Classic Bernard Manning (Part 1)

[geezer732]

what is racism its not giving a person a job because there colour or creed is different from your own.its beating a person up,its openly insulting them its refusing to associate with them. its many things,but then black and asiain people are racists too.back in the mists of time a person from another village person would be shunned. my own father moved from leeds with the raf to a rural community near an airbase.he was never accepted by local people.bernard manning was a jew,and a very funny man

[sorova]

Fat racist cunt..

[mcrayfourd]

if you don't like it don't fucking watch it TWATS

[GWR4079]

absolute legend

[Baldrick1955]

genios



[G666leSh666le]

Hatred of others is actually a form of self abuse

[MrGeeaach]

@G666leSh666le lol how is it self abuse? I dont understand how that works?

[Daazbee]

@G666leSh666le Did you read that in Cosmo?

[toby8stores]

Meet me half way, by a fucking ticket, that cracked me up

[3rdKray]

Yeah the irish can take jokes, most probably because the ones that live in England actually work, unlike the 10-to-a house polish fucks who claim benefits off the taxpayer, then complain when Comedians are making jokes. Fucking lazy cunts.

[minimalist34]

@3rdKray get out... your not making manning look any better

[ojideagu]

@3rdKray Most Polish people work damn hard. I have Polish friends and met a lot of them, and they all work damn hard, a lot harder than the average English person. But keep up the ignorant bigotry, it shows in your liking of this fat racist cunt.

[MidlandNinja]

Other footage of Manning's performances show black and Asian people in the audience which proves that he wasn't a nasty racist who was trying to persecute ethnic minorities

[ojideagu]

@1Thompsonmusic Respect must be earned, regardless of age. This man deserved little respect. And this generation does like "racist" jokes as long as they are balanced and ironic. Family guy is one of the most popular comedies in the world and it's full of racist jokes. So is little Britain.

[davycrocketful]

i liked him and laughed at all his jokes...R.I.P bernard...

[medwards8820]

Awesome

[FrankieM1974]

Well i was about to put a comment on but all i can see is endless tit for tat shite written here and fuck all constructive. Grow up kids....

[Derry266]

Im Iriash and want to soot the fat C**t...lol but love his comedy him and chubs seen them over the years, to take these guy's thick is sad, brill comedians right up there with best, R.I.P Bernard.

[danathor99]

@ojideagu Naa, i'm not blind enough to look past the fact it's a character and a "put-on"... You're getting hung up about nothing. there's plenty of other things in the world more important than a fat, dead comedian called Bernard Manning

[ojideagu]

@danathor99 how fucking gullible are you? Plenty of people say "one of my friends is black"

[GoldIsFreedom]

David Starkey is right - Britain is a white country,

[Wildebeeste7]

If it's funny you laugh. And this man was hilarious!

[BENTLEYQUAMP]

The truth is Britain has become a multi-cultural,multi-racial shit hole....everyoe knows it!...lefty wankers have destroyed what this country was....RIP Britain.

[danathor99]

@BENTLEYQUAMP Ermmm more like right wing stupid... They wanted as many immigrants over here for work and taxes, it started in the 80's... If you want to slag something off at least know what you're talking about, oh and stop reading The Sun...

[BENTLEYQUAMP]

@danathor99 ..whatever you smug lefty twat!...

[ojideagu]

@BENTLEYQUAMP Do you know how many immigrants helped support the NHS and stop it collapsing? Of course not, you're an ignorant fool

[ojideagu]

@BENTLEYQUAMP Go and shaft Nick Griffin

[BENTLEYQUAMP]

@ojideagu ..You`re hilarious!....

[BENTLEYQUAMP]

@ojideagu ..Pal you have me wrong...I have no problem with the people who came here in the 60`s and 70`s to work in the NHS...it`s the 2 million labour let in that get to me....muzzies claiming asylum, then want US to change to suit them...and the armies of eastern European pikeys who go straight onto benefits.

[ojideagu]

@BENTLEYQUAMP I know plenty of Polish and eastern Europeans and they work far harder than the average English person. Polish people helped win the war and have been here since the war ended.

[BENTLEYQUAMP]

@ojideagu yeah whatever!....fucking lefty!....

[BENTLEYQUAMP]

@ojideagu And I know plenty of thieving aids-ridden blacks.....who come here for free treatment

[danathor99]

@BENTLEYQUAMP Lol lefty twat? You've got no fucking clue, stop thinking politics is your game and go back to reading The Sun you uneducated moron.

