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  • I love firing up libtards....they make such easy plump targets.

  • Dubya's El RushBoZo Blowhole ! ! !

    The best they got is Mitt Romney ???

    He comes off so delirious,

    When he tries to be serious;

    He can't even take a strait pee ! ! !

  • Reagan, pee in my mouth!

  • LOLOLOLOL

  • LOL!

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  • "Her wrinkled, flacid labia unfolds halfway down to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum"

    Comedy commited suicide after this statement, knowing it can never top this observation.

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  • @MikeMiseph.....Rush is a fraud and a hypocrite, he routinely invents, omits or wildly distorts facts. Heh. No information/facts to back up your statement. Just a smear job. That is all people like you can come up with.  NOTE!!!!! You do know that the media watches Rush closely so they can pounce on any misstatement or foul fact that escapes his lips. Funny though....I almost never hear of any. Think of all the words that pour out of his mouth......

  • @NeoConNation You obviously know nothing about Bill Hicks.

  • @NeoConNation You use "AN" before a word beginning with a vowel (the letters A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y). Your grasp of the English language is below that of an elementary student. You are not educated enough to comment on anything except, perhaps, NASCAR.

  • @NeoConNation Obvious troll is obvious

  • 49 people munch Rush's scat

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  • rush and people like him work for our nazi propagandist media. freedom of press lol dont make me laugh, goeblles had nothing on this u.s. corrupt controlled media. its ashame americans are too stupid to see through it. bill hicks saw through it and was dead on, r.i.p. bill the world was a better place when you were here speaking the truth

  • Rush Limbaugh is the most sucessful broadcaster in history who is this bum?? oh thats rights hes a nobody. and hey dipshit, you LISTEN to the radio, not WATCH it

  • @nicetomeetyou25 This "bum" is Bill Hicks, a comedian from the late 80s - early 90s who developed a pretty major following despite generally refusing to "sell out" or not state his (often controversial and radical) political, social and religious opinions.

    He died very young and early in his career, but he is easily one of the most influential comics of the past 30 years.

    As to watching Rush... he has had cameras in his booth for years. He also sometimes makes TV appearances.

  • @MikeMiseph i've never heard of this hack, and i best neither have most people. he had no career and Rush Limbaugh is a multi millionare and the most sucessful broadcaster in history!!!! 

  • @nicetomeetyou25 So because you have never heard of a person, they are not allowed to make fun of Rush Limbaugh? Must someone be a multimillionaire or "the most successful broadcaster in history" to do so?

    Rush is a fraud and a hypocrite, he routinely invents, omits or wildly distorts facts for any or no reason. You are better off reading tabloids if you want to know what's ACTUALLY happening in the world. Or, you could just let him keep filling your mind with filth. Your call.

  • My 6th grade teacher listens to Rush. I have her on my friends list on Facebook. I'm thinking I should delete her. What do you think?

  • The real joke is that Rush's followers (numbers) would be a wet dream for this pervert....if would die for just 10% of his audience.

  • @Toadyru Nah, he can keep his dumb fuck audience. The fact that someone has a larger following doesn't necessarily mean they're more valid, talented, or truthful. It could just as easily be an indicator that most people are retarded. The fact Lady Gaga is platinum doesn't mean she's an artist. It just means there's a lot of mindless sheep that consume whatever bullshit corporate America puts in front of them to feed on.

  • 1:45 Epic

  • The Aristocrats!

  • A man so angry he died from his own rage.

  • Unfunny, hate-filled, and dead. What a legend.

  • @Jhensy2012 you sound mad? lemme guess dane cook?

  • @Jhensy2012 you sound mad? lemme guess dane cook?

  • @Jhensy2012 Limbaugh's not dead.

  • @Jhensy2012 Lol go watch Twilight or a Dane Cook film you fucking faggot

  • hahahahaha!!! genius

    

  • Why couldn't that fat, loud, annoying fuck be dead instead of Bill Hicks? What Gnostic prison do we really exist in?

  • I wish Bill Hicks had lived to have seen Glenn Beck.

