It started like a teen movie, then went through The Wrong Turn > The House of 1000 corpses > Reptilian creature came > The Black Water > the end is: wtf?! This could be a great movie, but in the end it went bad. One more thing, if that Reptilian and all these fanatics came to the Balkans, they would be long gone.. We're experts at the concentration camps, the most severe torture & slaughter, mass murder & genocides, and not to mention, burying the dead in the mass graves. Greetings from Heaven.
Oh and by the way...you don't have to worry about saying that you saw this THING online cuz it's not illegal. Piracy is the act of making something free to the public that normal has a cost (ie movies, games, tv shows) without the express consent of the distributor of the product or creator. You simply took advantage of a service that is illegal to the poster. Viewing pirated movies is no worse than watching a show in a theater that the cinema didn't attain lawfully. You can't go to jail for t
Haha,don't worry, I usually get my scalp tingly when I sweat....instead of my face itching when I get hot like you. Haha,I am glad I found you...your a great reviewer
Your meltdown in this review makes me realize your acting potential. You could play the Joker or someone who goes off the edge in a psychological film. And even though you made it plainly obvious NOT TO SEE THIS MOVIE, I can't help it, you only made me want to see it more. But I will only try to find it online
dame. All the movie you had review and this is the one that was so bad to you it make you review it out of catritors well you don't need to worriy about me seeing it because it only being show on a few theater as well as the new papers and the TV are not promote it
To late I aready saw it As a fellow film fan and horror movie fan I have to agree that this is the worst movie of the year..Its a disgrace and makes even syfy channel movies looks good...0/5 from me as well
watching your views is weird for me... you seem like... a different person? not in a bad way lol you just seem. different. because i know you. you know
I'm sorry Chris, I couldn't help myself. I saw the movie yesterday and well...I was the only person in the whole theatre and throughout the whole movie, I pretty much turned the experience into an episode of MST3K. Was expecting something like a so bad it's good type film but I didn't get that here. Hated the movie, hated the story, hated the acting and HATED the ending because they just go into the hole and then cut to the next morning, I HATE when filmmakers do that. HATED IT.
It''s playing at my theater and I live in a small southern town in Louisiana of less than 10,000 people. I have NO idea how it got there. I had never even seen a trailer for it before.
I loved this film! It's completely original, the acting is superb, the "creature" is bada**, and it knew what it was! I'm all for "to each, thier own", but come on i' not THAT bad.
if you think of it as just a Sy Fy movie, its not so bad. I have seen worse. Though the ending was rediculous. And why did he chop off the girls foot ??
Dude, I have to see this movie especially if it is as shitty as you claim it is. Sorry, I know you say to not see it but that is like to not look at a car crash. I plan on going to the theatre drunk and watching this piece of garbage.
I'll be giving this one a wide berth then, Chris my friend. And incidentally, you should do more Stuckmann Uncut reviews, I like the extra time devoted to discussing or even ranting about a particular movie. Maybe Tom Chatalbash, Jeremy Jahns, FOTFF and Schmoes will follow suit if they happen to read this, whaddya say guys? ;)
Was just looking at the prices for popcorn and such. It's outrageous! Moved to the Philippines and for the price of a large popcorn me and my wife can see a 3D movie.
It's sad that you had to see this movie chris, Thanks for sitting through this piece of crap for your fans so we don't have to!
I fell like you did what Jeremy did when he talked about Skyline, where after the review I think to myself "Thank god I dodged that bullet! Thank you chris...thank you..." lol
This was hilarious to watch. haha. I watched the preview for 'Creature' and it was pretty horrible. How many times do they have to put the title in the preview? haha. Love this review Chris!
Dude I guess I should say Thank You for preventing me from seein this movie. I got off work early this afternoon and looked at showtimes and saw Creature was all over Fandango. I was tempted to see it. Literally I was really thinking about seeing this. I saw the trailer a couple months ago and it looked like a good red box rental. Now I don't have to even do that. So thanks for giving me the heads up Thanks for saving me an hour and a half
dude why do you hate it so much? its not like if we all had great expectations for it. from the start we all know its a piece of shit movie... anyways i thought the uncut review was a good idea
So, how bad is it compared to regular Sci-Fi (because I refuse to call it SyFy) channel originals? It is just as bad or somehow worse? Because if you answer the last option... well, wow.
i want to be a director as well but i dout i well since most studios like shit movies like dbe creature shark night etc to bad really wanted to be one
5 stars for being honest about watching the movie online!!That's why I love your channel,you are brutally honest and do not suffer from double standard egotism like most reviewers.All the other reviewers know they download or watch online..we all do..its the culture of feeding our instant fix of movies..the technology is there..its like having a playboy magazine but using it as a doorstop.Otherwise the rant was hilarious..you are the definitive reviewer in my books.
