Dateline NBC: To Catch A Predator - Flagler Beach, Florida Part 7

[theclicker1]

cop: "i'm single, and i don't carry condoms"

pedo (thinking): "that's because you're a fat fuck"

[iluvuknow]

Lmfao. This is the funniest one out of all of them. "We're both gonna get arrested..I think" "......o.o......" and "They're my keys" "LET GO" "Alright alright -.-"

[uwldluvme21]

What rlly bothers me is alot these dudes are married n have kids.... are they home touching them, or waiting for them to hit puberty smh KILL THEM ALL!!!

[usmankhalid1982]

1:04 ... Hhhwhaat :D

[djdrock111]

7:53 He looks like a retarded Eddie Van Halen with short hair.

[YouCantHoldOnTooLong]

You know who I actually think he looks more like is DJ Qualls who played Kyle in Road Trip.

~Dutch

[jasutin22]

lol that investigator seemed proud to be single and not cary condoms...pedo says "cool story bro"

[beejor]

Look out, he's got a key! Snipers, move in!

[devastateurface]

Under the boardwalk... board-walk.

[LordVader89]

"I swear to God I'm a virgin."

[lexalina132]

@LordVader89 noob!!!!

[50ztej]

lets be honest most guys arnt gonna say no to a hot 13 year old girl though

[karlsmith00]

@50ztej well, pedophiles won't, and you sound like one. if you don't say no, you'll end up in jail. and in jail, you won't be able to say no to the guys there.

you're not smart enough to get away with it here in america. go to a place like cambodia or vietnam, they have special places where children are sold into sex slavery to be exploited by swine like you. in fact, go live there. you don't belong in america.

[Caparzoshow]

LET GO OF THE KEYS!

[dexhivvv]

@Caparzoshow Yes.... and? They have an order to arrest this faggot, faggot can be a child molestor or no-brain clown who will take these keys and put them in your throat with a blink of an eye. Jammed keys(depends) between fingers in fist can do a shit load of damage in 1 second.

So ... yes, if cops are holding you, you beter not hold anything in your hands.

[spamviking]

All dislikes didn't let go of their keys

[liquifex]

The only issue I have is what they don't show you. Perverted Justice is awesome, but they definitely pursuade most of them in. And you'll notice most of these guys have no record, not all, but most...I' wonder if any get off on entrapment.

[BackPeddlingNoob]

@liquifex It's not entrapment since the Predators always start the conversation first and they are the ones that bring up sex.

If you go to Perverted Justice Website and read all the chat logs, it's always the Predators and the Predators all know that, it's against the law to solicite sex and they still show up.

They are Adults and Adults make their own decisions.

Having no self control at all :/

[liquifex]

I know it's fucked up, but I can't help but feel bad for the guys under 24. The only thing that changes that is the 13/14 thing. If they said 16....I mean, it happens. I've had friends who dated guys that age when we were young. It was commonplace. They'd pick em up from highschool. And I've known total freak 16 yrolds. Young sisters of friends, and their friends, they can be outright aggressive, heh. But 13....christ man, c'mon. I'm surpised these guys don't lawyer up on the spot

[karlsmith00]

@liquifex under 24?

they're adults they should know better. they can drive, vote, buy alcohol, join the military. they should know to stay away from 13 year olds. i don't feel sorry for such trash.

and i'm sure you sit around and dream of aggressive 16 year olds. i'm sure your mother was aggressive when she was 16. moron.

[capachijim]

looks like Tennis Boy is going to have a lot more to "struggle with internally" in jail...

[59Conserved]

This might not sound professional but it would have been funny if both cop engaged in a jinx face-off when they said "Let go of the keys!!!"

[OfficialRilo]

(Say in his voice and its funnier xD!)

Ima not ah, ah am version, i swear i am ah version no swear i swear!

[GotMiLkMedia1]

The police are way over the top, i mean obviously its not right what those guys are doing, but if there not trying to escape, do they need to shove there face in the dirt.

[delegendkillerbaby]

@GotMiLkMedia1 Those men went to the house to molest children. They deserve more then getting their faces shoved in the dirt.

[GotMiLkMedia1]

@delegendkillerbaby as i said its not right what those guys are doing, and they deserve prison for life, but i mean i wouldnt want to live in a place were the police are that brutal when a person isnt trying to escape or resist?

[holz93]

"Let go of the keys"

"No they're MY keys"

"LET GO OF THE KEYS!"

[Mugzy619]

Still havent caught pedobear....

[friedchicken187]

7:33: Apparently Bubba Ray Dudley became a cop.........

[jeeeeeeb]

8:00 charlie sheen

[MrHugorocks]

the officer is single not married and he dont carry condoms some one needs to get laid 

[r24cw18]

whaat?....jaja

[Minatoleekrinaze]

Azfor(or whatever): What's going on?!?!?!

