Monty Python-Coconuts

[ryancobber19]

a 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut!!?

[MrRexel14]

what about american swallows?

[iToxic1337]

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? ROTFLOL

[jw8395]

The characters were originally going to use real horses, but the film's budget wouldn't cut it, so they used this instead.

[yxoxuxxtxuxbxe]

what if the bird smashes the coconuts into pieces then carry the pieces one by one across and then super glue them together later on ?

[Scythemeup]

maybe the coconut floated from the ocean

[Faeyerie]

Some classmates and I were watching this during lunchtime, and after a few scenes some didn't want to watch it anymore. I find british humor thoroughly hilarious. They're really missing out.

[SlayerOfAmista]

I lose it every time. Especially when the second guard pops up.

[kateDAbomb]

thumbs up if you tried the coconut thing ..

[Othidist]

he was actually pretty hard stoned in this movie and was actually convinced he really was a king which is why his acting in it is so supurb and looking back it makes it that much more funny!

[SpazzyTheEmo]

240p, we meet again...

[neat500]

Thumbs up if this appered in recamended videos for watching a lovely bunch of coconuts

[CourierAlgaming]

Silly king, Saxton can't die. Oh wait, wrong-

[lillop3]

sooo... the coconut song from the lion king is in my suggestions box... actually, that explains a lot... i've run into this before...

[tsukasa1102]

id love to see you all be grammar nazis for japanese, youd fail so hard >_>

[MoriKitsune]

one of my favorite scenes in the entire film! XD

second to the Rabbit of Caerbannon scene of course. :D

[Zwesse]

@hunterdoghamrick: If you're a Grammar Nazi as you claim, you're a very bad one.'When you're king..' for starters, as it's 'When you are', and secondly, I would think there'd be a colon after 'That depends..'.

Just my two cents of course, feel free to add any and all criticism.

[DarkStringCape]

@Zwesse Also, "it goes more like this," needed a capitalized first letter and needed to end with a colon.

"It goes more like this: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

as opposed to

"it goes more like this, What, is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

[lilsoccerlover]

i am arthur, king of the britains, and this is my trusty servant patsy!

[Heiryuu]

monty python created the first trolls. XD

[bero323]

best scene ever 

[slugcat123]

15 coconuts migrated and nobody believes them.

[deedeeke1991]

This is REAL humour: clever, makes no sense and hilarious as hell

[petertangptrtng]

oh man...this is awesome!

[MrFishy5]

the guy on the castle has 15 different accounts

[GeordieOrange]

absolute class comedy this has me creased everytime i watch it 'Where did you get the coconuts from'?

[tormentalous18]

LOL

[pichupokemon1010]

1:34 Yes it can! look at the scene with the witch :P.

[Garonyldas]

15 people pulled the other one.

[plstrom]

pocotó pocótó... heheh !

[balzenhazelnut]

What, is the weight of an unladen swallow?

That depends African or European Swallow?

i dont know that! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

How do you know so much about swallows?

Its a kingly thing

[Potts132]

@balzenhazelnut Air speed velocity not weight

[hunterdoghamrick]

@balzenhazelnut it goes more like this,

What, is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

That depends African or European Swallow?

i dont know that! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

How do you know so much about swallows?

When your king you have to know these things.

And kudos on the grammar.

Yes, I am a grammar nazi.

[vanpetsy]

@balzenhazelnut ''its a kingly thing'' --> ''You need to know such things as king you know.''

[777TheOneAndOnly777]

@balzenhazelnut

Actually he says "You need to know these things when you're king..."

[aaaaaaaaadddd1]

A 5 ounce bird cannot carrie a 1 pound cocunut!

[Insomniac22100]

15 people lack a soul to find this amusing

[Kanganater]

This if my favorite thing to watch over and over and over and over again! The hole movie is just LLLLLOOOOOLLLLL!

[GalilGade]

Suppose two swallows are carrying it together................LOL!!!­!!!

[bryanhamade]

How the hell can 14 people thumb this down? It's hilarious and classic.

[TheSilmarillion1]

An African Swallow....may be..

[PinkyRoseS01]

'pull the other one' - pull my other leg coz I don't believe you!

[Deere55]

what does he mean by "Pull the other one" ?

I used to think it was "Who's the other one?" which i always thought was weird for arthur to respond "I am". but its not.

[jenoneita]

@Deere55 By "Pull the other one", I believe he meant, 'pull my other leg'.

[jpark3909]

- "where'd you get the coconuts?"

- "we found them"

I am going out to buy myself coconuts XD

[IMAFIRINMAHLAZAHBLAH]

14 people hate this video

[Gnoebeer]

I lolled so incredibly hard when I first saw this

[Melsie32]

hahaha classic stuff!

[ToHellWithReality]

@Bells614 I second that

[aammyyrroossee1]

14 people tried to make sense of this video

[246golf]

@BlackOpsTrailer

No it's not

[MrMcFluffenstien]

@whatthejewwasthat ur name is classic

[TheMcRaeBrothers]

fucking legend

[TheTonedragon]

14 people dont like coconut horses, maybe cuz they dont have any...

