Dave Chappelle : Stand Up In London

[jay83]

Why people shock when they hear his mum is mixed race!!!!

[kingrapid]

DAVE IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY...JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW TALENTED ONE IS WHEN THEY CAN "FREESTYLE" THEIR WHOLE 10 MINUTE SET...

[kcuskcid]

i wish i could rewind time and watch dave on tv again. i was living in the slums back then im in a flat now but man if i could just rewind time

[nylecrane2k7]

I'm white and love Dave Chappelle. It's a shame he's not too known over here.

[stumpdawg251]

So my kids are Puerto Ricans lmao

[koolaidplz]

lol 00:55 im rich bitch

[blakezfynest123]

pussy is.... what keeps this family together lol

[theenlightenedvan]

dangerously intelligent and funny!!! 5/5

he has started to bring some interesting topics to people- skull and bones, new world order...he is spilling it out very slowly. ;)

[mattybock]

david made a good point- john kerry and bush, in fact all of the rich, know each other. it's all kinds of fucked up!

[tionlover]

This nigga stole Russel Peters's joke. Fuck that shit.

[KurtVachon]

@tionlover which joke? I bet the opposite is true given this is 3 years old.

[TheYoungTopGun]

lol, they got my gun, but they ain't got these niggaaaa lol

[Hrko1992]

he should do waaay more standup

[youngobes]

well son, pussy...is what keeps this family together. LMAO he's the shit

[SiriusMined]

Man, he is just naturally funny.

[myg0tpurepunk]

I don't like the blind pride for being from nigera, a shit country. I mean if you said yeah I'm from germany white power you'd be a nazi.

[kaluski]

@myg0tpurepunk...eerrr...well i think it's bcos most documented atrocities through times have been comitted by whites. In modern times the Nazis win the awards for best atrocities to mankind. They take the cake! So i think the history of the actions of a group of people throughout the centuries have defined the capability of the people. Reason why laws are being designed and made in these modern times to prevent such atrocities from happening ever again. Man can be inhuman to his fellow man.

[stpaulMOmullen]

how can you tell dave chappelle to put out a cig, he can do whatever. hes a legend!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[humanparadox]

And I know he is just making this shit up as he goes....This is TRUE talent!!

[FOOZ3R]

He needs to do some more stand up specials.

[futbolusa]

my mom is half white my dad is black and my wife filipino so that means my kids are puerto rican somehow. haha i don't think ppl in the UK would get that but nevertheless hilarious

[OM3N1R]

Chappelle=Legend

[vontae514]

do see how big this fucking country is the goverment dont control our shit like that

[Da2009Elmoo]

Just Wonderin Are TheY Allowed To Smoke In Public In America

[donsafier1]

they can if it's for your act in shows

[itinkgirlzhot12]

yea

[Demolisher002]

yes you are in places that dont have a no smoking policy

[hamboneisthecoolest]

not really. in certain states you can smoke in bars and stuff. but mostly no.

[aahhhshaddap]

you can smoke out in the streets but generally not indoors, unless that's the purpose of the place, such as a cigar bar or something. then some places have smoking sections, and others have patios where you can't smoke outside either.

[ANGELO13111]

@Da2009Elmoo not any more

[dalyx100]

In bars and clubs it depends on the state.

[16soldierblue16]

Dave Lookz fuckin high

[MilitantOldLady]

take the jacket off, you're indoors and in no hurry, nobody will steal it!

[kstar132]

NO, you know what is really Weird all this Pro-army adds on youtube now.

[BeattraxxSound]

miss :( him

[Elmeromero1]

You know what's weird, the video of the tasering is on the side bar ---->

[ShadeEproductionz]

Yo thats funny

[trevorfox]

He does it because he loves it. Not only that, but he keeps his heart pure ! Not only a true comedian, but a true human being.

[gjc82071]

I know smoking is bad for you & all that but the way it's being outright banned from public is ridiculous. They even want to star putting R labels on movies with smoking!

[Nogard229]

It's okay if you want to smoke privately at your house but I don't want to breath that shit in.