The thing that annoys me most about this movie is because of the budget, how money can be wasted on crap like this, when I work really hard on my movies with no budget at all...
Truth be told. I prefer this style of reviewing more Chris. Unscripted and unedited and without trailers. I'm aware of your new style but I'm glad to see you reviewing a movie (in this case a bad one) in this format, the same way you reviewed Dragonball Evolution.
BTW DBE is the worst movie ever made, I'm just saying.
@AustinPPutnam That doesn't mean you should broadcast it to the world. In a perfect world every single torrent site should be forced to be shut down. There are legal and moral repercussions from downloading movies/music illegally. It's a shame this generation does not share this same opinion. It's almost like they feel entitled to the media. No matter how you try to justify, it is Wrong on so many occasions.
I'll be honest, I love crappy films, they make me laugh. I am that guy who watches a film to see how bad it is. However, I saw the trailer and..... no thank you. I feel like I've seen this kind of horror film too many times already and this looks to be the worst version. No, not this time!
You know what's interesting, I actually NEVER even heard of Creature before, but now after watching your review, I will take your word for you, and never, ever, EVER waste my time on Creature.
I remember during one of your live shows you yelled at some guy for talking about the ending of Source Code, and ranted about how no reviewer ever should spoil a movie. Seems there was actually a movie released that made YOU turn to spoilers. That blows my mind.
@TheEnchantedPortrait The difference here is that I gave a spoiler warning. That guy on BlogTV didn't, he just flat out told me of a substantial character death in a movie.
@wearefictional Oh no, it's not that I'm angry about him spoiling it, I am mostly immune to spoilers anyway. It was jut surprising to see such a change of values. That thing musta brought forward A LOT of hate.
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You may want to cut out your method of seeing the movie. Considering you're a public youtube channel, and you're admitting you watched the movie illegally. NO matter what instance, a movie shouldn't be watched that way, and for that I lost a little bit of respect for you. As a film fan and as a person.
@JAHubGoodvideos So you're telling me you've NEVER EVER downloaded a song... watched a copyright scene on youtube... listened to illegally uploaded music on youtube? I go to literally EVERY movie in advance and drive far to make this videos. The fact that I watched this piece of garbage online doesn't bother me one bit. Besides that, I had a ticket to the free screening for this film anyway, so I would have seen it for free but I couldn't make it.
@ChrisStuckmann Unlike a lot of people, I actually buy music and movies (most of it being a physical copy of the CD/DVD). Look I understand your commitment to these reviews, and frankly It's not my business to tell you what is right in the privacy of your own home. Just don't announce you did it, because it sounds like you are endorsing means of piracy. When you are on a public forum, it's your job to set an example for future movie critics/fans alike.
@Nirvermind16 I was looking out for his safety by making that comment. I've read stories about people who get sued hard by film studios/record companies for announcing they've pirated a song/movie. Sure a lot of people don't get caught, but people who do get caught, are hit hard, thus him admitting this makes it incredibly irresponsible/immature. I like Chris, he seems like a cool dude. I've talked to him on facebook and even on skype once. I like him and want to see him stay on YT.
@JAHubGoodvideos In case you haven't noticed..ONLINE MOVIES are the future..look at Netflix,look at Kevin Smith releasing "Red State" online before its theatrical release..the online community is not as stupid as film companies think,and big producers know this and are looking for ways to capitalise online..demand dictates new technology and means,so the film companies have to rethink and adapt with the times,just like the way the kindle killed book stores..
@rowanmunro Which is a shame though because it's potentially ruining the future film going experience. Plus if we come to a day and age where every single movie is available online, the journey of discovering a new film is over simply because it's more convenient to watch a bigger movie because it's easier to find.
@JAHubGoodvideos I highly doubt that..Pirates of the Carribean 4 took in 215 million dollars in its opening weekend..the biggest of all three movies(even though I wish i hadnt seen it..it was boring and lacklustre)..so it doesn't take logic to figure out that movie earnings are trending upwards..the only movies with a potentially ruined future are CRAPPY movies like Creature..going to the movies is supposed to be a CINEMATIC experience..thats y we were spoiled with a huge season of box office
smashes..transformers3,cap america,green lantern.x-men,thor,raked in millions because they were big screen WORTHY movies..so NO I dont believe movies are in danger..the online community has a share in the pie..but not enough to impact the box office..
@rowanmunro Green Lantern was a huge flop at the box office and X-Men was the lowest grossing (and attended) movie of it's franchise. What about a movie like The Hurt Locker? More people downloaded the movie than saw it in in theaters or DVD the year it won Best Picture at the Oscars. Have you seen the attendance #'s this summer? This summer captured the lowest domestic attendance since 1997. The studios need to figure something out otherwise it'll become forgotten part of history.
