The Maury Povich Home Paternity Test

[humps678]

LOL Skank hoe

[humps678]

Preppy white boy went ghetto

[DreamBeautyx3]

hahahahahahaaahahahahahahahaha­aaaaaaaa!

[analyzingfunny]

SO TRUE!!!! MGTOW MGTOW MGTOW

[bobthechat]

How does that shit works LOL U bot have to pee at the same time on that test ?!? LOL

[Q8379]

41 bitches' saw their clever plot fail

[AdmiralGilgamesh]

I found this to be a funny goof and a spoof

[182Burritos]

My life is complete. This shit is hilarious.

[19cambria]

i nthought it was real

[TupreeMariee]

-Hell Naw..

[ms13bri]

Fucked up yo

[james10614]

That is fucked up

[LuhhNayNay]

lmfaoooo

[S8xyGurl]

lol

[goodlover292008]

wow lol

[Rubystars1000]

I think it's funny because the people in this video are white and acting like the blacks on the Maury show

[msemptycanvas]

Llmmffaaaooo

[justbedumb1]

Ahaha lol that too funny

[cheacky15]

The Maury Povich Home Paternity Test; it's like drama in your very own home!

[smylez09]

lmfao

[bettarescuer]

38 women a total whores,

[HerWishGranted]

Needs to be Made.

[Frizz90]

Sad thing is you should really get a patent on this idea!

[METROIDKILLERX]

Huh. Did Maury Povich really see/like this? I think it's awesome :D

[sanspantsproductions]

@METROIDKILLERX Yes he did, and he loves it! You can check out our appearance on The Maury Povich Show here: watch?v=vi3bRJ3pSlU

[Msmissy1102]

These shows r SO crazy & repetitive! I love how the dude ALWAYS does some kind of dance! Classic!

[InYourJizz]

I like his little dance in the back at 0:45

[guitaristchick009]

That is the best video I have ever seen! :D

[InYourJizz]

SEE, I TOLD YOU BITCH IT WASNT MINE!!!!

[joel750]

@InYourJizz LOL!!! rotflmao!! XD XD XD

[Goshous]

@00belief00 If the condom breaks, it'll shout, "You ARE the father!"

[Ariegiggles]

This is LAME.

[MuthaHustla]

Is it that the woman is that wrong or the man is not sexing her right... Some men can't handle there business in the bedroom and woman has to go else where to get what she needs. 5 inches (-) and a minute man is a song for infidelity...

[Ariegiggles]

@MuthaHustla ROFL

[bottaboomstick]

@MuthaHustla that is true. But in most cases...these girls are just having casual sex with multiple partners without being in a relationship with any of them. It is not like these girls on the show are with the man for years.

[SuicidalKiller4life]

@MuthaHustla

That is so wrong if a women wouldn't do things to satisfy her man and he went to get it somewhere else nobody would it is the woman's fault.

[lrmxr1]

I gotta recut this one and put it on my FB page.....this is the best. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!! Heeeeee-larious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rawkey]

I wonder what the prize is inside

[azuredragooz]

wait, under 10% accurate?

[CrimeReport]

I'm so glad I'm not a nigger.

[zackboomer]

@CrimeReport Totally agree

[nevada1981]

lol. my wife asked me if this is serious. she is not blond.

[thepat84]

@nevada1981 Hahaha! What are you saying about her?

[TheErikaMonster]

poor girl :(

[torca1950ancola]

Wise words at the end.Think about it guys.

[mewlittle]

haahaa

[DaSnipekid]

lol the dancing at the end

[luxurious297]

You ARE the father! You ARE NOT the father! lmbo xD

[store275]

I liked the goofy dancing at the end - lol.

[jdelphin]

oooh thats so good i thought it was a Chapelle skit!

[aardfay]

not funny when you say "bitch". she is a woman and deserves respect

[AirCanadaA55555A]

@aardfay I agree with you, they deserve much respect, but this is maid for entertainment purposes only.

[kunzy3000]

@aardfay well, isn't she a WOMAN

sorry. i mean a BITCH

[aardfay]

@kunzy3000 nop, silly boy

[autismpete]

@aardfay ummm... not when she suckers you into taking care of a kid that's not yours!!!!