[ccm42281]

i want a coconut horse!

[werecatlove752]

Apparently, according to my brother, coconuts make horse noises. So it was the coconuts making the noises

[BlackOpsTrailer]

I tried to do the coconut trotting sound with coconuts! IT IS SO HARD!

[whatthejewwasthat]

classic xD

[Bells614]

Classic - should be mandatory in all class rooms!!

[shift2297]

14 people have a horse

[TySavage1]

But if those European swallows had taken steroids...

[littleangel12344]

It's not a question of how he grips it!

[LaughingNoiseStudios]

"It could grip it by the husk!"

lol! I love this movie. xD

[StaticBunnyStudios]

are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

[ForexCookie]

11 people don't have coconuts

[choomanfoo]

Coconuts are evil bastards!

[MrJr1302]

They went from discussing who they were to argueing about coconuts. God I love Monty Python.

[xXTomsky44Xx]

@deco9987

Let me get this straight, if I am understanding you correctly, you disliked this movie...because of the comments...the only things that AREN'T from the author/uploader. Congratulations, that's like saying "I hate the Mona Lisa because everyone always talks about her smile"

Anyway, i love this movie! This is one of my favorite scenes!

[MrJr1302]

11 people just dont like it.

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

11 people dont think a european swallow can carry a coconut. even with the help of another european swallow

[mechashadow2]

11 people hate monty python

988 including me are awesone people who find monty python hilaryus

[SSBBaddict]

ahh... the greatest debate since the chicken and the egg

[ckrm55]

LMFAO! love it African swallow migrate why not hahaha

[agentti1112]

11 peaple are coconuts

[deco9987]

I'm disliking this only because of the usual "11 people x" shite

[BayBladeLayne123]

best movie eva!

[N13heather]

i love this movie

[N13heather]

i love this movie

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

10 people think that a 5 oz bird can carry a 1 lb coconut

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

10 people couldnt find an african swallow

[RANDOMBLANK330]

a five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut

[ButterflyofOceans]

This video is ridiculous...but monty python changed everything about comedy

[xfreefallinn]

The 9 dislikes are coconuts that don't migrate

[midgiemelendez]

9 coconuts can't migrate

[socom091999]

@horrorwriter15 THEY DID!?

[AlliAsh100]

"Then again, african swallows are not migratory"

"Wait a minute, suppose if two swallows carried it together"

lol <3 this muvie ^_^

[nintendork2000]

You've got no horse,You've got two coconuts and you're banging them together!

[MQBAlto14]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts... :)

[fieryhand]

First time I checked out Monty Python and I can't stop laughing!

[Twitchythe3rd]

Truly, this is the greatest conversation in the history of humanity.

[lakeviewwalrus]

XD That dude is a freaking genious!

"Listen, in order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat it's wings 43 times every second."

[160ofthe90s]

"It's not a question of where he grips it."

Freaking genius!

[eaglesfan226]

Where did they get the idea of carrying coconuts around banging them together like it was a horse?

[modernwarfare9009]

@eaglesfan226 At the Castle AHHH.

[eaglesfan226]

@modernwarfare9009  No, no. for the film.

[modernwarfare9009]

@eaglesfan226 That's what I meant, they were just having some afternoon tea in the Castle AHHH, when suddenly it came to John Cleese through a possession during which he was speaking in tongues. So Micheal Palin was somehow able to translate it onto a piece of paper, when a tranquilizer dart hit him in the chest. However he had translated it into German, so Eric Idle was forced into action, grabbing his trusty pen he translated it one word at a time.

[ghost13haunter]

@eaglesfan226 they got the idea because in radio shows they used to use coconuts to make horse clopping noises - it was also cheaper than actually using horses and training the pythons to ride them.

[FeenixRyzing]

Come along Patsy!

[Shard18]

they say coconuts migrat on Wild Pasific.

[BeechTreeITS]

Funniest two and a half minutes in movies.

[chickenpieces]

Its proven fact that coconuts migrate

[atterol1031]

it's a simple question about weight ratios!

[lapilana]

Monty python is liked by JK Rowling!!! i never knew that!

[modernwarfare9009]

Quote from video.

[songforamericans]

Still Funny As Heck.........now go away before i taunt you again.

[TaylorAlanGardner]

7 people lack a sense of humor -.-

[jrwoodfield]

@TaylorAlanGardner well look at your sense of humor.... your idea of a good sense of humor is posting the same lame ass joke on every video u swatch

[artsyfey09]

@TaylorAlanGardner 9 now... but 945 think differently :)

[Mildlycrazyfilms5]

7 people don't think that coconuts migrate

[jrwoodfield]

@Mildlycrazyfilms5 829 people think that joke fucking sucks and u need to stop posting it on every video u see

[jrwoodfield]

@Mildlycrazyfilms5 829 think ur a dumbass and that u need to stop posting that fucking joke on every video u watch

[Mildlycrazyfilms5]

@jrwoodfield its just a joke dude lighten up

[Mildlycrazyfilms5]

@jrwoodfield and i dont post comments like these on every video i watch

[Yourloverx0x0]

@Mildlycrazyfilms5 15 people think they know that coconuts don't migrate (silly idea, coconuts NOT migrating? rubbish!)