@rowanmunro Green Lantern was a huge flop at the box office and X-Men was the lowest grossing (and attended) movie of it's franchise. What about a movie like The Hurt Locker? More people downloaded the movie than saw it in in theaters or DVD the year it won Best Picture at the Oscars. Have you seen the attendance #'s this summer? This summer captured the lowest domestic attendance since 1997. The studios need to figure something out otherwise it'll become forgotten part of history.
@rowanmunro Green Lantern was a huge flop at the box office and X-Men was the lowest grossing (and attended) movie of it's franchise. What about a movie like The Hurt Locker? More people downloaded the movie than saw it in in theaters or DVD the year it won Best Picture at the Oscars. Have you seen the attendance #'s this summer? This summer captured the lowest domestic attendance since 1997. The studios need to figure something out otherwise it'll become forgotten part of history.
@rowanmunro Green Lantern was a huge flop at the box office and X-Men was the lowest grossing (and attended) movie of it's franchise. What about a movie like The Hurt Locker? More people downloaded the movie than saw it in in theaters or DVD the year it won Best Picture at the Oscars. Have you seen the attendance #'s this summer? This summer captured the lowest domestic attendance since 1997. The studios need to figure something out otherwise it'll become forgotten part of history.
besides would you like to pay your hard earned dollars to watch a movie that you can only stomach watching for five minutes?popcorn,soda's,gas..parking tickets..paying for your girls ticket and candy ends up being very expensive for us middle class people..especially when we are exposed to garbage film making..in France they sent their bourgoise (i know i spelt that wrong) to the guilotine because of high taxes..we use a less threatening aproach.
@zaneoninternet You compare my comment to a million other trolls on YT, and I'm quite tame. I didn't even say anything dickish. I didn't call him an asshole who should kill himself simply because he pirated the movie. I just said that she shouldn't have announced so uncaring that he pirated the movie. That's it. You guys are so quick to defend Stuckmann that if someone says anything negative about him, you jump all over their throats as if he was threatened. It's just a comment.
@zaneoninternet Then you're more of a dick than I am. Sorry but saying I'm a dick without justification and then when I come back at you with an argument, you reply with "oh sorry i don't give a shit," if that's not a dick move I don't know what is. Sometimes I hate the internet because of people like you.
@JAHubGoodvideos i just hate it because people like you get so worked up over little things like this, learn to control yourself. thats why i dont give a shit.
@zaneoninternet I hate when people like you get worked up over a small comment I made. I said something bad about Stuckmann's actions (not the person) deal with it people. It looks like we're even.
i really didnt even know this existed until i looked at the movie showtimes online this morning.and our theater didnt even get the debt, we got this instead probably
hahahaha "I'm going to spoil things, cuz I don't even care. No one on the planet should see this movie"!! haahahaha I absolutly loved this review Chris!!
is this movie as bad as sharkman ? coz sharkman is awful!
MrSahil1585 19 hours ago
This 'review' is almost as good as Spill's review of Vampires Suck.
ByMonitorLight 5 days ago
One more thing, I totaly agree with this review. Cheers, mate!
belmordok 1 month ago
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It started like a teen movie, then went through The Wrong Turn > The House of 1000 corpses > Reptilian creature came > The Black Water > the end is: wtf?! This could be a great movie, but in the end it went bad. One more thing, if that Reptilian and all these fanatics came to the Balkans, they would be long gone.. We're experts at the concentration camps, the most severe torture & slaughter, mass murder & genocides, and not to mention, burying the dead in the mass graves. Greetings from Heaven.
belmordok 1 month ago
Is it supposed to be intentionally stupid and cheesy?
dirtsleeper714 1 month ago
C'mon, man. Don't hold back. Tell us how you REALLY feel.
TheArchangel68 2 months ago
Oh and by the way...you don't have to worry about saying that you saw this THING online cuz it's not illegal. Piracy is the act of making something free to the public that normal has a cost (ie movies, games, tv shows) without the express consent of the distributor of the product or creator. You simply took advantage of a service that is illegal to the poster. Viewing pirated movies is no worse than watching a show in a theater that the cinema didn't attain lawfully. You can't go to jail for t
seismic94 2 months ago
Haha,don't worry, I usually get my scalp tingly when I sweat....instead of my face itching when I get hot like you. Haha,I am glad I found you...your a great reviewer
seismic94 2 months ago
Hey Chris, can I subscribe to your channel? Just wanted to ask first. (:
EmoOcelot16 2 months ago
Hey, Chris! I love this video! (: You're really funny when you're ranting, was Creature really that bad???