[digiviceboy]

R ratings is a bit over-board.

[thehornypuppy]

@gjc82071 well..smoke does kill you. It fucks you straight up...i used to go swimming...and every training sessions for starters i swam 40 meters with a single breath...once i took one cigarette the night before training and i couldn't do it. And now i can't even run a freaking block xD i don't even smoke anymore.

[hovitoescobar]

07:13 "but they ain't get these rocks nigga..."

[belsicilia]

We is all gonna be beige...I say alot of racist jokes, and my mouth says alot of racist things, but my penis is a humanitarian. LMAO

[MrJOHNEMRE]

shit, pussy is what keeps the whole world together!!

[belsicilia]

LOL absolutely!

[sixsider6]

lmaO hilarious

[StarfishGod]

I say the King of comedy we will miss you I know this nigga ain't dead i'm just giving respect

[SPRINGS02]

HELP!! and 900 people were like, no...we're not gonna help u. LOL so damn funny

[2SmashFu]

Dave's NWO hints is what he doesn't want on youtube, for obvious reasons.

[Zikomo7]

Poor guy. Said he didn't want to get youtubed and yet here he is...

[levik1]

they got my gun... but they didnt get these rocks nigga!

[CAE57]

wen did this take place

[MasterPerez5114]

Nigeria in this motherfucka!!! lol

[geezybeezy420]

he is hilarious

[OTownDown54]

he's gonna have to put that GOD DAMN cigarette out!

LMAO

[felixandnaruto]

"Take a look at thse black folks. You might be the last generation." LMFAO!!! XDDD

[Dreads923]

HE GIVIN HINTS ABOUT NWO

[greatmoves123]

Great video, Dave is awesome! One of the best. It was crazy to see him in a place with so many distractions. If he was in any club in the states he could smoke or do whatever he wanted.

[MrBamboo619]

i dont get tired of this dude lol

[paakow111]

braveheart and braverheart lmao at that part

[Boncomics]

They didn't get these rocks nga!

[xICrossIx]

Proof that there is still talent in today's world.

[kingny17]

i think i'm not the only one that loves when chappelle laughs at his own joke. the way he bowls himself over

[mscru]

no you cant smoke

[Davitzko]

NO, YOU can't smoke in here..LMFAO..

[MrChayeah]

Man, I miss Dave. Now we have Jeff Dunham to replace him. What a shitty trade-off.

[TheOneOfManyMore]

@MrChayeah Woa..Jeff Dunham isn't at all the same as Dave Chappelle. They have 2 completely different styles, both in the content of their comedy and their delivery. Even if you don't like Jeff Dunham you still have to give him the respect he deserves. To do what he does, and as well as he does it, takes a TON of practice and work to develop and maintain that many substantially different personae, and his timing is pretty much flawless...

Still...Dave is one of the masters of comedy.

[hoodyman415]

LMAO.. mom Wats Pussy.. Well SOn Pussy Is Wat Keeps This Family Together

[biggdogg305]

dave is the fuckin man

[TheiMark3000Show]

i feel like he improv'd half of these jokes.  just amazing.

[obiwashere]

dave chapelle is the G.O.A.T in my book. didn't even rehearse those jokes..."my mouth says some racist thing but my penis is a humanitarian"...LMAO

[GoochFc27]

"They got my gun, but they ain't get these rocks nigga."

[MeeAndChicken]

hahahahahaha oh my days he is funny

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

Chappelle is truly funny to his core <3

[SabaiDeeKhonLao]

RP is new to me and he's A pretty funny indian. DC is my favorite though. KW is funny but comes off as ignorant somewhat annoying.

[Stevenipodz3]

Pussy is the solution lol

[BYAKUYASSX]

wow he killed it

[rofLopolous]

FUCK RUSSELL PETERS!!

nobody does it like D.C

[DjHopies07]

Hmmm Nobody Does It Like Lee Evan's

[coopdavile]

the king

[prod1gy3000]

I hear this is what Dave does now. He goes around to comedy clubs without a lot of fanfare.

Its pretty great he's going back to the beginning. I love this man.