[crosley8]

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate!?"

[beastoftheshadows]

"it dosent matter where he GRIPS it"

[musicfreak9000]

this is what makes a british person british, randomness in a posh or cockey accent

[1will2this3work]

how can anyone dislike thus

[ahisse]

quite possibly the funniest Most Inspired two minutes of Humour ever written by any living thing .. good lord

[ashurathesadxhacker]

7 people use coconuts instead of a horse

[DalekHunter1994]

@ashurathesadxhacker No. 7 people use a horse instead of coconuts.

[sean48128]

7 People missed the like button.

[jrwoodfield]

@sean48128 829 people missed the dislike button on ur lame ass comment. that joke is retarted and played out

[ultrakool]

the inconsequential logic of it all is a pisser. ha

[therandomexample]

Who lives in this castle? The Seljuk nerds?

[Remerai]

I can't help but to wonder... Did the coconut get here with an European or African swallow, or did it get there by some other means? We'll need Scooby Doo to solve this mystery!

[alucardmurderer]

good video

[xemily91]

this just keeps getting more & more ridiculous, but i love it.

[OmnipotentO]

today's woot shirt is amazing

FUCKING SOLD OUT SHIIITTT!!!

[Skeletor7377]

I just love that coconuts actually DO migrate!

[13pdavis]

it is tropical.

[jusbow567]

i love the fact that all i had to type in coconuts and this comes up :D

[treco89090]

what movie is this from?

[beatlephan1982]

@treco89090 what planet have you been on? i hope you are joking this is monty python and the holy grail.

[janoski96]

@treco89090 monty python and the holy grale

[masterzen107]

@janoski96 grail*

[LennMcCarHarrStarr]

theyre the best.. they may not act today but there still as funny as hell

[Fineisthisonefree]

Or perhaps six smaller hawaiian swallows, since coconuts are not native to Africa.Great movie!7 douchebags.

[paulitas83]

This is my atractive service Patsy.

[ParasiteQueen]

Best.

Movie.

EVAR.

[diabolicalheaven]

suppose 2 swallows hahaha

[kattykittin]

xD Oh my gosh! Monty Python is the best!

[2shaila2]

omg what a strange conversation :| "are you suggestiong coconuts migrate?" loz that cracked me up XD

[msparkerful]

SO FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sickafoo]

god... i love this film

[Halick]

This is hilarious ^^ but i really hate these situations in real life.

[Discorsi95]

"Supposing two swallows carried it together?"

[thenewgod12]

are you sugesting cocconuts migrate?

[sillykidsx4]

a swallow carrying a coconut OMG SOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUNY

[HuttonGlutton]

I use dragons to migrate my coconuts. Everyone needs at least one trusty steed!

[Aangbabe]

poor servants...silly coconuts and crazy kings. lol

[p0tazzium]

.....its not a question of where HE GRIPS IT!

[jhurondude4375]

@p0tazzium Your a pervert!

[p0tazzium]

@jhurondude4375 i hope you're joking

[jhurondude4375]

@p0tazzium i am, dont worry.

[p0tazzium]

@jhurondude4375 hard to tell some times lol

[shithappens9783]

i fucken love this movie and this is my favorite part.

[elninjataco]

@shithappens9783 what movie is it?

[xhackmasterx]

@elninjataco are u serious? u dont deserve to post that comment.

[gardener68]

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" You can just keep repeating that phrase, and it never loses it's joyous absurdity.

[swaggerbob5]

Patsy...I must speak! with your lord and master.

You found them?

Yet these are not STRANGERS to our land!?!?!!?

...grips it...

[16andabeautyqueen]

this is one of the best parts.

of the movie.

ever.

[hoopstergirl927]

its not a question of where he grips it!- hahaha

[Natulcien1992]

and then pp say the Dark ages were a downfall, never learned this much about coconuts

[runescapewizz]

thats the point

[Vespasian12345]

Do me and everybody else a favour here and

FUCK OFF

[bacofishtaco]

No, he was saying they would NEED to carry them at 43/second.

[pkoholic]

Actually, just to maintain air velocity. Therefore, to fly normally, it needs 43. So Monty Python is insinuating it needs 43 to fly normally and much more to carry a coconut.

[glenn55555]

@xGRYFONx it's great u teach us, but... i doubt a lot of children will read these comments... monty python is a little more from when we where young, is it not? but still, i would'nt have known :p

[Musikkingofthecookie]

@xGRYFONx either your joking, and then its just plain fun, or you cant appreciaite some worlds class humor of highest level.

[wisconsinlegoboy]

its just supposed to be funny, not a textbook for schools, but it is a nice fact.

[MrHendrix17]

He says they are required to beat their wings that fast to carry the coconut, he isnt saying thats how fast they do beat.

[foreverxbrkn]

@xGRYFONx Crucial? Now thats hilarious.