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  • is this movie as bad as sharkman ? coz sharkman is awful!

  • This 'review' is almost as good as Spill's review of Vampires Suck.

  • One more thing, I totaly agree with this review. Cheers, mate!

  • Is it supposed to be intentionally stupid and cheesy?

  • C'mon, man. Don't hold back. Tell us how you REALLY feel.

  • Oh and by the way...you don't have to worry about saying that you saw this THING online cuz it's not illegal. Piracy is the act of making something free to the public that normal has a cost (ie movies, games, tv shows) without the express consent of the distributor of the product or creator. You simply took advantage of a service that is illegal to the poster. Viewing pirated movies is no worse than watching a show in a theater that the cinema didn't attain lawfully. You can't go to jail for t

  • Haha,don't worry, I usually get my scalp tingly when I sweat....instead of my face itching when I get hot like you. Haha,I am glad I found you...your a great reviewer

  • Hey Chris, can I subscribe to your channel? Just wanted to ask first. (:

  • Hey, Chris! I love this video! (: You're really funny when you're ranting, was Creature really that bad???

  • Wonders why this movie didn't go to Sy-Fy Direct.

  • I liked the smurfs to :D

  • i liked the smurfs XD

  • sid haig should really should have thought twice about being in this movie

  • nerd rage

  • His hatred for this movie (I will not call it a film. Film implies it belongs in said medium of entertainment) reminds me of my hatred for G.I. Joe.

  • Drear Chris ,I'm loving you in this review. Your frustration is sooo entertaining ...its so wrong, but i cant help it I LOL-ed so many times.

  • is this worse than dragon ball evolution?

  • I went and watched the movie because you told me not to :( now my eyes and brain are upset...

  • It could have been better but I thought they did a good job on a low budget. The Creature was bad as hell.

  • This is a compliment.

    Your meltdown in this review makes me realize your acting potential. You could play the Joker or someone who goes off the edge in a psychological film. And even though you made it plainly obvious NOT TO SEE THIS MOVIE, I can't help it, you only made me want to see it more. But I will only try to find it online

  • God this made me want to watch this film so much. It sounds AWESOME :D

  • dame. All the movie you had review and this is the one that was so bad to you it make you review it out of catritors well you don't need to worriy about me seeing it because it only being show on a few theater as well as the new papers and the TV are not promote it

  • To late I aready saw it As a fellow film fan and horror movie fan I have to agree that this is the worst movie of the year..Its a disgrace and makes even syfy channel movies looks good...0/5 from me as well

  • watch dark moon rising :D

  • Amazing rant Chris!!! LMAO!!!! I will never see this steaming pile of cow dung!!!

  • wow you really hated this movie haha i was gonna see this movie at the theater and now im not so sure

  • @mroussow893 you realy think they would get along? haha

  • poop

  • you need a grade below "F" like a "Z" for zero. how does it compare to the Human Centipede?

  • the dog poop thing was hilarious :D:D

  • Do a colaboration review with ConfusedMatthew

  • lol @340ish

    watching your views is weird for me... you seem like... a different person? not in a bad way lol you just seem. different. because i know you. you know

  • this movie got a lowest ever opening box office for a movie ever I believe. at least that what's yahoo said.

  • this was terrible, i was the only one watching it

  • lol"  i watched i online!" one critic who isnt afraid to admit it,haha

  • I'm sorry Chris, I couldn't help myself. I saw the movie yesterday and well...I was the only person in the whole theatre and throughout the whole movie, I pretty much turned the experience into an episode of MST3K. Was expecting something like a so bad it's good type film but I didn't get that here. Hated the movie, hated the story, hated the acting and HATED the ending because they just go into the hole and then cut to the next morning, I HATE when filmmakers do that. HATED IT.

  • It''s playing at my theater and I live in a small southern town in Louisiana of less than 10,000 people. I have NO idea how it got there. I had never even seen a trailer for it before.

  • Hey, this movie has a Metacritic score of 26 and a RT score of 6. But Bucky Larson has an 11 and 0, respectively.

    So, you gonna see Larson?

  • What happened to your top ten fight scene's???

  • He called the shit poop

  • @brutalandy hahaha. good old billy madison

  • "Hey, hey, hey. Who wants to go see Inception, huh?"

  • So what was better, this or The Matrix?

  • I loved this film! It's completely original, the acting is superb, the "creature" is bada**, and it knew what it was! I'm all for "to each, thier own", but come on i' not THAT bad.

  • send a link to filmmasteradam, he does good rants

  • wait do u see serinda swan naked and fucked

  • if you think of it as just a Sy Fy movie, its not so bad. I have seen worse. Though the ending was rediculous. And why did he chop off the girls foot ??

  • hey chris, do you ever run your fingers through the space lines of your posters and pretend you are going through a maze? you should try it.

