Rhino vs Ostrich

[Floodlezoot]

ostrich: Mr. Adams, recent archaeology has recently enabled us to recreate the Hurrian hymn, played by the zither. If you'd please open your..... WHAAAAAA?

rhino: Charge!

ostrich: I guess this is no time to introduce the intermezzo in Sophocles' Ajax. (running)

[arcoarena1]

You know the ostrich threw a pen at him. Where's my Kevin Hart fans?

[BDG013]

@arcoarena1 lmao

[TA152H01]

Ostrich: Comment allez-vous, monsieur?

Rhino: Finally something with a neck long enough to handle me.

Ostrich: Feets don't fail me now!

Rhino: I knew it was just a costume. But this horn isn't.

[Tazz676]

They're racing. :D

[hakas17]

Nigga Stole Mah Bike

[synjinhere]

i did not know you were the authority on what is gay! thanks for being so politically correct!!!

[canucksgo]

Where is this???

[The101Mrbaker]

i love rhinos!

[Sorinphyre]

Ostrich - "CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPC­RAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRA­PCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPC­RAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRA­PCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPC­RAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRA­PCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPC­RAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[csbob2010]

The Ostrich is the seconds fastest land animal. Next to the cheetah.

[isingjazz83]

@csbob2010 no, second fastest land animal il the north american pronghorn antelope, do some research... ;)

[csbob2010]

@isingjazz83 True. 100 kilometers per hour. Also, they can do 11km in 10 minutes. Ostriches are still badass though.

[DSend18]

idk why but the ostrich's running makes me laugh.

[supremeoverlordbobo]

HAHA youre all stupid. The ostrich was being sly and led the rhino into a trap... I was there. There was a platoon of the OGB (Ostrich Green Berets) around the corner and they mauled the rhino. The ostriches are coming in 2012 to take over the world....THE END IS NEAR

[malcomino]

a little bit too fast

[0192123]

this reminds me of the road runner and the coyote.

[Leadman1989]

ostrich probably wishes it wasn't a flightless bird at that point :P

[UrMumzAGuy]

they were racing...........to the rhino, slow and slopy wins the race 

[supersmash43]

@UrMumzAGuy the rhino can probably run much faster than you.

[UrMumzAGuy]

@supersmash43 who said I could run fast?

[5c4v3ng3r]

walking tank

[FinalDestination00]

Rhino:Bitch, where my money at?

[CirqueDuCloud]

Is that rumbling noise the ground shaking underneath the weight of the rhino?

Holy shit.

[asdf932]

@CirqueDuCloud That is wind hitting the mic, very common for mics without a soft cover over it.

[CirqueDuCloud]

@asdf932 I guess you're right. It just happened at about the same time as the rhino ran past.

[fabcarder]

Its funny if you watched the vid without reading the title. You see an ostrich running and you're like "why is that bird running from?" Then you see the Rhino ...LOL!!

[iphailbigtime]

LOL

[tep2005]

The real questions is, wouldn't that rhino be able to run through that puny little fence like it's made of styrofoam?

[piutikaki]

xDD

[Cavaleiro08]

It remids me of: Bip, bip... Vrooooooooooommmmmmm. Ahahahah

[apharot]

How long until the rhion says "Ah fuck it."

[MrDaemon24]

Ostrich : "help me, you stupid humans!!!! don't just watch!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! I hate rhinos!!!!"

[imagec0rrupt3d]

Haha I wonder what the ostrich did to piss off the rhino.

[sabala85]

RAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE­E

[thatha1889]

Rhino Rhino go away...come again another day....little ostrich wants to play....Rhino Rhino go away....

[Velacroix]

Lawl..

[Coppernail67]

Somebody call Cranky kong. Espresso and Rambi are fighting again!

[Gabriela1]

LOL!!

[Pwndizzle]

LMFAO

[VALENTINEproductions]

they were playing tag.

[gummibere]

Ostrich: Ah WTF HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!

Rhino: Get the f*ck back here b*tch!

[SuperDuperSentinel]

Ha! that ostrich was so scared

"Heeeellllppp!! Aaaha!!'

[Morgasm172]

ostrich:oh shit he found out gotta run!!!!!

rhino: you overgrown chicken!!you slept with my wife!!!!

ostrich:it wasnt me it was the peacock!

ha funny stuff cool video*****

[Dannynelsonstinks]

Shaddup.

[revprincess]

LOL

[doublead5]

lol awesome video, the rhinno doesnt have a chance in catching up!

