Youtube Poop: Billy Mays Promotes Hardcore Drug Addiction

[WestPictures]

Only Billy Mays can yell FAP while he's fapping

[pmk4343]

1:51 I'm eating !!!!!!!

[ShawdowPrincess05]

Billy mays: fap fap fap fap fap

Billy mays mom: What are you doing?

Billy mays: nothing

Billy mays mom: Are you jacking off?

Billy mays: no go away fap fap fap fap fap fap

[JohntheNonCultist]

I fap with my thumbs up, too.

[ThePortalmen]

LOL Stop watching Familly guy, and start Streaking

[Mattydo9000]

Head Shot 2:17

[Mattydo9000]

Billy Mays Magazine 2:03

[tiosopaman]

that is one hot BMILF

[iAussieGuy]

Billy mays is fapping off to billy mays, i love it :D.

[Yumifreak3]

"Stop watchin family guy!" FUCK YAHH BILLY!!!! 8D

[SuperScaryZombie]

This got flagged because this was promoting drug abuse.

[ExternalTooth]

You can bathe in your own excrement?!!?! :DDD FUCK YEAHHHHH

[Anon371]

"We'll send you drugs whenever you need em, free for life"

HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

[mattyh50]

*Fap fap fap* 'NOTHING! =D' *Fap fap fap*

[XboxAnnihilator]

Geez Billy's mom is such a nag

[lulzonmeplz]

@cs188 Dude, you're the best youtube pooper out there!

[Lynk4Lyfe]

Cs188 was jacking off to billy mays right before radicalfaith360 knocked on his door =3

[DragonslayerII]

"Billy, what are you doing on the toilet?!"

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* "...Nothing! Taking a big SHIT!"

LOL

[oaklandraiders299]

16 people are jacking off to billy mays

[mjgamerboy]

Billy's mom has gotta get that wig checked out.

[curtisj240]

ear rape at the end

[a1sauses]

lol, keep click at 0:59....FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH

[SuperScaryZombie]

This was flagged for drug abuse.

[nickcollins1989]

awesome vid

[Destro088]

im 23 and live with my mom.......

[cs188]

@Destro088 Me too! High five!

[Destro088]

@cs188 OMG !!!!!!The Infamous cs188 commented on my post I've already gotten what i wanted for christmas.your vids are great they keep my throughly entertained on the subway 2 and from the joj and on the joj and at home pretty much anywhere at anytime!!!!!

[akirasovan]

@cs188 Me too...

[The3ninjakids]

Billy's Mom has a Beer Belly

[wanderingrandomer]

Well, you know what sucks. You Americans got Billy Mays, you know what we got? Fucking Barry Scott for Cillit Bang! :(

[Squisidee]

So billy mays has a sexual attraction to billy mays, and is his own mother.

So, he has an oedipus complex?

[SnivySnake]

Damn you cs188, I was drinking soda before I saw those scenes with Billy's Mom, then it was all over my monitor after laughing so hard.

[MuunNuttall]

@cs188 we wanna see billy mays shit blaster!

[shakenbaken1493]

Flagged?

[cs188]

@shakenbaken1493 OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, YOUTUBE

[surfrzrule1]

Fiddle diddle with sisters nipples lol

[arowerlikenoother]

@surfrzrule1 Nice ... :-)

[pepsi596]

Why was this video age restricted? XD

[NeostheAncientOne]

0:08

o Feel the touch of a female

o Move into your own apartment

o Stop spending 12+ hour on Youtube every day

x Fiddle Diddle with sister's nipples.

...But wouldn't he have felt the touch of a woman?

[Oliverpianista]

Jajajajajajajajajahaj fap fap fap fap

[TheWaffleLords]

I was laugh Like mad or was that the pot i bought from billy mays lol

[MrMiscellaneous808]

who puts their thumb up when fapping???

[DennisMallen99]

@MrMiscellaneous808 certainly not me... I use rosy palm.

[XxchrisisbetterxX]

BILLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING fap fap fap NOTHING ARE YOU JACKING OFF TO BILLY MAYS AGAIN fap NO GO AWAY tooooooo funny

[nuclearneo577]

I want a life time subscription to the Billy Mays Magazine.

[gartnavel89]

"It's a doozy... Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap!"

I almost passed out from laughing so hard!

[jbsucksballs1000]

I wish i could get free pot for life...

[MaxwellSage]

This is really good.

[IAmInHurt]

i thought my Billy mays Ytps was good lol. you crushed my dreams while making me laugh my ass off

[MultiBBproductions]

This should be titled "Try watching this without laughing", then we'd have one of those videos that's actually funny. I watch this everyday. I don't have a life, no. The difference is I admit it!

[tooawesome2bereal]

LOL @ "Fiddle diddle with sister's nipples" being ticked. (ahh, cs188 is actually micheal rosen!!)

