[B] is for blog.

[hirofan]

Do you have the 13 and 17-year locusts there?

(They are not really locusts.. as you said, セミ.)

[j1165]

Like the blog!!!!

[TakanoriDravin]

...Weird, why do I enjoy these long updates so much? I just noticed that...

I saw that it was over 13 minutes and I was like; "YES!"

...how very queer that I hadn't noticed this before, are you subliminally making us stay and watch the whole video?

I'm on to you...

[tomken8dy]

Your Mac, fish tank and fridge all go one after the other.

I thought Macs were totally reliable.

I FINALLY watched this whole vid.

I've been doing green screen for a year!

Let's do a green screen collab so I can ride your coat tail... um, so we can HELP each other and enlighten the masses about green screening.

[Japanesemusicforall]

The cicada's in Japan are so damn loud. I hate them.

[angel21d]

I almost thought you would say it's raining men when you started this video lol.

[Akatsukilover]

It actually was raining when you said it was raining. lol

[avernikas]

You're awesomely reachable for an incredibly busy dude, thus, I'll send a few questions. Of course nothing silly or bothersome, but it isn't every day one has the ear of some one in the know about all things Japan. Thank you again.

[Radrey]

I think I remember a comment on one of your old videos that said... "Victor did you forget to take your ADD medication today?"

LOL. WTF?

[SilverMonkey2]

yep humanity is overrated

[happyveggyman]

I bet thatjapanesegirls views just skyrocketed. Nice.

[rpmcentire]

i like the other green screen more, you know, the good one.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

LOL!

[sasuke000naruto]

Looooooooooove your videos

[samzever123]

too bad i cant subscribe more than once to the same channel

[SeeYouNextFall]

Hell, at least Gekkou25 got a response from you.

Over the past year I have sent you three emails and no response.

Perhaps I should try and be less polite in my emails to you.

lol

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Either lying or YT is super glitchy. You subd to me on GBM on Nov. 29, 2008 and June 15, 2009 on this channel. Never have I gotten an email from you.

Try emailing me at my gmail account -- gimmeabreakman @.

[SeeYouNextFall]

Whoa man, no need to accuse me of lying.

I actually made a mistake. I am subbed to your other channels and have emailed your other account.

Bu its ok, I understand your busy.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

I didn't accuse you. I gave you a choice. Don't be so glass-is-half-full. Let's try it again. "A) Either lying or B) YT is super glitchy." (Whispering: Dude, go with B!) I looked through the mail and find no record of your emails. So instead of leaving me another comment -- which I do actually appreciate -- send me an email, pretty please. No sarcasm here. Send me the email.

[acekkkkkk]

yeah thought that cicadas were called "Higorashi", too

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Never heard that.

[acekkkkkk]

there is an anime called " higurashi no naku koro ni" and it should mean something like "When the Cicadas Cry"

[Akatsukilover]

Does this really have anything to do with the video?

[acekkkkkk]

yeah, because hes talking about cicadas and he said they are called semi, and he mentioned that he never heard about higurashi and i ant to know^^

[XoceAguilado]

I'll buy your user name.

It was actually the first user name I wanted when I tried to sign up here.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Price just went up to $52!

[XoceAguilado]

Nooo...!

That's too high for me. I'm cheap. Haha!

[Mr0bombastic]

aren't cicadas called "Higorashi"?

[karekora]

breathe... breathe!! haha :) nice vid

[ElevenColors]

Heeeey, nothing wrong with using cute girls with cute thumbnails.

BASTARD. You used thatjapanesegirl and nipples in the same sentence. Now I have to watch to the end.

Damn. Chroma key envy. Very tight. No green tinge at all around the edge.

Still not understanding this watch list thing you keep mentioning.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Look at my profile. ON the left hand side there is a group of 16 people. Right? See it? Starts with Gimmeabreakman and Gimmeabonedog and ends with Daichen and Luciditi. I can change that list at will. IF a new person subs to my channel, they'll be asked if they want to sub to the others on that list. Unsub from this channel and sub back and you'll see.

[ElevenColors]

Ah. Interesting. Must be a partner thing, or I haven't poked around enough yet.

[tomken8dy]

Sorry, gotta cut this short, get some coffee and get hyper on the haters.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Don't you love the haters!?

[TheDutchGaijin]

Oh, talking about insulting... can I add you on skype?

[miniscus5]

XDXD,the dog was a killer XD

[miniscus5]

you are one of the best in youtube!!!

[Insaneagram]

Oh my god that happened to my pc a few weeks ago after installing some anti virus software I've never had a computer mess up so much. Luckely I managed to get into it using safe mode.

Ooh awesome green screen!

