Diablo Lore In A Minute

[2Pals1Show]

They couldn't explain the whole Diablo lore in half an hour talking this speed

[Theninjafrmhell]

Diablo is a good game.

[TheSkitzophrenics]

Diablo deserves so much more :(

[Zuwze]

Not sure if want.

[gregorygumpas]

as much as i like dodger that wasnt funny at all.

[eLoveSC2]

skip the beginning, watch from 1:04. DODGER FTW

[Pylver]

Awesome except WRONG :(

[N3CR1S]

Isn't this the voice from that cute nerdy girl that does all the math scribbles?

[siphensypher]

Best ending ever you stab yourself with a rock.

[Legoldos]

I swear I heard there "with help of Monks who wank"

[Dryzenkov]

this was stupid... more like lore for hipsters

[magnusee]

this is so wrong!!! Read the story ffs. 

[eraser175]

I fucking love dodger 0.o

[seafireofatlantis]

soulstone........ world of warcraft much?



[richarddavidj]

@seafireofatlantis Except Diablo predates WoW.

[seafireofatlantis]

@richarddavidj i know i meant world of warcraft is packed with unoriginal ideas, still love it though

[DruzzillandRo]

@seafireofatlantis

Diablo was made before warcraft.

[seafireofatlantis]

@DruzzillandRo i know this its just that its funny to see how many unoriginal ideas wow has

[Allabaster84]

@seafireofatlantis Diablo was made by the same company, and was released after Warcraft II. Given this was before you turned 10, I am unsurprised that you didn't know that a game released in 97 predated a game released in 2003.

[seafireofatlantis]

@Allabaster84 I know i meant it the other way around meaning wow ripped of diablo despite the fact that theyre both made by blizzard

[TheWarboss7]

Awesome, is Diablo 3 out yet?

[Trollek1984]

General information for those who play D2 and never heard about D1 ;)

[PcProGamer999]

THIS IS STOLEN

[FLYkargo]

@PcProGamer999 You think a Youtube partner steal GTFO N00B

[PcProGamer999]

@FLYkargo This is made by the guys on the channel "lore"

[FLYkargo]

@PcProGamer999 I know but the Gamestation is those who basicly med lore, plus gamestation is a Youtube Partner and youtube partners are not allowed to steal

[MrGoblue85]

Haha just awesome

[TwinDragons310]

You rock!

[jlawton22]

Fucking shit explanation misses everything important out....

[SethyxIII]

I R POSSESED

[profitfever]

This is kinda funny in a lame way. Haha the kings fat, AHAHA I MADE FUNNY. Did I mention the kings fat?! At least get it right, the king had leet mad skills, Diablo couldn't possess him fully, he wasn't defeated he was executed, advisor was possessed and sent the men to a false war and kidnaped the kings son. I suppose your video does what it says on the tin, but the fact your female doesn't stop it being epic fail. Next time try two minutes k?!

[electricbayonet2]

@profitfever Yeah...a lot of detail is sacrificed presumably for the sake of comedy, and a fair bit of it isn't right. Oh well. Entertaining anyway.

[OSpartan1170]

Girls can't do stuff lawl

[Maper555]

gears of war 3

[nbaietti]

dodger looks cute...

[GunnyBobbunny]

Great, now I get to look for the rest of the transcript.

[smexyhotnl]

this was so dry xD

[KimbraDiaz95]

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[tkossak81]

Lol funny video :)

[forrenz]

... Crap. Now I wanna go play croquet. Lousy French archdemons...

[VicioussGaming]

yah sounds right alot of people getting fuked over sounds good

[KeldanByrd]

I<3Dodger



[Sapphiredragon1000]

You should do Diablo 2 lore in a minute! :D

[bertagenta]

Your "have Fun" sunds like GLADoS

[belittle12]

SoulStone: Apply directly to forehead.

[Hodovnik]

Great vid !

[ScypehrrX]

Hey keklolgloar

I have a question

ASSHOLE?

[keklolgloat]

check force strategy gaming for a REAL lore walkthrough.

this thing sucks cocks.

stick to the kitchen.

[Hodovnik]

@keklolgloat go kill urself dude

[Edosephiroth]

@keklolgloat I'll disregard that, since you suck cocks!