[UndefeatableTwilight]

Don't eat an apple while watching this. I warn you.

[EchoBoomer1987]

I'm dying at the "Are you jacking off to Billy Mays again?" XD

[theknightswhosayfrak]

My ribs hurt so bad.

[TehComentar]

1:03 look theirs Silver... but he's green and small.

[MrKURT911]

if you time it right, you can press "9" fast enough and he ask something very personal

[TheJimmyrock007]

How can he jack off himself?

[TheJimmyrock007]

Fap fal fap fap fap...

[Pyewackettt]

BilLY. What are you doING?

NothING!

[jimmyjimbo72]

Best. YTP. Ever.

[irmesia]

Press 0 for "Hi..Billy Mays is here to ask you.."

Press 1 for "You're not doing anything!"

Press 2 for " Hang and Hold"

Press 3 for "...To Billy Mays"

Press 4 for "The big city drug station"

Press 5 for "Ever you need them FREE'

Press 6 for "*instructional video missing*"

Press 7 for "with Drugs!"

Press 8 for *fap*

Press 9 for "Are you addicted?"

[BrOnXBADGUY]

@irmesia did you Encyst trying the suicide ladder?

[foiz5000]

This video makes me wanna fap to billy mays

[theMariofan345]

Of course Billies mom can hear him fapping hes advertising it out loud.

[Duckyworth1]

'I can bathe in my own excrement'?! Oh my God, that part made me laugh for HOURS!

[The3ninjakids]

press 1 for life Satisfacation

press 2 for Billy watching Billy Mays

press 3 for "The Bearded Lady" (Billy's Mom)

Press 4 for The Big City Drug Station

Press 5 for "Whenever u need them"

press 6 for Missing Video

press 7 for what you'll be saying after u do drugs

press 8 for Billy Jacking off on the Toilet

press 9 for That guy for the Drug Book

press 0 for "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!"

[XxcrumpgraalianxX]

Intriducing the drug station the *FAP* and easy way

[robertsfunny1995]

It's funny because you'd have to be on drugs to watch Family Guy.

[seriousbees]

excrement is something im really passionate about

[loois]

give this man an internets

[Howcast26]

The fap part was funny!

[MultiDragoon123]

wtf illegal drugs for free o.O!? YAY! :D :D

[keltkilt]

only billy mays could jack off with his thumb up :D

[ssworm35]

1832 people jack off to Billy Mays!

[rainbowheydrich]

Yay!

[Latvietis96]

drugs free..for life 

[LtBriJMAC]

I love how Billy faps

[Paool3107]

This video has convinced me to both start up an addiction to dangerous and expensive illegal drugs, and to start jacking of to billy mays.

[0oDarkLordRevano0]

At least we got to fiddle-diddle with our sisters nipples.

[trueshinobi01]

Lol, I'm 22, virgin, and live with mom. Fapping is a great hobbie! Love this YTP!

[Devinalex1998]

Wow this is hilarious I have a friend who's account name is xEKxslayerman it be cool if ud maybe watched sum his ytps and commented on those

[BeybeyUnicorno]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[wilric01]

the awkward moment when Billy Mays walks in on Billy Mays.

[ranikade3]

do you really have a degree in digital animation?

[Turtleproof]

When he says "heroin" it's like a dog howling.

[Turtleproof]

@Turtleproof My capcha phrase was, "bating." B) B) B)

[FednoDarc]

Cs188 = awesome badass

[Projectdie]

This is, without doubt, the funniest YTP I have EVER seen. Out of thousands. CS, your work is hillarious...no painfully hysterical.

[AlphaD0gAnt0ne]

Billy Loves Scat

[TheGhostFart]

nice use of a college degree lmao

[ForerunnerConstruct]

So Billy Mays is his own mother and he jacks off to himself... Makes sense.

[faselblaDer3te]

@ForerunnerConstruct

Talk about incest...

[IRLSM1337ful]

I can bathe in my own excrement

[alexbeathaloreach]

hfghfghfghfgh

[aasouls]

fiddle diddle with sister's nipples technically is feeling the touch of a female

[MorbidDeath73]

i find this surprisingly easy to masturbate to

[DragonslayerII]

Press 3 repeatedly to make Billy May's Mom *fap*

[JokerChocobo]

0:35....

[mk741]

Stop watching Family Guy.

Just another wise piece of advice from Billy Mays.

[cubehead978]

It's funny because he had a heart attack due to a cocaine overdose

[wizardkas]

did any see the goals

(unchecked) feel the touch of female

(unchecked) get my own apparement

(unchecked) stop spend +12 hours on YouTube everday

(checked) fiddle-diddle with sister's nipples

WTF!

[Digitalsp33r]

So you achieved the goal of Fiddle Diddling with your sister's nipples then?

[Berryberry600]

Billy May's mom has a beard? O.o

[cs188]

@Berryberry600 That's the strangest thing you noticed out of the entire video?