  • @heavyhebrew Glenn Beck is just another Rush Limbaugh.

  • An illegal alien , a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says, what'll ya have mister president? .......... What? I'm Joking! and Robin, get out of the pool already.

  • @schmidyank53 An idiot, a dumb fuck, and a dolt walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you have, George, Ron and Dick?"

    Have you heard about the Alabama farmer whose crops went unharvested because illegal aliens were hounded out of his state?

    Or the Tunisian muslims who saved the lives of Jews during WW2?

    Or the Russian communists who defeated Hitler at Stalingrad?

    Oh wait! You're a dumbfuck Republican! Never mind. (Dolt.)

  • This must be liberal humor. It's not quite as funny as their policies. It's easy to make the herd laugh. He said piss and shit ha ha MOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @schmidyank53

    moron

  • I don't understand people that know, prior to viewing a video, that they do not like Bill Hicks but watch it anyway. And then they spend their time making comments as to why they do not like Bill Hicks. Why are you watching something that you do not like? It's not like Bill would have new material for you to check out. Go watch something you do like and shut the hell up.

  • @Angrysheepherder I'm sorry, but as a fan of Bill Hicks, I have to disagree with you. Everyone is supposed to simply listen to what they like? Wasn't Bill himself a huge supporter of thinking differently and having ideas challenged?

  • love bill but had to watch a mcdonalds add to view so had to give thumbs down

  • Heh heh, some darkness for sure. Bill had some questionable bits but he was an absolute fucking genius. I loved his Jesse Helms bit where Helms' wife wonders, "I always wondered about Jesse's collection of little shoes."

    I'd love to hear what Bill would have to say today.

  • That was.... colorful

  • Bill Hicks is much funnier now that he is a bunch of bones somewhere in Mississippi.

  • Bill never had any real jokes or funny stories, just lewd political rants. He's like the male Janine Garafalo.

  • @SonofaGip and your a moron

  • @Lizardvenom1 It's you're a moron.  Face it, Bill wasn't funny when he was alive and now he isn't funny in Hell either.

  • @SonofaGip

    Bill Hicks is funny. about 9/10 think so according to the likes vs dislikes on the video

  • @SonofaGip sorry but if you a fan of rush limbahghah you have no business calling me a moron and especially if you belive in hell

  • @SonofaGip Your opinion is invalid.

  • Thank you Bill.

  • 37 skat munchers have been here

  • I think it's interesting how some people make the mistake of labeling Bill Hicks as "liberal" in a political context...Bill Hicks was anti-government, and saw through the bullshit of the two party Republican/Democrat system...he ripped republicans and democrats alike because he knew the game was rigged...Hicks was an independant thinker...so republicans who take offense at this material and label him as "liberal" are morons...and democratic "liberals" who think he was one of them are fools

  • @islapilluminati

    Eh, I'd have to say you're way off here. Bill certainly rejected the corrupt two party system, but to say he wasn't a liberal is pretty damn ignorant. Almost every political opinion he ever expressed was a leftist one (abortion, gays, sex, economics) and he explicitly advocated redistributing the entire defense budget to the poor of the world. I know some people harbor under the delusion that these aren't liberal ideas, but that's all it is; a delusion.

  • @camjanssenismyhero

    Just because you use common sense, that makes you a liberal?

    Yes, it's a woman's right to chose: Yes, homosexuals should have the same basic human rights as every other human-beings under the constitution: Yes, it's nobodies business what anyone else does in their own bedroom: Yes, it's retarded to spend 6 trillion dollars on an army that only gets used when we deploy them into someone's country who didn't ask for them while millions starve.

  • @Angk0rwat What? All I'm stating is that you give him a lot of praise for something anyone can do :/

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  • He doesnt seem to so much be funny as he seems to be like SHOCK AND AD HOMINEM

  • Fucking outrageous LMFAO!!!

  • Go back to sleep America, your government is in control again so it can kill innocent people so that an extreme minority of the population can live with all the worlds resources while the rest of us have to struggle just to get the basics. I don't believe in god or hell, but I sure hope I'm wrong so that these corrupt assholes can burn for all eternity. I'll burn with them too, but just having the knowledge that they got what they deserved will make me feel like I'm in heaven.