[wrightsprite]

@keklolgloat i hope you get raped by a flaming ball of the babies you killed.

[daeronyg]

this is SO good. please do more. pretty please with whipped cream flowing like waterfalls with a cherry on top.

[WAGGADOODLE]

i want more of thiiis :D

[HellPerro]

Love this video, hahahah



[Shadowrunner6969]

Oh, man, as if I need anymore reason to let me know I'm a pathetic nerd was this one-minute summary of what kind of candy-ass derp I am. Thanks, guys, awesome video. I think I'm going to try to bathe myself in testosterone soon.

[mrdudepersonguy]

so is mephisto the main antagonist of Diablo 3?

[imanoobx4]

@mrdudepersonguy idk he might be but im sure killing him and making him burn up into lil crispy bone blood fountain bits its pretty leathal even for prime evils

[wikings23]

diablo :') best ever!

[sojiki]

lool so true



[ServelatKnekten]

Diablo sent me

[juanibirisss]

Hey there's mising the dark exile part and the arreat summit thing!!!... or that's part of D2?

[blackrideryc]

DO THIS WITH MORTAL KOMBAT!

[cristicbz]

So the three prime evils were in a field or whatever one time, picking flowers and doing generally evil vacation nonsense, when an archangel named Tyrael appeared in all of his heavenly smugness and with the aid of monks - who one can only assume are generally badass - trapped the prime evil Lord of Terror, known as Diablo, with his soulstone - the existence of which will later seem like a terrible idea.

[cristicbz]

They bury him and smack a labyrinthean monastery on top because jeez, I mean, it might as well be safe when, as video game lore luck will have it, centuries later the imprisonment has weakened and a generally blobby, useless king devours the monastery and builds a cathedral instead. Meanwhile, his royal advisor, embodying the form of many Disney villains before him, frees Diablo from his rusty weakened failbox and allows the possesion of the lard king.

[cristicbz]

The lard king, suffering from clogged arteries and demon infection, executes a bunch of people while his son is swaddled (?) away to also be possessed by the Lord of Terror. Other general madness ensues, the advisor has an extreme lapse in judgement and leads the entire town to their deaths in the catacombs.

[cristicbz]

The pillow king is defeated by the captain of his army, only to return as the skeleton king because - why not? - and now you, gentle tortured soul wishing to avenge your family, hit the scene and have so much excitement and enjoyment before you that you can barely contain yourself. Have fun!

[Bard0r]

@Squidworld haha, doubt it! x)

[Wyldstylist]

is this footage of an swf game?

[TheSecretCobra]

"Rusty Weekend Fail-Box" XD

[Markaudy]

i love apple!!!

[langhalsen]

This is dablo 2

Fight monsters, portal back to town because you have to sell your shit. Repeat

[iPhap]

Best game ever.

[JJR234]

lol how do u talk so fast

[jdenerre]

Look! It's Dodger!

Dodger Dodger Dodger Dodger Dodger Dodger Dodger Dodger

Diablo, Diablo!

Dodger Dodger Dodger Dodger Dodger Dodger Dodger Dodger

Diablo, Diablo!

Looore, Loore, oh, it's some lore!

[Ardnived]

Lol, only Diablo 1 though?

[OMFGcata]

Dodger should work together with Pride from Lore 4 Noobs on WoW lore

[MrSuperPaly]

next you should make a Mortal Kombat lroe in 3 minutes

[mefox]

lovely :)

[kdub516]

funny as hell, please make a Diablo 2 one

[GrimReverend]

Dodger! This video got featured in The Escapist!

[3nimac]

You should totally do more of these.

[AkimboJoe]

Where did you get the idea the king was fat?

[TheNixzilla]

...........................huh­?

[Kalawan88]

The official Diablo twitter tweeted about this! :D

[ArcaneStallion]

114 people obtained an item enchanted with "The Jackal".

[princesslava15]

Diablo II! Diablo 2!

[yognaught11]

that waz 1:15, not 1:00

[MetallicaPwnsAll]

@yognaught11 Actually a 4 second intro making the commentary video start at :04 seconds while the commentary ends at 1:04. That's a minute.

[PtizaHRO]

not sure if want xD yeah i remember all the "not sure if want" memes :D

thumps up if not sure if not want to want sure if

[harbel123]

more!!!