[aardfay]

@autismpete Sure she still deserves respect. Gosh, she didn't kill anyone. She just cheated on her husband. And I'm not saying that cheating is not a bad thing but that doesn't make her a "bitch", it makes her a liar and untrustworthy. She is still a human, not a bitch (aka female dog ).

[autismpete]

@aardfay JUST cheated on her husband?!

Guess what? If the baby's not his, he's stuck in having to take care of it, since he married the woman. If she keeps it from him, he may end up taking care of a baby thats not his, against his will.

Yup, that makes her a bitch.

[aardfay]

@autismpete No it doesn't x) The woman doesn't suddenly turn into a dog after cheating on her husband.

Can't you see? The bad thing here is that she lied to him.

And what about taking care of another person's baby?? It's a baby. It's not the baby's fault :O You only care about babies that came from your sperm? Isn't that selfish?

[autismpete]

@aardfay The word "bitch" is a figure of speech! OF COURSE she's not a dog! But I have a feeling we're having an argument over semantics. How about I use lying, conniving, manipulative cum dumpster instead!

About babies, YES, I'm only gonna take care of babies that come from ME! I really don't have the financials to take care of other kids! And besides, get the REAL babydaddy to take care of the kid!

You're really starting not to make sense....

[aardfay]

@autismpete xD Lots of sense. You finaly got the bitch thing, then. Just one last point: still not a bitch. I give you respect, you give me respect, we give her respect.

And if you don't have enough money to take care of a baby that is not yours, you don't have money to take care of a baby that IS yours either. But I understand what you mean. But I would definitely take care of the baby, mine or not (unless I had to live with a liar)

[ArielDarkBlade69]

@autismpete Obviously you'll never be a step-parent.

[skinny3600]

@aardfay So not wanting to raise a child that isnt yours and is a result of your other halves infidelity is selfish? stfu and get a reality check

[aardfay]

@skinny3600 You ask me a question and then tell me to "shut the fuck up"? lol what a nazi

[skinny3600]

@aardfay I wasnt asking you, I was questioning what you stated because it was completley stupid, I wouldnt raise a child my wife had from infidelity, and you'd need to be barmy to think otherwise.

[aardfay]

@skinny3600 Hmm, I'm "barmy" for not being selfish enough to leave a child because of something he/she has nothing to do with.

I'm not gonna argue with you. You're obviously just here to call people "barmy" and "stupid", when those people actually stand for a good thing :\

There are so many kids alone with no parents, and you are on youtube attacking someone for not adding more kids to that pile. It's revolting how no one knows what is good and what is bad

[skinny3600]

@aardfay are you serious? Its selfish because i dont want to stay with a woman whos cheated on me and a child which is a result of that?

Imagine if your husband brought home a baby from an affair hes had recently, how would you react? would you go "oh yeah sure im gonna look after this child which is a present of your infidelity" If you woiuld then you are very deluded

Yes, there are kids alone with no parents, but adoption isnt the same as bringing up someone elses child from an affair!

[Masmosaic1]

@aardfay She's a bitch, plain and simple.

[aardfay]

@Masmosaic1 lol so much hate towards an actress

[ArielDarkBlade69]

@aardfay She deserves respect for being a woman? Oh god...you need help...

[aardfay]

@ArielDarkBlade69 Where did I say that? -.- she deserves respect because she exists.

And people need help for respecting women? What?

[ArielDarkBlade69]

@aardfay If you respect someone JUST because said person is a woman means you need help. You respect a person that has EARNED respect no matter the sex.

[aardfay]

@ArielDarkBlade69 Wow thanks for teaching me what to respect.

What the hell. Where did I say that someone deserves respect "JUST" for being a woman? xD Why would you think someone could think that?

(And everyone deserves respect, whether they have "EARNED" it or not. You give respect to strangers, right? And you just met them, they did nothing to earn it from you)

[ArielDarkBlade69]

@aardfay "she is a woman and deserves respect"- 1 month ago.

And sure, I respect most strangers. Not all however. Quite often you can tell if a person deserves respect when you first meet them. And quite often when I do show them respect, they've earned it in some way.

[aardfay]

@ArielDarkBlade69

"she is a woman" (as opposed to being a female dog, aka "bitch", I have nothing against dogs, I'm just saying it right)

"and deserves respect" (as opposed to having few respect in this video and comments)

Well I'm glad you respect "most" strangers. I still respect everyone and think you should too. But I can't think of any situation where I felt someone didn't deserve it :\

[TheGunNRose]

Omfg! LMAO! So nice.

