Minecraft - Stronghold Episode 1

[minecraftman45]

He says "He grabs the raw beef", but it's a pig.... it's pork

[nothing51286]

1:19 for floating block of sand

[zx240186]

level seed please!!

[Drpineapple100]

lots of detail...

[epicdeathpie]

THESE PEOPLE ARE SO GOOD DONT YOU THINK

[2564651jcr]

lol he kills the pig and grabs the raw beef? intresting pig u got there

[jdiger101]

I have a question for Minecrafters... Who gave birth to Steve? I have been wondering.

[Winkwright]

@jdiger101 Steve's mom, duh.

[jdiger101]

@Winkwright ...REALLY!....I NEVER KNEW!!! (I'm not five. I think I knew that.)

[DJTOP111]

he grabs the raw beef! from a pig?

[xTheSweetyMan]

haha i really REALLY want to play bastion now xD thanks curse!

[ivanhlb]

Raw beef from pigs. Wow Logic 101.

[itisme61]

"Lonely tree" ?? there are two more in the background

[SolidSnake684]

I love Bastion, and Minecraft. Therefore love this video. Great job

[CrimsonRaiderMC]

Oh my god, will you people shut the fuck up about the beef and steve thing. It's awesome either way.

[foofis44]

raw beef??



[Cylly1512]

*Raw Porkchop you meant?

[insertsarcasticname]

Bastion

[CR055H41RZ]

@insertsarcasticname stole ma words

[bulletchoas]

raw beef from a pig???

[legacythe34th]

last i checked, pigs drop pork, not beef...

[HabitualCheese]

Loving Bastion feel...

[TheEw23]

@DNFDubstep first of all dubstep sucks and second of all beef comes from cows and pork comes from pigs

[DNFDubstep]

News flash. Pigs are made of beef.

[mattjones090]

This shit is funnier than the yogscast

[SaberStarGaming]

XD just like bastion

[BWBlackwing]

Pigs have beef now?

[theblackpixieJTHM]

DISLIKE!

[LurkTheDarK]

Shit I could narrate better, with a better voice too.

[jonsolo32]

Gettin beef from a pig... LIKE A BOSS!

[Mrg3ck0]

"he waits" I would have started digging underground to find some stone to make stone pickaxe and then try to find some ore.

[fatturtlepie]

Comon Dirt Huts Ftw!!!

[fatturtlepie]

"its a wonder the leaves are still floating"

NOPE its minecraft -____-

[SlowSlowSloth]

@fatturtlepie You're stupid...

[fatturtlepie]

@SlowSlowSloth well someone sure knows how to be a douche

[coolguylstan]

I feel like this may have been better if morgan freeman were the narrator.

[zerik12]

nailed it.

[Madlore22]

Such a great video, really getting that bastion vibe and I can only help but think...why all the hate?

[Thealanbraveheart]

very good video i was seting and thinking if i will go back and play minecraft but new watching that i thinke i will good one

[9esferas1]

the turn page effect of yours traveling-video-stuff is like a billion times better than this cheap fade effect ...

[Dwarking30]

this really brings the feeling back into minecraft, you guys are epic well done cant wait for more

[MinecraftLink3D]

He turns around... and notices the chickens sneaking in to ambush him. He knows what to do. He runs. He dies. The chickens feasted on flesh that night.

[emodemon68]

if you got the credits in minecraft you'll understand this

[yaroslavsky]

*cough*Bastion*cough*

[stickbombstudios]

@yaroslavsky no shit, Sherlock

[maui0895]

this reminds me of first play of minecraft i just hide under a dirt block and wait for the sun out while scared of sounds of mobs outside i miss that day .....

[UprootedEagle]

Guys, I think this is supposed to have some comical intentions to it.

[Yemmuh4444]

Narrated by Clint Eastwood

[MattyBoysWorld]

If that voice was in every day minecraft i would like it then in five mins I would restart minecraft.

Examples:

"he mines diamonds but lava falls"

"he dies"

"he uses toomanyitems (what a cheat that kid was)"

[f1freak2727]

So confused what is the point?

[UprootedEagle]

@f1freak2727 More or less a parody of the game Bastion.

[MrBloodproduction]

every time I watch this all I can think of is "Thank you captain obvious"

[cling61]

how does he get raw beef from a pig?

[jimmmyz169]

Any chance to get rid of the fog to see the nice sunny day.

[BeagleBoyJ]

wtf tis like bastion lol

[evenios]

classic stuff right here. love the narration :-p

[nucleardaydreams]

Durp....he's blacked himself out in his shelter

[nucleardaydreams]

It's a Wonder the Leaves are still floatin'

[Promethiustehawesome]

A lot of people probably havent played Bastion and therefore do not understand the video

[bearjewify]

I just watchd the first few seconds and as soon as the music and VO started I thought "Red from Shawshank Redemption?" :'D

[WhatTheD3rp]

Well man, good job, whoda thunk it?

No matter what anyone else says, i thought it was pretty awesome.

But yeh, That beef bit was the only problem in my opinion.

