New Zealand bum tattoo auction goes global

[oldenglishpipesmoker]

ahoy there... savage fibbing gutter monkey.,it is documented fact that you darkies are still podging your own siblings,our brave church men and women,brought you an education,language and current buns but you still insist on incest,..tally ho !!

[oldenglishpipesmoker]

ahoy there..mate..?..how dare you consider your self my matey,bloody nerve,..i wonder ,are you native.? or maybe the son of a pound pom,or maybe a member of your past family was thrown from the shores of old England for stealing bread to feed his hungry children..tally ho !!

[maiaxoxDxo]

Haha calander girls won

[goldiedawn17]

Is she related to Shrek...how about "Slap here and ride the ripples"...x :)

[RichardPapen1]

typical new zealander..fat and struggling. (sorry)

[3ashiqOmak]

Should have a cigarette in her mouth, so the artist does not accidentally do her face.

[Wh47n0w1517]

A tattoo "Kilroy Was Here".....=)

[Nomoreidsleft]

Good thing it's an auction, and not charged by the square foot.

[GabberzSkate]

@Nomoreidsleft HAHAHAHAHAHAA, I THINK I GET IT. LOL, IS IT BECUASE SHE'S KINDA FAT?

[NazishDiPetrova]

Get the auctioners face on it.

[furybach347]

Just a W, space and a W will suffice- the O is already there!!!

[YasminAimeeJ]

I hope they draw a cock.

[oldenglishpipesmoker]

@YasminAimeeJ lol..yeh a big one !!!!

[ANZUS777]

@oldenglishpipesmoker you must be a britisher with hairy armpits and rotten teeth.

[oldenglishpipesmoker]

@ANZUS777 ahoy there..english dear boy ..your comment i fear is aimed at the working class,i my self am not working class,..tally ho !!

[ANZUS777]

@oldenglishpipesmoker so you don't bathe then, just fluff yer self up with powder do ya?

[oldenglishpipesmoker]

@ANZUS777 ahoy there..,good lord dirk you speak like a savage,are you one of those native darkie chaps.?..tally ho !!

[ANZUS777]

@oldenglishpipesmoker you don't answer a question with a question mate. That is simply not on.

[oldenglishpipesmoker]

@ANZUS777 ahoy there that savage...,gone so soon? shame dear boy,my butler Singh has put the kettle on and is toasting a round of muffins...tally ho !!

[ANZUS777]

@oldenglishpipesmoker no I am still here. But, I can't spend all my time on YT as I am working to overthrow the man, and that takes a lot of time.

Yes, I consider you my mate, because we all bleed red. We be the same you and I is.

[oldenglishpipesmoker]

@ANZUS777 ahoy there..English dear boy,my blood is blue..tally ho !!

[ANZUS777]

@oldenglishpipesmoker so does that mean you are part of the upper crust who like to line breed then? You know the family tree that has many branches as yer average street light?

[oldenglishpipesmoker]

@ANZUS777 ahoy there savage..all my horses',dogs are mainly line bred,whilst were on the subject of line breeding,is there a pecking order as to who goes first on your cousins/sisters/brothers, ie..father on youngest daughter,then eldest son,then youngest son,on sister ,then eldest cousins etc,and how does line breeding in your tribe,affect the overall ambience of the derby and joan club......tally ho !!

[ANZUS777]

@oldenglishpipesmoker I expect your projecting your 'blue blooded' methods of keeping yer lines 'pure' on us of the unwashed masses. Unlike you my fine friend of blue blood sexual relations with siblings or parentage is highly frowned upon. Looked down upon even. I know, I know you probably don't believe me. But, I swear to you, it's true. We even have age limits on those we can date. I know, again you are probably thinking 'the gutter monkey is really fibbing."

[robertghouston]

I heard about a couple of UK guys who charge to have temporary tatttoos put on their face - now, that's enterprising........ getting a permanent tattoo on your butt where no-one is likely to see it, is just silly and a waste of money...

[locouk]

I think the oldest joke in the book would be apt with this.. "WOW"

Excuse the pun, butt.. Lmao

[vickyboy96]

lol never knew that selling your butt cheeks would make you get cash!

[Yogsoggeth]

Dear Winner,

Please Do Something Stupid!

Signed,

Youtubers.

[Dhintheman]

it sounds a good idea, to pay her bills, but is not something I would do.

[KAZEEMA91]

I'LL BET SHE GETS THEM REMOVED

[IFuzionDesignz]

id just put "Aids ---->> "

[krakken120]

i bet the winner will give her "insert 0 here" lol

[regergekowns]

wow i should do that

[JtsFtwPk]

LOL