[BENTLEYQUAMP]

@danathor99 ..lol..listen sad bastard,,,you`ve clearly got no friends or life...spend all your time on yt being "clever"..go find some porn sad bastard,,.,.have a tug on me!

[danathor99]

@BENTLEYQUAMP Haha ok keyboard warrior!

[BENTLEYQUAMP]

@danathor99 ...nice comeback troll!...

[sadduck28]

@ojideagu  not gonna happen mate , he's dead

[lorri789]

Haven't laughed so much in ages.....

[kiwikidsarerockinit]

You creepy socialist liberals just cant deal with the fact that he was a funny man, IT IS COMEDY NOT POLITICS and always need to bring in politics.. how weird are you you moronic liberal brits have always blamed the BNP for race problems in the UK when it has actually been your liberal leftist, communist government that has controlled your country for the past 30 years and THAT is the only reason you have a multicultral hell hole where everyone hates each other and a dumbed down society.

[SafcLad2k]

@kiwikidsarerockinit We have a communist government??

[Punk1984Rock]

@kiwikidsarerockinit Well said mate, this country really is a shithole now

[kiwikidsarerockinit]

One of the very best, if not the best! RIP Bernie

[Backinblack10001]

God bless mr manning. To anyone who didn't like him...as he explained in great detail at the end,"it's all an act, I've made billions of people laugh...if you don't find me funny ... G E T F U C K E D!!!"

[liquidfxx]

R i P :)X

[containment983]

yes, i absorbed all the opinions and have tried to assimilate them as best i can with my limited intellect and simply dreadful personality. i think one of the problems that seems to arise here is that the things in the sky aren't always the answer!!!!!!! sometimes you need to look only slightly above your eye level to see where the new conduit is lusting after!!! and i think this, and many other issues (dont get me started on the beaches!) seem to be sliding this mind tank onto a plate!

[349quinman]

Bearnard you are the best.

[BurntToastVault]

Why is the colour shit for so long until the very end of this clip??? Fuck you poster and your avant garde approach to video editing!

[BunnySpangle1]

A stupid racist shit but a funny stupid racist shit.

[Ratchet936]

search for "Bernard Manning Video Collection" on the pirate bay to get all the full videos

[jelleyman123]

there wont be another bernard. rip xx

[rolfharrisable]

Still brilliant-RIP big Bernie

[MrKevinthatcher]

The best! Rip

[carlton754]

doesnt matter if you like him or not, he was entitled to say what he liked, and fuck off to anybody who doesnt like it. you dont like it then fuck off

[sophie97163]

Remember the time and he was blue...good joke.. blacks like him.and he wouldn't do it of he didn't like um...

[Dungarth]

..I'm Asian (born and brought up in London since 1981) and I think Bernard Manning was HILARIOUS. Believe me White people...you're not the only people who think Britain has turned to complete shit in the last 10-15 years or so. Some of us immigrants who were born here feel exactly the same way..I don't want political correctness..I want Britain to feel like how it felt in the 80s and 90s, I actually miss being racially abused lol

[ajwills27]

@Dungarth you make me laugh but nod my head in approval, where did it go wrong?

[ojideagu]

@Dungarth You're either a self hating Sikh or a racist with a fake account. Now piss off.

[jimmy2k4o]

@Dungarth awryt then (insert racist joke here)

[leedsstyle]

Ha ha wish i wa born in that age its spot the fucking white man now a days

[Ow3n86]

Personally I find this comedian very oldschool in his material (I guess its because I'm not from his era), but I respect this man for entertaining many generations. He has fulfilled a wonderful life with a successful entertainment career, and THAT is why I respect him. RIP Bernard, and ignore the shallow-life haters.

[ojideagu]

@1Thompsonmusic Interesting how often people defend racism by bringing up political correctness. And this twat Bernard Manning actually insulted my dad who is black at a gig, so my dad walked out. And no my dad didn't pay to see him, he just was on the bill. So he can rot in his grave.

[MegaPinklady84]

@ojideagu you are a clown the bloke made a living out of it and you are a minoritry as many races visited the embassy club and your father knew what was coming so stop moaning or dont type it in to watch it you fucking idiot

[ojideagu]

@MegaPinklady84 Fuck off. This man was a fat bigot. And I wish my dad had knocked him out that night. I'm a minority? 99% of black and asians hated this racist fat cunt.

[MegaPinklady84]

@ojideagu is that why so many went to see him,people like you make me laugh why watch it if your going to moan about it and he was not the only person he made jokes of he took the piss out of himself so stop writing rubbish and get a life

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[ojideagu]

@MegaPinklady84 Try getting off Bernard's dick for 5 minutes and open your eyes. I have no problem with balanced racist jokes. When did this fat cunt ever insult white English working class? Never, because they financed this prick.