[Berryberry600]

@cs188 Well it's just kinda weird.



[Berryberry600]

Billy May's mom has a beard O.o

[WestPictures]

I like how Billy Mays yells the word FAP while he faps

[chumshot1]

Are you jacking off to BILLY MAYS again?!!!

NO. Go AWaY.

[6425gorda]

stop spending 12+ hours on youtube is not my life goal

[ihatestairs17]

*fap*

[itsthemexicanguy]

Best poop ever in general. Walrusguy could never have competed.

[hellraiser5671]

apparently most peoples life goals is to fiddle diddle with their sisters nipples

[faselblaDer3te]

Probably the best Billy Mays poop ever made. Ever.

[WestPictures]

Only Billy Mays could yell "FAP" repeatedly while he faps.....to himself.

[drummer4life133]

"billy! what are you doing on the toilet?! nothinggg! taking a big shit! you'd better not be jacking off to billy mays in there!" ROFLOL

[flashfire320]

billy mays is still alive living secretly!!! thumbs up if you believe!!!

[D0oMblAsT]

Imagine if there was a cs188 movie. oh man.

[ricardoriffoc]

you need to start doing drugs right now to the FUN back in your life - i died

[HolyDiver1]

I turned 23 today, and I still live with my mom and jack off to Billy Mays.

[bigbagofbabies]

Billy Mays is my hero

[funstuff14100]

RIP Billy, TV isn't the same without you.

[CubeJackal]

I have the weirdest boner

[FacePwn64]

Keep pressing 3 for PROFIT

[stellabluelulu]

fiddle diddle with sister's nipples.....

[zmcgzm]

Billy Mays with a wig, doesn't want billy mays to jack off to a billy mays commercial... what the fuck is going on here?

[njriv]

Press 8 for infinite fapping

[jatonium]

i lol'd

[Nightfox00rougehero]

The Billy Mays multi parts are so XD Its to die loling for!

[gsdfczx]

Bllly Mays masturbating to Billy Mays?

BILLCEPTION.

(Lame Joke.)

[keltkilt]

@gsdfczx no billy mays just entered his own portal lol

[9Mexico9]

miss dis guy

[all0nc0mbat]

1:00 FAP

[1AdanProductions]

0:35 to 0:38 on repeat = my ringtone

[Sicproductions1]

This is so fucking funny

[NefariousEvildoer]

I think I read somewhere that cocaine was found in Billy May's bloodstream after he died.

Good to know he took his own advice on this video.

[wringer4]

I think you owe a lot of people a new pair of underwear for making them crap themselves laughing.

[ImperialLobster]

I love how his bedroom is also the bathroom

[HadaMelusina]

billy's mom XDDD

[BrendonSmall456]

One word

subscribed

[Thorgeirn]

You can really understand this best with headphones everyone. This is hilarious.

[mattyh50]

Im 23 tomorrow and I live with my dad XDDDDD

[16andlovinit]

i can streak while sober, so ha!

[Daghead]

I'm 22, and the first 3 points make my goals list exactly.

[PlamMinister]

My favorite part was "It's a doozey..."

[COFFEE7890]

So... Billy Mays told Billy Mays to stop fapping off to Billy Mays?

[jr88fan100]

when he was fapping i laughed so hard that i almost pissed my pants

[ChristineThePikachuA]

@SupImShaz: Oh..

[ChristineThePikachuA]

I CAN BATHE MY OWN EXCREMENT.

Where did "Excrement" come from on the videos?

[9000Dogs]

You are in college? OMG but good vids though!

[jigthh]

Rest in peace Billy Mays.

[jeffbaker199]

have you ever seen Kiss X sis the life goals here are the same as the main characters and he HAS fiddle diddle his sisters nipples. watch "Kiss X Sis" it's hilarious

[CadaCat]

Spyguysx you shut the fuck up i'm autistic!

[AngryPunkPixie]

Whoever jacks off that loudly ....

[Gtyyler]

drugs in youtube poop? That just explains too much.

[TPRacingKG]

Fapfapfapfap XD

[Magnus2340]

Billy Mays jacks off to himself apparently. Lol.

[undisputed4life]

Wait... Billy Mays is watching Billy Mays and fapping to Billy Mays then Billy Mays walks in on Billy Mays fapping to Billy Mays?

[JackTR21]

@undisputed4life Is that like Mayception?

[Ermac203]

did you know cocaine was a factor in billy mays death?

[RockBand2Freak78]

@Ermac203 yup they found cocaine in his blood or something when he died.

[xJencenoX]

With my favorite! ...MUSHROOMS, COCAINE, weed, ECSTACY, AND HEROINE!

[YesIm10]

"Are you jacking off to Billy Mays AGAIN?"

[YesIm10]

No acid, meth, or crack?

Billy, I am dissapoint.

[Rick132500]

@YesIm10 acid is best