  • anyone who doesn't like this can get in the tub with Rush.

  • Fiscal conservatives who're for individual liberty are good people.

    Christian conservatives who're for mandating their mythology on others are the scrotum warts of the planet.

    Thinking liberals and conservatives of the earth must unite together to eradicate the vile, contemptible, despicable, disease known as fundamentalism.

  • @rosiechanel like bill said, "the choice is between love and fear, its as simple as that."

  • @Bullpuma It isn't as simple as that.

  • @rosiechanel That was like Shakespeare to my ears! You rock!

  • tis guy was right too...and he also died...amazing...

  • I never understood why people thought he was funny. He's similar to George Carlin in that he does politic rants, but unlike George Carlin's routines there's just no joke here. It's fine if you agree with him, but there's no joke here. He's just talking about someone getting peed on. Maybe if I was 6 years old I'd be amused by this.

  • @nyctreeman hmm bill is dead and yet you are here listen to him speak.. yeah rush won all right.

  • @nyctreeman Personal wealth, happiness, and popularity has nothing to do with purity of motive and being right. Limbaugh has made a career of saying putrid, racist, and hatemongering things and hiding behind the veil of being a comedian to avoid repercussions. Bill Hicks IS a comedian and can't hide behind his art form to evade the blowback of his statements. In this sense Limbaugh is the crusty dingleberry hanging off of the ass that is Bill Hicks' profession when the purpose serves him.

  • @nyctreeman lmao It's funny how people like you just don't get it.

  • How unfortunate that we don't have his brilliance nowadays. So much freakin' material.

  • you jerkass fublyd

  • Democrats= getting fucked in the mouth

    Republicans=getting fucked in the ass

    either way your still fucked.

  • As much as I totally think Rush is a dishonest a**hole, I think this "humor" is irrelevant, disgusting, and not at all funny.

  • @sirjames45 First of all the only true traditional Americans were the natives who were nearly wiped off the face of the earth. Second of all I really find hicks to be quite funny and I had a good laugh listening to this video. I'm sick and tired of being branded as a leftie or rightie just because I gravitate towards certain ideas. We should be free to explore all Ideas without fear. I don't see any reason why we should preserve the old traditions, The past is gone...

  • @sirjames45 You have to understand that not everyone sees the world as you see it. Some people do find this funny lol

  • @sirjames45 Take your Paxil and get off the Internet, there's a good chap. We wouldn't want to crush your beliefs (see:delusions) about how the Democrat is responsible for American debt, the loss of God in America, the worldwide economic state, pollution, overcast Sundays, the dog shitting on your rug, and your football team losing again, but if you keep spouting such bullshit we may have no choice.

  • @PhobicOne In American government, only CONGRESS has the power to spend money.

    In the last 50 years, DEMOCRATS (socialists) have been in the MAJORITY for 40 of those years. So yes, democrats along with some liberal Republicans (Socialists) are responsible for our debt, with Obama increasing it drastically in the last three years.

    I find it sad that socialists all over the world, you included can't admit socialism doesn't work! All of Europe is collapsing because of socialism.

  • @sirjames45 I'm not going to ask nicely anymore. Take your antipsychotic meds and shut the fuck up, you inbred conspiracy freak.

  • @sirjames45 Liberal REPUBLICANS are socialists, eh?

    You simply can't admit that 32 years of uninterrupted, right-wing Reaganomics tanked the economy, so you need to create a nonexistent "socialist" bogeyman to blame your ideology's failures on.

    Why don't you try being a man and owning your rancid ideology's failures?

  • @sirjames45: Leftists spent all the money? The deficit was in the billions before Bush ever left office. Ignoring that FACT all you want, it doesn't make it any less of a FACT. Cheney himself said, "Deficits don't matter." Now that Obama's in office, it's all right-wingers can talk about. Talk about talking out of both sides of your mouth. The only Repub that makes any sense is Ron Paul. A vote for any other Repub is misinformed.