Khan: Dude we're getting arrested. I'm sorry. *takes it like a man*

Azfor: .......;_________;

Me: ohlol

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

Many girls want to have sex with him, what a stud, lawls!

[MrRocketman19]

2 part harmony.

[emjhubbard]

 MY VERSION OF HOW I WISH THIS SHO WOULD GO

police 1: let go of the keys

pedo holds tight to keys

police: let go of the keys

pedo:no their my keys

both police:LET GO OF THE KEYZZZZ!!!!

PEDO: ok (smug smile) (I come out of the lil life guard tower and sick my huge black lab on the pedo)

[OfficialSykoSolja]

I often wonder what the Decoy says to them in the chats, other than what they actually show.

[sentinelx1337]

@OfficialSykoSolja you can read the entire transcripts from the perverted justice website, many of them are pretty gross though.

[kgp8]

@sentinelx1337 I totally agree, they should stick to cougars. They are THE best.

[wickedlady4180]

@OfficialSykoSolja the entire chat logs are on perverted justices' website

[capachijim]

Nicknames for jpeterdk2000's penis:

quarter inch killer

short stuff

half pint

inadecute

little buddy

chubbs

[DESTRUCTION10001]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO I cant stop laughing at tennisboys and slave2mistresses. Im sure neither of them felt singled out since both of them got caught together and interrogated at the same time lol.

[mookixox]

@dsparker26 Oh and just to add insult to injury, Obozo and Co also willfully equipped and funded Muslim Fanatical Mercenaries with KNOWN links to the Taliban to kill Ghadaffi (and impose Sharia Law in Libya). Which means our so-called magical and fanatical muslim cave ninja enemies have gained even more power in the region. YAY!!!

[jameson32]

@mookixox You are nuts.

[KrashKrazyKash]

@mookixox Maybe, but you can rest easy dude. I along with others, "Took a few out" while we were there.. And we may be taking out a few more soon enough..

[mookixox]

@KrashKrazyKash I'm not worry about them, I'm worried about fuck tards like you who come back home and shoot up a McDonalds on the news every month (when you're not blowing your own brains out over the family coffee table that is) LOL. Bye batshit.

[KrashKrazyKash]

@mookixox I was talking about YOU dicklips... You are part of the problem, and I guarantee that you are wrapped up in some sort of bullshit, probably some "Conspiracy" type shit.. Yer name says most of it.. MOOK If you knew what that was.... But idiots hang themselves everyday, that's why I wait for shitbox ass clowns like yourself to talk shit.. Like you did.. You should worry about me tho, bitch, it means I am doin my job..

[mookixox]

@KrashKrazyKash How am I part of the problem? We just had a veteran kill a female park ranger and freeze to death in the fuckin mountains last week. A couple days later another military fucktard killed a cop and wounded a few others because he was growing weed in his basement LOL. I'm not interested in peeing my pants over magical bare foot cave ninjas (Guess I don't watch enough t.v like you seem to be).

[mookixox]

@dsparker26 Oops I forgot to address your other bullshit accolade on 'ending the war'. First of all Obozo the clown ran on a platform that Iraq would be over with as a priority of winning the election (apparently he needed 3 more years lol). He also took every single troop in Iraq and sent them straight into Afghanistan so he really didn't ramp down the military wastefull spending. In fact Obozo and Co just slaughtered 24 Pakistan Soldiers in a drone attack (again) about a month ago.

[mookixox]

@dsparker26 Oh you mean the magical geriatric cave ninja that they pretended to kill (and couldn't show proof of), which is why they shot seal team 6 out of the sky less then 4 months after the hoax (The greatest single loss of Seals in their history). Raise Taxes on my neighbour making over 250k? No thanks, I'll wait until the govt cuts bloated spending and rampant fraud before squeezing more blood out of the people who pay nearly 50% of everything the Govt extorts to begin with. ;)

[ExplicitZerg]

notice they are all middle eastern ? hmmmm...

[TranceTechnoSucks]

Fifteen fucking years? This is some fucking bullshit... They didn't even do anything. Ok, the girl is underage... But she is fucking willing, giving them the adress and basically saying "lol, come over and fuck me" I despise pedophiles, but seriously... Somewhat excessive?

[darthvatrayen]

I actually feel bad for the kid...

[TheKattttt]

I realize this is very judgemental, and we are not all blessed with beautiful skin - but holy shit pimple forest at 3:11 o_O

[ageoforton686]

@TheKattttt holy shit were they pimples, thats fucking nasty man ahaha

[619stanley]

@ageoforton686 It might be gravel on his face from being pushed down to the ground, doesn't look like pimples

[ageoforton686]

@619stanley yeah true

[Punkrockfan001]

@TheKattttt

thats gravel from the ground when he was arrested dipshit.lol

[TheKattttt]

@Punkrockfan001 Oh, okay. My mistake. No need to call me a 'dipshit'.