EmoOcelot16 2 months ago
Wonders why this movie didn't go to Sy-Fy Direct.
thepoliticalstartrek 3 months ago
I liked the smurfs to :D
yoshiwako 3 months ago
i liked the smurfs XD
mkocja5a 3 months ago
sid haig should really should have thought twice about being in this movie
Horrorfanx100 3 months ago
nerd rage
tomwest666 3 months ago
His hatred for this movie (I will not call it a film. Film implies it belongs in said medium of entertainment) reminds me of my hatred for G.I. Joe.
FlyingFocs 3 months ago
Drear Chris ,I'm loving you in this review. Your frustration is sooo entertaining ...its so wrong, but i cant help it I LOL-ed so many times.
LutherOMight 5 months ago
is this worse than dragon ball evolution?
rhago32 5 months ago
I went and watched the movie because you told me not to :( now my eyes and brain are upset...
Divinitywithin9 5 months ago
It could have been better but I thought they did a good job on a low budget. The Creature was bad as hell.
HillbillyDVDReviews 5 months ago
This is a compliment.
Your meltdown in this review makes me realize your acting potential. You could play the Joker or someone who goes off the edge in a psychological film. And even though you made it plainly obvious NOT TO SEE THIS MOVIE, I can't help it, you only made me want to see it more. But I will only try to find it online
BarleydawgReviews 5 months ago 12
God this made me want to watch this film so much. It sounds AWESOME :D
tonkemaskin 5 months ago
dame. All the movie you had review and this is the one that was so bad to you it make you review it out of catritors well you don't need to worriy about me seeing it because it only being show on a few theater as well as the new papers and the TV are not promote it
Jockerlee77 5 months ago
To late I aready saw it As a fellow film fan and horror movie fan I have to agree that this is the worst movie of the year..Its a disgrace and makes even syfy channel movies looks good...0/5 from me as well
Bloodrayne3301 5 months ago
watch dark moon rising :D
FactoryGaming 5 months ago
Amazing rant Chris!!! LMAO!!!! I will never see this steaming pile of cow dung!!!
leeloo1967 5 months ago
wow you really hated this movie haha i was gonna see this movie at the theater and now im not so sure
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@mroussow893 you realy think they would get along? haha
SuperMega145 5 months ago
poop
bretterlichfan 5 months ago
you need a grade below "F" like a "Z" for zero. how does it compare to the Human Centipede?
DHBarehand 5 months ago
the dog poop thing was hilarious :D:D
Elexa1992 5 months ago
Do a colaboration review with ConfusedMatthew
mroussow893 5 months ago
lol @340ish
watching your views is weird for me... you seem like... a different person? not in a bad way lol you just seem. different. because i know you. you know
shakie1828 5 months ago
this movie got a lowest ever opening box office for a movie ever I believe. at least that what's yahoo said.
TheAppleCowProdigy 5 months ago
this was terrible, i was the only one watching it
Supermegarobotboy 5 months ago
lol" i watched i online!" one critic who isnt afraid to admit it,haha
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I'm sorry Chris, I couldn't help myself. I saw the movie yesterday and well...I was the only person in the whole theatre and throughout the whole movie, I pretty much turned the experience into an episode of MST3K. Was expecting something like a so bad it's good type film but I didn't get that here. Hated the movie, hated the story, hated the acting and HATED the ending because they just go into the hole and then cut to the next morning, I HATE when filmmakers do that. HATED IT.
moviefanatic670 5 months ago
It''s playing at my theater and I live in a small southern town in Louisiana of less than 10,000 people. I have NO idea how it got there. I had never even seen a trailer for it before.
donniedarkodevotte 5 months ago
Hey, this movie has a Metacritic score of 26 and a RT score of 6. But Bucky Larson has an 11 and 0, respectively.
So, you gonna see Larson?
FlyingFocs 5 months ago
What happened to your top ten fight scene's???
095293003 5 months ago
He called the shit poop
brutalandy 5 months ago 3
@brutalandy hahaha. good old billy madison
MetallicaMadMan666 5 months ago
"Hey, hey, hey. Who wants to go see Inception, huh?"
EZRASHUGEREVIEWS 5 months ago
So what was better, this or The Matrix?
mook5555 5 months ago
I loved this film! It's completely original, the acting is superb, the "creature" is bada**, and it knew what it was! I'm all for "to each, thier own", but come on i' not THAT bad.
UnpackingEpicness 5 months ago
send a link to filmmasteradam, he does good rants
jorrillabear 5 months ago
wait do u see serinda swan naked and fucked
Predpool 5 months ago
if you think of it as just a Sy Fy movie, its not so bad. I have seen worse. Though the ending was rediculous. And why did he chop off the girls foot ??
dave1555 5 months ago
hey chris, do you ever run your fingers through the space lines of your posters and pretend you are going through a maze? you should try it.
thatmovieguy777 5 months ago
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say...you didn't enjoy this film?