  • @TheKillaBeezie Yes LEFTISTS spent all the money. CONGRESS, is the governing body that approves ANY and ALL money being spent. DEMOCRATS have ruled congress for 40 of the last 50 YEARS. Keep up your leftist dream because you are up against MATH now!

  • @sirjames45: Congress was a Republican majority during Bush's first 4 years, when the debt started to build. I'm not saying democrats didn't play a role, but to say Republicans didn't play any role is willfully blinding yourself. You need to make like Col. Mustard and get a clue. Both sides have failed the people.

  • @sirjames45 We are not the representatives for our Ideologies. The only true reality is the reality outlined by the natural laws which govern life on our planet. You see the truth is, here in America we have less then 4% of our original forests left; we've consumed 1 third of the worlds resources, and now we are coming into conflict with the natural world. If you want to see the real cause of all the problems in the world look in the mirror.

  • @timboslice001

    "You see the truth is, here in America we have less then (sic) 4% of our original forests left;" Not true, 33% of the land in the United States is forested.

    "We've consumed 1 third of the worlds resources" [citation needed] Even the websites hell-bent on smearing Americans as excessive pigs only list American resource usage as 26% at most, and sites with charts/statistics gravitate closer to 20%.

  • @PhobicOne The forestry numbers are debated. I'm willing to admit that, but it is clear that way too many resources are being used. We pull and press on the global environment without clear understandings of the consequences of our actions. The earth is a closed system, If you pollute one section of the world it will inevitably have an effect on the planet as a whole.

  • @timboslice001 The earth is the archetype of an open system. It's only by taking energy from the sun that we are able to reproduce, to propogate life without running out of the energy to do so. It's this very ability to store the sun's energy and convert it to useful energy that allows us humans to increase our understanding to the point that we know how to fix our mistakes, clean up our messes, and ensure that they don't happen again.

  • @PhobicOne Good point, when the planet is looked at in relation to the sun it does appear to be an open system. Perspectives always need a good shattering, eh? Discussion like this seems healthy enough.

  • @PhobicOne What planet are you on ??!!??

  • @xmarine521 A pale blue dot called Earth. How about you?

  • @bkiknorite Amen!

  • Bad idea to try and eat/drink anything while listening to Hicks.

  • Too nice.

  • @Cattleranch is one of those guys who is biased in every way, yeah this probably guy jacks off to Fox News and Dukes of Hazzard every night. He must have dropped out of school at the age of 14 for his lack of grammar and of course his shitty opinions. You sir are like any other ignorant asshole I've ever had to correspond to. You are a corn fed cousin fucking conservative republican dumb ass, and by the way Bill Hicks isn't able to respond so i'll do it for him Go fuck yourself.

  • My first impression is that this guy has to be jewish. Is he playing a tape of people laughing or could people actually be listening to this

  • I can believe people are laughing t this gross shyt !

  • He died way too soon.

  • I followed the economic arguments here. The reality was that Clinton was lucky enough to be serving his terms during the tech boom and before the tech bubble busted. Sometimes the state of the economy is little effected by the pres, but the pres gets the luck of the draw. Don't get me wrong, no denying the absolutely horrid military industrial complex money hole we've been feeding since Johnson, some say Kennedy. We've got to cut that immediately and end USA world imperialism.

  • @JohnsonSocrates Eisenhower warned the American people of the rise of the military industrial complex in his farewell adress to the Nation. Google it & see for yourself so you know what I'm saying is true. It goes back to WWII. If you plot a timeline, you will notice an exponential pattern in the frequency of global conflict increasing relitive the deflation of the American $.1933's when it all started. There is also a correlation to the amount of equipment & munitions used. the truth us ugly

  • This covers both the G's.........Gross and Genius.

  • Bil you were the best and you left us way too soon!

    Also you were way too easy on Limbow in this routine!

  • @Thopter Yea, because idiots like you inhabit it! I wish I was up in heaven at his pent house estate, smoking joints, playing guitar, fucking the nice beautifule women, and ejactulate chocolate, as we talk about the unsustainable stupidity of the human nation!