=]

[RealDeadlykid]

thats much wood from 1 tree :l

[CeaddasLaw]

i wish this was how minecraft actually started

[CeaddasLaw]

this is aweome in every way

[Privateerblack]

Huh. I guess the narrator likes Randy Newman's style.

[JohnathanDoesStuff]

This is kind of depressing. Now if anyone wants to do this, except better, they will be copying this piece of crud. Make sure you proofread the script, and maybe do less cuts.

[lBookWormI]

@JohnathanDoesStuff F u man F u... This is awesome

[OnlineGamer422]

look at 2:06 is that a bridge in the background? LOL

[1slayerpikmin1]

LOL



[roxolagszefside]

like the music

[Allegog]

"And he waits"

he waits

waits

s

me:pffrrrpt BUAHHAHAHA WHAT?!

[TheLEGOmaniac27]

Why is it called "Stronghold" If there's no actual Stronghold?!

[EgoLTR]

He's not 'the player', everyone knows he's called steve

[Elmach2MN2]

@EgoLTR You spelled it wrong, it's Steve?, not steve.

[PeterBara95]

@EgoLTR OBJECTION! The player has no name, for it is supposed to represent you. The only times he is called steve is in the pocket edition, and even Notch just calls him "Steve?" with a noticeable question mark.

[FiqussFTW]

@EgoLTR not officially.

[TheForeigner1997]

@EgoLTR 69 likes. Hehe.

[tigerhippie1]

"These hills can be dangerous"...... ?

[Rbloxman]

he punches the wood with his bare hands...

[8BITADDICTION]

beef comes from cows

[flarn2006]

I see the player you mean.

[Rafael701tore]

MC i love it but it could have more blocks like chais to sit, tabbles, cameras, etc..

[LegolessVideos]

>Kills Pig

>>Grabs raw beef

[Thenotsopros]

i get the reference lol

[starice32]

A proper story is supposed to start at the beginning. It ain't so simple on this one.

[Steves99er]

wow beef from pig what a wierd pig?!



[TheKumidori]

whats wrong with you, this narrator is epic

[oOoSandwich247oOo]

Why does this remind me of Shawshank redemption?

[TheMasterInfernal]

Shut up and take my... dislike.

[BrutalCompany666]

Mountain sheep! 1:22

[Izon22]

maybe if the narration wasn't so boring it'd be better

[mwstudios11]

wow. just... wow.

[mattrocde]

did anyone else like that he called it a Work bench and not a Crafting table?

[NitroTrucksRule]

watching this makes me depressed....

[ModderWarfare2]

WHY SO MANY DISLIKES



[computr80]

@ModderWarfare2 I agree WHY SO MANY DISLIKES

[DasPenguin85]

In soviet Russia, pig drops beef!

[WolfySnackrib666]

I hate, I hate, I hate fucking minecraft videos that has youtube commercials. And that's like 99.9 % of all motherfucking minecraft videos!!!

[computr80]

@WolfySnackrib666 fuck you

[WolfySnackrib666]

@computr80 Oh, you love commercials on youtube you fucking Santa Clause?

[papercut9000]

player punches wood with his bear hands bear grizzs does that too

[SeikenLegend]

"He picks up the raw beef"

That's pork... from a pig...

"The player finds a lonely tree in the barren lands"

There are like 5 trees behind him LOL

"The player keeps on walking"

The player stops just as he said that.

LOL

[EffingTank]

@SeikenLegend I think it's... never mind

[SuperWestSider]

@SeikenLegend Does it feel better for you? To try to mess some good job's reputation?

[FortuneHunters]

What's the name of the shader mod?

[mrfakemustachio]

No man thats a pig, that should be a meme.

[MrWildbox]

u know what just add more quotes to the blocky vid have a better texture pack and ur good to go

[marith012]

what was that



[SaffireXtreme]

Wait..how would he be able to build a house with all that wood??? he punched 1 small tree xD!!

[Merrovean]

And now... we wait.

[fearandregret123]

i love minecraft.

[familymovies2000]

he killed a pig narrator sais: he picks up the beef ????? no pigs drop porkchops

[RidzRSBuddy]

Why so many thumps down?

[dannyboyalpha]

@RidzRSBuddy It's not a very good video, lots of mistakes on the narrator, and it's kind of boring.

[Evandigital]

@dannyboyalpha thats. the. point.

[robengland1998]

This just in, narrator!

PORK COMES FROM CREEPERS!

[tehminator]

Was the voice actor Batman?!?! O__O

[Paniolz]

Bastion...

[Elviloh]

minecraft is growing old...same things again and again and again...

[JoachimVampire]

@Elviloh wwwwwh wh whhaaat!? it NEVER be the same thing again and again and again..

[ev1lbunny26]

get g-man from half life 2 / 1 .. rofl

[Richa2059]

*Narrated for the visually impaired. :/

[Mushelox]

"Bastion" narration ;)

[FriendlyDragonface]

Whats the seed?

[reedman2328]

U cheated u only had 4 peaces of wood

*so...*

[reedman2328]

FAIL

[reedman2328]

U get beef from cows and prok of pigs!

