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  • Steven Segal....Doing his bit to clean up the gene pool.

  • His fiercest opponent was @ 0:26.

  • stay safe ! don't try this !

  • not cool steven not cool

  • i feel sorry for the guy who had to sit through the entire steven seagal filmography to make this montage.

  • @Sectionedyoursister I couldn't agree more. This individual made a sacrifice way above and beyond that which any sane person should ever have to make!!!

  • Press 1 for kick in the junk

    Press 2 for kick in the junk

    Press 3 for kick in the junk

    Press 4 for kick.... um, I guess you get it.

  • It's an ancient technique that strikes at the very core of young man.... YOU SHALL BECOME A COCKPUNCHER

  • oh yeah ..king of the balls man ...king of the ball ...ahaha

  • these guys had the balls to try to fight seagal

    and now they dont

  • And that's what we call a ball-bearing punch *Pa-Dum-TISH*

  • bullshit, at least 3/4 of those were done by stunt doubles.

  • Seagal kicks people in the balls because, as he is a typical example of a late 80s early 90s American action hero, he is inherently out to prove his masculinity through physical violence (and vicariously, the masculinity of those who his films are aimed at).

    Or maybe he just likes the whooshing noise his legs seem to make whenever he kicks a guy in the nadgers. Do you think they always do that? When he runs around, it's probably like being in a wind tunnel or under a helicopter or something.

  • The COCK KNOCKER!

  • Steven Seagal is...THE BALL BUSTER Rated O for OHHH MY BALLS!

  • You'd think they'd be expecting it after a while and wear some sort of metal cup.. he'd injure himself on it, presumably, which would give the baddies the upper hand.

  • Steven segal= johnny Cage

    HO OH

  • START WEARING A CUP!!!

  • MES COUILLES!!

  • 2个人蛋疼了

  • COCKPUNCHER...捣鸡鸡大侠...

  • peaNUT butter!!!!!

  • Muahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah­ahaha!

  • 痛そう~

  • When is he going to let someone kick him in the balls?

  • so you're a big men with big balls between your legs... not any more

  • there is 1 person doesn't have balls

  • 0:29 - Is he kicking an old man in the balls?

  • What was the song at 1:00?

  • this is why i would put Steven Seagal up against Chuck Norris any day! sure, Chuck has the "texas ranger stare", and roundhouse kicks, but i dont think chuck is even norris enuf to withstand maneuvers such as the "dozen nut kick" along with the "double nut-undo" and the "bowling ball"

  • His favorite snack is salted nuts

  • He lives up to his reputation of the cockpuncher.

  • steven seagal is... Cockpuncher. (for those of you that have seen the movie "the onion" for the rest, fuck off and watch that shit.)

  • 74...wooowww.

  • Seagal... you're breaking mah balls, man

  • my eyes are watering

  • is a mader fuker this persons!!steven seagel fuck you !!!go to the hell, you aren´t an actor!!

  • where is cock puncher?

  • Steven Seagal is a man who can appreciate a nice pair of balls to grab, kick and terminate.

  • the mighty puncher of cocks!

  • Even if you got diamondcoated steel-balls, Seagal can and will bust 'em.

  • Cockpuncher!

  • Au moins il est là pour résoudre le problème de la surpopulation dans le monde, lol. ;)

  • Talk about the violent, uncut version of 'The Nutcracker'...

  • Steven Segal cooking show today featuring Aikido Omelette recipe.

  • Note: Do not fuck with Steven Seagal. If you do, it will be the last thing with which you will *ever* fuck.

  • @jakebreaker Really? Tell that to Gene LeBelle.

  • @ErikPaulsonFan If I ever told anything to Gene LeBelle, it would be immediately followed by "sir" and a coffee.

  • @jakebreaker Totally agree. So when you say that fucking with Steven Seagal will be the last thing a person does, we know that's not true because LeBelle certainly walked away from their confrontation, and Seagal laid there in a pool of his own piss and shit. Steven Seagal (pronounced originally SEE-GUL) is a fraud and a piece of shit, and LeBelle has more talent and balls in his fingernail than this fat motherfucker could ever hope to have.