  • @CattleRanch - You are the poster boy for every reason why Bill Hicks is a god of hilarity.

  • well that ruined my appitite lol

  • Holy shit, this is Bill Hicks at his best. A genius.

  • Oh my god I laughed my goddamn ass off when the first time I heard this......How fucking relevant for today is Hicks? God I wish I could have seen him.....If I could trip or smoke or drink with one person ever it'd be Bill Hicks.....

  • Haha There is seriously no group in all the world's societies that's more delusional than right-wing Christian Republicans. Like you support a party that cares nothing about you or your family. You support a party that deregulates Wall Street which in-turn destroys the economy. Then you continue to support them as they steal your hard-earned tax dollars to fund the multimillion dollar bonuses of the CEOs and Hedge Fund Manager's as they slash jobs, pensions, benefits, and salaries. Wow...

  • @em129836 Let's not let the Democrats off the hook for their half of the mess we're in. GLBA of 99 repealed Glass Steagall, the CFMA of 2000, also passed under Clinton, allowed derivatives to continue to be unregulated. And despite the BUDGET surplus, national debt still rose by nearly a trillion under Clinton...

    And Obama isn't exactly overhauling the banking system either soooo seems to me we got us a shit pile with a line drawn on it. It don't matter which side is a tiny bit less stinky.

  • Bill was poisoned with polonium cigarettes by the govt...

  • 16 people like to lay in a tub and get pissed on.

  • The last 10 years has proven the rep/con pyramid scheme to be just that. Bush tax cuts. However, what is the economy like? See how that works? The economy should be BOOMING right now! Hasn't been since Clinton left office. Yet some people keep believing the rep/con lies. They aren't stupid or brainwashed, huh? (roll eyes)

  • @CattleRanche Yep, ignore the pyramid scheme that you love, I am the stupid one! (roll eyes) Debt goes up under repubs too, check out the jump from 2000-2008! I don't hear you disproving anything I have said! How has that give to the rich program been working out?

  • @CattleRanche Dumb rednecks like you are what keeps our country stupid, you are our national embarrassment. Why don't you and the rest of the dumb hillbillies all pack up and move to Alaska. There is plenty of room for you morons there. Hell, start your own country......the rest of us would not miss you at all.

  • @NewYorkCityUSA7 LOL...fuck you Yank! Fucking OWS moron I would imagine. You fuckers just hate America don't you?

  • @CattleRanche OWS is basically about how Wall St and rich corporations have fucked us over by gambling with our money, sending jobs overseas, and buying our corrupt politicians who then draft legislation that aids the rich and fucks everyone else. I know it hurts your brain to think so don't bother, just stay blissfully stupid. Fucking idiot.

  • @NewYorkCityUSA7 You really are one naive son of a bitch aren't you? How does it feel to have those limpdick morons on your side. If you hate capitalism so much why don't you move your lazy ass to Europe or communist Russia? You fucking liberals don't have the sense of a fucking mole. You hate anyone who has accumulated anything or has worked for anything. Oh well? The typical entitlement state thinking that has made you people the scourge of the country and the reason you fucktards are so hated

  • @CattleRanche This coming from the loudmouth who thinks that caring about other human beings is a stoning offense.

  • @BoredomCorner ????? You have been on the crackpipe one too many times numbnuts.

  • @CattleRanche Oh and maybe you haven't noticed, but most of the country SUPPORTS Occupy and hates the Tea Party lunatics.

  • @CattleRanche You really are mind numbingly stupid, but then again most right wingers are. Nobody gives a shit about how much other people accumulate. The problem is with these people who have bought our politicians which has made our government corrupt. These same people have also shipped American jobs overseas to people who work for shit pay. I'm sure a moron like you loves that though. Do me a favor and don't respond to me anymore, I have no patience for your stupidity.

  • @NewYorkCityUSA7 Now, now, leave CattleRanche alone.

    It's not nice to tease the developmentally disabled. He can't help it that he's dumber than a sack of hair. It's his genetic legacy. Seriously, you can't expect simple logic and reasoning skills from someone whose entire family tree only has two surnames in it for the last 6 generations.