  • I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say...you didn't enjoy this film?

  • Dude, I have to see this movie especially if it is as shitty as you claim it is. Sorry, I know you say to not see it but that is like to not look at a car crash. I plan on going to the theatre drunk and watching this piece of garbage.

  • you should review The Terminal

  • You and Tom should review Punch-Drunk Love

  • Your the fucking man!

  • Not even Sid Haig saved this movie?

  • You are right that I often see bad movies just to see how bad they are.

    But since there are some other bad movies released for the rest of the year, I will choose them over this one.

  • I'm surprised Fury hasn't commented on this.

  • I'll be giving this one a wide berth then, Chris my friend. And incidentally, you should do more Stuckmann Uncut reviews, I like the extra time devoted to discussing or even ranting about a particular movie. Maybe Tom Chatalbash, Jeremy Jahns, FOTFF and Schmoes will follow suit if they happen to read this, whaddya say guys? ;)

  • You should review Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star

  • It should be an F-

  • Entertaining, but you shouldn't censor yourself so much. When you said "..HOLY CRAP.." I felt that you wanted to cuss. Just let loose like Jeremy.

  • @neoyk2 I don't think cussing is necessary to get across your emotions for a film; I could gather perfectly from this review that he hated it.

  • Was just looking at the prices for popcorn and such. It's outrageous! Moved to the Philippines and for the price of a large popcorn me and my wife can see a 3D movie.

  • i read its written and directed by a first-timer, who primarily works as a set designer.....

  • WORST THAN THE SMURFS-SPY KIDS? MY GOD. LOL

  • It's sad that you had to see this movie chris, Thanks for sitting through this piece of crap for your fans so we don't have to!

    I fell like you did what Jeremy did when he talked about Skyline, where after the review I think to myself "Thank god I dodged that bullet! Thank you chris...thank you..." lol

  • Chris Stuckmann's rant review: Director's Cut haha Great review Chris

  • I have to see this right... MEOW.

  • Now I'm definitely going to drop 8 bucks and see CREATURE and do a review on top of it.

  • worse than birdemic shock and terror??

  • this is on dvd in australia.

  • yeah this looks shit.

  • This didn't make me laugh, but did entertain me.

  • @InsaneBurger Yay.

  • @ChrisStuckmann I was talking about the movie...Nah, just kidding. It was playing at my local theater and I was like WTF is this?.

  • I must movie see now.

    Haha. I'm kidding. :3

  • Is it really worse then Spy Kids? Wow.

  • yo chris, if you wanna make up for this poor poor creature movie then watch 'the host' online, its a really good creature movie :)

  • This was hilarious to watch. haha. I watched the preview for 'Creature' and it was pretty horrible. How many times do they have to put the title in the preview? haha. Love this review Chris!

  • im gonna go recommend it for the LTA movie club

  • @SpiderFan3

    Revenge for Philly D making us watch Human Centipede?

  • Tell me how you really feel. Rofl

  • it cant be worse than titanic 2, is it?

  • Dude I guess I should say Thank You for preventing me from seein this movie. I got off work early this afternoon and looked at showtimes and saw Creature was all over Fandango. I was tempted to see it. Literally I was really thinking about seeing this. I saw the trailer a couple months ago and it looked like a good red box rental. Now I don't have to even do that. So thanks for giving me the heads up Thanks for saving me an hour and a half

  • the most epic review ever!

  • I wish your rant was funny :(

  • dude why do you hate it so much? its not like if we all had great expectations for it. from the start we all know its a piece of shit movie... anyways i thought the uncut review was a good idea

  • I really don't want to scare you, but Bucky Larson is supposed to be worse.

  • So I'm guessing it's shit? Haha.

  • @JAHubGoodvideos well i hate to break it to you, but we don't live in a perfect world.

  • Never heard you curse before, but great review!

  • Is it worse than Dragon Ball Evolution.

  • So this beats the Smurfs?

  • Dragonball Evolution, The Last Airbender, and now creature

  • Duder, seriously, you entertain the hell outa me!

  • So, how bad is it compared to regular Sci-Fi (because I refuse to call it SyFy) channel originals? It is just as bad or somehow worse? Because if you answer the last option... well, wow.

  • Wow!! Tell us how you really feel!! lol. Seriously, though, I respect your reviews, and I will never, eeevvvvvvvvveeeeerrrrr see it!!

  • ummm its syfy original movies on SATURDAY get it right Stuckmann lol hahaha

  • i want to be a director as well but i dout i well since most studios like shit movies like dbe creature shark night etc to bad really wanted to be one

  • 5 stars for being honest about watching the movie online!!That's why I love your channel,you are brutally honest and do not suffer from double standard egotism like most reviewers.All the other reviewers know they download or watch online..we all do..its the culture of feeding our instant fix of movies..the technology is there..its like having a playboy magazine but using it as a doorstop.Otherwise the rant was hilarious..you are the definitive reviewer in my books.