[naruto2334]

lol when the ostrich was he was probably thinking "Hoy shiiiiiitttt!!!"

[speedy109]

rofl thats funny. I feel bad for the ostrich cause this stuff probably happens everyday for him lol. Its kinda like highschool lol.

[sulle07]

lol if i was that ostrich i would run as well :D

[marcr69r]

meep meep!

[geowar42]

iz tht Port lympe???

[xgemellax]

yer it's port lympe

[Marius1988Roma]

keep on chasing rhino u gonna get him!

[Makwange]

Wonder what the ostrich said to the rhino to piss it off. Probably called him fatso.

[knightmarecs]

the ostrich hit 88 and teleported

:P

[toxicwaste26]

LOL nice vid

[CrimsonOkami]

It was probably playing, that rhino looks rather young.

[kingkong24ugly]

hahaha i hate Chickens!! kill all of them!!!

[limiteddan]

your a dumbass

[qolspony]

That isn't funny. The Ostrich is running for it life. For good reason. That is a damn tank.

[AweSomo84]

eheh yeah man xD Earthquake

[extyrant2]

stupid people. they're laughing at the ostrich's fear. i hate them

[drhodad]

I am rolling over and lauging out loud

[hpdv4000]

Reminds of the road runner and the coyote, ROFL

[LuredDecoy]

HAHAHA LMFAO!!!!!

[onizukasuplex]

Donkey Kong!

[pouble90]

that ostritch is racist just because the rhino it is black it is going to run from it

[paco12071994]

rhino....lose some weight...maybe you can catch up to the ostrich!!!!

[q1111w]

the ostrich can run !!!

[xNAMExTAKENx]

lol Ostriches rock! I wonder what the result was. This video is pretty pointless, if you ask me.

[MoonOstrich]

ostrich

[L45ley]

LOL

Ostrich:Catch me if you can sucker!!

Rhino:I'll get you you little bastard!

[xAMBERxXxLEAHx]

I chuckled when I saw this video. Thanks for posting it!

[generaly04]

This is stupid, I wanted to see somthing get killed.... John the parties at andys house 9pm, byob

[JeepBaja]

Rosie O'Donnell chasing dinner?

[generaly04]

That is what is looks like, But I dont think we'll see Rosie running at all.... not even for a meal...

[ZomStrange]

Hahahahaha.Agreed.

[yaroukh]

ROFLMAO

[hardslammin]

funniest thing i've seen in my life

[JoeIsSloppy]

reminds me of "Expresso" from Donkey Kong lol

[dominokat07]

Wow hear that sucker go thundering by? :D

[crazyjatt92]

BEEB BEEB

[stickymanmasta]

thats funny

[rootnflaskr]

ima get u u little mutha fakcin rubber nekcer

[blackmonroad]

yall are stupid filming that

[jonnyfive2006]

i was waiting for donkey kong to go riding by...

[rabbitphobia]

RUN forest RUN

[BanJobe1]

"get off my yard you stupid teen"

[xgouldingx]

lol ostrich's so funny

[kether003]

hahaha

being a flightless bird sucks balllllls!!!!

[SnipeZ850]

LOOOL the rhino was like

"come back here u little rascal!!"

[lukas4hendo]

lmao funny as my friend and i were cracking up so bad!

[aaindahouse]

lmfao

[drugdupmonky]

LOL

[wurdup354]

'Come err ya little bastard' :D :D

[GIGENERAL]

afterburner lol

[bethernator]

LOL!!

[ytube28341]

Sorry, but Road Runner kicks dial-up every time.

And that's what Rhino looked like...,

Compared to Ostrich legs!

[bselande]

should recut it with greased-up deaf-guy from family guy. yo never gone catch meee!

[foutzebbi]

poor ostrich ^^ ,haha but the rhino will never catch it anyways how is he so agressive with other animals ?

[danitykanehott15674]

GO RHINO!!!!!!!!

[Xious69]

Stop that Ostrich *Huff* He's got my pop tart

[sabu85]

Wow! That rhino is fast!

[Rhino1004]

But we were only playing tag =(

[blink43x2]

hahaha ostrich is f'd

[shortspike07]

this is the rhino they used for 300

[SonataArctica24]

LOL that thunder lizard has got to be really pissed off to chase an ostrich

[islandkillpoop]

LMAO!!!!!

[NYAAAAAAAAT]

haha

[Strikenwolf]

THE OSTRICH TALKED ABOUT HIS MAMA.

[harrykonig97]

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