[heyyouthere4]

I couldn't eat a whole Paki!

[heyyouthere4]

Now we got Azerbaijanis, what the fuck do they sell? Ha ha ha! RIP Bernard you're still offending sanctimonious dickweeds!

[enos218]

Racist twat,glad hes gone,the dinosaour,with racist jokes.Bernard was in denial the racist fat arse shit head.

[azz111]

@enos218 Like he says at the end GET FUCKED!!!

[enos218]

@azz111 You have proved the point...bigots are NASTY.

[poulsontheprick]

@enos218 Thankyou Mary Whitehouse.Was it cold in the ground this morning ?

[steevo51]

A fat Peter Griffin looking cunt leaning on a mic stand, someone moved it and he came up with poisoned turkey and died of type 2 diabetes - the fat cunt

[Jim0734]

Great fun!

[jimmenlybobble]

all you people who hate bernard are wankers ,and dont understand comedy he is a comedien, simple, and today chris rock eddie murphy the list goes on and on take the piss out of white people and they get stars in hollywood and i find them funny as its comedy

[smithdvr]

we now live in a country where you cant say shit,guys like bernard are LEGENDS and we should`nt listen to these fuck wits at the top.Has bernard would say "if you dont like it,FUCK OFF AND GO LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE".The true people of Britain have a sense of humour unlike the rest of the world.We can take the piss out of each other and laugh about it,not fucking kill over it.

[bobsurgranny]

@smithdvr i agree well said a jokes a joke.

[lovewillfreeyou]

@smithdvr oh you must be the big man with the big talk yeah..... cor fucking legend my arse. stupid silly ugly perverted looking fat hairy mong looking cunt. if he wanted real laughs he should have got his kit off, all that dirty meat and no gravy.....and he is all your ducky !

[smithdvr]

@lovewillfreeyou very funny man is bernard,not like you dizzy cunt.who do you think is funny then come on tell us your comedians who make you laugh.i like how you have attacked how he looked,your against his humour but you go around insulting people you fucking hypocrite.

[lovewillfreeyou]

@smithdvr well as much as i would love to talk shit with a prick like yourself, when you decide to use all your brain and not just the piss hole left there from watching fat boy to much then we can carry this on. so you love the mans mouth but not the man hey, and im the hypocrite.....well you are a talented boy aint ya ! im not just one sided, i hate every bit of the fat cunt, not just bits. i think your kinda funny so you would be my choice of comedy, so what ya waiting for nazi, strip !

[ajwills27]

@lovewillfreeyou you never answered his question idiot.

[lovewillfreeyou]

@ajwills27 go fuck yourself you silly mothers cunt, how dare you stick your mini baby dick into something that dosent involve you. now play play on the video and carry on wanking over good ole bern..... fucking idiot.

[ajwills27]

@lovewillfreeyou wow did you just learn how to spell swear words? Seems like they make up all of your comments.

You dont have a point to make, you didnt answer his question so keep your lip buttoned

[hindyisalegend]

@smithdvr You fuking fascist prick. If you think this is funny you aren't a "true person of Britain." People shud be tajin the piss out of that fat batard.

[smithdvr]

@hindyisalegend learn how to spell you fucking nail.

[ojideagu]

@smithdvr How many funny racist jokes did old uncle Bernard say about white English people? Can count them on one hand.

[smithdvr]

@ojideagu hey are you a catholic priest,i bet your family never ask you to babysit then.

now fuck off and fiddle with yourself.

[ojideagu]

@smithdvr Don't you have an EDL march to get ready for?

[derbyshireism]

they do not make them like that today pure magic!!!!!!!!!

[jimmy2k4o]

the "that mans father is my fathers son" doesn't make sense if he is talking to a mirror, the man he is reffering to could only be his son ie your son if that mans father is my fathers son which means my father is that mans grandfather and i am his father, really think about it

[undrugged]

@jimmy2k4o Youre right. Many people think it is "me" - but you're right, he is looking at his own son.

[jimmy2k4o]

@undrugged thank you, took me about a hour to work that out and another hour to articulate it into 500 characters or less haha didnt think people would be able to decript my gibberish there and understand my thought process

[baxtjon]

@jimmy2k4o It's not that difficult

[jimmy2k4o]

@baxtjon yeah ano i could do it it 1 minute now but first time i was working it out I was a quite stoned which made it much harder

[baxtjon]

@jimmy2k4o Ha ha I bet it was!