Rexamillion1979 5 months ago 2
Dude, I have to see this movie especially if it is as shitty as you claim it is. Sorry, I know you say to not see it but that is like to not look at a car crash. I plan on going to the theatre drunk and watching this piece of garbage.
ramfock 5 months ago
you should review The Terminal
0Rox0 5 months ago
You and Tom should review Punch-Drunk Love
ULTRA655321 5 months ago
Your the fucking man!
DarkLampProductions 5 months ago
Not even Sid Haig saved this movie?
MrSiikwithasmile 5 months ago
You are right that I often see bad movies just to see how bad they are.
But since there are some other bad movies released for the rest of the year, I will choose them over this one.
BlazeTheMovieFan 5 months ago
I'm surprised Fury hasn't commented on this.
AlanGunn97 5 months ago
I'll be giving this one a wide berth then, Chris my friend. And incidentally, you should do more Stuckmann Uncut reviews, I like the extra time devoted to discussing or even ranting about a particular movie. Maybe Tom Chatalbash, Jeremy Jahns, FOTFF and Schmoes will follow suit if they happen to read this, whaddya say guys? ;)
kinzeUK 5 months ago
You should review Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
Stubby9000 5 months ago 55
It should be an F-
AnnaBarton10 5 months ago
Entertaining, but you shouldn't censor yourself so much. When you said "..HOLY CRAP.." I felt that you wanted to cuss. Just let loose like Jeremy.
neoyk2 5 months ago
@neoyk2 I don't think cussing is necessary to get across your emotions for a film; I could gather perfectly from this review that he hated it.
CinematicGalaxy 5 months ago
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@neoyk2 I don't think cussing is necessary to get across your emotions for a film; I could gather perfectly from this review that he hated it.
CinematicGalaxy 5 months ago
Was just looking at the prices for popcorn and such. It's outrageous! Moved to the Philippines and for the price of a large popcorn me and my wife can see a 3D movie.
9509Lisa 5 months ago
i read its written and directed by a first-timer, who primarily works as a set designer.....
RawbThatPunk 5 months ago
WORST THAN THE SMURFS-SPY KIDS? MY GOD. LOL
lilbigman777 5 months ago
It's sad that you had to see this movie chris, Thanks for sitting through this piece of crap for your fans so we don't have to!
I fell like you did what Jeremy did when he talked about Skyline, where after the review I think to myself "Thank god I dodged that bullet! Thank you chris...thank you..." lol
DeliversOnTuesday 5 months ago
Chris Stuckmann's rant review: Director's Cut haha Great review Chris
PabloBeal 5 months ago
I have to see this right... MEOW.
crashworkproductions 5 months ago
Now I'm definitely going to drop 8 bucks and see CREATURE and do a review on top of it.
MNMreviews 5 months ago
worse than birdemic shock and terror??
karatejack1996 5 months ago
this is on dvd in australia.
zaneoninternet 5 months ago
yeah this looks shit.
zaneoninternet 5 months ago
This didn't make me laugh, but did entertain me.
InsaneBurger 5 months ago
@InsaneBurger Yay.
ChrisStuckmann 5 months ago 31
@ChrisStuckmann I was talking about the movie...Nah, just kidding. It was playing at my local theater and I was like WTF is this?.
InsaneBurger 5 months ago
I must movie see now.
Haha. I'm kidding. :3
HamJam321 5 months ago
Is it really worse then Spy Kids? Wow.
zambimaru 5 months ago
yo chris, if you wanna make up for this poor poor creature movie then watch 'the host' online, its a really good creature movie :)
Rockysbeats 5 months ago
This was hilarious to watch. haha. I watched the preview for 'Creature' and it was pretty horrible. How many times do they have to put the title in the preview? haha. Love this review Chris!
prettybarn 5 months ago
im gonna go recommend it for the LTA movie club
SpiderFan3 5 months ago
@SpiderFan3
Revenge for Philly D making us watch Human Centipede?
9509Lisa 5 months ago
Tell me how you really feel. Rofl
rhago32 5 months ago
it cant be worse than titanic 2, is it?
MetallicaMadMan666 5 months ago
Dude I guess I should say Thank You for preventing me from seein this movie. I got off work early this afternoon and looked at showtimes and saw Creature was all over Fandango. I was tempted to see it. Literally I was really thinking about seeing this. I saw the trailer a couple months ago and it looked like a good red box rental. Now I don't have to even do that. So thanks for giving me the heads up Thanks for saving me an hour and a half
tinomac07 5 months ago
the most epic review ever!
TheMovieResistance13 5 months ago
I wish your rant was funny :(
bmovienews 5 months ago
dude why do you hate it so much? its not like if we all had great expectations for it. from the start we all know its a piece of shit movie... anyways i thought the uncut review was a good idea
TheRangelKid 5 months ago
I really don't want to scare you, but Bucky Larson is supposed to be worse.
wearefictional 5 months ago
So I'm guessing it's shit? Haha.
