell.

[FabledSoulofkh]

@pscassidy4 Stfu and gtfo my interwebz.

[believer2005]

@pscassidy4 I was raised a spirit filled Christian and I don't see is as GOD being mocked!! Good grief man, laugh laugh laugh!! Laughter is a good medicine!!

[Farennah]

@pscassidy4 Yes, you are right.

[christzouve]

@pscassidy4 and what about hermaphrodite? God made a mistake? Nature is not only outside apearence. It is also inside you. And wake up ask a priest Adam was never existed as a person in real its just a symbolic story of creation. You should know your religion

[maraki144]

@pscassidy4 i have seen in documentaries about animals like monkeys, lions etc that they have homosexual behavior ( i dont know if its the appropriate phrase) with animals of the same sex. dont judge people from what they do in their bed but from their behavior and character. RESPECT THEM!!

[smudge6699]

@pscassidy4

Er, Bonobo monkeys are almost exclusively bi-sexual and not only on the male side.

Take it God made them too?

Nothing that IS can be unnatural, save in the mind of the observer who's model of what he or she thinks is "what is" is challenged and threatened.

Then the Ego effects it's defence mechanism and seeks to exercise control.

Or maybe some theological social control mechanism will kick in and even get other people to do their work for them for free!

;-)

[Hairysteed]

@pscassidy4 You're right about one thing: Adam was not created gay... because he was not created, period! He is fictional.

[plymouthbelvedere]

@Hairysteed You are fictional. There is no proof of your existence. We have only your claim.

Adam, on the other hand, was confirmed to have existed by none other than Jesus Christ, the most trustworthy and beloved human being of all time.

You are the fiction. Adam is the reality.

[Hairysteed]

@plymouthbelvedere WTF is it opposite day?!

[MusicaHearts]

Lmfao i did not expect that but that is to funny

[8LowRider2]

lol

[vijaypush]

Adam est beau et +++++++++++

[thezep786]

I think the end of civilization will be from over population. Its like a balloon that keeps blowing up till it explodes. If anything gays are helping slow down the process. Progress and stop living in the stone age.

[nika2502]

hahahhahahahahahahahhaahhaahah­ahahahahaha...im dayinggg..hahahahahahahahahha

[DaveyIsHappy]

this is hilarious

[drumkit849]

lolz!

[nascarcrazyguy24]

ADAM LAMBERT AND EVE!!!!!! ( who knew?)

[failfan1]

Adam and Steve

[Jordzist]

its adam and eve

[failfan1]

my joke is that in this version adam is gay so im making a play on words.

[Jchav650]

WOW lol

[Virulent87]

Ahahaha looool

[muggshot101]

funniest shit ever

[neelyohara2004]

:(  I don't know, Steve, but the vid is just funny!!!

[LilyLilacs]

HAHAHAHAHA. X)))))

[gudalvit]

...and what if adam was a catholic priest?

[thatguysomewhere]

lmao wow this was great maybe that's where all the emo kids come from :(((

[angeliiine]

...What?

[HelloxImAlanna]

LMFAO

[Arcmenis8]

we are doooooooomed!! LOL this was epic!

[believer2005]

And not EVERYTHING has to be turned into a religious or political debate. Lighten up and just see it for what it is!!!! FUNNNNYYYYY!!!! ;-p

[rockmon7]

For you budding Bible scholars. The Word is as amazing in what it does not say as in what it does say. Not everything that ever happened with regards to creation or anything else is COMPLETELY recorded ok. Chill. It is clear that God created other people later along with Adam and Eve. They were just the first recorded. I for one kind of like a little mystery don't you?

[WilliamSmo3000]

Well said.

[mrmoe18]

and how is it clear? it is only "clear" if you know that there needed to be other people in order for it to be a feasible story. In your mind of course there were other people because if there weren't how did we get here? in my mind that just proves the falsity of the bible.

[BeautifulCh40s]

@rockmon7 Well said!

[misshanako23]

Hahahaha this is hilarious!!

[believer2005]

HILARIOUS!!!!

I believe the whole Bible and ummm let's see so does millions of others who aren't considered idiots!!! LOL Settle down everybody, it's funny. And no procreation (God's plan) wouldn't have happened if God had not created US too!!! heheheheh

[jakevanek]

Finally someone who see it as just humor and not as a "gay bashing" video.....To all of you that have found this offensive, I am GAY as it gets, but I find it humorous. Why can't some of you get your Politically Correct heads out of your asses and chill the hell out.