[UNITEWAD]

Ha Ha love You C U IN DA CIUB. DJ(UNITE)MC MOSTON MANCHESTER UK

[RaeRae914]

7:05 LMAO love it funny shit :)

[MonkeymagicsMum]

Funny! And if any black/Jewish/Pakistani fellow wants to laugh at anti-white jokes, be my guest! Whatever floats your boat. It's all harmless fun..

[sugarydonkey]

@MonkeymagicsMum No, no it isn't. Nothing harmless about it. It's vile.

[RaeRae914]

Best ever :) xx

[jimmyb316]

95 people are living next door to a paki

[scyllaandcharybdis]

What a fat overweight triple chinned bastard.. all those who 'Like' Bernard Manning and lick his hairy balls like the dogs you are

[YoureGuilty]

Calm down, fuckers. Look, here's a joke for ye: What do you call a fat, white, greasy, illiterate, racist, pig ugly dog...? stiff DEAD! Hey, all you anti PC people calm the fuck down. It's a joke. It's one of his as well.

[YoureGuilty]

BM's either telling lies or had terminal memory problems. He say's they're jokes...never take 'em seriously. Well he tells a different story during his interview with Mrs. Merton. Check this /watch?v=umrao84ZEJU

[UNITEWAD]

KEEP The Effin EGG! lol.

[UNITEWAD]

Ha ha lol ,Yes! Nicest man R.I.P Bernard, must pop in the Embassey for a pint and Game A Pool .

[Lava91point0]

humor is humor, but it's pretty fucked up to see people laughing their assess off at someone who's getting paid to be ignorant. If you did it in the street you'd end up gettin knifed or a black eye, on stage it;s perfectly fine. Society has completely lost the plot

[danfrost313]

@Lava91point0 Hang on, you're saying that being racist will lead you to getting stabbed. Are you saying that race has something to do with knife crime? I think you are. Get out of here with your hypocrisy.

[Lava91point0]

Learn to spell before you try and counter an argument, and don't put words into my mouth. I don't condone knife crime nor racism i'm just speaking figuratively, people are laughing at a guy making racist jokes meanwhile someone else has just been murdered in a race hate crime. It's ridiculous, this shouldn't be allowed so don't talk to me about hypocracy. @danfrost313

[danfrost313]

@Lava91point0 I think you will find that nothing was misspelled in my comment. Maybe you'd like to learn to read, however.

Well, either way you sling it, it still appeared that way. Also, I wasn't trying to counter any argument, I couldn't give a shit what you were arguing about. I'm just saying that you mentioning a knife is something that can easily be attributed to a racism.

[Lava91point0]

Hypocracy* not Hypocrisy. Well getting stabbed for being racist is no different than getting killed because of your race, so maybe you're right. @danfrost313

[Lava91point0]

That doesn't make me a hypocrit, because i wouldn't do that but my point is racism doesn't belong, period we're in the 21'st century. enough!!!@danfrost313

[MrSHIZZLE4u]

This fat ugly fucker is overrated. I dropped by here coz I read about him and he was supposed to be all that........but this dead ugly fucker is crap. LOL. Dickhead.

[totes32]

@JooJooBnutz nothing self rightous about me i'm total anti rasict,no exceptions also its very easy to write abuse on the internet,i wouldn't lower myself as you have done.

[totes32]

@JooJooBnutz wow that hurt,why dont you open your window and have a go at the blacks in the street. all forms of racism must be confronted,that includes small minded idiots who laugh at the rants of this racist.

[kicktothebass]

does anybody know where I could find footage of telling a joke something along the lines of giving a man mouth to arse instead of mouth to mouth?

[DanQuinnPlayersClub]

Wish he was still here to tell the polish to "FUCK OFF"

[RowanB86]

I watched his videos out of pure interest. Why have I commented? Well, why has anyone commented?

[rsiljackzil]

hes a comedian his job is to make people laugh if you cant take a simple joke why are you even bothering watching his videos idiots.

[RowanB86]

He promotes bigotry and racism, so he's a troublemaker. Simple as that. If he's so talented, why are all his jokes based on bigotry? It's similar to someone that's always sarcastic or bases all their humour on sheer crudity.

[lickstickly]

well was open minded enough to give this a whirl and ... absolute unimaginative racism, give me Eddie Izzard, Dave Chapppelle, Bill Bailey or Dylan Moran any day over this tripe, this is just comedy for people who have no sense of humour but like to laugh

[RowanB86]

@lickstickly

Sounds like a fair assessment to me. Anyone can write jokes like that and parrot them to idiots. Then again, he's a huge success, so you'd think he had some kind of talent, but I'm not impressed. All seems very simple to me.