[MissPamela89]

lmao!!!

[JasonTandro]

This is one of the best videos on the internet. 

[zizisis]

They really do need this so that this show goes off the air!! LOL

[mojotwister420]

hahaha that was great!!!!

[southsidesman]

You are not the father!!

Haaa.

[malabofaker13]

oh shit

[robwilk]

lmbo! nice

[samariaakabubbles]

hahah this is funny and i thought it was a comercial til he called her a b. well this is funny on a scale 1 to100 i make this a 100

[LoVelyLiz815]

HILARIOUS!

[venomsmom]

This video is the best. Prize in every box I love it.

[ganjaking187]

hahahah nice they should really make this lol

[3asfuura]

I bet u if they came out w/ somethin like this OTC there would be a lot less girls cheatin or at lest better protection will be used & it would cut down a little more on "Cheaters" as a Whole, male/female cuz the guys wont wanna have to pay that child $ lolz. awesome future product.

[CJAC5]

LOL

[CanadaTJ86]

WAHAHAHHAHHAHAA WHAT A COMERCIAL

[tavaria19]

lmao..

[dajo3]

its funny cuz there white

[damienromanromanroma]

ahahaha

[Kymb1]

wow this is funny as shit!

[XxEvE1986xX]

lmfao.

[WikeddTung]

speaking as a skank who tried to trap my xbf into taking financial responsibility for my unwanted frat party mistake, i find this offensive.

[Aractophragnus]

@WikeddTung Shouldn't have drank then, huh? =P

[sweetlikehoney31]

lmao! the guy was dancing at the end just like in maury show!

[Kaity11]

lol funny vid

[amber000rose]

lol iif only thiis was real

[RetardedFishyX]

rofl! niceeeeeee

[GreenPliskin]

29 women did not like this video.

[Goshous]

@GreenPliskin 29 women don't know who they baby daddy is.

[behdoc]

Hilarious!!!!!

[mrskandykisses]

thats great!!!!!hahahahaha

[tyotheduke]

haha..

[MrsTaboo16]

lmao

[justalittleevil]

this is so awesome..very nice lol

[74rayzyr]

Id bust a nut in her hair wipe my dick on those drapes (no real guy will have drapes?) Smack her till a tooth comes loose and start pakin bitch. Thank the G O D for the D N A....... YEAHHHH WHOES finally guys have the baby block.

[mozadek1]

Serious question,... is this real?

[ABThatsMe91]

#LOL

The Maury Povich Home Paternity Test: Can turn a white guy black in five seconds

[Toolshed48]

@ABThatsMe91 Or turn a black guy pale white. :O

[Ladynicole86]

I loved when he started dancing at the end. PRICELESS!!!

[wendyyb]

LMFAO

[SoSoSyoTiLicious]

i cracked up so bad when i saw this on maury....

[lomeli1chelsy1]

hahaha because somtimes the bitch does play it like that

[chunglou]

jokes!

[johnwest360]

HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS A GREAT PRODUCT

[lastpoet1]

lol thats some funny shit thankz maury

[joel750]

That's Funny but unfortunately, it really does happen in real life! One of buddies just got taken to the cleaners believing it was his son that the skank ho said it was his but he proved that it was not his through a Paternity Test but it was tool late so she got a divorce from my buddy & she set him up up to pay the whore $800.00/ monthly for 18 years, (Judge's orders). I really feel sorry for my buddy and took this lesson very personally at heart. So Make sure use a rubber in the event it does

[tereesalynn]

@joel750 800.00 a month most judges only order that amount if the guy has a decent job and he could of got out of that if he didnt sign the birth certificate

[joel750]

@tereesalynn yeah i agree BUT at this economy...who has $800.00 to pay for child support besides than your daily expenses!? I sure don't i tell yah! I thanked my buddy for the lesson hard earned.....

[losecbox]

@tereesalynn Most judges give the max and in NY that is 30%, most family court judges are women, and hard-core feminists at that.

[joel750]

@losecbox

You're damned right on this bro!

[losecbox]

@joel750 Mother's baby, daddy's maybe. Take that to hart, assume the woman is lying until you get the dna results. Then you know the other guys just pulled out!