DjHamHam411 5 months ago
@JAHubGoodvideos well i hate to break it to you, but we don't live in a perfect world.
AustinPPutnam 5 months ago
Never heard you curse before, but great review!
GhostfaceFan14 5 months ago
Is it worse than Dragon Ball Evolution.
cameronjones10000 5 months ago
So this beats the Smurfs?
jkolness1994 5 months ago
Dragonball Evolution, The Last Airbender, and now creature
almoztahbeast23 5 months ago
Duder, seriously, you entertain the hell outa me!
UltimateXReviews 5 months ago
So, how bad is it compared to regular Sci-Fi (because I refuse to call it SyFy) channel originals? It is just as bad or somehow worse? Because if you answer the last option... well, wow.
FlyingFocs 5 months ago
Wow!! Tell us how you really feel!! lol. Seriously, though, I respect your reviews, and I will never, eeevvvvvvvvveeeeerrrrr see it!!
trioval83 5 months ago
ummm its syfy original movies on SATURDAY get it right Stuckmann lol hahaha
COKACOLAGIRL59 5 months ago
i want to be a director as well but i dout i well since most studios like shit movies like dbe creature shark night etc to bad really wanted to be one
Reyez623 5 months ago
5 stars for being honest about watching the movie online!!That's why I love your channel,you are brutally honest and do not suffer from double standard egotism like most reviewers.All the other reviewers know they download or watch online..we all do..its the culture of feeding our instant fix of movies..the technology is there..its like having a playboy magazine but using it as a doorstop.Otherwise the rant was hilarious..you are the definitive reviewer in my books.
rowanmunro 5 months ago
@chrisstuckman. Is it Tommy wiseaus the room bad?
rvrcdy1990 5 months ago
so should I see the movie?
ThatSephKid 5 months ago
review The Room!
henryblancofan 5 months ago
i seen it before i seen this :'(
aaroncotham 5 months ago
great review!
moovieman222 5 months ago
CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!! oh wait....Im watching chris :D Continue brotha haha
TomChatalbash 5 months ago
You went from Drive to this. I'm so sorry.
TomVeliotis 5 months ago
@TomVeliotis My exact thoughts too..hope for filmkind rose,and fell immediately..
rowanmunro 5 months ago
I recall this movie being previewed during FirstLook a few times. It did look horrible.
SeeItInIMAX 5 months ago
The thing that annoys me most about this movie is because of the budget, how money can be wasted on crap like this, when I work really hard on my movies with no budget at all...
Trampathon 5 months ago
It's funny cause the trailer is the ad I got right before the video. xD
OtakuboRaven 5 months ago
Yeah, it did just come out of no where. :\
LOL @ a man who turned into an alligator because of love. I do love cheesy/lameISH movies though! :P
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"Due to the nature of my hatred for this film..."
'This should be good' *watches intently*
futurestoryteller 5 months ago
so funny...
amamiyakari 5 months ago
Truth be told. I prefer this style of reviewing more Chris. Unscripted and unedited and without trailers. I'm aware of your new style but I'm glad to see you reviewing a movie (in this case a bad one) in this format, the same way you reviewed Dragonball Evolution.
BTW DBE is the worst movie ever made, I'm just saying.
ZidaneKuja 5 months ago
@JAHubGoodvideos everyone has downloaded a movie at some point.
AustinPPutnam 5 months ago
@AustinPPutnam That doesn't mean you should broadcast it to the world. In a perfect world every single torrent site should be forced to be shut down. There are legal and moral repercussions from downloading movies/music illegally. It's a shame this generation does not share this same opinion. It's almost like they feel entitled to the media. No matter how you try to justify, it is Wrong on so many occasions.
JAHubGoodvideos 5 months ago
Wow Chris this wasAwesome XD hahahahaha
you should do more uncut reviews it shows more of you and your opinion, haha Great review about an awefull movie nice ;D!
cesarcc2811 5 months ago
Holy hot damn.
MaffmanJones 5 months ago
I'll be honest, I love crappy films, they make me laugh. I am that guy who watches a film to see how bad it is. However, I saw the trailer and..... no thank you. I feel like I've seen this kind of horror film too many times already and this looks to be the worst version. No, not this time!
StuffedBurritoEnt 5 months ago
Wow, Cinemassacre?
GKJusticar55 5 months ago
You know what's interesting, I actually NEVER even heard of Creature before, but now after watching your review, I will take your word for you, and never, ever, EVER waste my time on Creature.
Awesome review btw
moviedude1500 5 months ago
Can't wait for that Bucky Larson review.. . .
getlikemc 5 months ago
You're right, I am tempted to watch it because of your hatred. I don't think I will though. If I do, it will be online.
