Answering machine for school

[The2Coolest2]

777777777777777777 and 00000 pizza every day, do i need a heart attack

[kiwali]

8 88 8 8 8 8 8

[LOLfilms100]

7 plz

[mica022]

lol!

[TheMasterMarine]

yea realy

[SimmanGodz]

Hows the end supposed to offend someone? Our official language IS English...

[Rydge16]

Ha that is right, if you want something in spanish then YOU are in the WRONG country

[ExplodingSheepz]

This is based off of an Australian answering machine,and now everybody thinks it would be hilarious to make their own,or simply copy it.

[L4dyk1d]

how is it now? this was posted in 2007, unlike most of the videos now that have JUST been posted 2 months ago? (granted there are ones that are a little older than the newer versions of this)

[TrandomnesstwO]

Yes I have heard the original a while ago.

[imaloserandisuck]

That's weird. I might as well say that as a parent I'm offended by this? If I were going to say I'm offended as a spanish speaker.

[surgednb]

I tried pressing 6 but it didnt go through

lmao

[CaptainMayu]

The end made me laugh SO HARD

[xyhnthegod666]

i agree with the end, all you lazy people who don't wanna learn the language of a country your entering, and then try to force it on the culture all ready there(fucking spanish) can just suck mu dick

[kobudnik]

It isn't a girl. Dumbass. Just a girl sounding guy.

[DarkDragon886]

I'm glad you think that. I'll let you know when i grow genitals.

[GamingWorldinc]

so you can speak  native american language

[freeheeldaddy]

that was a joke dumbass.

[Sc0rpXLR]

*3* You stole this video.

[kobudnik]

Wow kid. At least get some creativity and put your own element to it. BTW you sound like a girl.

[xyhnthegod666]

dude it probably is a girl... dumbass

[boggywoggy1]

Very poorly done...especially since you took advantage of the "text boxes" to prove that you were a school failure. Try spelling things correctly. And, well, you are attempting to copy the original FUNNY version, but you failed!

[DarkDragon886]

True, two years ago I was a high school drop out with nothing better to do than waste my time recording dumb stuff. But I'm very fortunate to have such an intellectual person state the fact to me. and you're right, epic failure. haha

[jesswitch513]

you forgot the nurse

[Katnappe13]

*presses 4* YOU MOTHER FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!? WHY WONT U LET MY SON BRING HIS GUN TO SCHOOL U FUCKTARDS!!!! AND WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT CRACK BEING BAD FOR YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH... *keeps yelling for 9 hours*

[Museite]

Why would you copy it? FAIL

[AcidHead27]

...Why the fuck would you copy this xD You must have too much time on your hands

[TheCrazeGamer]

wow this is a copy

[buddyeagle]

That's no real, they copy from the original answering machine from: MAROOCHYDORE HIGH SCHOOL from Australia. We love Australians, cuz they wiggle. ha ha ha!

[Zacheas]

well, we do have a requirement that legal residence pass a test requiring them to know English, so it stands to reason that if you live here legally, you must speak it proficiently right?

[enigma02g]

I don't care if your part mexican. We need to get back to where 1 is english and 2 summons INS. Our country, our language, learn it.

[natureboy107]

6 and 7 6 and 7 6 and 7 plz plz plz

[sasorispupet]

*presses all numbers*

[shinyuy]

there's some school in Australia that actually voted this to be their automated line (minus the spanish part) I know it's on google news somewhere.

[kellie77381]

That is a hoax, look it up on snopes.

[boggywoggy1]

Ummmm....doy. You think?

[UrameshiCdd]

The ending was easily the funniest part:

"If you want this in Spanish, you must be in the wrong country"

[chevyman5436]

i press 7

[charliechambers]

The end is hilarious !!!

[awallaceful]

i love this my school needs this machine!! xD

[naruto2278]

i pressed 4 and no one anserd

[punkrockersbabe]

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[theagelesswonder]

This is funny.

[gangsta9910]

o crap my my anwsering machine ( hello hello hello are u the cause i am not so leave a mesage and teluss called

[JamieVeinotte]

This is perfect!!!

[nobberING]

AMERICAN is americas first language , its not english.

stupid fucks.

do we run around england speaking american?

no , do we fuck.

and spanish was spoken in america long before english was.

fucking dicks.

but then again , ignorant stupidity is only to be expected from americans.

fucking queer cunts.

[funtime00]

umm... america's language is English, but american's slurred and slightly altered it so that its now a different dialect.

[nobberING]

yes , they completely butchered it with their stupid pronunciations of perfectly simple words such as tomato and oregano.

even their slang is ridiculously stupid ''that's sick'' and the over use of the term ''man'' , but what really pisses me off is their arrogance , especially seeing as they are so ignorant.

stupid american tossers.

[ApplesauceMan325]

nobberING you know who else ignorant stupidity is actually expected from.......YOU! So why dont you do everyone a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[nobberING]

don't drop your shopping love.

[AirForcedude5]

so what does it mean if i ask an european to come to my house, and knock me up?

[AirForcedude5]

so what does it mean in eroupe if i ask you to come to my house and knock me up?

[nobberING]

I take it you are asking what 'knock me up' means?

In england we have a thing called the 'chav'. the chav is a council estate dwelling , track suit wearing scummy type. They usually wear track suits on every occasion however sometimes the more successful chavs like to clad them selves in burburry and gold chains from h samuel or the freemans catalogue.

[nobberING]

The term 'success' in this case meaning having gained the ability to have credit to the value of £150 or more in a 'club book' or catalogue such as the freemans catalogue as stated above, normally with the option to pay for goods over a 36 month period.

