"You can take the children...but you leave me my monkey"

[Buxenwolf2]

they originally wanted will ferrel as the lead, reilly killed it! =]

[lilkae86]

Love this fucker man!!!

[maplesyrupgl]

It's not a monkey.

[Scottrolenmvp]

Step Bros was WAY funnier!

[ShadyFro8]

"So what, so he can cut your dreams in half like he did mine?" -Dewey's dad

[disneyfannrkrb]

when dewey is on the bus sitting next to the monkey, and says "you took her side everytime,all you care about is fruit and touching yourself,well FUCK YOU",and leaves the monkey to sit by himself.hahahahah

[inforockstar]

The wrong kid died!

[inforockstar]

Of course I believe in you Dewey! I just know your gonna fail!

[inforockstar]

I'm his twelve year old girlfriend! lol

[jakeeySG97]

press 8 LOL!

[SuperSonicdude777]

john c riley's funniest movie ever

[patriotrower]

"If anything, you need me! You're a baby!"

[TrappedUnderIceCream]

i am going to beat off....my demons.

[willscomix]

WRONG KID DIED.

[ImMrFeelGood]

what about that time you woke up in the middle of the night and drank up all the milk.

[Mowglieboy69]

"If anything, you need me. You're a baby!"

I've never laughed as hard in my life as I did when I watched this movie for the first time while stoned with my brother.

[6blanks]

1 person must have gotten their monkey taken... so sad

[zimmawoman]

"you're just sittin' there, all high and mighty in your diaper..."

[eamon4800]

DONT YOU DARE TAKE MILES!!!!!

[utdfortreble]

I remember watching the trailers on my flight from atlanta to munich and when I heard the magic words: "leave me my monkey!" I knew I just had to watch it.

[mrjibbo44]

ya, my name is miles

[LeviathanMist]

Parent of the century.

[ImaKurtsie]

Haha.

"Your a baby!"

[paraman90]

they said "we'll pay you $10,000 dollars". Then I said "No, your gonna give me that giraffe"

[99inflames]

i like the part that comes up next, something like "so i cant cheat on you but its ok for you to drink up all the milk" lol that part was really funny "is that what this is about?" lol great movie

[utdfordouble]

lol, i'm afraid i don't take pictures of every moment of my life. it happened though.

[utdfordouble]

I was on a plane watching the various trailers when I heard that golden sentence: "you can take the children, but you leave me my monkey." And I knew I had a new favourite movie.

[89angdf]

You don't want part of this shit!

[nxlife]

One of best movie I ever seen !!

[lilzondeck100]

ha!

[CalmDraven]

you can take my money you can take my house but you leave me my monkey ^_^

[XKathy09X]

Dewey: Please dont leave me edith

Edith: "Dont leave me Edith?" Now theres a title for a song

Dewey *crys* thats not a bad title, but please dont leave me!!!

lol

[jayjayzon]

@XKathy09X

[BojiBlast]

does dewey seem unhappy to you?

[bthtfoot]

That was early dewey this is middle dewey

[AsG1989]

you just sittin there all high and mighty in your diaper

[AnthonyWeston]

I'm telling you, I've had it. I've had it with all this crap. You took her side every time. All you care about is fruit and touching yourself. Well, fuck you!

[Woworrunescape]

ya! and u didnt once pay for drugs

[OfficerChance]

hahahahahaha thats the best

[KeithIsPissedOffabiX]

Lmao.

[dfbhcf]

0:08 - 0:22

LMAO!!

[alwaysco0ol]

hahahahahahahahahahahaaa

very funny

[ghottogh]

hahahaha :D

[MrPostman10]

epic

[Beatboxer3lliot]

Don't you DARE take miles!

[pablo93gb]

hahahaha

se la rifo

love this part

[rbtl90]

epic

[LauraKalmari21]

LOVE YOU KRISTEN! :D <3

[simonartsrecords]

HAHHAHAHA! GG

[alex12andr]

is he zoofile y he take the monkey

[hate420breed]

dull.

[bpakabrian]

hahaha this is going to be the best movie for a long long time

[elpaso65]

hahha verry nice movie

[Jewcygrl]

they chose the cutest kids for this scene!

[swanton0rulez]

you can take my children but you leave me my monkey

[AmericanResolve2]

lol, the monkey is his son

[hardyboysrock]

so wats the film with him and tht women singin the song tht sounds rude

[koya25555]

monkey monkey! is mine

[dzaznchiq]

LOL!

[samdnarg]

If that doesn't give one an epiphany to go buy a monkey, then I don't know what will! Can't wait to see this movie!

[Ciklide]

all high and mighty in your dyper!

HAHA! it's a freaking baby! what should he do!? HAHA! great vid!

[monk54321]

Instant classic. Favorited.

[megalisstudio]

Leave me my MONKEY--that is fucking classic!!

[videoguyy]

I think John C. Reily is going to win the oscar this year for best actor. This scene is really heavy.

[AirTimmith]

is there any bond more solid than that between a man and his monkey?

No.

No there is not.

[JanekJG]

like the old saying goes...'everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey.'

[langerCAN]

I'm not gonna lie, that last part made me cry a bit. Just brings up so many emotions.

[tenac46]

leave me my monkey

[byrdsss]

A movie with The Beatles and a monkey....AWESOME!

[Orionsaint]

damn he loves that monkey lol!

[dylanh182]

hahahahahaaha dude thats just tooo dam funnny