[Riceyes]

It might answer a few questions but this video also leaves many questions unanswered.

[eirikholst]

Dodger on crack <3

[doe791]

Nicely narrated.

[DrCreeperz]

bwahahah!!! 

[SOADaHead]

105 people aren't losers who got a boner for this video just because she's a girl.

[etubrugtnavntak]

@SOADaHead

Lol you be jealousyousy

[FartandLeave]

copy of igns, "game" in 5 minutes

[BassiveMash]

sssllooooowwwww mooootttioooonnn for non native english speaking people PLZ.

[yaerius]

@BassiveMash or at least give us some subtitles :)

[pegadirty]

Reminds me of Yahtzee :)

[Ranact]

It's only 59 seconds long, I feel cheated! D:

[Rhaygeful]

XD makes me wish i had actually PLAYED diablo 1 and not just skipped over to diablo 2

[EmbeddedGaming]

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[collectivevolution]

This got me all excited for D3 :D

[EasternEuropean86]

I want to jizz on this chick's tits

[acebpg]

do diablo2 please

[mikoscience]

I swear I was waiting for Dodger to do a Mandark laugh at the end.

[MeansDarling]

I liked it, but I wish it was complete. Who cares about spoilers at this point?

[TallKan211]

i like decard cain prank calls very funny

[jeanwana]

best diablo resume ever

[Joronimo]

I bet you can't do World of warcraft in 1 min. lets say The Boring crusade!

[ChipChunk11]

DO D2 LORE!!!

[MrAdolfShitler]

You got it all wrong. Damnd newb. This is what really happened in first Diablo: left click, left click, left click, left click, left click, left click, right click, left click, right click, left click, left click, left click, left click, left click, left click, right click, left click, right click, right click, left click, left click, right click, left click, left click, right click, left click, right click, left click, right click

[TallKan211]

@MrAdolfShitler lmao i broke a mouse when d1 frist came out damm left clicker wore out hahahahah

[llllXeallll]

@MrAdolfShitler lolollolooolololol omg funniest thing ever on youtube. i got a boner from laughing soo much

[SevenBrown01]

@MrAdolfShitler lol. how true how true

[Nebuchadnezzaurus]

@MrAdolfShitler your comment could easily be the wittiest piece I've ever seen (and probably yet to see) on YouTube comments section. Love.

[NonFlyingDutchman]

@MrAdolfShitler

You're bad at Diablo. You gotta bind F1-F8 for quick spells. Also press 1-4 to use potions.

[cristicbz]

@MrAdolfShitler And ocasionally Esc + save-and-exit when you're about to die.

[xXReiichiXx]

@MrAdolfShitler yeah, but doing left click-right click has never been so fun like in Diablo II ^^

[Prodon]

Actually the first three prime evils were only on the field because the lesser evils had ousted them from hell

[Silverwing01]

MOAR LORES!!! Lovin this, quick and str8 to the point... Finish the entire Diablo Lore...

[BabmerChan]

NO NO NO, NO, NO.

THE STORY HAS FAR MORE DEPTH, LADY.

YOU WILL NOT BELITTLE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soulesschain411]

@BabmerChan nope, it really doesnt. its all here.

[Sabored]

Guys, Diablo comes out next week!!

Oh wait, nvm they pushed it back again.

[TheTankman777]

@Sabored STFU idiot! They know what they are doing and want to make it perfect, like they made Starcraft 2.

[darksupersonic09]

female zero punctuation ????

[Zuljincz]

Diablo Is cute :)))) - Woot :D

[MrWaeseL]

'GTFO NOOB'

'u r possessed'

'not sure if want'

Yeah thanks but no thanks

[CriticalHowl]

errr FUUUUUUUUUU~

[eran5005]

I'm in love with Dodger

I think i need to take a number :P

[PetarAtanasov87]

hahahah funny shit

[ManVestige]

no woman tells me about the games i play.

[Alzikspinner]

awesome



[luq124]

Dodger if u will make more of Lore in a minute (pls do more)  could u include a script? there were parts a little hard to understand for not native speakers

[Repter75]

@luq124 Transcript pt. 1:

So the three primevals were in a field or whatever one time, picking flowers and doing generally evil vacation nonsense when an archangel named Tyrael appeared in all of his heavenly smugness and with the aid of monks, who one can assume are generally badass, trapped the primordial lord of terror known as Diablo with his soul stone. The existence of which will later seem like a terrible idea.