Thank you for posting this.

[jwilcke]

Yeah. He came through Portland, OR and didn't tell anybody he was having a show and then just showed up in Pioneer Place, which is kinda like the town square. About 1000 people ended up showing up though.

[goindownwitit]

o serisouly?? when did he come to portland?

[jwilcke]

this past August

[goindownwitit]

that's so tite, i wish i could have saw him.....did you go?

[jwilcke]

Nah, the thing was too, since he didn't tell anybody about it he wasn't expecting the crowd that showed up. His sound system (which was just like a hand held amp and mic) was not sufficient so nobody could here him, but he was still able to silence the crowd and get a few jokes in. What I love about this and his new style is that I definitely comes off as mainly improv and its still hilarious.

[awesumblossom]

2:35-2:49 fuckin awesum xD

[rofLopolous]

lol 'IM FUCKING WIT YOU MAN!!'

[finnmaster]

that just looks like some small unknown pub. where is that?

[H3avyfoot]

that whole brrrrat shit is lame dudes aint never even fired a gun STFU

[THEREDEEMER38]

you take this too seriously

[lilaznboi93]

brrrrrrrrrrap

[ssptg]

is the sound of nuts rubbin on your tonsils

[allissongaffney]

let us smoke. You can drink, we can smoke. go dave!

[RealDefentertainment]

they are taking this smoking shit too serious

[Luigithehomie91]

"They ma gun, but they aint get these rocks, nigga!"

[JDaKingman]

"Well son,pussy is what keeps this family togther."

[robandbrad]

brap brap brap u fukin herd em ha ha

[jahamed3000]

this nigga is funny as fuck

[nemke1990]

Imagine chilling out with Dave...

[davo623]

imagine smoking a blunt with dave he would crack me up so much

[nemke1990]

if im smokin some ganja with Dave he wouldnt have to say anything...i would just relive his stand ups...

[kingkyro]

who the hell is russel peters

[azngung]

hes really funny watch his videos

[cal31BRIAN23]

hes funny, but hes not on daves CHAPPELLE LEVEL .

[justchillin57]

!!!!Pussy is what keeps this family together!!!!

lol

dave comeback

[volmord]

i say a lot of racist jokes my mouth say racist thing but my penis is a humanitarian haha epic :P

[razorakachatboy]

these is corny

[GrimyGod]

lol he ripped alot from russell peters

[Menooy22]

i dnt think he did

russell peters is shit compared to dave chappelle

[poika]

he did take that part. and russell peters is considered one of the best stand ups alive by ratings and im sure his bank account can vouch for that too.

[Adam080]

he did the biege joke...i doubt he even heard of russel peters at this point

[thegame245]

lol this was too funny

[heldiney17]

This is jokes

[qwastew]

lol id mubarak

[Drizzy1eagle7]

LMAO! that muslim, brrap.

[1heblackmamba]

man chappelle owns russell peters chappelle dont copy probably russell peters copied his jokes

[BahnRivers]

i love dave chappelle, but some of those jokes are ripped straight from russell peters

[DarkSweets]

which else except the "beige" one?

[BahnRivers]

its not so much a joke, but the whole "do we have any _______ people in the house tonight?" it was even the same wording as russell.

from the looks of it though he probably didnt prepare a whole lot...so its understandable. he better get back into stand-up soon.

[CaligirlSofia]

a lot of comedian use that..even comedians way before russell

[nickolis]

he has crack and hes tellin me i cant smoke lol

[hopplacowboy]

ohhhhh thanks for this rare footage i think...materials I never heard before.

[cresfresh552]

my penis is a humanitarian

oh dave

[KaseyluvsJamesDean]

"dont taser me man..." lol I love dave

[rofLopolous]

i dunno how and i might be alone in this, but dave somehow makes you proud to be a crackhead dope-pusher, even if you might not be at all lol

[cnrweb]

he needs to fucking come back...comedys not the fucking same without his standup

[doakiller666]

dave is awsome.  someone needs to stand up for smokers rights!