[nobberING]

The term 'knock me up' means to 'make me pregnant' usually to qualify for a council house or some extra money from the social, most chav mums have anything up to four kids to accomplish a comfortable life style.

Comfortable lifestyle meaning a couch and television from the freemans catalogue so they can sit around all day smoking fags and watching jeremy kyle while their kids bunk off school and rob cars whilst under the influence of smak or heroin.

hope this helps.

[nobberING]

please excuse the consecutive posts but i was well over the 500 character limit ,on more than one occasion.

[AirForcedude5]

lol its cool, but i wish i could smoke a fag right about now.

[CrazyIvan4]

there shouldn't even be an option for Spanish.

America's language is ENGLISH.

[evilkeineval]

FUCK YEA

[elspiclatino]

lmao

[Bethy1Booo]

Number One Please

She Is Off With  Stomach Bug

But She Really Woke Up Late So She Dont Have To Go

[acs303]

haha i liked the ending

[sing4ever7717]

im using this!

[zoeybo]

What does you being half Mexican have to do with a voicemali?

[L4dyk1d]

some people find the messege offensive and call them racist because of the ending?

[fadingfastx3]

If you want this is Spanish you must be in the wrong country.

I <3 you!!

English is America's language...

[Gjjje]

English is England's language... it's sort of in the name.

[SmeLLsLikkeAsS]

sooo funny!

[clf695]

lol that is so funny

[wingeddemon5807]

Why can't it be in spanish? Before spanish was a secondary language, french was. Look at an 80s car... You will see caution in english, then francais. Ok, the same things happened to Irish immigrants, Italian immigrants, everyone... We're supposed to accept everyone, eh? But no, we act like the country is highschool and we indicate seperate groups...

[stagelightingkid]

lol

[pyrochicky]

omg this is great! I'm a teacher I wonder if I could put this on our answering machine lol

[DarkDragon886]

haha! thank you! I'm glad you didnt get all offened by it like other people. i have mexican blood in me...and i didnt find it that offending when i first read it.

[ssbigjroc]

if u type a comment and audio preview it it sounds like a fuckin operator dude

[webshows101]

cddjdhfja

[scottycd]

this is retarted

[webshows101]

lol if u want this in spanish, u must be in the wrong country! i love dat!

[emidgley]

That's the BEST PART!!!! ^^

[wingeddemon5807]

no its racist.... america doesnt have a native language faggots.

[KayTeeBugg]

how the f*** is that racist?

when we go to mexico we are asked to speak spanish, so why is it so hard, and so BAD for us to ask that of them if they come here.

IF YOU COME TO AMERCIA SPEAK ENGLISH. if you dont like it, go back to where you came from!

[wingeddemon5807]

america doesnt have a national language. it is racist.

[KayTeeBugg]

i never said it was a NATIONAL LANGUAGE, i just saud that its not 'racist' for us to want them to speak a language that EVERY AMERICAN can understand.

I mean, this is OUR COUNTRY. if they are oin to be here, no matter who 'they' happens to be, they need to speak English.

buuut WTFE dude, i mean think what you want, i really don't care.....you're illiterate anyway....move to mexico if you have such a problem with it =)

[wingeddemon5807]

Just because I was typing without proper grammar; doesn't make me illiterate. In fact, compared to you... I'm no such thing. Yes, they should learn English... But you weren't asking that of them. What is displayed in this video is a demand. You're an ignorant piece of s**t.

[KayTeeBugg]

whatever dude.

either way, they, no matter who it is, needs to learn english. point blank.

[wingeddemon5807]

Maybe you need to learn acceptance.

[wingeddemon5807]

The video has comedial merit... But that doesn't excuse it from the fact that it is racist.

[fadingfastx3]

it's not racist.

It simply says Spanish is not America's primary language.

Learn the meaning of words before you use them.

[wingeddemon5807]

Whatever you say almighty faggot.

[oxygenromania]

What does race have to do with language? How is this racism? What does acceptance has to do with education and passing grades?

[gogetem4]

I thought it was too... lmfao!!

[ryanbmx5]

Reminds me of being in Texas (where I grew up)

[greenbaytoday]

ha great

[Winterlover0124]

eww thats weird dontcha think i wood press #7 and 9

[Drew12324]

Thats awesome.

[HomoAlba]

Hahahahaha Brilliant! I looove this!

[3soccer66]

Hey, Hispanics are cool!

LOL

but it was funny.

[RazorBladeBoyJoey]

omg ill press um all

[LOSER905]

fuck u all who made da video and matt

[kaiyo100]

lolz id press

1

2

3

4&&7^^....and just for the hell of it ill press the rest of the buttons as well

[C23456B]

Funny

[klstrong2011]

haha, this is great. =]

[JXY110]

i think i would press

4

7

2

[beteach]

What's the original recording? We heard it at a staff meeting a few weeks ago and laughed until we cried!

[DarkDragon886]

ive never actually heard the origional. I just read it in an e-mail at one point.

[mocon7]

Maroochydore High School has it as its message for it's answering machine message, voted for by ALL of its staff. The only difference is for 0, "if you want this message in another language, please move to the country that speaks it"

The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.

[babygirlis11]

this is awesome

[mat1981]

Awesome!! Need in spanish? You're in the wrong country! Priceless!

[coldperson101]

this is great

[chad5161]

LOL. my mom does this! but not all of it.. just the lying about not going to school and why i didn't do it, and stuff.

[ShadowSaiou]

nice.

[way2muchNFO]

this is good :)