[Repter75]

@luq124 Transcript pt 2

They bury him and smack a labyrinth and a monastery on top because jeeze, really might as well be safe when as video game lore luck would have it, centuries later, the imprisonment has weakened and a generally bobbly, useless king devours the monastery and builds a cathedral instead. Meanwhile, his royal advisor, embodying the form of many Disney villains before him, frees Diablo from his rusty, weakened, fail box and allows possession of the lard king.

[Repter75]

@luq124 Transcript pt. 3

The lard king, suffering from clogged arteries and demon infection, executes a bunch of people, while his son is swallowed away to also be possessed by the lord of terror. Other general madness ensues. The advisor has an extreme lapse in judgment and leads the entire town to their death in the catacombs.

[Repter75]

@luq124 Transcript pt. 4

The pillow king is defeated by the captain of his army only to return as the skeleton king because why not? And now you, gentle tortured soul wishing to avenge your family hit the scene and have so much excitement and enjoyment before you that you can barely contain yourself. Have fun.

[luq124]

@Repter75 Thx a lot!

[MsTeamilk]

@luq124 This. I usually understand english well but I barely got two words every ten words. Way too fast.

[TheBadgerChannel]

@luq124 I'm an English major and I could barely understand it. Don't be too alarmed, it's not your comprehension of English that's the problem; it's her determination to keep the video close to only one minute long despite having way too much dialog and therefore having to speed it up.

[310BPM]

@TheBadgerChannel

Really? You could barely understand it? She wasn't even talking that fast.. rofl.

[Bard0r]

@luq124 dude, I'm Norwegian and understood all of it! :)

[S3bz3r0]

@Bard0r So? Because it's easy to you doesn't mean it is to everyone, so if you suspect anyone to struggle with understanding your video because you talk so fast, put subtitles. And you could see how much he struggles with English just with that comment anyway.

[Bard0r]

@S3bz3r0 That's not what I meant by my comment :)

[S3bz3r0]

@Bard0r I'm simply asked why you said that : To boast or to say that subtitles are useless because you understood everything? Anything you meant by your comment is a stupid reply to luq124's comment.

[Bard0r]

@S3bz3r0 heyhey, calm down man! x) I was just saying

[cristicbz]

@luq124 I posted all the text as comments to this video.

[Skullee09]

Im sorry but it was 1:03 u fail!

[jmzhorne]

this it leet

[Bushido0504]

lol this is funny

[tasauri]

well she speak so quick as she s hurry to toilet haha

by this speak even need subtitles for myself.

:(

[Trellac]

Could anyone transcript it for me please? I would like to make some subtitles but I can't understand everything she said. Thanks.

[shaaoooon]

good shit.

[Tentacleed]

Meh

[MrIbanez87]

That's so awesome! Please do the original Starcraft lore!

[DasDude42]

...disliked.

[Contryboy9]

@DasDude42 boo you. Lore is such a pain to learn this is much easier.

[Chucknorrisaurrus]

Well shit, thumbs up if Blizzard sent you here :>

[Doyledeth]

@Chucknorrisaurrus Thumbs down and flagged for asking for thumbs up.

[Chucknorrisaurrus]

@Doyledeth Thumbs down and flagged for being a faggot and wasting his time.

[Doyledeth]

@Chucknorrisaurrus Faggot? So original. I don't expect much more from a, "thumbs up" person.

[Chucknorrisaurrus]

@Doyledeth You aren't worth the thought I would have to put into an original comment.

[killamonjaro]

The videos that have that play button at the start on the screen do not work for me.. Wtf?

[WolfJounin]

Glorious, wuahahaha! The universe will be mine!

[KarxzEntertainment]

Moar!

[swordadpt]

That was hillarious, I give credit where credit is due :-P

[GritimoTheOdd]

Hey, congrats on this, the facebook Diablo 3 page just linked to this

[k73sk]

Not Diablo LORE in 1 minute, but Diablo 1 GAME in 1 minute. I feel like I just got duped.