  • @chrisstuckman. Is it Tommy wiseaus the room bad?

  • so should I see the movie?

  • review The Room!

  • i seen it before i seen this :'(

  • great review!

  • CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!! oh wait....Im watching chris :D Continue brotha haha

  • You went from Drive to this. I'm so sorry.

  • @TomVeliotis My exact thoughts too..hope for filmkind rose,and fell immediately..

  • I recall this movie being previewed during FirstLook a few times. It did look horrible.

  • The thing that annoys me most about this movie is because of the budget, how money can be wasted on crap like this, when I work really hard on my movies with no budget at all...

  • It's funny cause the trailer is the ad I got right before the video. xD

  • Yeah, it did just come out of no where. :\

    LOL @ a man who turned into an alligator because of love. I do love cheesy/lameISH movies though! :P

  • "Due to the nature of my hatred for this film..."

    'This should be good' *watches intently*

  • so funny...

  • Truth be told. I prefer this style of reviewing more Chris. Unscripted and unedited and without trailers. I'm aware of your new style but I'm glad to see you reviewing a movie (in this case a bad one) in this format, the same way you reviewed Dragonball Evolution.

    BTW DBE is the worst movie ever made, I'm just saying.

  • @JAHubGoodvideos everyone has downloaded a movie at some point.

  • @AustinPPutnam That doesn't mean you should broadcast it to the world. In a perfect world every single torrent site should be forced to be shut down. There are legal and moral repercussions from downloading movies/music illegally. It's a shame this generation does not share this same opinion. It's almost like they feel entitled to the media. No matter how you try to justify, it is Wrong on so many occasions.

  • Wow Chris this wasAwesome XD hahahahaha

    you should do more uncut reviews it shows more of you and your opinion, haha Great review about an awefull movie nice ;D!

  • Holy hot damn.

  • I'll be honest, I love crappy films, they make me laugh. I am that guy who watches a film to see how bad it is. However, I saw the trailer and..... no thank you. I feel like I've seen this kind of horror film too many times already and this looks to be the worst version. No, not this time!

  • Wow, Cinemassacre?

  • You know what's interesting, I actually NEVER even heard of Creature before, but now after watching your review, I will take your word for you, and never, ever, EVER waste my time on Creature.

    Awesome review btw

  • Can't wait for that Bucky Larson review.. . .

  • You're right, I am tempted to watch it because of your hatred. I don't think I will though. If I do, it will be online.

  • I think this is worse than f maybe a fuck you?

  • Hahahaha!! But the poop is still there... it may fertilize the grass but its still poop, haha loved it

  • lol theres a creature advertisement on the side of this video

  • Pool Boy: Drowning out the Fury....is the worst movie i ever seen

  • Damn! I almost saw this at a screening on Thursday and now I'm really glad I didn't see it.

  • JAhub seems like a jackass

  • @codyhunt22 Thanks for the kind words.

  • One for the rental list then?

  • I remember during one of your live shows you yelled at some guy for talking about the ending of Source Code, and ranted about how no reviewer ever should spoil a movie. Seems there was actually a movie released that made YOU turn to spoilers. That blows my mind.

  • @TheEnchantedPortrait The difference here is that I gave a spoiler warning. That guy on BlogTV didn't, he just flat out told me of a substantial character death in a movie.

  • @TheEnchantedPortrait Do you honestly care?

  • @wearefictional Oh no, it's not that I'm angry about him spoiling it, I am mostly immune to spoilers anyway. It was jut surprising to see such a change of values. That thing musta brought forward A LOT of hate.

  • @JAHubGoodvideos So you're telling me you've NEVER EVER downloaded a song... watched a copyright scene on youtube... listened to illegally uploaded music on youtube? I go to literally EVERY movie in advance and drive far to make this videos. The fact that I watched this piece of garbage online doesn't bother me one bit. Besides that, I had a ticket to the free screening for this film anyway, so I would have seen it for free but I couldn't make it.

  • @ChrisStuckmann Unlike a lot of people, I actually buy music and movies (most of it being a physical copy of the CD/DVD). Look I understand your commitment to these reviews, and frankly It's not my business to tell you what is right in the privacy of your own home. Just don't announce you did it, because it sounds like you are endorsing means of piracy. When you are on a public forum, it's your job to set an example for future movie critics/fans alike.