[dam1en07]

Half braveheart and half braverheart lol.

[specisstillwedie]

pussy is what keeps this family together!!!lol!!!and i never knew this guy was this incredible!!!coz u can tell by his pauses and how he was asking lots of questions that most of his jokes were freestlye!!!!awesome

[amaznazn1nvazn]

sigh... pussy is what keeps this family together lol

[ressoosnowdon]

LMAO 4:52

[Haamdaj]

LMAO I'm not rich i'm almost rich bitch hahahah

[lawmtranx]

HAHAHAHA only one muslim. brrrrrah.||

[7jimmyjames]

I find it fucking hilarious that people are watching Dave Chappelle standup and people start talking about politics, the olympics and whose country is dirtier.

[makeme400]

awesome!

[schadam]

that crowd is embarrassing, why dave chappelle goes on about the kerry incident i dont know, they dont even have a clue about current events in the UK let alone USA.

[Vetis213]

anyone who uses the net will have heard about the kerry incident, its not just a current event its a meme now.

[joshinator159]

i feel like a dumbass, but whats a meme?

[teched246]

im certain it vice versa the USI (united states of israel) hasn't a clue about current events

[Erik0072]

Kerry is a failure. He deserved it.

[megamarsonic]

"I'ma pretend I'm smoking this...and you pretend your a nice person"

Daaaaaaaaaaaayum! xD

[richmadenigga504]

"well pussy is .... what keeps this family together"

lmao

[SwaGGaNoMiKZzTV]

lmfao @ the cigarette part

[rureallysorry]

his wife is pinoy like me pinoy pride

[piche2001]

What an ignorant fucking crowd... shut the fuck up, you're not the star.

[canicallutownsie]

hahahah I'll fuck security up...IM WILD!

[JPASSakaBINGO]

dayum, hes doin freestyle comedy

[riccccccardo]

lol

[REALCITYbred]

its funny when ppl not from America criticize and generalize americans, when america is filled with more diversity in cultures then any one of these individual countries. america has a LOT of DIFFERENT ppl. 300 million+ ppl don't all act the same .. im sorry

[electrolyfe]

america is a melting pot, all the different cultures blend into one large culture.

[uittyman]

FUNNY AS FORK-PUSSY IS WHAT KEEPS THIS FAMILY TOGETHER, ahhahaha

[atiishegoducks]

they got my gun...but they aint got these rocks nigga!

hahahaha

[seanSHRED87]

Dave Chappelle is one funny ass dude!

He just went up there and made people crack up with out even really tellin jokes.

Hahahh thats my NIGGA!!!!! ^_^

[harvz66688]

man you cunts are trippin

[ulises630]

SMOKIN IS PART OF THE SHOW..LMAO

[myopinion1980]

"We all just gon' be beige"

[assmatronix]

pussy is..... ....what holds this family together

[dbboomer]

my dick is a humanitarian!!! freekin awesome. Dave, im luv u man.

[MasterChiefNewb]

what would a country be without Jamaicans

sober.

lol

[Macman3326]

Pay Attention!! People Global Loanshark He is Fighting Dave im praying for you

[JPASSakaBINGO]

bllllllllllaaattt!!!!

[mello911]

Anyone who thinks this isn't that funny, pay attention to the fact that he is completely feeding of the crowd. All freestyle. Dude is a genius!

[Tricestar18]

to true brotha.

[lastguardian]

learn to spell nig.......ger

[Tricestar18]

my spelling is near perfection you idiot, how can you say learn to spell cause i typed brotha not brother? please do not waste my time you incompetent little shit.

[KevJabri]

Wasn't as funny as his other stuff... wtf is he doin in London

[kurdiTHUG]

call him and ask him

[spiritofoi84]

this shit was freestyle.. thats comedic talent at its best

[encore543]

i notice that people from London is easy to laugh

[southstaronline]

I notice that people from the US "is easy to" do anything you want to.

[pdr303]

because it is.

fer real.

[fadedmethodus]

lol 00:56 "I'm rich bitch."

[xagz]

Brave Heart and Bravest Heart ! lol