NamelessRedWolf 5 months ago
I think this is worse than f maybe a fuck you?
101ChrisTube 5 months ago
Hahahaha!! But the poop is still there... it may fertilize the grass but its still poop, haha loved it
Benngie 5 months ago
lol theres a creature advertisement on the side of this video
pyro113tillidie 5 months ago
Pool Boy: Drowning out the Fury....is the worst movie i ever seen
IamDaMadRanter 5 months ago
Damn! I almost saw this at a screening on Thursday and now I'm really glad I didn't see it.
CaliCriticReviews 5 months ago
JAhub seems like a jackass
codyhunt22 5 months ago
@codyhunt22 Thanks for the kind words.
JAHubGoodvideos 5 months ago
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"Who wants to go see Inception?"
CinematicGalaxy 5 months ago
One for the rental list then?
BMLRProductions 5 months ago
I remember during one of your live shows you yelled at some guy for talking about the ending of Source Code, and ranted about how no reviewer ever should spoil a movie. Seems there was actually a movie released that made YOU turn to spoilers. That blows my mind.
TheEnchantedPortrait 5 months ago
@TheEnchantedPortrait The difference here is that I gave a spoiler warning. That guy on BlogTV didn't, he just flat out told me of a substantial character death in a movie.
ChrisStuckmann 5 months ago 20
@TheEnchantedPortrait Do you honestly care?
wearefictional 5 months ago
@wearefictional Oh no, it's not that I'm angry about him spoiling it, I am mostly immune to spoilers anyway. It was jut surprising to see such a change of values. That thing musta brought forward A LOT of hate.
TheEnchantedPortrait 5 months ago
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You may want to cut out your method of seeing the movie. Considering you're a public youtube channel, and you're admitting you watched the movie illegally. NO matter what instance, a movie shouldn't be watched that way, and for that I lost a little bit of respect for you. As a film fan and as a person.
JAHubGoodvideos 5 months ago
@JAHubGoodvideos So you're telling me you've NEVER EVER downloaded a song... watched a copyright scene on youtube... listened to illegally uploaded music on youtube? I go to literally EVERY movie in advance and drive far to make this videos. The fact that I watched this piece of garbage online doesn't bother me one bit. Besides that, I had a ticket to the free screening for this film anyway, so I would have seen it for free but I couldn't make it.
ChrisStuckmann 5 months ago 21
@ChrisStuckmann Unlike a lot of people, I actually buy music and movies (most of it being a physical copy of the CD/DVD). Look I understand your commitment to these reviews, and frankly It's not my business to tell you what is right in the privacy of your own home. Just don't announce you did it, because it sounds like you are endorsing means of piracy. When you are on a public forum, it's your job to set an example for future movie critics/fans alike.
JAHubGoodvideos 5 months ago
@JAHubGoodvideos well you know what the WORLD should lose respect for you for making this condescending comment
Nirvermind16 5 months ago
@Nirvermind16 I was looking out for his safety by making that comment. I've read stories about people who get sued hard by film studios/record companies for announcing they've pirated a song/movie. Sure a lot of people don't get caught, but people who do get caught, are hit hard, thus him admitting this makes it incredibly irresponsible/immature. I like Chris, he seems like a cool dude. I've talked to him on facebook and even on skype once. I like him and want to see him stay on YT.
JAHubGoodvideos 5 months ago
@JAHubGoodvideos In case you haven't noticed..ONLINE MOVIES are the future..look at Netflix,look at Kevin Smith releasing "Red State" online before its theatrical release..the online community is not as stupid as film companies think,and big producers know this and are looking for ways to capitalise online..demand dictates new technology and means,so the film companies have to rethink and adapt with the times,just like the way the kindle killed book stores..
rowanmunro 5 months ago
@rowanmunro Which is a shame though because it's potentially ruining the future film going experience. Plus if we come to a day and age where every single movie is available online, the journey of discovering a new film is over simply because it's more convenient to watch a bigger movie because it's easier to find.
JAHubGoodvideos 5 months ago
@JAHubGoodvideos I highly doubt that..Pirates of the Carribean 4 took in 215 million dollars in its opening weekend..the biggest of all three movies(even though I wish i hadnt seen it..it was boring and lacklustre)..so it doesn't take logic to figure out that movie earnings are trending upwards..the only movies with a potentially ruined future are CRAPPY movies like Creature..going to the movies is supposed to be a CINEMATIC experience..thats y we were spoiled with a huge season of box office
rowanmunro 5 months ago
@rowanmunro It's the truth...go to google and search "lowest box office attendance since 1997" and you'll get several credible news stories about it.