[usaverageguy]

Victor, I had no idea, how much effort you put into these videos. It seems to have consumed your entire life. I now see why your wife hates Utube. It has become your mistress. GET A LIFE MAN. LOL. Seriously, I enjoy your videos and appreciate all the effort you put into teaching us morons. Gambatte

[Gimmeaflakeman]

??? My computerhas a bunch of stuff in it. Not just YT stuff.

[usaverageguy]

Alright,  so she hates your computer and Utube is just a part of that. I don't want to guess what else a man may have on his hard drive that would upset his wife.

[gimmeabonedog]

I know about your secret files.

[usaverageguy]

I'm sure I don't know what you are talking about.

[ChemistInJapan]

Wow... I think that's the saddest most rambling sob story excuse I've ever heard for not posting a video ever.

(笑)

[Strifezilla]

couldnt stop laughing at the haters

[GaijinGuide]

Shouldn't you not make fun of people's poor Japanese? I am sure you teach people with poor Japanese on edufire.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

I would never make fun of sincere students.

[TrueBlueAustralian]

arnt we all insane..?

[Daichen]

I envy you cuz at least you are able to talk about the morons. I am not big enough to have morons... yet.....

[brokenchopstickz]

lol

[alecjahn]

He may be insane, but.... *insert channel statistics again*

...

A+

[BusanKevin]

Thanks for the updates! Sounds like your Mac was acting like a PC!!!!

[BahamutDKing]

Inderviduals are clear people are stupid and hope i have as much energy as you when i get to your age.

Love your lessons very helpful stuff when i go back japan i maybe able to talk a little better rather than have my freind tell me what to say all the time

[thatjapanesegirl]

Hey! I don't show my nipples in my videos! LOL.

[GamingFever]

But I guess the views are doubled now.... xD

[platonicmojo]

lol...

[watcher8o]

LOL, hidden nipple shots... her views are going to double up.

[unrested]

the biggest haters always have zero videos it seems. mostly because negativity is the only thing they know how to share in the youtube world.

definitely make that green screen vid i have been dying to learn how to do that but have never taken the time to research so i would prefer to just sit on my ass and watch video about it instead lol.

[raika19eighty6]

i bought a fridge off craigslist for 40 bucks. bigger than me. (i'm 5'3) no water/ice dispenser. very clean. sold it for 60 after i moved. do you use craigslist?

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Nope. Don't even know if anyone uses that in Japan.

[raika19eighty6]

You're right. I searched for refrigerator, fridge, reizouko, and 冷蔵庫。。。nada, zip, zilch. But they have a bunch in Tokyo Craigslist. Any who, forgot to give me regards on my first comment, great vid Victor!

[synterlu]

I think your videos are the only ones that make me watch them until the end, doesn't matter if they are 20 minutes long.

[Ido013]

No wrong I don't like long videos you should make them shorter that's what you should do! （・∀・） Just kidding obviously. You can keep someone like me captivated long enough it means a good news~

Oooo so せみ is "cicada" in itself then ひぐらし would be those summer cicadas right?

Hey I dunno why but is there a relation between your dog Maggie and Magibon? （^ω^;）

Ok I'm weirdly hyper will be checking out Ken now~ he's funny （^ω^）

[rphinks]

Magibon might be the illegitimate child of Maggie. I think the dog has spoken more words though

[adakkochan]

mmmm kowai...

Maggie is so cute! I miss her!

[systemjap]

haha the green screen test made me laugh haha

[matman125]

You've had a busy week.

[DJRaivu]

Yo Victor. I love this vlog ^^ I can't wait for the 101 collab. How did you manage to get a video posted that's over 10 minutes? o.o; Keep up the awesome work.

[P00P0STER0US]

More vlogs need to be filmed while under the influence of alcohol. The internet is a beautiful thing but I'm struggling, like many are, with trying to find a balance between interacting online and getting shit done offline. So far I'm losing that struggle...

[zeppchick]

lol i loved this video xDDD

I LOVE all ur videos

[sonicphotonic]

Victor if you want I can send you my disc for Photoshop CS3 in the mail. :)

[supermanx2k6]

haha wow this vid made me laugh a lot man! you're badass victor badass

[chad5161]

In Japan it is most honorable to poke the person in the eye after they sneeze. This is the Samurai way.

[nanodances]

Raining in Hawaii as well. "Leftovers from Japan" like my gramps used to say ^^

[StylidiumLane]

Oh & thanks for reminding me I have a Mac to fix...

[StylidiumLane]

Don't sniff snot!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

In Japan, sniffing snot is more polite than blowing your nose. NOT JOKING!

[StylidiumLane]

urgh!

[misterbearbe]

A thing I read is that when you go out with a friend in Japan for a drink you always have to make sure that you pour his or her drink and never to pour your own drink. Since it is seen as greedy and rude? Is that correct?