  • @JAHubGoodvideos well you know what the WORLD should lose respect for you for making this condescending comment

  • @Nirvermind16 I was looking out for his safety by making that comment. I've read stories about people who get sued hard by film studios/record companies for announcing they've pirated a song/movie. Sure a lot of people don't get caught, but people who do get caught, are hit hard, thus him admitting this makes it incredibly irresponsible/immature. I like Chris, he seems like a cool dude. I've talked to him on facebook and even on skype once. I like him and want to see him stay on YT.

  • @JAHubGoodvideos In case you haven't noticed..ONLINE MOVIES are the future..look at Netflix,look at Kevin Smith releasing "Red State" online before its theatrical release..the online community is not as stupid as film companies think,and big producers know this and are looking for ways to capitalise online..demand dictates new technology and means,so the film companies have to rethink and adapt with the times,just like the way the kindle killed book stores..

  • @rowanmunro Which is a shame though because it's potentially ruining the future film going experience. Plus if we come to a day and age where every single movie is available online, the journey of discovering a new film is over simply because it's more convenient to watch a bigger movie because it's easier to find. 

  • @JAHubGoodvideos I highly doubt that..Pirates of the Carribean 4 took in 215 million dollars in its opening weekend..the biggest of all three movies(even though I wish i hadnt seen it..it was boring and lacklustre)..so it doesn't take logic to figure out that movie earnings are trending upwards..the only movies with a potentially ruined future are CRAPPY movies like Creature..going to the movies is supposed to be a CINEMATIC experience..thats y we were spoiled with a huge season of box office

  • @rowanmunro It's the truth...go to google and search "lowest box office attendance since 1997" and you'll get several credible news stories about it.

  • smashes..transformers3,cap america,green lantern.x-men,thor,raked in millions because they were big screen WORTHY movies..so NO I dont believe movies are in danger..the online community has a share in the pie..but not enough to impact the box office..

  • @rowanmunro Green Lantern was a huge flop at the box office and X-Men was the lowest grossing (and attended) movie of it's franchise. What about a movie like The Hurt Locker? More people downloaded the movie than saw it in in theaters or DVD the year it won Best Picture at the Oscars. Have you seen the attendance #'s this summer? This summer captured the lowest domestic attendance since 1997. The studios need to figure something out otherwise it'll become forgotten part of history.

  • @rowanmunro Green Lantern was a huge flop at the box office and X-Men was the lowest grossing (and attended) movie of it's franchise. What about a movie like The Hurt Locker? More people downloaded the movie than saw it in in theaters or DVD the year it won Best Picture at the Oscars. Have you seen the attendance #'s this summer? This summer captured the lowest domestic attendance since 1997. The studios need to figure something out otherwise it'll become forgotten part of history.

  • besides would you like to pay your hard earned dollars to watch a movie that you can only stomach watching for five minutes?popcorn,soda's,gas..pa­rking tickets..paying for your girls ticket and candy ends up being very expensive for us middle class people..especially when we are exposed to garbage film making..in France they sent their bourgoise (i know i spelt that wrong) to the guilotine because of high taxes..we use a less threatening aproach.

  • @JAHubGoodvideos *cough* DICK *cough*

  • @zaneoninternet You compare my comment to a million other trolls on YT, and I'm quite tame. I didn't even say anything dickish. I didn't call him an asshole who should kill himself simply because he pirated the movie. I just said that she shouldn't have announced so uncaring that he pirated the movie. That's it. You guys are so quick to defend Stuckmann that if someone says anything negative about him, you jump all over their throats as if he was threatened. It's just a comment.

  • @JAHubGoodvideos oh sorry i dont give a shit

  • @zaneoninternet Then you're more of a dick than I am. Sorry but saying I'm a dick without justification and then when I come back at you with an argument, you reply with "oh sorry i don't give a shit," if that's not a dick move I don't know what is. Sometimes I hate the internet because of people like you.

  • @JAHubGoodvideos i just hate it because people like you get so worked up over little things like this, learn to control yourself. thats why i dont give a shit.

  • @zaneoninternet I hate when people like you get worked up over a small comment I made. I said something bad about Stuckmann's actions (not the person) deal with it people. It looks like we're even.

  • @JAHubGoodvideos dude i sipmly said cough dick cough. no need to go crazy. lets just shut up.

  • @zaneoninternet Then you shouldn't of said it if you didn't mean it.

  • i really didnt even know this existed until i looked at the movie showtimes online this morning.and our theater didnt even get the debt, we got this instead probably

  • black guy from true blood?

  • which one was the one guy who you thought didnt look that stupid?

  • lmao awsome

  • Harrison Ford says it all at the "You better not watch this movie."

  • LOL

  • i saw the trailer and....it was bad

  • hahahaha "I'm going to spoil things, cuz I don't even care. No one on the planet should see this movie"!! haahahaha I absolutly loved this review Chris!!

  • Just started watching and now I can NOT wait to see your review from the intro! hahaha

  • awesome!!!

  • First!!