[Zanyzo22]

Straight talking to the end. My grandad said what he wanted and so do I, freedom of speech is what its all about. I don't giva a bollox I will say what I want when I want! Your a long time dead to pussy foot around lol

[Sh0ckmaster]

The message at the end says it all :D

[FakePlasticShrimp]

i like him, we need to laugh at you for being a pakki, me for being english, and yanks for being fat.. it's all good why the fuck can't we laugh at who we are and stereotypes anymore?

[Dave4shelly]

Simply stunning comic. Very sorely missed, no pc madness, just simply funny.

[megalithix]

ssssssssssssssssssssssick

[TheRascolians]

NIcest man I ever stopped for speeding....made me drop the book of tickets he was so funny....sad loss when he died.

[MrSjd1966]

Bernhard Manning was the best comedian britain,s ever had, all them other comics that slag him off are only fucking jellous, you never get comics today telling jokes,their just telling observation jokes, like Peter Kay, who,s always got his mother in the crowd, how fucking uncool is that.

[QueenReigns1]

Now this man was funny...who have we got now?

Frankie Fucking Boyle..what a ginger prick!

[mrthrifty]

Typical feminist

[Doyley1991]

absolute fuckin legend

[totes32]

i'm irish and this guy's a cunt.

so thick were the irish they bombed the bollocks out of london!

[ButherLi55ett]

@totes32 I don't know if you're serious or it's one of his jokes? But it's a terrible argument, terrorism largely kills innocent people, it's not very clever at all. I agree he is a cunt, clearly racist and xenophobic, it's a shame really he has a very good delivery in my opinion and the racism isn't necessary it's purely opportunist in fact it probably went quite a way to making him a lot of money.

[gazza18881967]

@totes32 - @totes32 - What a lovely comment.

Also, your grammar hasn't helped the "thick" Irish stereotype ;-) lol..... Grow up!!!

[totes32]

@gazza18881967

nothing wrong with the grammer its straight and to the point,no place for bigots and racists.

fuck off to the pub with the BNP!

[gazza18881967]

@totes32 - Why would I want to go to the pub with the BNP, when I'm black.

You're too sensitive and take it for what it is...... jokes!!!

[totes32]

@gazza18881967

no joke here,who tagged the the thick irish steroetype on us?

ans...the english and people like you think it great to have cheap laughs from a racist bigot,if you are black which i doubt then shame on you just goggle his so called "N" jokes.

[burberrycap13]

@totes32 shut up you pikey cunt

[totes32]

@burberrycap13

username says it all,god bless you on your lotto win ballbag!

[burberrycap13]

@totes32 get out ya caravan al fight ya for a fiver

[totes32]

@burberrycap13

your mum & dad make you wear a cap so you know which end to wipe.

[burberrycap13]

@totes32 silly cunt father ted

[totes32]

@burberrycap13 no no you mean funny cunt alf garnett

[burberrycap13]

@totes32 gay fag

[totes32]

@burberrycap13

happy cigarette?

fuck me ballbag if you wanna be a comedian give up now!

[burberrycap13]

@totes32 whats difference between an irish man and an english man, english men arnt as thick

[totes32]

@burberrycap13

arnt ..... and you say the irish are thick,did you go to burberrycap school for the arsewipes.

any english person reading the posts you have left would know you have low self-esteem as well as an i.q. and are a complete and utter embarrassment.

its late go to bed,pull your bottom lip over the head then swallow and maybe if you survive you can a family gatherering on the jeremy kyle show in the morning.

[burberrycap13]

@totes32 u gay bro? u make no sense you pikey cunt

[BaileyCork]

We used to tell these jokes in primary school oO

[humanshieldchorus]

my god, this is just awful

[Adammski30]

he is a legend ;-)

[leedumett444]

what a legend.

[mrpolaroid123]

Just because he says what the rest of us think it, doesn't make it wrong. hilarious guy!

[CrimsoNShadovv]

@mrpolaroid123 Oh so you know what everyone thinks?

[mrpolaroid123]

@CrimsoNShadovv Your question really has no point??? It was a generalised statement, not a fact.

[CrimsoNShadovv]

@mrpolaroid123 It was a rhetorical question.

[Kryykk]

Isn't this fat bastard dead yet?

[JD13826]

@Kryykk 18 June 2007 (aged 76)

[LandB2312]

@Kryykk shut up ye paki loooooooool

[BryanAJParry]

@Kryykk Erm.. yes. He died a few years ago.