[steveparok00]

HAHAHAHA LET GO OF HIS PERVERTED KEYS!@ MUAHAHAHAHA

[The1SbProductions]

"But they're my keys! :c"

[whatitdomissymoo]

'LET GO OF THE KEYS!' 'okay'...Classic!

[WhoWantsToKnow81]

5:56 "who knows where it would lead!"

Prison?

[edrees786]

Other guy: WHAT?!?!

[chandlymen]

@edrees786 we we we both gonna ge arrested mahn :(

[edrees786]

Khan: wer both gnna get arrested

[timeforLoLz]

1:25 on the ground they look at each other like. F***

[DivideInfinity]

@timeforLoLz Funny if it zoomed up to their faces and tennisboy said "We've done it again!" then audience laughter

[OrgasmicAbortion]

7:05 priceless

[PIMPSTIR]

I rather hear microsoft sam do the text reading then these pervs

[Nebster173]

LET GO OFF THE KEYS!!!!

lmao

[pinksoap100]

1:05 is the best part of the videooo!! hahahaha his face is priceless!!!!

[TheRaleyman]

whats up with the voice they use when they read the text?

its so creepy.

[semperFi4ever100]

'Let go with the keys!!' - 'No they're MY keys!' - 'LET GO WITH THE KEYS!!!' - 'all right, all right...' Holy fuck, that was glorious! :D They should have punched him in the face, not for resisting but for being sassy.

[kgp8]

@semperFi4ever100 U have to admit, that fat police officer knows how to throw down.

[Nionity]

@semperFi4ever100 that was to good xD

[syrfnr]

Im on the weird part of youtube again... But shit this is funny! LOL

[mathewheffley121]

possibly the most awkward conversation ever.

[Diannathecoolone]

The cops need to chill. They like make a doggie pile on the guys when they walk out of the house. That would be okay, if the guys were running away or had a weapon, but they are kinda just walking out slowly....

[TheJegozu]

@Diannathecoolone I think the officers approach is part of the rehabilitation, waking up for these guys ...

[akuma4u]

@Diannathecoolone its all part of show business 

[nodevoutt]

@Diannathecoolone yea then have one of them pull out a knife & quickly stab people will do all kinds of crazy things when caught dont let an innocent face fool u

[icefrappe]

@Diannathecoolone these sick fucks deserve it. they have to get used to getting doggie pile once they're locked up anyway lol

[TheSkylur44]

@Diannathecoolone They probably have kids of their own and basically hate these vermin. Also it's more dramatic for the cameras.

[capachijim]

@Diannathecoolone yeah, what are they going to attack them with? Condoms?

[Yourbeautiful666]

lol No, they're MY keys!

[LuigiMario91]

Those two bitches would make perfect cellmates

[Exilemainstreet]

Let go of the keys, in stereo.

Another Classic TCAP Moment

[plmoknist]

my favorite part was 7:40

[No11Sugimura]

MANY GIRLS HAVE TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME /facepalm

[daggakid90]

1:47 well that explains it

[tonybarrueta]

Sick motherfuckers

[jksonny]

KHAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

[crazymavericksfan]

@jksonny Cousin Sal!

[PlsPlayDota]

LET GO OF THE KEYS

[acenace24]

My proof of my innocence: "I swear I am virgin!"

[eccentricity00]

in hell, i hope all the pedos are kept together.

[OTHsmallvillefan]

do none of these pedo's that have children even think about what they are doing...i mean would they be okay for their child who is a minor to have sex with a pedo? but then i guess they are mentally retarded and don't know shit.

[MrHugorocks]

the officertowards the end of the vid said he's single not married and he dont carry condoms he amited he dont get no pussy sad what a losser hahahah

[brammatie2]

Before prision: (_*_)

After prision: (_0_)

[TheMoonyeti]

sand niggers

[tsb049]

@TheMoonyeti and youre no better

[tsb049]

I always carry condoms in my wallet as well. I don't get why carrying condoms around matters.

[tsb049]

"dude we're both gonna get arrested"

"what?"

funniest shit ever!

[rubydawn1]

everyone should show there teenage children this to show them the dangers of this kind of behaviour.

[MsYeahBlah]

did tennisboy go to jail? what happened to him?

[tsb049]

@MsYeahBlah

"Khan was sentenced to fifteen months in jail followed by a special five years sex offender probation term and a lifetime of sex offender registry."

[MsYeahBlah]

@tsb049 Dang. I kinda feel bad for him A LITTLE...he deserved it but I do see he looked sincere about wanting to 'make things right'

[newchannelish]

2:00 "vershen"

[DeathToFrankLung]

can we all agree that chris hansen is god?