  • @ErikPaulsonFan

    that must be why gene lebelle was a huge action star in the nineties and seagal wasn't right?

  • @coolmeistermaster No, but it is the reason LeBelle and the stunt crew were dismissed from filming and paid off to keep quiet about what happened.

  • @ErikPaulsonFan

    I'd love to see proof of that hilariously implausible excuse. If you believe in something like that, and believe that it managed to stay silent for twenty years, then i have nothing else to say.

  • @SeagalFan8 It managed to stay silent for about 10, as per the court order (and pay off). Then it hit the Internet.

    What's more intriguing is why the big fat tough guy, who has so far denied the claims of Jenny McCarthy that he sexually fondled her and denied the claims of Steven Quadros that he abused stuntmen....has interestingly kept his flabby lips shut when it came to the LeBelle claim.

    *Now* you have nothing else to say.

  • @ErikPaulsonFan

    I think that he's responded to jenny mccarthy and quadros because those are important issues that could damage his career. the fact he abuses stuntmen has been pretty much confirmed by morris chestnut and john leguizamo, among others. but he doesn't respond to the lebelle claim because it's just a rumor that won't effect his career. and the most reliable source says that seagal let him do the choke hold, thinking he could get out of it. i believe that one because it's reliable

  • @SeagalFan8 What's interesting is that *he* didn't respond to Jenny McCarthy; his rep did, which is odd. He also denied the Quadros claim...and then Chestnut made comments proving Seagal does indeed act that way. It's not a stretch, then, to believe that LeBelle stood up for his guys and choked this fat cocksucker out.

    Even going by the tame version - that he allowed the choke - you'd still think he's deny it if it weren't true. He's denied nothing. Steven Seagal is a fraud.

  • Man your breaking my balls here hans your breakin my balls.

    didnt realise he was that much of a nutcracker

  • wtf

  • of course he likes doing that he is the....COCKPUNCHER!!!!!

  • he didnt get the role of the Cock Knocker in The Onion Movie for no reason!

  • Urban Justice is the most ballbreaking movie on this planet. Featuring Seagal as Simon ''Ballbuster'' Ballister!

  • Damn Steven I Never Knew That You Kick Lot Of Ball,s In You Time N.O. To Cell Do Not Fight Steven Seagal If You Do Your Ball,s Well Feel The Wrath In This Video.

  • COCKPUNCHER !!!!!

  • uhh it's unpleasant to watch, like why does he have to break people's balls or squeeze their bones.. cant he kil them like break their heads..it's unpleasent to feel so much pain before dying

  • well then they shouldnt be a criminal or think theyre tough and try to put up a fight against him

  • I'm surprised there are any balls left.

  • *That's kinda disgusting now that I think about it. lol.

  • this was very uncomfortable to watch...

  • dude you are awesome for making this vid

  • hahahah thats a good one xDDD

    *****

  • He's a real Ballbreaker

  • He's a real ballbuster...

  • wHAT A AWESOME FUN A!tHANKS

  • ahahahaha

  • He's neutering all of the criminals...what a great plan!!!

  • What a fag!

  • Hahahahaha, SUCH a good idea for a video.

  • upon watching this video im sure you will learn something from steven seagal, its not aikido, its not kungfu, its ......

  • bustin balls and breakin bones

  • ouch

  • I kinda like him now he does kick ass!

  • look at 00:25!!

  • Next movie: STERILISATOR 2OOO!

  • MY NUTS!!!

    LOL On Deadly Ground

  • thats what he would do to chuck norris lol

  • (00:25) I don't know why this guy is screaming for... his balls or his shoulder?

    Guy:

    - Both idiot.

  • Kick the BALL cindy, ho right Tom

  • LOL.. THIS IS EVEN BETTER

  • Ouch! Ouch! O~~~~uch

    Oh~ Steven~ It's really hurt...

  • ROFLMAO! That was absolutely AWESOME! Seagal is the man. Fantastic compilation. *puts thumbs up*

  • Steven know where it hurts.

  • Ouch. :(

  • Tenir un restaurant japonais, c'est beaucoup de sushis!

  • Ouff...

  • Fuck realy good video bud the scenes are to fas t!

  • No one break balls like Stevie. No one.

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