[XoceAguilado]

In some Eskimo tribes, the mothers would suck their baby's/babies' snot out to clean their nose... Like nose-blowing, but like nose sucking...

I don't even know why I'm pointing this out...

I'm not an Eskimo. I just read a lot. :D

[DhammaDan]

The rainy season is all over Asia at this time I believe...Though I think Japanese monks gave up the vassa retreat. Maybe Zen monks have something similar. Btw glad you liked the video I sent! I'll be sure to keep making some Japanese related stuff in the near future.

[AjikanPanda]

Hahahaha your blogs are hilarious. Boring is the least word to describe you.

The thing I love about you and BetaMaxDC is that your both sarcastic and a little blunt :-p

Mainly, you tell it like it is!

ほんとに言う点お[Have to speak the truth!]

Adobe elements 4.0 came with my computer. I'm not to crazy about it. I prefer CS 2 or 3.

[misterbearbe]

Did not mean to offend you at all I love your videos just found it kind of sneaky! There I was watching the video thinking where did the girl go.. ^^'

Shoot now I'm listed as a moron ;_;

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Badge of honor, my friend!

[misterbearbe]

Domo arigato gozaimasu!

[cleanstar]

The best part of this clip is 11:12 - 11:48. You should do more of that. Makes you look better. =)

[chad5161]

I agree

[APOKALYPSE34]

insanely is always fun . Plus why would we want to be boring ?!

Im with there, Ken Is the one of the cool guy!

[Ph4rOah]

This is why you don't make videos about your trolls or haters. Claiming you don't care in the same video is even gayer. It's a trophy.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Take your rules and shove em where the sun don't shine.

If I can make a video making fun of 3 people -- 2 of them I am actually on good terms with -- I will.

Moron.

[Ph4rOah]

Protip: Don't have lengthy correspondence with randoms in the first place. when you block a troll (or jump to ad hominem in this case( that's like the icing on the cake. You automatically cede high ground. You mine as well just say "you win". kthxbye

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Again with all the bullshit internet lingo. You make up rules and expect everyone to follow them. LOL! Enjoy your online world of make believe. Take your protips and kthxbye and whatever bullshit and ...well, you know what to do. AND fuck YOUR idea high ground is what I would say to you in person so what's the point or pretending otherwise in video or in comments.

[ImAlwaysR1ght]

I think you should drink MORE coffee. This vid was hilarious.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Don't tell me what to do! LOL!

[Luciditi]

Long video = lots for me to say :D

Tell me about it... its been raining in NYC all summer. Record rain for NYC too.

Your not hyper! Your just Victor. You switch it up every now and then, but even then i wouldn't say hyper.

Wow i noticed that DC guy! It stood out to me after i saw his comment somewhere XD

Ahahaha you definitely don't need to put a girl as your thumbnail to get views.

I love all your theme songs XD

Your so cool even your long videos are fun to watch!

- Jessica

[iFukuyama]

D= u... took me seriously..=P oh, and dont confuse jingrish with japanese! japanese is just a language, jingrish is something else entirely, its something way above that, something out if its league, something.. heavenly.

[Abbafails]

Heres you flake

[decoysupreme]

I seen most of thatjapanesegirl videos and I have never seen a nip slip. false advertisement.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

You got to know where to look.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Dude it is a joke

90% of my vids are tongue in cheek. And don't pm me unitl you get to know me. Didn't you get that it annoys me!? DAMN YOU MORONIC SUBS! Ask in the comments. And SI HABLO ESPANOL!

[decoysupreme]

calmado! 90% es "tongue in cheek" pero cuando escribes es differente, que no?

No mas DM ya te entiendo

"False Advertisement"

[ElevenColors]

> 90% of my vids are tongue in cheek.

The other 10% are tongue on nipple.

[IndianHill504]

you have to rate the video, then sub to her, first.

[aleschray]

sounds like you had fun

[iFukuyama]

whats up with the background?=O

[Gimmeaflakeman]

It is there.

[XoceAguilado]

He's hiding his thongs.

[iloverock816]

dammit, i was almost the first person to comment on this vid.

haha love your shirt.

people are morons, what to do?

its raining here in the US of A too!

[betamaxdc]

AHAHA! i love this. so true why should we even take these jokers serious for one moment. i need to give out awards soon. ahahaaaa

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Come back and read comments from morons.

[IndianHill504]

you need to get an award...naw jp

[betamaxdc]

victor has already given me 4 awards for biggest asshat of the month. i am the champ.

[NaruXD]

did you get a big belt or something to match the title :D

[IndianHill504]

i tried not to like you but...dude yer cool