JAHubGoodvideos 5 months ago
smashes..transformers3,cap america,green lantern.x-men,thor,raked in millions because they were big screen WORTHY movies..so NO I dont believe movies are in danger..the online community has a share in the pie..but not enough to impact the box office..
rowanmunro 5 months ago
@rowanmunro Green Lantern was a huge flop at the box office and X-Men was the lowest grossing (and attended) movie of it's franchise. What about a movie like The Hurt Locker? More people downloaded the movie than saw it in in theaters or DVD the year it won Best Picture at the Oscars. Have you seen the attendance #'s this summer? This summer captured the lowest domestic attendance since 1997. The studios need to figure something out otherwise it'll become forgotten part of history.
JAHubGoodvideos 5 months ago
@rowanmunro Green Lantern was a huge flop at the box office and X-Men was the lowest grossing (and attended) movie of it's franchise. What about a movie like The Hurt Locker? More people downloaded the movie than saw it in in theaters or DVD the year it won Best Picture at the Oscars. Have you seen the attendance #'s this summer? This summer captured the lowest domestic attendance since 1997. The studios need to figure something out otherwise it'll become forgotten part of history.
JAHubGoodvideos 5 months ago
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@rowanmunro Green Lantern was a huge flop at the box office and X-Men was the lowest grossing (and attended) movie of it's franchise. What about a movie like The Hurt Locker? More people downloaded the movie than saw it in in theaters or DVD the year it won Best Picture at the Oscars. Have you seen the attendance #'s this summer? This summer captured the lowest domestic attendance since 1997. The studios need to figure something out otherwise it'll become forgotten part of history.
JAHubGoodvideos 5 months ago
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@rowanmunro Green Lantern was a huge flop at the box office and X-Men was the lowest grossing (and attended) movie of it's franchise. What about a movie like The Hurt Locker? More people downloaded the movie than saw it in in theaters or DVD the year it won Best Picture at the Oscars. Have you seen the attendance #'s this summer? This summer captured the lowest domestic attendance since 1997. The studios need to figure something out otherwise it'll become forgotten part of history.
JAHubGoodvideos 5 months ago
besides would you like to pay your hard earned dollars to watch a movie that you can only stomach watching for five minutes?popcorn,soda's,gas..parking tickets..paying for your girls ticket and candy ends up being very expensive for us middle class people..especially when we are exposed to garbage film making..in France they sent their bourgoise (i know i spelt that wrong) to the guilotine because of high taxes..we use a less threatening aproach.
rowanmunro 5 months ago
@JAHubGoodvideos *cough* DICK *cough*
zaneoninternet 5 months ago
@zaneoninternet You compare my comment to a million other trolls on YT, and I'm quite tame. I didn't even say anything dickish. I didn't call him an asshole who should kill himself simply because he pirated the movie. I just said that she shouldn't have announced so uncaring that he pirated the movie. That's it. You guys are so quick to defend Stuckmann that if someone says anything negative about him, you jump all over their throats as if he was threatened. It's just a comment.
JAHubGoodvideos 5 months ago
@JAHubGoodvideos oh sorry i dont give a shit
zaneoninternet 5 months ago
@zaneoninternet Then you're more of a dick than I am. Sorry but saying I'm a dick without justification and then when I come back at you with an argument, you reply with "oh sorry i don't give a shit," if that's not a dick move I don't know what is. Sometimes I hate the internet because of people like you.
JAHubGoodvideos 5 months ago
@JAHubGoodvideos i just hate it because people like you get so worked up over little things like this, learn to control yourself. thats why i dont give a shit.
zaneoninternet 5 months ago
@zaneoninternet I hate when people like you get worked up over a small comment I made. I said something bad about Stuckmann's actions (not the person) deal with it people. It looks like we're even.
JAHubGoodvideos 5 months ago
@JAHubGoodvideos dude i sipmly said cough dick cough. no need to go crazy. lets just shut up.
zaneoninternet 5 months ago
@zaneoninternet Then you shouldn't of said it if you didn't mean it.
JAHubGoodvideos 5 months ago
i really didnt even know this existed until i looked at the movie showtimes online this morning.and our theater didnt even get the debt, we got this instead probably
MrMatrixman92 5 months ago
black guy from true blood?
james575730 5 months ago
which one was the one guy who you thought didnt look that stupid?
james575730 5 months ago
lmao awsome
james575730 5 months ago
Harrison Ford says it all at the "You better not watch this movie."
c0rt3xt 5 months ago
LOL
Snowmation 5 months ago
i saw the trailer and....it was bad
starkingbiker 5 months ago
hahahaha "I'm going to spoil things, cuz I don't even care. No one on the planet should see this movie"!! haahahaha I absolutly loved this review Chris!!
ThatShowWithThatGuy1 5 months ago
Just started watching and now I can NOT wait to see your review from the intro! hahaha
ThatShowWithThatGuy1 5 months ago
awesome!!!
starkingbiker 5 months ago
First!!
codyhunt22 5 months ago