[joel750]

@losecbox

Women by nature are very sneeky and motivated by greed & selfishness. Women who do this to men are Evil Incarnate! XD That's the very reason why i got a vasectomy a couple of years ago, so there's no way any skank that i sleep with would ever accuse me of being the father of their critters! I tell them before hand that i will never be a father in any way shape nor form nor would i ever sign ANY legal document including Birth Certicates.

[autismpete]

@joel750 yea bro it sucks how the system is geared toward women!

[joel750]

@autismpete

I know brah! These whores will do anything just to suck the life out of yah + your bank account while they're at it! On top of this, these skanks will also take a pound of flesh from the poor bastard whom they accuse of being the father of their babies.It's so obvious to me that some women out there would do this, trap the guy by coercing them to sign the birth certificate of their litters so the guy's fate is sealed for 18 long years so that way the guy is doomed!

[LeeeChanel]

"Because sometimes, the bitch DOES try to play you like that." lmfao.

[Isauratjes]

OMG, that's SOOO rude!!!

[Mythdon]

If only these were real, we wouldn't need the Maury show anymore.

[InvaderChrissy]

Prize in every box? lmao

[mOmeebear03]

..how the hell does that thing know if the dady is the father??..deyymnn..!!lol

[googooshpugoo]

funny

[brea23246]

so how u use it?

[JumpTossCatch]

This is..>SOOOO funny! I was hoping and praying that it was on YouTube! Thanks for uploading!

[pavy415]

lol that white guy lol

[Brian211978]

lol @ you crackhead! LOL!

[Jesse1Zionist]

lmao

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

This is brilliant.

[Seldanas]

Best comercial ever

[melovetorun]

I'd spread her tight ass and lick her cute pink butthole

[JanderStrahd]

How wildly inappropriate... but yes, that would be relevant to my interests as well.

[DarkGaaraX]

WTF lol..

[Wholslt]

best ssp-video so far. it would be even more funny if he did the " Youre NOT the father dance"

[SweetAslollypop]

LOOOOOOOOOOL STEP OFF!!!!!!!! Aint no bitch gonna play me like that

[sanspantsproductions]

We'll make sure she gets the message. Thanks for watching.

[23GrandMasterK]

Oh the things I say when I'm drunk. :)

[NCISFAN1954]

amenn to that ho ho ho

[2199]

STEP OFF!!!!!!!! Aint no bitch gonna play me like that.

[bubbaisphatt]

yes ser

[UltimateVideoRater]

HAHAHAHA!

[scenario1]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[melonthepc]

omg your videos are hilarious! thanks for sharing!

[Knight1Shadow]

LMAO!!!!!!ROTF!!!!! that shyt is too funny!!!

[MsAshonte]

lmfao

[memedancedance]

lol did no one else notice that the box said "under 10% accurate" lmao

[3asfuura]

@memedancedance ooh good eyes there. I missed that the first time around. :p

so was she or wasn't she a hoe lol.

[petefan07]

jajajajajajajaaa

[2009mz]

hahahahh LMAO

[Goldygirl16]

lolololololololol

[ttll81]

They should have this 4 real so people wouldn't have to go on Maury!! so funny.

[photon72]

WA-HAHAHAHAHA!

[loner1878]

ROFL

[MrMontgomeryD]

By far the funniest thing Ive ever seen.

[oywey1]

the most stupid shit i've ever seen.

[SaturnineXTS]

Epic!

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@SaturnineXTS .... no, it's BEYOND EPIC PROPORTIONS!!!!!

[alyssarm38]

hahahaha

[Superdeduper739]

under 10% accurate

[00NishaLuvsMJ00]

HAHA!! EPiC FUNNiEE

[xeogear]

LMFAO This is awesome!!!!

[Yourebuying]

Fucking AWESOME!!!!!

[nipzilla]

WAHAHAHAAAAAA!!

EPIC!

[coocoocachuchu2]

golden!

[la19nena]

lmfao!! haa

[Wacoswim]

aHA showty dis is guhd

[Honey96Chick]

LMAO

[TeresaPiers]

Massive egos like that make me want to eat my own farts.

lol j/k But I do find them highly inappropriate in any situation.

[RaffRyder888]

lol at the dance at the end