*U dont say*

[meregaspawn]

Beef? From a pig? Damn. He punched the big till it was a cow. Also, I personally think the narration was... well... pretty bad, he sounded like he was trying WAY to hard to narrate.

[TheTwiggsMGW]

@meregaspawn have you played Bastion? he's imitating the narrator from that. And the pig-beef error was pretty pathetic. I feel like that's something they should have noticed pre-editing.

[Promethiustehawesome]

This is pretty awesome

[JoshBrenne]

Fuck you, Curse. You don't even make a link to Variede, the one that made this.

[YokeOfTheDamed]

PIG BEEF SOUNDS TAAAAAAYSTAYYYY

[minuatar]

beef? beef? what is this sorcery? Burn him I say, burn him. And get the cooked beef...

[JIPMinecraft]

pig are not cows...bacon is not beef

[ZZorroxZ]

I think that this wouldn´t be as funny if i hadn´t played bastion :) thats just the feeling i get anyways :D

[TheRey119]

1:21 there is floating sand, im telling jeb

[dryice100]

raw beef from a pig huh?

[Mockatt]

@dryice100 Oh well. It's still a good video.

[CanFly2798]

@dryice100 Hey.. this is Minecraft.. they have a mod for that.

[strawberyfieldsforev]

that theres pork

[OfficialWillEP]

I don't care what people say. It's funny. It seems a lot of people don't get the sarcasm being so critical. lol

[Goldenoah]

Kool! :]

[czarekdupa]

how do pigs drop beef shouldn't they drop pork

[l5p4ngl312]

He grabs the raw *pork

[Roflmaqrux]

Could have gotten a better voice actor... Doesn't sound like the one from Bastion at all, sounds like he has a cold, most of all...

[ninjafrog666]

Now we just need Morgan Freeman to narrate it and we've got a masterpiece!

[killimoto]

@ninjafrog666 Morgan Freeman doesn't narrate, he's god... Go get Samuel L Jackson if you want a proper narration

[Megaflame10]

@ninjafrog666 Wow wow wow, hold on there.

Why not the actual narrator of Bastion? Logan Cunningham. And I'm not surprised that Youtube knows who Logan Cunningham is because it's not being underlined in red.

[d88man]

0:30 "the player walks up the pig, kills it' 'grabs its RAW BEEF'

Good logic bro

[diablo98188]

@d88man I was just about to post that :D

[XDRosenheim]

Wow... hold on, is people going crazy just couse he says a pig drops beef? C'Mon!

[EvilBobSauce2012]

pigs drop beef?

[weaver2109]

This sucks.

[bobbypoo]

...raw beef from a pig?

[Tetsuoken1]

Pigs drop beef?

[fearlessfreak7]

Raw Beef . . . From a pig . . .

[sweepea38]

Pig does not have beef... Y U NO KNOW YOUR ANIMALS AND MEETS?!?!?

[plastic14407]

@sweepea38 WHY DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR.

*why

*you

*Meats*

[ThaRetardoFishie]

@plastic14407 Y U NO KNOW INTERNET MEMES?

[plastic14407]

@ThaRetardoFishie I do. you still spelled meat wrong.

[ThaRetardoFishie]

@plastic14407 ... Wrong person

[TheStonerofTruth]

@sweepea38 Y U NO SPELL MEAT RIGHT?!?!?!

[kangerkilla]

there are tree behind the tree he destroys



[roxolagszefside]

dude, I got so emotional ;(

[kotekargula]

So, look at the huge and awesome mountain at 2:10 and PLEASE!!! say what SEED is this because I want to build a nice castle on top of this mountain!! PPLLEEASSSEE!!

[diablo98188]

@kotekargula Just about any seed with the 1.1 generation will make epic mountains like that, you just have toe xplore

[anting004]

You guys should really find a script writer to make this work, you basicly say exactly what's happening...

[plastic14407]

@anting004 That's the point. It is supposed to be like bastion. Look it up

[YoshiTheyosh123]

Bastion ;)

[excellentsamuraid]

Picked up the Raw Beef....

[EndingHumanity]

The video's okay for being Curse, but overall it's not too strong. The narrator doesn't put any emotion into his speech, which was too bland anyway. The music doesn't work very well to the narration or the idea, anyway. The coloring was off as well, but not enough to drag the video down too much. Overall it's a 6/10; good idea, but not so well executed.

Anyone 'hating' on genuine reviews ought to be ashamed; just because the video's based on Minecraft doesn't mean it's automatically a 10/10.

[AshkirMC]

not very good to be honest, but minecraft ftw!

[22Alec2222]

That was great. haha



[slaughterbrother2]

cool

[hudacheck]

It was obnoxious at first, but near the end I ended up REALLY liking this video :) A thumb and a favorite.

[genie888bark]

Ok, I have two words for anyone who came here to hate. GET OUT. Yeesh, if you don't like it, don't say anything at ALL. Me, I like this perfectly fine. Others, not so much. And the people who ARE going against them, THEY ARE TROLLS. Giving them attention is like giving them power.