[panzerfausto]

@jakevanek I was shown this video by a gay friend of mine, the intolerants are the christians, gays have better humor by far

[Shadows0ldier]

@believer2005 I'm gonna just throw it out there that you believe the bible in a physical way? Or, do you possibly take it metaphorically?

[believer2005]

@Shadows0ldier I believe in it wholeheartedly as historical and factual. Plain and simple! BUT this video is not meant to create a storm of religious debate, just take it for what it is. A way to laugh at something that is hilarious. Chill everybody! ;-D

[SimplyMaya13]

@believer2005 Excuse me, but why are you calling me or anyone else that does not believe in the Bible (or any other religious tradition)?

[SimplyMaya13]

@SimplyMaya13 *what, not why.

[believer2005]

@SimplyMaya13 Huh? Calling you what? I haven't called anyone anything. ????

[SimplyMaya13]

@believer2005 You said people who do not believe in the bible are idiots, or that's the way it seemed. Correct me if I misunderstood (Hopefully I have).

[believer2005]

@SimplyMaya13 Someone else called those of us who believe in the Bible, idiots, in an earlier post. No worries!

Let's rawk on!!

[CommanderUTube]

Wait a minute, before the eating of the forbidden fruit, Adam and Eve would not have bothered with fig leaves. Re-shoot. That's an order!

[darlingelf]

Great, so the moral of the story is that homosexuality is wrong because what if it had been Adam and Steve, etc. Then what? How does the story proceed? With just these two characters, Adam and Eve? They reproduce, great. And then? How do their children go about reproducing? Do they copulate with each other? Or with their parents? The Bible discreetly omits that part of Creation; the reader is just left wondering where all these other relations popped up from. So what does it matter if he is gay?

[darlingelf]

In any given community in any given time there have been individuals who never produced offspring. They did not cause humanity to go extinct because there would always be others who did reproduce. What is more, the people who did not reproduce did an important service to their community because they prevented the population from growing beyond its capacity to sustain itself. Why is this still so hard for some people to understand that they must go on about "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve"?

[rg0057]

Actually I think the official Christian line is that incest was OK back then because they had no other choice. If you buy that, then we're all the result of inbreeding, which explains quite a lot about the world today.

[jimynik]

moral of the story dont be gay

[cholofawkes]

Adam and Eve didn't exist. It's a fucking metaphor, just like 90% of the Bible. Leave it to xtians to believe that we all branched from two beings 6,000 years ago, a man lived in the belly of a whale, Invisible sky man impregnated a virgin, and zombie savior rose from the dead and floated into the sky.

[ohbibliophile]

There has been enormous study of DNA; sev'l yrs ago, some astonishing articles were published about how the DNA of all humankind can emanate from two original people. The "Eve" that scientists came up with, however, was no blue-eyed, blonde.

You should also look into the line of the Cohenin as well (the Levitical priests of OT times). Some fascinating DNA research done.

If you think Jesus is a figment, why so angry? Do you froth at the mouth over Santa, the Easter Bunny, or Leprechauns?

[cholofawkes]

I see you did not dispute any of the other ridiculous xtian claims. Unfortunately I don't support "science" that forms it's conclusion FIRST, then tries to find evidence to back it up, instead of studying the facts and THEN making a conclusion.

BTW, I find it interesting that you categorize Jesus with the likes of the Easter Bunny, Santa, and Leprechauns. You have no idea how spot on that is. Irony at it's best.

And I'm not angry, I'm just fed up with idiots.

[ohbibliophile]

There's no need to dispute you - it's hard to reason with people who have no desire to look at information without an open mind. In the meantime, the reason I equated Jesus with fantasy figures is b/c YOU are the one who apparently considers Him so; thus the irony is on you my friend. If YOU really think he is some mythical "zombie," then why does the fact that others believe bother you? The true answer is much deeper and more complicated than YouTube will allow. What I can say is be ready.