    And let's face it, he's struggling futilely to hang on to the white-male privilege by being a corporate cheerleader. He's happy with his crumbs.

  • @ciaochowbella True, I actually feel sorry for small minded people like him. Limbaugh is a sack of shit mental patient, but he's smart enough to know that taking advantage of the hate, fear and stupidity of his moronic listeners is extremely profitable. Imagine the madness that goes on in these people's minds, they sit around waiting for his show to start so they can be told who and what to hate that day; what a pathetic way to live.

  • @NewYorkCityUSA7 Rush isn't smart. He's a cunning bully.

    As for his moronic listeners, they're a mindless lot who are kept under control with fear-mongering and buzzwords that confirm their deeply held suspicion that anyone who isn't white, Christian and poorly educated is out to get them.

  • @NewYorkCityUSA7 I bet your life is fucking miserable.

  • @CattleRanche Actually it's fantastic, but thanks for asking Sparky.  Trust me, you would kill your mother to trade lives with me.

  • @NewYorkCityUSA7 Now that's funny. You're a liberal living in New York. What could possibly be "fantastic" about that? I might fuck YOUR mother to prevent trading places with you.....that would be as far as anything "motherly" might go. Thought you were "done" responding???

  • @CattleRanche LOL, your stupidity amuses me :-)

  • @CattleRanche You do realize that Russia is capatilist now, don't you?

  • @CattleRanche You do realize that many OWS protesters are American veterans and servicemen, right?

  • @CattleRanche Just FYI, the debt that you claim Obama has incurred was inherited from Bush.

    When Bush first got in office we HAD NO DEBT. We had a surplus under Clinton.

    So, it didn't take 232 years to accumulate that debt. It only took 8 measly years of Bush filling his war chest, deregulating banks and lowering taxes on the rich to create the $14 trillion debt that he left for Obama to clean up.

    Sweetie, you're cutting off your nose to spite your face if you support the right wing.

  • @ciaochowbella not true. we had plenty of debt under Clinton. What you are thinking of is the yearly budget, which Clinton left with a surplus. The debt however has been growing for a very long time, but really started accelerating during the Reagan era.

  • @ciaochowbella Bitch, you can't be as stupid as you sound. Slick Willy was handed 12 years of Reagen and Bush Sr's economics and a booming ecomony. The budget was balanced due to the Republican House and Newt Gingrich...NOT CLINTON. LaCurandero is exactly right about the "yearly bugdget" The overall debt which was about 6 Trillion and took 280 plus years to accumulate went to 15 Trillion in just 3 years with your numbnut King Hussein. Liberalism is a cancer and I will always treat as such

  • @CattleRanche The budget was balanced because the Democratic majority in 1993 passed the Budget Reconciliation Act and they had to balance the budget. Republicans get lucky like that. Just like the Democrats action of passing the American Recovery Act stopped a depression and now has us with almost 2 straight years of private sector job growth. Republicans were elected in the middle of that, and had nothing to do with it. The only thing they've accomplished was getting a downgrade to AA+.

  • @neoviking69 Honestly it sounds as if Bill Hicks is more libertarian than liberal, as in both of the parties suck and are detached.

  • @neoviking69 haha. like there is a difference between the parties. ratings don't matter because they are made up by the same people that made up the parties. try agian

  • @neoviking69 That stimulus package didn't stop jack squat. That is some bs democrat talking points pretending they did something. Neither party has a moral high ground on the economy. They both do the same thing just give different reasons why. Also the democrats are more responsible for the downgrade.

  • @nadeau

    Pretty much every economist in the world disagrees with you, but go ahead and keep acting like you know what you're talking about. S&P explicitly said that the downgrade was a result of republican obstructionism. It's amazing that people who watch Bill Hicks can be this uninformed.

  • @nadeau Those are verifiable lies.

  • @neoviking69 you're delusional and gullible. we're in a depression and no amount of number play will change that.

    but go on and believe what the government and newspapers tell you.