[swlovesvegans]

i just vomitted in my mouth

[C59Soldier]

He was a fucking big cop wasn't he? Notice he's the last one in the group walking up that boardwalk when they are leading the smart mouth pedo away? :P

LET GO OF THE KEYS!

[natevines]

8:15 "I'm single...and I don't carry condoms around"...maybe because you're a bald, fat ugly fuck?

[TheExhaleman]

@natevines LOL, valid observation. If you didn't post this, I would've.

[BabyLawl]

I'm a young girl from that area of Florida, and sometimes I wonder.. These people walk by me on the streets? Thankful that this show gives some more awareness..

[CokeSupply]

"You sent naked pictures of yourself to a 13 year old girl! Why did you do it?"

"It's a weakness of mine!" XD

[TheMightyBenito]

thumps up if you think Chris Hansen Rules!

[SithLordRising]

Strange how all these guys seem to practice 'safe sex'. 

[HistoryHmoobGuy]

when white boys get caught they put on the best acting ever

[ItchingJ]

"I'm single and I don't carry condoms around" - Forever Alone Cop 

[manzkaymaykiasia]

the house is the best one....

[SatanFang]

i love the bit where the camera's walk in, hilarious.

[NvAndCgProductions]

Nicknames he gives his penis? o.e

[SexAndCandyHair92]

I'd be funny if one of the pervs ran into the ocean and started swimming to get away.

[karlgookey]

@SexAndCandyHair92 Chris Hansen?! Fuck it... TO CUBA!!

[florabundanced]

@SexAndCandyHair92 Bwaaaaaaaaahahahaha!!!!! That would be so hilarious!!!

[polly10022]

@SexAndCandyHair92 Why?

[dan0122333]

@polly10022 do you not have a functional imagination?

[polly10022]

@dan0122333 was i talking to you?

[NotTheOrleansMaid]

@SexAndCandyHair92

lmao

[itzkolpi]

Chris Hansen for president

[yvorius]

@itzkolpi : PEDOBEAR FOR PRESIDENT! still better than obama:)

[mookixox]

@itzkolpi Hell at this point even the pedophile predators are more capable of running America then Obozo the clown!

[poodledreams]

1:04, that's some funny shit right there.

[Aqtiv3]

He won't be a virgin for long in prison...

[mryjn420090]

were both gonna get arrested LOL

[SgtSLice]

KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!

[VidUploDer]

i like the shock looking face on that ARAB guy hahah

[b2cool412tame]

*slams to ground* stop resisting! uhh he wasnt.. not that we could see

[DBTFxC]

"Let go of the keys or two of us will have to ask you simultaneously..."

"No there my keys..."

"Right, you asked for it...."

[ilwa7shhh]

"Let go of the keys"

"No they're my keys"

"LET GO OF THE KEYS!!!"

"Okay fine"

[blazette]

Slave2Mistresses says he has done no criminals in his life, well I'm pretty sure five years later he has done a hundred ho's who treated him like a dog inside their cells.

[Rockboy122]

LET GOO OF DA KEYS D:<

[Rockboy122]

LET GOO OF DA KEYS D:<

[jedihero67]

kahn probably killed himself later.

[GuppyOdyssey]

Chris Hansen kinda sounds like Jimmy Stewart when he yells.

[WatchVenusSpa]

No they're MY keys!

[andropok]

-you alwas carry THREE CONDOMS in your pocket?!

- well actually they've been there for quite a while and...

- i mean i'm SINGLE and i dont carry condoms around

- uhm...ok

[MightyRavendark89]

I think slavetomistresses likes to be handcuffed....

[killpeek]

7:34 remix pleaaaase....

[killpeek]

again... this show should end with GOLA GOLA dance!!...

[coder928]

@blazette I usually never laugh at dose comments but I rofld at dat

[Widlyman]

"let go of the keys ."

"but they are my keys.."

"LET GO OF THE KEYYSS!!!"

[helmut4lyfe]

Why does NBC hire these little sluts to try to hit on older guys?

[JohnF30Music]

15 years in prison for showing yourself naked to a fuckin girl that asks for it??... lol

[jblcn1042]

along with whites, middle easterners/Indians etc seem to be the next biggest pedos.

[blazette]

13 people never let go of their keys.

[DoOrDieSniperFi]

Don't worry khan, there will be plenty of balls in prison

[Thugl3unny]

8.15 "I'm single, I'm not married and I don't carry condoms around.." Because evidently nobody would fuck you.

[xxDarkstreamxx]

@Thugl3unny i know i wouldnt lmfao.

[3732334]

that bald dude is totally fucked up

[MarvinsVlog]

"Let go of the keys"

"No they're my keys"

"LET GO OF THE KEYS!"

"...alright alright fine"

Lmfao

[wwefantommy]

LET GO OFF THE KEYS!!!