[Nimuel]

" it's hard to reason with people who have no desire to look at information without an open mind"

Oh the irony :D

The 'Eve' you're refering to in you'r earlier post wouldnt happen to be Mitochondrial Eve would it? i see that you have no idea what that actually means :D Damn you religious nuts are funny ;)

[JavonFlip2009]

i agree with u

[gigantes2008]

jajaja

[Vehjemaru]

the end of civilization is just believing that we r born from adam and eve...

and in this spot a piece is cutted... it goes a little bit on and shows the name of an assurance company

smart spot but cutted like that is just used to give a wrong message... if everybody was gay there would be no civilization

there wouldn't be any civilization either if everybody was a priest

[1xy4u]

NEW CIVILIZATION Tension is shattered with disappointment - Adam turns into a stereotype F-A-G - who may not deliver the porn expected He might SURPRISE YOU & F-CK HER - when you're not watching - & start a New Civilization His offspring will inherit better genes than the MORON C-NT-SUCKER who finds this HOMOPHOBIA funny Hetero Morons will end civilization.

[imfornintendo]

Wow "eon214" ...If you think unconditional love isn't taught in the bible you must've not read the bible at all! Because it's everywhere in there! If there wasn't any unconditional love Jesus wouldn't have died on the cross for ALL men would he? But hey, you're just arguing to argue anyway so I'm not going to bother any more than that

[ruthven78]

yeah its funny how they have to bash things they know nothing about and try to force everyone to accept them. And its even more said that their intelligence and humor is so low they cant laugh at themselves....Im fat and can find the humor in fat jokes

[heyhi3]

LOL R U SERIOUS!!!!!!!!! u dont get whats happening????????

if there is no adam and eve there is no future for human kind LOL so his gay he doesnt like her so no babys = Good game! LOL man this is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kisbibi]

i dont get it :S.. he just says hi in a gay way and thats it?!

[lotttica]

kisibibi i get that u are such an stupid idiot ! have u ever heard about Adam and Eve ? Bible ? ........

Jerk off i bet it can help

[michalad93]

be ok ... he likes Spice girls and britney spears :D

[wookiezzz]

You are not even answering his question..

[kingofgames35]

don't listen that that douche. yeah he said it in a gay way because without adam and eve having babies then there would be no civilization and since in video adam is gay he doesn't having babies with eve and hince, no humans ever lived

[FreedomIsHappiness1]

haha love it!!

[alienmoonbase]

maybe she can fake a beard with moss or something to get him to perform.

[Moriko412]

GENIUS!!! GENIUS I SAY!!!! This is sooo great, omg, I'm laughing so hard. Maybe I get it cause I'm bi, but w/e~! Awesomenessss!!!!!!

[JshonenILRK]

Eon, read the bible. here's a few.

"But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us" (Romans 5:8).

"For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord" (Romans 8:38-39).

[neelyohara2004]

adam and steve ha ha!!

[wookiezzz]

where's steve? xD

[Albin0Goldfish]

HES A FAG

+1111111111111

[wookiezzz]

and you're a fucktard =P

[hcmunk]

lmao. i didn't know clay aiken was in the bible.

[atc295]

lmfao

[JANXDPDX]

funny vid, but there is no reason why it's called "The End Of Civilization" Just watered down mythology and a weak hint at borderline homophobia?

[farmbak]

bcoz when adam was gay.. there will be END of it.. no babies making! end of civilization.

[JANXDPDX]

gay men still make sperm and can reproduce

[audioguru76]

Very good, you are correct. You miss the entire point and the humor because you are too wrapped up in defending your sexuality. In this case the "gay" Adam is not likely to reproduce with "straight" Eve. There are no sperm banks for him to deposit his semen other than his lovers butthole (or mouth) and i'm sure Eve would like her first wonderful experience of pregnancy to be for Adam and his boyfriend. Your logic is perfect...somewhere over a rainbow.

[oneworldguy]

LOL! Audioguru76, that's freakin' hilarious! LMAO!

[myxoluser]

@farmbak

Yeah good thing for us the Adam and Eve story is just that.... a story!!

[AwkwardAzianBoy]

haha, i thought that the horse was a unicorn

[pizmyr]

funny, well done.

[IGuitarIPlayerI69I]

HI!

[Flamefoxflamingo]

roflmao.

[ihatethispenny]

Oh and 5th!

[80K25]

haha, that is hilarious!

[bulletproofmonkey566]

LOL THIRD COMMENT

[ihatethispenny]

Shut up bullet, no one likes you

[bulletproofmonkey566]

whatever biter

[Htrwhtrw]

Holy jesus i wana b a biter 2, can i b a biter 2 plz plz plz ur so kool lol

[twistedanarchist]

I just got this emailed to me. Hilarious! XD

[soapidelic]

First comment, lol!